Chapter 3: Terminators! Ponies! Oh my! It's a Chaotic Hangout! Dood!

"I win again!" exclaimed a cheerful snow haired themed princess as another round of groaning and frustrating sighs and cards being thrown around is happening. This my friend is one good example of someone who is going to be in a business venture… though playing a game of monopoly has something to do in real life then it will stay as a game.

"How… just how are you beating us so easily, Weiss?!" asked a frustrated Ruby as she looked at her now bankrupt state of business while Yang's head just met the hard table with a groan and Blake having covered her face with her hands as a depressing imaginary cloud drifted and rained over her.

"Simple really… I was born and raised to take over a company" stated Weiss as a matter of fact with a smug smile as Ruby just did what her sister is doing.

"You girls sure are taking this at stride you know?" I asked peeking over the kitchen counter as I was busy preparing a meal for both Desco and Neo until that was change when the same group of 8 teens just barged into our castle home after that "Incident" involving an almost roasted Raven… speaking of which that bird was a raven and that bird's name is Raven… how ironic being named after a bird… though seriously I don't know how to comprehend it at all first color naming and now bird naming what's next mix of both now?... I kind of wish I did not think of that.

"If you think about it prinny… they basically made this place their hangout spot" stated Raven by my side as she helped me prepare lunch for them. You kind of wander why she is here?, well let me tell you… it involves fights, hugs, drama and a whole lot of hugs especially when a man made destroyer took a liking to you and now she thinks you're her mother… I pity her.

"Well if it makes you even better why don't you go and get Desco. MOMMA Raven" I teased to her as she slightly fidgeted and looked at me with a slight shock. I smirked at her response with a smug grin and she gripped the plate with a little more force as it started to have little cracks.

"I'll get you for this…" she whispered to me as she went her way towards where Desco's room is. Yeah right… as if you can actually fight me!

"Um… Prinny, have you seen Jaune anywhere?" asked Pyrrha coming in to my little kitchen. Ah the sweet irony of love… except it's a one sided one and this blond boy is one dense rock floating on high island

"Hm… well if your hearing any screaming echoing through the halls then… that is Jaune" I said to her while internally snickering of how Jaune's request from the other day has now turned into a literal nightmare… hehehe

"Screaming?" she tilted her head in confusion. "What do you mean by that?"

"Just listen in… 3… 2… 1" I counted off and mere seconds later…

"AHHH!" a loud girlish scream boomed the hallways as a door burst open with a frightened Jaune closing it harshly and locked it before using himself as a barricade on the door. Pyrrha looked at Jaune with worry while I suppressed myself from laughing knowing what will happen next.

"No… it can't be REAL!" Jaune said to himself as he is sweating bullets right now. Pyrrha approached the boy while I fell on the ground laughing while Team RWBY came to my side confused to why I am laughing and Jaune being comforted by Pyrrha.

"Um why is Jaune frightened, prinny?" asked Ruby while I sat myself up still laughing. "And why are you laughing?"

"That little red is something you are going to have to look forward in just a second" I grinned at her as a loud banging came from the other side of the door. Jaune yelped alongside Pyrrha while I sat on a director's chair with black sunglasses on while Team RWBY sat beside me with a large popcorn bag and Sodas on their hands.

"The X-Terminator: Scene 2, Act 7, and ACTION!" I yelled prompting for a gray prinny hand to smash through the door and going back but in mere seconds a red glowing eye peeking through and scanning the room until it spotted me and the girls.

"Where is Jaune Arc?" he asked in a prinny terminator intimidating way which sent chills to the six occupants especially Jaune as he was shivering in fright. "He's been targeted for training extermination"

"No Jaune Arc here!" yelled Pyrrha in panic as she held Jaune's mouth preventing him from speaking. Pringer X stared at us before removing his eye from the hole. "I'll be back" he stated as he retreated away.

"That was close" Jaune breathed out a sigh of relief as Pyrrha was beside him and comforting him. Team RWBY was about to stand and go to them until I held out my prinny arm to prevent them. They were confused until suddenly… Satan's Camaro broke through the door sending Jaune and Pyrrha comically flying and landing in front of us, Pyrrha butt first while Jaune is… not lucky to have his face on the floor. The car door open and out came Pringer X holding a shotgun with shades on his eyes as the main them of Terminator plays on his Camaro. "Honk Honk, Jaune Arc"

He then proceeded to tie Jaune up and Pyrrha as well before lifting and shoving them on the back side of the car, he then looked at us before going inside and revving the engine up but not before saying his final quote. "Hasta la Vista Penguin" and drove off back to where they came from.

Silence inhabited the place as the girls have a dumbfounded faces on them while I was on the ground laughing so hard in tears. After a few seconds the girls then started laughing as well from the scene that just occurred to them. "That was too funny!" blurted Yang holding her sides from laughing while the others nodded while laughing until something or rather someone came inside the room.

