Time to do another Review, this one I'm doing with TLSoulDude. Enjoy.

The Lion King Review

DJ sits down on a chair, wearing a gray shirt with Mickey Mouse and blue jeans under his robe and also a smile on his face. "Hello, I'm the Demon Critic. I do the reviews so you know what to look for."

(Then it shows the Disney opening to every one of it's movies.)

"Ah, Disney." said DJ, smiling. "Before the idiocy of the movies that Disney made, like..."

(Shows the Hannah Montana movie)

DJ frowned at that, as he sighs. "But I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the king of traditional animated movies. Appropriately named...The Lion King."

(a lion roar is heard as it shows different scenes of the movie.)

DJ smiled as he says "This movie is an awesome piece. But what makes it so cool..." suddenly static appeared over DJ. "What the?" He asked, confused as suddenly a new guy appeared on the screen; Tohokari-Steel of Outta the DVD.

"I WAS GONNA REVIEW LION KING, YOU LOUSY JERK!" yelled Steel, as DJ just chuckled.

"Steel?" DJ laughed. "I hate to burst ya bubble, dude. But I got to it first."

Steel then says "You're not near intelligent enough to realize the master piece of the Lion King."

DJ rolled his eyes and says "Please, if an idiot like you want to review it, go review Simba's Pride. I heard it's as good."

"It doesn't even come close-wait, what did you call me?" asked TS, looking annoyed.

"You need me to clear it up? Alright, uh..." DJ then began to talk in a funny tone "Me called you an 'idiot'. It's a noun that means 'Person who can't understand simple things'. That's an Education that could last a lifetime."

(a scene where some kids were laughing is shown.)

Steel looked annoyed as he sets his laptop aside and says "Say that again, I DARE YOU..." But then noticed his katana was now a balloon sword.

"Tough talk, from the guy holding the balloon." DJ joked, as a laugh track is heard.

"CHARGE!" Yelled Steel, tackling DJ as he screamed.

DJ was able to shove him off, and laugh. But then TS tried the Simpson-Strangle. "Why I oughta!"

DJ then choked out "Wait a minute, wait a minute."

"What?" asked TS, getting rid of some of the grip.

"Why are we fighting? We like the same movie here." said DJ, taking some breaths.

"He's right." said Yukari from across the hall.

"So, mate," Scott Highflier (from TL's Prince of Heart fic), "Think ya can put yer differences aside for this chapter?"

"Why not." TS asked, as he sat down next to DJ. "Call me TS."

"Got it." said DJ, shaking his hand.

TS then says "Alright, we're here to review...what again? I kind of forgot in the heat of the moment."

(Shows the title of the movie; Lion King with parentheses Idiot)

DJ nods and says "Yep. But during the song, we see different images of different African Animal. Even a bird-thing almost getting crushed by a ten-foot elephant before it shows the landmark that always confuses me; Pride Rock."

(shows Pride Rock dramatically)

"Seriously, wouldn't someone notice that?" asked DJ. "If I ever go to Egypt, and see all the animals go to a giant, weird rock, I would be freaked out normally.

"You shoulda seen Noah's Ark." TS stated, "Anyway, we see...HOLY CRUD! IT'S RAFIKI! I LOVED THAT BABOON! HE WAS SO WISE AND CRAZY AND..." TS then slapped himself, "Sorry. I...just go like that when I see one of my childhood icons."

DJ then says "Don't worry, I do it all the time in Private. Just...not online."

"You should see me try to review Rikki Tikki Tavi or the Velveteen Rabbit." TS murmured.

"Anyway, we see the iconic scene where Rafiki basically appoints Simba as a newborn prince." TS continued, "Then, he raises him on high as God seems to acknowledge the cub."

(Shows that scene, and then all the animals bowing, as the song hit it's climax.)

DJ just nods and says "And for some reason...all the animals are bowing. Why?"

(Shows the scene with Pumbaa's gas knocks out half of the animals, followed by the bowing of the other animals)

"Figures that Timon and Pumbaa had something to do with it." DJ said plainly. "But after showing off Simba, we go see the new baddy."

