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Key: *CN313* *Character*

Chapter 4: Cows and Re-appearances

CN313: Konnichiwa, minna-san ^-^! Welcome back to Dares and Such!

Envy: Looking at the title... Your scary friend isn't back is she?

CN313: You were there? I don't remember you being there...

Envy: You summoned me this time because in another story you read I'm always in the emo corner

CN313: Ohh, right.

Ed: So... She IS here? Shit!

CN313: No, she isn't here... But you're giving me ideas...

Envy: *smacks* Way to go, pipsqueak!

Ed: WHO YOU CALLIN-!

CN313: Enough, my dearest... Today's dares are from Red once again! That's what the re-appearance is... Thank you, my sweet reader!

L: Stop teasing me with the 'sweet' comments...

Light: Yeah, like she doesn't already provide you with cart-loads of sweets at a time...

Rogue: HEYOO! Ish me!

Ed: DAMMMIITT!

Rogue: Yeahh, I thought "Hey, why the hell not? I like to torture people..." So, here I am...

CN313: ROGUE! *glomp

Rogue: Let's just do the dares...

L: What do you eat, anyway?

CN313: This isn't so much a dare, but a good question!

L: I eat sweets, true, plenty. But I am still a living being, so I need basics like water, too. But my favorite food... Grilled cheese.

CN313: SO CUTE!

Rogue: WEAK

Ed: Go... Go talk to L about something or drink a gallon of milk

Ed/CN313: *shudder

Ed: What? Don't like the thought of me talking to the object of your stalkerisms?

CN313: No, that would actually be entertaining... No... It's... THE COW JUICE! *vomits

Ed: *shudder* For once we're on the same page... I'll talk with the emo guy...

Ed: *walks up to L* So... W-

L: Go away

Ed: But I-

L: AWAY

CN313: L! JUST FRICKIN HAVE A CONVERSATION! DAMMIT!

Ed: 0.o... So, let's talk about... That.

L: What?

Ed: CN

Rogue: *already eavesdropping* Ooooo Chibi! Dey are talkin 'bout yeeeww~!

CN313: *shimmies over, leans against door

L: -always looking at me funny, too.

Ed: But, she is kinda nice. If you look past the fact that she tortures us frequently.

L: True. She does give me sweets.

Ed: And she hates milk and is... Has height complexes.

L: So... She's easy to sympathize with...

Ed: *nod

CN313: *trying her hardest not to squee her brains out

Rogue: *smiling at Chibi devilishly

CN313: ?

Rogue: *bursts in room

L: Oh... It's you...

Rogue: IT'S ME! So, whatcha talking about?

Ed: Promise not to tell?

Rogue: Promise *crosses fingers

L: Ed, don-

Ed: Ok, well, we were talking about Ehron

CN313: *nosebleed

Rogue: Right, well, she's been listening this entire time. And using my special senses, she just got a nosebleed because Ed called her Ehron.

L: Tried to warn you...

Ed: Shit...

CN313: !

Rogue: *smiling vainly at success* Okay then... Moving on...

Roy: Go to a crowd of people and yell:"I am flamey colonel hear me roar!*roar*"

Roy: Oh the shame...

*poof

Roy: *appears in Central, does dare

Ed: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET COLONEL BASTARD!

Roy: *returns, hides in emo corner

Envy: That will do you no good here... I should know...

Al: You get a sweet little fun-loving kitty

Al: YAY!

Ed: Just keep it away from me

CN313: Awww~! It's so sweet!

Rogue: Yeah, and little... Like Half-Metal over there

CN313: Ooo, nice

Ed: WHO YOU CALLING SO LITTLE WHEN HE GOES TO THE BEACH THAT EVEN THE SAND LOSES HIM IN THE CROWD?

Rogue: No...body...?

CN313: Don't worry, it's his thing...

Rogue: Ah. *punches Ed

Ed: THE HELL?

Rogue: Don't worry, it's my thing

Roy: Oh, I like her. She's got spunk. Hey, wanna be in my squad?

Rogue: Back off, ya old perv. Besides. I have a Capitol to destroy, so... See ya!

Roy: Capital? You mean-

CN313: Different things entirely

Light: Throw a cake at someone's head

Light: Okay... *throws cake at Matsuda

Matsuda: Heyyyy... That wasn't nicey-nicey...

Light: Wtf?

CN313: Rogue shoulda been here for this!

Rogue: Don't worry... I'm always watching... Heheheh

All: 0.o

Misa: You get to do makeovers for two people and they cant resist at all

Misa: Oh, definitely Light-kun and... And... No, Light-kun is perfect... Um...

CN313: We could get back to you if-

Misa: You! And... The scary blonde gun lady!

CN313: Uh, you mean Riza?

Misa: Uh-huh!

Riza: Oh god no...

A few hours later...

Misa: Ta-da~! Aren't you proud, Light-kun?

Roy: Mmm... Well done!

Riza is wearing a sparkly navy blue skin-tight dress. Her hair is down and wavy.

Riza: I feel so... Vulnerable... *shudder

CN313: I feel pretty~! Oh so pretty~!

Misa: You should! Misa worked very hard on you!

CN313 is wearing a fitted purple dress that swishes at the bottom, which reaches her knees. Her hair is in an up-do.

Ed: …

CN313: *ridiculously provocative pose* Do you find this... Distracting?

Rogue: *trying not to laugh* We're only human, Chibi. We're only human.

Lust: Well... Some of us...

Riza: … Can I take this off now?

CN313: Yeah, OK

Riza: Aren't you coming?

CN313: Oh helllll nawww bro! This is the shiznits!

Rogue: Okay then...

Riza: I dont know... wait go with the flamer (Roy) and shout something that you never said

*Riza and Roy appear in Central*

Riza:... Okay. SOMETHING I NEVER SAID~!

Roy: Don't think that's what she meant...

*Both get portaled back*

Riza: See? It worked.

CN313/Rogue: Next dare~!

Ed: I rephrase that last dare on the last chapter. Beat up Roy's smug ass, and Roy can't have his gloves with him or use Riza for help.

Ed:W00tw00t! IMA KILL YOU COLONEL BASTARD!

Roy: ...Shit

*about a half-an-hour later...*

Roy: *dead

Ed: HELLZ YESSSSSSSSS!

CN313: I'm strangely satisfied...

Rogue: Aw, I kinda liked him...

Ed: *ranting about how Mustang "totally had it coming"

Light: Uh... Next... Dare?

Light: Tell everybody your deepest darkest secret or spend the rest of the chapter in a frilly blue dress..

Light: …

Rogue: Okay honestly you get no choice in this. I am forcing you into a frilly blue dress because that is HILARIOUS

Light: ...*sigh* Damn. *changes

A couple of minutes later...

Light: There, happy?

All: ...Pfft... AHAHAHAHA!

CN313: *laughing* N-n-next... d-dare! AHAHA! Oh...

Rogue: What?

CN313: We're out of dares...

Rogue: Oh...

CN313: Yeah... Thanks for all the reviews~! Keep it up! Next chappie we'll have dares from Devil'sEyeAlchemist13! Bye bye~!

Rogue: See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!

Ed: Wouldn't wanna be me either -_-"