Taking AIM

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Chapter 4: Flip Out

Gyrich pointed at Spider-man,

"What the hell is this?"

Spider-man said,

"I'm Spider-man!"

The crew-cut man shouted,

"I know that, you moron! What are you doing here?"

Persiana said,

"I brought him in to check the place out!"

Gyrich snapped,

"You let a potential threat into this compound?"

Spider-man said,

"Hey, I'm insulted!"
Persiana waved it off,

"Calm down, G-man. Spider-man's cool. I've made sure he hasn't touched anything he's not supposed to; like Barbie's inflated chest."

Miss Marvel shouted,

"You little-!"

She went to throttle her furry feline nemesis when Crisis got between them,

"Enough, you two!"

Simon said,

"So, he's been watched the whole time!"

Carol nodded,

"He did swing off, but he didn't get very far. Spidey's just going through a lot right now."

Gyrich roared,

"I DON'T CARE IF HE'S WALKING ACROSS THE COUNTRY BAREFOOT! HE'S A SECURITY HAZARD AND A MENACE!"

Spider-man blinked,

"Wow, are you like related to J. Jonah Jameson? Seriously, that's exactly something he would say."

Farrah asked,

"That's the guy that owns the Daily Bugle, right?"

The arachnid hero nodded,

"Yeah, the guy has it out for me. He's hated me since day one when I became a hero, but I haven't figured out why he does it."

Vision, the green and yellow android, said,

"Spider-man is not a threat to our security."

Falcon smirked,

"The toaster oven over here is making more sense than you, Gyrich."

Gyrich screamed,

"Don't get me started on that! I'll deal with that when I talk to Fury!"

He stormed off the compound. As he did, Farrah giggled. Leon turned to his girlfriend,

"What are you planning?"

The cat-girl grinned,

"You're the precog. You tell me."

In a moment, Gyrich screamed,

"WHICH ONE OF YOU PUNKS DID THIS TO MY CAR? IT'S PINK!"
Farrah smirked,

"So, do you think Gyrich likes the paint job?"

Sam grinned,

"You should see what me and Herc did to the inside of it."

Gyrich then screamed again,

"WHAT ARE ALL THESE PICTURES OF QUICKSILVER DOING IN HERE?"
Crystal's voice could be heard,

"HEY, THOSE ARE MINE!"

And, the sounds of a fight erupted. Spider-man blinked,

"Uh, is this normal?"

T'challa said,

"If you mean that Crystal has an obsession with Quicksilver, then yes. If you mean that everybody Gyrich encounters has caused him physical harm, then yes to that as well."

Spider-man nodded,

"I see. So, is there anything else I need to know?"

Leon answered,

"Yes."

He pointed to Farrah and Carol,

"These two love to fight each other."

Persiana said,

"Only because Barbie doesn't know her place. He's mine."

Miss Marvel shot back,

"Yeah, right. You don't deserve a man like him. He and I are WAY more compatible."

At this, Farrah tackled her nemesis, a cat-fight breaking out. Falcon added,

"Oh, and whatever you do, don't mention Thor around Hercules."

Hercules screamed,

"That wannabe bastard! He dares besmirch me!"

He uprooted a tree and threw it into the distance. Spider-man nodded,

"O-K. Good to know."

As for the tree…

Monet St. Croix, the Hellion known as M, was in Los Angeles, shopping for a new dress. She scanned the racks at an exclusive boutique in the hopes of out doing the other Hellion girls. She smiled,

"This one shall do nicely."

Taking the red silk dress, she stepped into the dressing room. At that precise moment, the tree fell into the store and landed right on top of M.

Needless to say, the dress was ruined…

Next Chapter:

More Insanity with the West Coast Avengers, and AIM finally makes a move.