"Enter Scar, voiced by the all-too charming Jeremy Irons." TS introduced, "HIS hobbies involve plotting to over-throw his brother, being melodramatic, and...talking to mice. In a Disney movie...THAT'S UNHEARD OF." TS finished his sentence with a kind of mad sarcasm.

(Zazu: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?)

"Oh and Zazu, voiced by Rowan Atkinson (a.k.a. Mr. Bean), interrupts our villain. Jeez, this guy's like if Squidward was merged with Sebastian and somehow turned into a bird." TS stated, "Anyway, the guy explains that Mufasa, Scar's brother, is on his way and is MAJORLY ticked-off. Upon hearing this, Scar takes it well."

(Scar: Oh, I quiver with FEAR!

Zazu: Now, Scar, don't look at me that way...)

TS looked disturbed by this at this clip.

(Zazu: HELP! *tries to fly away, but gets trapped in Scar's mouth*)

"Whew. Thought it was gonna be...ah, never mind." TS shrugged.

(Mufasa: SCAR.)

"Oh, enter Mufasa, voiced by the charismatic James Earl Jones. Never heard of him? Tell me if this sounds familiar..." TS cued a clip.

(Darth Vader: The Force is strong in you, young Skywalker...but you are not a Jedi yet.)

"Yep, Darth Vader." TS finished.

"Anyway, after spitting up Zazu...gross." DJ said with a hint of disgust in his voice. "Anyway, Scar likes to joke around, like any other villain."

(Scar: Why if it isn't my big brother. Descending from up height to mingle with the commoners)

"But Ol. Muffasa isn't happy that his younger bro. wasn't there for the ceremony...yeah..." DJ said plainly. "Anyway, is a bit mad that Simba is the prince, and Scar wanted to be king."

(Scar: I was first in line, until that little HAIRBALL was born.
Muffasa: That 'hairball' is my son, and your future king.)

"Ouch." said DJ

"Unfortunately, Scar taunts Mufasa, who decides to be a huge jerk to his brother and..." TS was cut-off by a clip.

(Mufasa: *Roars* IS THAT A CHALLENGE?)

"I'M SORRY, MUFASA! I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT!" TS apologized in a pathetic manner, "I STILL HAVE SOME GROWING UP TO DO!"

"After that, Zazu then makes a pretty funny exchange with Mufasa..."

(Zazu: He'd make a very handsome throw-rug.
Mufasa: Zazu.
Zazu: Just think about it-if he gets dirty, you can take him out and BEAT HIM. *Mufasa chuckles at it*)

"Actually, I have a Scar Throw-Rug." TS said, "Wanna see it?"

DJ asks "Would it be surprising if I said that Scar's real name is "Taka"?"

"Why? What's it mean?" TS asked.

"Want." DJ said plainly.

(it then shows Rafiki's home, with him painting in it)

"Now after all that, Rafiki is in his tree, painting with his hands." said DJ

"However, this scene only focuses for a few seconds before we...warp a few years into the future." TS continued, "We then see Simba as a kid, voiced by Jonathan Taylor Thomas. He runs over to his dad when probably one of the funniest parental lines is dropped."

(Mufasa: *in a sleepy voice* Before sunrise, he's YOUR son...)

DJ nods and says "Yeah. But after some effort, Simba gets a lesson from his father about how things work in the Savannahs."

"Next up is a part that differs with versions." TS said, "The original version has Zazu arriving and giving the morning report while using SEVERAL good puns."

(Zazu: Cheetahs never prosper...)

"In the special edition, however..." TS cued a clip.

(Zazu: *singing* This is the mor-ning report...)

"HURT ME." TS stated, "I mean...this song has no place in the version I'm used to. Spontaneously bringing it up makes NO SENSE!"

DJ then shrugs and says "I admit it was dumb adding Morning Report into the movie. Adding it to the CD would be better, but adding it to the movie...yeah."

DJ then says "But after some Pouncing lessons..."

(Simba pounces Zazu as Mufassa laughs)

"Seems that Mufassa has a sense of humor." DJ said, rolling his eyes.

