Sorry this is a little late, I took a Chewy Boba pitstop on the way back from hangin with my sister. Loooove Chewy Boba… anyways, the stupididty! I mean the story… same thing…
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Sokka on… Hotheads
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… (I know the Star Wars theme song came to mind) Sokka was travelling on a starship with Zuko to visit the planet of Kyoshi… Translation… Sokka forced Zuko to take him to Kyoshi Island. Reason: something Suki based, use your imagination! You have it for a reason!
"Hey Sparky, could you explain how Sozin's Comet makes firebenders so powerful? I mean it just seems odd."
"It's simple, the fire produced by the comet gives produces vast amounts of energy to firebenders, rendering them almost unbeatable."
"Wait one sea prune pickin second… Your saying that the heat and fire given off by a comet that flies waaaaay to close to the earth to not crash gives more power to you guys than lets say… a volcano that is only a couple hundred feet under your… feet… I guess."
"Yep, pretty much."
"That's just pure insane! Your saying that a hunk of rock that circles the earth every 100 years and creates a little fire is 100 times more powerful than a giant, continuously burning hunk of hydrogen… That makes perfect sense."
"When it comes to bending, I have learned to question nothing."
"That may work for you, but there has to be some, somewhat logical explanation… I mean come on, firebenders can't be that stupid as to not have an explanation for why their giant steroid doesn't work… well you guys can be pretty dumb."
"Hey!"
"It's True! You and your people can be complete idiots sometimes. I mean there were some soliders that thought that Momo could earthbend! Complete idiots! How bout combustion man!"
"Whoa whoa whoa… First of all, his name isn't combustion man. Secondly, how is he an idiot? He tracks you all over the world when you leave almost no trail. How is that considered being an idiot?"
"Well first of all, he turned down a chance at double payment for doing nothing."
"That was probably be-."
"Shush little Zuzu. Its Sokka time."
"Don't call me!"
"SHUT YOUR AIR HOLE!"
"Excuse me Firelord Zuko, do you require assistance" the guard known as Russell asked. (Come on admit that you've watched the movie, UP)
"No, Russell, as long as mr. watertribe calms down we will be alright." (Zuko seems like hewould be one of the awesome bosses that knows every employee by name… like Gru :D)
"You know why do we say calm down instead of calm up? I mean if you "calm down," then you'd be toning down the calmness. Therefore you would become wilder."
"It's an expression, just tell me why 'Combustion man'" Zuko making air quotations, "is an idiot."
"Well if I'm going to use an expression, I would at least make it make sense. Anyways, during our fight with Combustion Man at the Western Air Temple, Aang blew a tornado at the guy. So, what does he do. He flings himself off the building he was on and into an abyss. Brilliant. And you know what! There was no building for him to land on when he jumped! That dude must have had some impressive skills to be able to make a building instantly. POOF, BUILDING! Another case of stupidity struck when Ozai was fighting Aang. He shot lightning at him. He didn't think, 'Geez, since zuko was able toredirect mylighting I wonder if he taught that to the Avatar… probably not.' He's an idiot."
"Mulligan?"
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Recap, Russell is from the movie, "UP" and Watch, "The Western Air Temple" to see building bending.
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Waterbending will be decimated next week. mostly waterbenders though. (Thanks to Quietly-insane12 for pointing out that I had nothing to let ya know whats goin on )Das it for now.
