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Key: *CN313* *Character*
Chapter 4: Cows and Re-appearances
CN313: Konnichiwa, minna-san ^-^! Welcome back to Dares and Such!
Envy: Looking at the title... Your scary friend isn't back is she?
CN313: You were there? I don't remember you being there...
Envy: You summoned me this time because in another story you read I'm always in the emo corner
CN313: Ohh, right.
Ed: So... She IS here? Shit!
CN313: No, she isn't here... But you're giving me ideas...
Envy: *smacks* Way to go, pipsqueak!
Ed: WHO YOU CALLIN-!
CN313: Enough, my dearest... Today's dares are from Red once again! That's what the re-appearance is... Thank you, my sweet reader!
L: Stop teasing me with the 'sweet' comments...
Light: Yeah, like she doesn't already provide you with cart-loads of sweets at a time...
Rogue: HEYOO! Ish me!
Ed: DAMMMIITT!
Rogue: Yeahh, I thought "Hey, why the hell not? I like to torture people..." So, here I am...
CN313: ROGUE! *glomp
Rogue: Let's just do the dares...
L: What do you eat, anyway?
CN313: This isn't so much a dare, but a good question!
L: I eat sweets, true, plenty. But I am still a living being, so I need basics like water, too. But my favorite food... Grilled cheese.
CN313: SO CUTE!
Rogue: WEAK
Ed: Go... Go talk to L about something or drink a gallon of milk
Ed/CN313: *shudder
Ed: What? Don't like the thought of me talking to the object of your stalkerisms?
CN313: No, that would actually be entertaining... No... It's... THE COW JUICE! *vomits
Ed: *shudder* For once we're on the same page... I'll talk with the emo guy...
Ed: *walks up to L* So... W-
L: Go away
Ed: But I-
L: AWAY
CN313: L! JUST FRICKIN HAVE A CONVERSATION! DAMMIT!
Ed: 0.o... So, let's talk about... That.
L: What?
Ed: CN
Rogue: *already eavesdropping* Ooooo Chibi! Dey are talkin 'bout yeeeww~!
CN313: *shimmies over, leans against door
L: -always looking at me funny, too.
Ed: But, she is kinda nice. If you look past the fact that she tortures us frequently.
L: True. She does give me sweets.
Ed: And she hates milk and is... Has height complexes.
L: So... She's easy to sympathize with...
Ed: *nod
CN313: *trying her hardest not to squee her brains out
Rogue: *smiling at Chibi devilishly
CN313: ?
Rogue: *bursts in room
L: Oh... It's you...
Rogue: IT'S ME! So, whatcha talking about?
Ed: Promise not to tell?
Rogue: Promise *crosses fingers
L: Ed, don-
Ed: Ok, well, we were talking about Ehron
CN313: *nosebleed
Rogue: Right, well, she's been listening this entire time. And using my special senses, she just got a nosebleed because Ed called her Ehron.
L: Tried to warn you...
Ed: Shit...
CN313: !
Rogue: *smiling vainly at success* Okay then... Moving on...
Roy: Go to a crowd of people and yell:"I am flamey colonel hear me roar!*roar*"
Roy: Oh the shame...
*poof
Roy: *appears in Central, does dare
Ed: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET COLONEL BASTARD!
Roy: *returns, hides in emo corner
Envy: That will do you no good here... I should know...
Al: You get a sweet little fun-loving kitty
Al: YAY!
Ed: Just keep it away from me
CN313: Awww~! It's so sweet!
Rogue: Yeah, and little... Like Half-Metal over there
CN313: Ooo, nice
Ed: WHO YOU CALLING SO LITTLE WHEN HE GOES TO THE BEACH THAT EVEN THE SAND LOSES HIM IN THE CROWD?
Rogue: No...body...?
CN313: Don't worry, it's his thing...
Rogue: Ah. *punches Ed
Ed: THE HELL?
Rogue: Don't worry, it's my thing
Roy: Oh, I like her. She's got spunk. Hey, wanna be in my squad?
Rogue: Back off, ya old perv. Besides. I have a Capitol to destroy, so... See ya!
Roy: Capital? You mean-
CN313: Different things entirely
Light: Throw a cake at someone's head
Light: Okay... *throws cake at Matsuda
Matsuda: Heyyyy... That wasn't nicey-nicey...
Light: Wtf?
CN313: Rogue shoulda been here for this!
Rogue: Don't worry... I'm always watching... Heheheh
All: 0.o
Misa: You get to do makeovers for two people and they cant resist at all
Misa: Oh, definitely Light-kun and... And... No, Light-kun is perfect... Um...
CN313: We could get back to you if-
Misa: You! And... The scary blonde gun lady!
CN313: Uh, you mean Riza?
Misa: Uh-huh!
Riza: Oh god no...
A few hours later...
Misa: Ta-da~! Aren't you proud, Light-kun?
Roy: Mmm... Well done!
Riza is wearing a sparkly navy blue skin-tight dress. Her hair is down and wavy.
Riza: I feel so... Vulnerable... *shudder
CN313: I feel pretty~! Oh so pretty~!
Misa: You should! Misa worked very hard on you!
CN313 is wearing a fitted purple dress that swishes at the bottom, which reaches her knees. Her hair is in an up-do.
Ed: …
CN313: *ridiculously provocative pose* Do you find this... Distracting?
Rogue: *trying not to laugh* We're only human, Chibi. We're only human.
Lust: Well... Some of us...
Riza: … Can I take this off now?
CN313: Yeah, OK
Riza: Aren't you coming?
CN313: Oh helllll nawww bro! This is the shiznits!
Rogue: Okay then...
Riza: I dont know... wait go with the flamer (Roy) and shout something that you never said
*Riza and Roy appear in Central*
Riza:... Okay. SOMETHING I NEVER SAID~!
Roy: Don't think that's what she meant...
*Both get portaled back*
Riza: See? It worked.
CN313/Rogue: Next dare~!
Ed: I rephrase that last dare on the last chapter. Beat up Roy's smug ass, and Roy can't have his gloves with him or use Riza for help.
Ed:W00tw00t! IMA KILL YOU COLONEL BASTARD!
Roy: ...Shit
*about a half-an-hour later...*
Roy: *dead
Ed: HELLZ YESSSSSSSSS!
CN313: I'm strangely satisfied...
Rogue: Aw, I kinda liked him...
Ed: *ranting about how Mustang "totally had it coming"
Light: Uh... Next... Dare?
Light: Tell everybody your deepest darkest secret or spend the rest of the chapter in a frilly blue dress..
Light: …
Rogue: Okay honestly you get no choice in this. I am forcing you into a frilly blue dress because that is HILARIOUS
Light: ...*sigh* Damn. *changes
A couple of minutes later...
Light: There, happy?
All: ...Pfft... AHAHAHAHA!
CN313: *laughing* N-n-next... d-dare! AHAHA! Oh...
Rogue: What?
CN313: We're out of dares...
Rogue: Oh...
CN313: Yeah... Thanks for all the reviews~! Keep it up! Next chappie we'll have dares from Devil'sEyeAlchemist13! Bye bye~!
Rogue: See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!
Ed: Wouldn't wanna be me either -_-"