"So Zazu reports that there are hyenas in the Pride Lands." TS continued, "Simba wants to come, but Mufasa puts his foot down. Zazu takes Simba home, where..."

(Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, guess what?)

"Alright, I like this movie, but I always consider this scene awakward." TS muttered, hitting the fast-forward button on a remote.

When it stopped, it was at Be prepared. "TO far." DJ said, rewinding it to when Simba was talking to Nala. "That's better."

"Enter Nala, who's...in the middle of a tongue-bath." TS continued, "If they were humans, the sick perverts would be flooding theaters with their drool."

"So, the two go onto the 'water-hole', while actually wanting to go to the Elephant Graveyard." TS continued, "In order to lose Zazu, they..."

(Simba jumps over and the color changes.)

TS held up a finger, but seemed to think. He then asked DJ, "Would I be in the right by calling this a 'mind-warp'?"

DJ shrugged and says "No idea."

(Simba (singing): I'll be a mighty king, so enemies beware. (makes Zazu trip over a log)

DJ chuckled and says "That was funny."

"But after a bit of a montage with Zazu getting smacked by a Elephant..." DJ tried to say, but the Burger King mascot showed up out of nowhere. "What was that?" DJ asked, surprised

"But after a bit of a montage with Zazu getting smacked by a Elephant..." DJ tried to say, but the Burger King mascot showed up out of nowhere. "What was that?" DJ asked, surprised

"Just a running gag." TS shrugged, "I'm glad I don't have any...yet."

"Though this musical number is extremely weird, I admit that I DID like this when I was a kid...and that's what this song is aiming for." TS continued, "After that, Zazu ends up under the butt of a rhinoceros..."

(Pixel Mario appears before fading.)

"Wait." TS stated, "Nostalgia Critic has Elephant..."

(Burger King)

"Insane Critic has Hippopotamus..."

(Ernie face)

"Now I have Rhinoceros?"

(Pixel Mario)

"Weird, ain't it?" TS asked.

"Hmm...Lion?" DJ asked

(Lion King Roar)

DJ says "Oh joy, I get a loud noise."

DJ sighs and says "But after losing Zazu, and a little wrestling..."

(Nala: Pinned ya)

DJ then says "Hint, hint. But anyway, they find themselves in the most gresome place in Africa; the Elephant graveyard!"

"The two lions try to find out if the skeleton elephant's brain is still in its skull and want to check it out." TS continued, "However, their fun is cut-short by Zazu, wanting to take them back to safety. Guess he somehow dislodged the rhinoceros..."

(Pixel Mario)

"KNOCK IT OFF!" TS barked.

(Simba: Looks like ol' Banana Beak is scared.)

(Zazu: It's MISTER Banana Beak to you, FUZZY! And, right now, we are ALL in very real danger!)

(Simba: Danger? *snorts* I'm used to things bein' on the wild side. I LAUGH in the face of danger! Ha-ha-ha!)

(Hyena cackles)

"So, enter our comic relief villains-" TS introduced, "Shenzi (voiced by Whoopi Goldberg), Banzai (voiced by Cheech Marin), and Ed (voiced by Jim Cummings)."

"Sometimes, I wonder why Jimmy just laughs as Ed." DJ sighed.

(Ed laughs a bit at this)

"But anyway, after some escaping, Shezi and her pals grab Zazu and send him to a bird's worst nihgtmare..."

(Zazu (Getting stuffed into a giezer): NOT THE BIRDY BOILER! (gets sent flying))

DJ says "Birdy Boiler?" He looks around and asks "Seriously?"

"I don't get it either." TS admitted.

(Simba: Hey! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?)

(Shenzi: Like...YOU?)

"Whoever came up with the 'pick on someone your own size' reply oughta be horse-whipped." TS stated.

"So, we enter a pretty dramatic chase scene where Simba saves Nala by slashing Shenzi on the cheek." TS continued, "They then try to hide in an elephant's skull, only to get cornered."

"Then the dad comes in." DJ said, showing that scene.

(Mufassa begins to beat up the Hyenas, pinning them down.)

"Nice job Mufassa!" DJ said.

