Marcus walks in hurrily with Mayhem close as they go to Alpha.
Marcus asks, "We've been in each other's body since last we met. Please change us back!"
Alpha asks, "You behave this time?"
Both nod and Alpha states, "Naga."
Both have a shocked expression on their faces.
Mayhem says, "Might as well start this thing."
Marcus replies, "Ditto."
Marcus says, "Hello, well you know the drill. Today-"
"Hi guys!"
All three turn and see a kid with orange hair wearing the akastki cloak.
Alpha mutters impatiently, "Great, Andrew is hagata."
Andrew says, "Don't sound so displeased because I brought someone with me."
He turns around, "Come on in."
The next being was a black experiment with an earring and a tattoo.
He says, "Hi guys."
Marcus exclaims, "Onxy!"
He comments, "In the fur."
He looks and asks, "Wait, why is Mayhem so happy to see me?"
Alpha explains, "Meega switched their bodies because they fight too much."
Both Andrew and Onyx nod in unison.
Onyx adds, "That is a smart idea."
Both retaliate, "No it isn't!"
Onyx smirks, "It is."
He says, "Anyway, on today's agenda I'm here to inform you that this is an AU story. Why you ask? Because Deathmetal180 forgot to put it into the summary."
Andrew states, "I can't wait to read the next chapter. Both me and the real Andrew are waiting for what happens next."
Onyx laughs, "I bet you are."
Mayhem retorts, "Can you please stop being all buddy buddy. It is sickening to listen to to all of this."
Marcus says, "You're just a sour puss because no one likes you."
Mayhem states, "I'm okay with being hated, just means people are thinking about me."
Onyx whispers to Andrew, "How much you want to bet that Alpha is going to use Link's ability?"
Andrew replies, "20 bucks."
Onyx takes his hand out and Andrew clasps it, both shake it and wait patiently.
Marcus says, "That makes no sense!"
Mayhem states, "Oh, it does. You get put your little brain around it."
Marcus yells, "That tears it!"
He pounces on Mayhem and Alpha sighs, "Not again."
In Alpha mind...
Omega states, "This is too funny."
Alpha replies, "To you it is because youga don't have to handle it. To meega it isn't because I've to treat them like kids."
Omega comments, "You're right. Still, it is funny. You've to admit to that."
Alpha responds, "Fine it is a little funny. Just a little."
Omega says, "Youga would be bad babysitter."
Alpha asks, "Why?"
Omega answers, "They're destroying the place and Andrew and Onyx aren't lifting a finger to help."
Alpha yells, "WHAT!"
Back to the room...
Alpha does a double take and the room was in worse condition then the last time.
He sternly says, "That's it!"
Marcus falls from the ceiling with Mayhem jumping on top of his chest.
He says, "Say it!"
Marcus replies, "Never!"
Marcus pushes Mayhem off his chest and both grab the other's hand. That is whenAlpha extends his hands and shoots a sticky substance, it goes around their cojoined hands.
Andrew mutters, "Damn it!"
Onyx says, "Where is my 20 bucks?"
He goes into his wallet and hands him the money.
Onyx looks to the bill and says, "Nice doing business."
Andrew states, "Next time, I'm going to win the bet."
Mayhem says, "What is this substance?"
Marcus replies, "It's Link's power, to make two people who always fight stay close together. The only way this can come clean is with mud."
Each begin to pull to the opposite directions, only to be pulled to each other and crash their heads together.
Alpha says, "Well, that was...Something."
Andrew and Onyx walk up and say together, "Totally."
Alpha looks to the two and says, "You could've help you know."
Onyx replies, "Ih, we could've. But..."
Andrew finish, "It was funnier to see how youga handle the sitaution."
Alpha shakes his head, "Naga cool guys."
Onyx turns and says, "Deathmetal180 doesn't own any of the characters in the Lilo and Stitch Franchise. Nor does he own Alpha or Andrew or the other OCs."
Andrew adds, "Don't forget to review this and my author's stories as well."
The three say, "Bye!"
Alpha adds, "Oh, one more thing. Deathmetal180 is posting another chapter soon enough and he would greatly appreciate for my reviews."
The three walk out, leaving the KO'd bodies of Marcus and Mayhem on the floor.