"What is happening?" asked a voice as me and the girls turned our attention towards it until we started laughing again so hard. Walking in the room is none other than Ren which is practically normal but if I have to be honest with you all… he came in… wearing a pink unicorn costume.

"Hahaha! Ren why are you wearing that?!" asked Weiss pointing a finger at a now embarrassed Ren hiding his face in shame. "You don't want to know…" he grumbled until another hyperactive person came in… and it was Nora… wearing the same costume but this time it is orange. Tyrant, help us all! I think I'll die from LOL syndrome!

"Hey guys! What are you all up to?" asked Nora waving her hands at us, by this time we finished laughing as Ren sulks on a corner of the room with a cloud of depression hanging above him "Ren! Where are my pancakes?" looking at her friend/crush. Yeah I'll be honest I ship those two if you are asking my dear readers since I prinny thinks that polar opposites attract each other a lot!

"Nora… please let me be alone" he replied which made Nora confuse until Desco floated in with Neo and Raven by her side, she sees me and rushed tackled me and gave a tight hug… I think by now she would be a world wrestling champion due to how suffocating her hugs are… I saw in the corner of my eyes that Raven was smirking at my demise… touché to you my black feathered friend…

After letting go of me from that tight hug, I asked Raven as to why they are wearing that. She told me that Desco alongside Neo and Nora are watching "My little Pony" and they got excited which prompted Desco to pull out her costume closet and ended up dressing Nora and Neo until Nora grinned and looked at Ren and started dressing him up as well… well nothing I can do about it…

"Well as long as your all having fun then I don't mind" I stated while heading back into the kitchen with Raven and preparing lunch while Team RWBY and NR have small talks with Desco about the TV show… wait a minute… am I missing someone? Oh yeah…

"Speaking of someone, where's Neo?" I asked of Desco putting their lunch on the dinner table while they took a seat. Desco merely looked at me and gave me her signature goofy grin… I know I will regret seeing that, last time she gave me that… let's just say that Fuka came in an embarrassed state and homerun the heck out of me when I asked why is she like that… ah the irony of youth…

After lunch, team RWBY went on to play another round of Monopoly while Ren and Nora were dragged by Desco on another binge watch of another MLP watching while Raven… just went to look for Pringer X who in my opinion is currently training Jaune… though calling training and being in the land of Carnage is different well… let's just say that Pyrrha might want to pray their gods about the safety of Jaune because right now… I doubt his mentality would be the same after this… it's the LAND OF CARNAGE what do you expect people?! Mercy? Hell no people.

Speaking of which I made my way out in the courtyard with a broom in hand to sweep the grounds, even in another world or timeline my duties as a prinny still exist… at least until I get enough to pay off my debt and get reincarnated… but speaking of which it does not matter now since the Tyrant just "REINCARNATED" me and let me tell you… it was one heck of a ride so far and I won't trade it for another thing.

As I reached through the courtyard I noticed someone sitting in one of the benches near the flower garden. I stopped dead on my tracks as I took a closer look at the person. She was definitely a girl judging from her white summer dress with white sandal heels on her feet. She was also carrying a white umbrella which made her face unseen but judging from the color of pink and brown I doubt that she… is… Wait… WHAT?!

My eyes bulged out of penguin sockets and my jaw hanging down and the broom now out of my hand and dropped to the floor.

"No freaking hell, dood" I thought to myself as the tyrant just snickered inside of my mind… again…

Slowly but surely I said the words that now had clearly come out of my mouth. "Neo… is that you?"

Slowly but surely said person just stood from her seat and twirled in place as time seemed to have stopped. The bask brightness of the sun, the Garden full of flowers as a background behind her, her hair straightened and beautifully swaying alongside the breeze of the wind. What made said person be a picture perfect sample of beauty was the smile… a grateful and charming smile from her lips as her heterochromatic eyes looked at me in warmth.

"Hey there Prinny…" said the angelic voice coming from the mouth of Neo herself, a voice which kind of reminds me of Big Sis Altina when she took care of me that one time.

For the first time of my life I fell into unconsciousness… not out of running from errands, not out of trying to find ingredients, or the daily sessions with my former master turned friend Etna. No… I passed out… due to cuteness overload… sue me people! Because this is one of the things I truly enjoy to see if my life were to be forfeited… or not until I get my debts pay off…

Neo ran out and held the unconscious Dark hero in her hands as she desperately called out to her… but unknown to us… if you ever looked close behind one the trees… you will see a laughing black haired woman as she held a camera in one of her hands…

"Told you I would get you back" snickered Raven as she watched the scene of Neo and Prinny from behind the tree.