(Mufassa: SLIENCE!)

DJ says "Alright, I'll shut up."

"He then tells them to stay away from his son, Ed gives the hyenas away, and they take off like gunshots." TS continued, "Mufasa is obviously ticked off as he leads the kids away. Then we see..."

(Scar overlooking the scene)

(Imperial March music playing)

"SCAAAAAAR!" TS shouted to the heavens

DJ rubbed his ear as he says "After some advice for his son, Mufassa tells Simba about the stars and them begin the past kings."

"But in the Graveyard, The Hyenas were arguing, but they stopped when Scar shows up." DJ said, as he watched. "But then Banzai gives up something of genius."

(Banzai: What are we supposed to do? (Swallows some Zebra) Kill Mufassa?)

(Scar: Precisely)

"The Hyena says the big 'no duh'?" DJ asked. "That's embarrassing that the comic relief shows off the main plot point."

"But then it shows the spookiest song in history..." DJ began.

(Scar: I know your power of redemption, is as wet as a Warthog's backside.)

"That...doesn't sound right." DJ said plainly

"Then begins probably one of the creepier Disney songs." TS said, "Be Prepared, which is only rivalled by Hellfire in terms of sheer creepiness. In this, he turns a pack of hyenas into FREAKIN' NAZIS."

(Scar: The future is littered with prizes
Although I'm the main addressee...
)

(Hitler doing a speech)

"After that song, we suddenly cut scenes to a gorge, where Scar has taken Simba to get a surprise from his dad. Scar then leaves to go 'get' his dad."

(Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, will I LIKE the surprise?)

(Scar: Simba, it's to DIE for...)

(Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!)

"SIMBA! GET OUT OF THERE! YOUR UNCLE IS GOING TO KILL YOU!" DJ yelled to the lion. He calms down and says "But then we, again, cut to the Hyenas, who were starving."

(Banzai: I gotta have a Wildebeest.)

(Shenzi: No)

(Banzai: Can't I just have one of the little sick ones?)

"That was gross, but then after that, those three start something." DJ said.

(shows Simba looking down at the ground, as some rocks were now jumping.)

(Wildebeest begin running down the edge of the gorge)

TS screamed, "WHERE'S A JEEP WHEN YA NEED IT?"

"So, we go into a dramatic scene where Simba's trying to escape the Wildebeest. We then cut back to Mufasa."

(Zazu: Look, sire, the herd is on the move.)

(Mufasa: Odd...)

(Scar: Mufasa! Quickly...stampede...in the gorge! SIMBA'S DOWN THERE!)

(Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!)

"After hearing that, The two brothers and the bird go to the gorge and see Simba hanging onto a tree for dear life." DJ said.

(Simba: Zazu, help me!)

(Zazu: Your father is on the way, hold on!)

(Simba: Hurry!)

"Come on Mufassa. Show them why the lions are king of Beast!" DJ cheered.

"Mufasa manages to save Simba, but gets dragged back into the stampede." TS continued, "He soon jumps onto a cliff and tries struggling up. He then sees Scar just above him."

(Mufasa: SCAR! *slips a few inches* BROTHER, HELP ME!)

(Scar extends claws and digs them into Mufasa's paws, causing him to roar in pain)

(Scar: Long live the king...)

(Scar releases Mufasa, who screams as he falls back into the herd.)

(Simba: NOOOOOOOOOO!)

TS looked taken aback, "That's distractingly dark."

"So, Simba finds that his father is dead in probably one of the most tragic scenes where he realizes that his father is gone forever." TS said, sniffling, "Sorry, I've got something in my eye..."

"Then Scar gives the blame for Mufassa's death to Simba...in a scene that weirdly reminds me of something else." DJ said, thinking about it.

(Bambi's father: Your mother is dead. She cannot be with you now)

DJ says "Great, an evil version of the first talk between Bambi and his dad. Perfect..." He sighs and says "And after being chased down by the Hyenas, Simba was able to escape."

"We..." TS sniffled before regain his composure, "We then swap to Scar, who's giving a 'eulogy' for Mufasa and Simba, whom all believe dead. He then pronounces himself King and then..."

(Scar: But, from the ashes, FIRE will rise with this, a dawning of a new era, in which lion and hyena come together in our great and glorious future!)

(Hitler making a speech)

"We have a brief instance with Rafiki, but we find Simba, half-dead in the desert with buzzards circling him. They come down to snack on him, but..."

(A meerkat and warthog charge in and beat up the buzzards)

"Enter Timon and Pumbaa." TS said, "Now, between the ages of four and ten, these guys were pretty much the symbol of my childhood."

"After they kick those bird-brain's tail feathers, Pumbaa asks Timon if they can take in Simba, but Timon wasn't to excited about it." DJ said.

(Timon: Pumbaa are you NUTS? He's a lion, Lions eat guys like us!)

(Pumbaa: But he's so little)

(Timon: He's gonna get bigger)

DJ then says "Then the pig gets a good idea." but he then realized what he said

(Pumbaa: THEY CALL ME MR. PIG!)

DJ says "Sorry!"

(Pumbaa: Then maybe he'll be on OUR side!)

(Timon: Ahaha. That's the STUPIDEST thing I've ever head. And...wait, I've got it! Maybe he'll be on OUR side!)

"That is probably the most cliche of all glory hog lines." TS stated, "They then take Simba to shelter and nurse him to health. He tries to leave and..."

(Timon: Jeez, he looks blue.)

(Pumbaa: I'd say brownish-gold.)

TS snorted, "Okay, that was pretty funny."

"They then try to talk to Simba about his problems."

(Pumbaa: Hey, kid, what's eatin' ya?)

(Timon: Nothin'! He's at the top of the food chain! *bursts into laughter* THE FOOD CHAIN!)

"THAT, I don't think is very funny." TS admitted.

"After a brief explanation that Simba should put his past behind him, the two then go into probably one of the catchiest Disney songs ever." TS said before shouting, "HAKUNA MATATA! I LOVED THAT SONG!"

(Timon: Hakuna Matata...
What a wonderful phrase.
)

(Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata...
Ain't no passin' craze!)

"Should we join 'em?" TS asked DJ, "I just love this number so very, very much."

DJ shrugs and says "Sure. I always liked this song to."

"But first..." DJ then presses the sing-along button. "Hey, who ever wants to join in, sing along."

Hellboy, Ino Yamanaka, Ben Tennyson, Airnaruto45 (or the Classic Critic), Xemnas1992, Fortune Glyph (a.k.a. Lucky) TLSoulDude, Dimensiondude, Lunatic121 (or the Insane Critic), Mrfipp, Green Goblin from Marvel/DC, Skid McMarxx, Ratchet, Clank, Commander Sasha, and Chester A. Bum all bolted inside. (everyone except Chester being the cast of the Little Fictorian)

"Sure got your money's worth." TL murmured.

Then Kurumu Kuruno, Yukari Sendo, and Ronny the Rodent showed up.

DJ shrugs and says "One, two, three!"

(Timon and Pumbaa (With the ohters singing along): Hakuna Matata, it's a wonderful phrase!)

(Timon and Pumbaa: (with everyone singing) Hakuna Matata...
Ain't no passin' craze!
It means no worries for the rest of your days...
It's our problem-free philosophy!
Hakuna Matata.
..)

DJ then says "I noticed something though..."

"What?" asked Yukari, as the song continued and the others were still singing.

"Bare Necessitates and Hakuna Matata have a similar theme to it; no worries." DJ said with a shrug, as the song continued until they go to Timon and Pumbaa's place. "The song leads to a paradise that the two live in, as they then lead to the weirdest montage scene in history..."

"Simba gets a taste of grubs...yuck." TS said, "We then get the 'aging while walking over the log' deal and..."

(Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba: Hakuna, Matata
Hakuna, Matata
Hakuna, Matata
Haku...
)

"BACK TO SINGING!" TS grinned.

(Simba and everyone: It means no worries
For the rest of your days...
)

(All: It's our problem-free philosophy!
Hakuna Matata!)

DJ then says "After a dive, we cut to Pride Rock...which has seen better days..."

(shows the wasteland the Pridelands turned into)

Yukari says "Creepy. What did Scar do?"

"MASS DESTRUCTION!" TS roared in a surprisingly demonic voice.

"Sorry. I don't know what that is." TS said.

"So, it turns out that Scar has Zazu in a cage and forces him to...SING FOR HIM!" TS said before laughing, evilly.

(Zazu: It's a small world, after all!)

(Scar: NO! No, ANYTHING but that...)

(Now ya know, I can't smile without you...)

"AW, CRAP!" TS swore before slamming a hand on the CD player, "It keeps playing Can't Smile Without You if you don't keep a good eye on it..."

"Wow...I know someone who can beat him now." DJ said plainly.

"Who?" asked Yukari, confused.

"Sher Khan." DJ said.

(Captain Kirk: KHAN!)

"SHUT UP!" DJ yelled, annoyed.

"The hyenas show up and report that the Pride Lands are currently in a state of famine." TS continued, "Only to be chased off by Hitler-I mean Scar."

"We then swap views to Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba, now voiced by Matt Broderick...and acting a LOT better than in his other roles." TS continued. A brief pause before TS said, "I saw Godzilla '98. I know what I'm talking about."

DJ then says "When Simba mentions the thing his dad said to him, his new friends burst out laughing. Yeah...they're laughing at the ideas of Kings being the stars with Timon saying..."

(Timon: Fireflies in some sort of bluish-black thing)

(Pumbaa: I thought they were balls of gas millions of miles away)

"HOW COME THE IDIOT KNOWS THIS?" DJ asked with annoyance. "Seriously, according to some fans, Pumbaa doesn't have the biggest IQ."

"But after Simba leaves, he lays down, releasing some pedals."

(Shows that scene, then DJ Pauses it when he noticed a word in the petals.)

"What in the...?" DJ asked, confused.

"What? What's it say?" TS asked.

DJ whispers into TS's ear, making him go wide eyed

"HOLY CRUD!" TS shouted, "IT SPELLS 'SEX'? MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED! Ah, no. Not really, I think it's just a coincidence."

"It is actually." DJ said. "They didn't notice until a critic made it known. In older copies, that scene is shown. In newer ones...not there. But anyway, the pedals somehow find their way to a familiar mandril."

(shows the pedals flying into Rafiki's hands, as he sniffed it.)

"Why did he just do that?" DJ asked.

"He's a shaman, don't expect me to know EVERYTHING about him." TS replied.

"So, Rafiki does some...shaman stuff, but then sees...something and realizes SOMEHOW that Simba's alive." TS said, "THEN he probably does one of the biggest foreshadowing lines ever..."

(Rafiki: It is time!)

"Strike that. He's gone BEYOND foreshadowing. He's FIVEshadowing." TS stated.

"But then we cut to Timon and Pumbaa again...singing a song that WASN'T EVEN MADE FOR THE MOVIE!"

(Timon: In the jungle, the mighty jungle. The Lion Sleeps tonight!)

DJ sighs and says "But after Pumbaa sneaks off, he meets up with a familiar face...A LIONESS!"

(Pumbaa screams as the lioness roars and chases him)

"Pumbaa gets stuck in a root and Timon tries to get him out. Simba then pounces at the lioness and the two go into a brawl." TS continued before asking, "When did this become Animal Face-Off?"

(Announcer: The world's mightiest beasts wield awesome power...)

"However, the lioness pins Simba and a revelation is made."

(Simba: Nala? Is that really you?)

(Nala: Who are you?)

(Simba: It's me, Simba.)

(Nala: Simba? *whoops*)

"YAY! Two old friends reunited." TS grinned.

"After some explaining, Timon and Pumbaa spy on the two as they...suddenly get a romantic moment?" DJ asked, confused. "Uh...did Nala decide that she was in love with Simba after she thought he died?"

"Did she...spontaneously fall in love with him or...?" TS asked, "Ah, who cares? We then go into the always lovable 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight' musical."

(Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings.
The world, for once...
In perfect harmony with all its living things
)

"Who DOESN'T use this as a template for pairings?" TS asked, "I know I do."

"Guilty." DJ blushed, as Kurumu winked at him.

DJ then shook it off and says "But the two argue and that ends up with Simba, for the first time in years, for the lion Prince to meet up with the shaman Rafiki..."

(Simba hears something and sees Rafiki in a tree)

(Rafiki: Asante-sana! Squash banana!)

"I STILL don't know what that means." TS murmured.

(Rafiki: It means you're a baboon and I'm not! *laughs*)

"YOU, I'm ignoring." TS stated.

"So, the two have a little talk and Simba admits that he doesn't know who he is anymore, but then Rafiki says that he knows Mufasa and that the king is alive. He leads Simba through some creepy forest and..."

(Simba looks into a pond)

(Simba: That's not my father. Just my reflection.)

"Heh, well DER?" TS asked.

"However, Rafiki reveals that Mufasa still lives within Simba...which would later become the opening theme of Lion King II." TS said.

"Then suddenly..." DJ began.

(Mufassa: Simba...)

DJ and TS looked surprised at that. "Uh...what was that?" DJ asked.

"I dunno." TS replied.

"It turns out that Mufasa's...spirit can now taken on the shape of coulds for...SOME reason, I'm sure." TS continued, "We then get probably one of the most moving moments in the movie."

(Mufasa: Simba, you have forgotten me.)

(Simba: No, I haven't...)

(Mufasa: You have forgotten who you are and so, have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are worth FAR MORE then what you have become. You MUST come back into the circle of life.)

"And I'm your father, Luke..." TS imitated. He immediately broke down, "I'M SORRY, LION KING! I KNOW THAT WAS IMMATURE! I'LL TRY AND WORK ON IT!"

(Simba: HOW CAN I GO BACK? I'M NOT WHO I USED TO BE!)

(Mufasa: Remember who you are. You are MY son and the one, true king.)

DJ says "Don't worry TS. It was all fun and games. I think they can forgive ya for that."

"Anyway...after some sense being knocked into Simba..."

(Rafiki smacks Simba on the head with his staff.)

"Was that really necessary?" DJ asked, confused on why he did that.

(Rafiki: Why does it matta? It's in the past.)

(Simba: Yeah, but it still hurts...)

(Rafiki: Ah, yes, the past CAN hurt. BUT, you can either choose to run FROM it or LEARN from it.)

"Ah, such a good lesson, Rafiki." TS said, "We ALL can benefit from your lessons like..."

(Rafiki swings his stick)

(It hits TS in the face)

"OW! SON OF A-"

(an air horn stopped the last word TS was about to say)

"Censorship." DJ said plainly.

"Sorry...I couldn't control myself." TS admitted, "So, Simba finally makes a right choice and goes back to set things RIGHT. But...WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS?"

(Shows Timon and Pumbaa sleeping)

DJ then looked annoyed. "What. The. Heck? THEY WERE ASLEEP? WHY! Wouldn't they notice a 200 pound lion missing?"

(shows Nala near them, and the two scream)

"Hello?" DJ said, confused.

(Timon and Pumbaa calm down)

(Timon: Don't ever do that again! CARNIVORES, oi...)

"Uh...Simba's missing?" TS asked, uncertainly.

(Nala: Have you seen Simba)

(Timon: I thought he was with you)

"Didn't you hear the argument? You seemed to have seen it in 1 1/2." DJ said plainly

(Rafiki: You won't find him HERE! The KING has returned...)

"And...Rafiki vanishes." TS said, "I mean...what the heck? He just has that ONE line and POOF, he vanishes."

(Lance: Dude, no way, I'm disappearing. Ah-)

TS just stared before asking, "What was that?"

"No idea." DJ said plainly

"Anyway...after Nala explains what was going on...with some confusion from the other two." DJ said.

(Nala: He's going to his Uncle Scar...)

(Pumbaa: Who's gotta Scar?)

(Nala: No, it's his uncle...)

(Timon: The Monkey's his uncle)

DJ says "Monkey is his uncle?" He and TS looked at each other at that.

"Anyway, Simba is running to the Pridelands at the speed of..." DJ began until he saw the screen.

(It shows Simba running in slow-motion, as some music is played)

"of malasis." DJ said with annoyance. "Dude, your home is in danger! Book it!"

(Spongebob: Gary, you're getting a lot *slow-motion* faster...)

"We then snap back to the Pride Lands." TS continued, "It turns out that it looks like Japan after it was nuked in WWII. Our hero is joined by...Nala, Timon, and Pumbaa? How'd they catch up to him that fast?"

"Well, if he was moving THAT slow, I wouldn't be surprised." DJ replied.

"Point taken." TS shrugged, "So, our heroes find out that there's a major-league hyena problem...IN NUMBERS."

(Timon: What do ya expect me to do? Dress up and do the hula?)

"That's the next scene, isn't it?" TS asked.

DJ then says "Yep."

(Timon: (singing his Hawaiian song)

DJ groans "Oh god..."

TS slapped DJ and simply said, "That's for blasphemy." as DJ rubs his face.

(Stitch looks annoyed, as he growled)

"While Timon and Pumbaa distract the Hyenas, Simba and Nala decide to get some reinforcements, but then Simba meets up with someone he hasn't seen in years..."

(Scar: SARABI!)

"His mother." DJ said plainly.

"After some problems with the fac that the prey is missing, Sarabi tells Scar if they don't leave, they'll die. But ol. Scarface says..."

(Scar: So be it.)

"Jerk." DJ said plainly. "But after smacking Sarabi, Simba makes his entrance."

(Simba glared down at Scar with a lightning bolt behind him.)

(Scar: Mufassa? No, your dead)

DJ looked confused and looks at adult Simba and compares it to a picture of Mufassa.

"Well, if ya look at it like THIS..." TS suggested, nearly closing his eyes.

"For some reason, SIRABI also mistakes Simba for Mufasa, but quickly realizes that it's Simba." TS continued.

(Scar: Simba *chuckles* how nice it is to see you, ALIVE.)

"The two then have a mild confrontation, but it soon turns on Simba." TS continued.

(Scar: See? HE ADMITS IT! MURDERER!)

(Simba: NO! It was an accident!)

(Scar: If it weren't for YOU Mufasa would still be alive. DO YOU DENY IT?)

(Simba: No.)

(Scar: Then, you're GUILTY!)

"I thought everyone was allowed a fair trial." TS stated, "Then again, considering THIS system of government..."

(Peasant from Monty Python And The Holy Grail: HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!)

(Simba: No, I'm NOT a murderer!)

(Scar: No, Simba! You're in trouble again! And THIS time, daddy isn't here to save you! And now, everyone knows WHY!)

DJ then says "But then we go into a familiar scene..."

(shows Simba tripping and grabbing onto Pride Rock as fire began to erupt under him)

"Where did that lightning come from?" DJ asked, confused.

"A politician would probably blame it on climate change." TS replied with an shrug.

"Scar then does a bit of taunting as he tries to do a repeat of his previous villainous deed." TS continued, "However, like ALL villains, he makes that ONE fatal blunder..."

(Scar: And here's MY secret...*whispering* I KILLED Mufasa...)

(Young Simba: NOOOOOOOOOOO!)

(Simba: NOOOOOO! *jumps up and pins Scar to the ground* MURDERER!)

"Wait...HOW did he get out of that claw-hold?" TS shouted, "HOW IS THAT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?"

"Scar didn't use his claws." DJ said, "He simply grabbed Simba's paws."

"Oh. That's VERY different..." TS said before saying, "Never mind."

"Then...CHOAS!" DJ screamed.

(It shows the Hyenas and Lionesses fighting to the death, with Timon, Pumbaa and Rafiki joining in)

"It's an all-out war between beasts! Lions! Hyenas! Merkats! Warthogs! MONKEYS! IT'S INSANE!" DJ then began running around screaming until he was smacked in the face by TS. "Thanks, I needed that."

"Actually, I've been wanting to do that for a while now." TS replied before slapping DJ again.

"So, during the chaos, Simba sees Scar trying to retreat and gives chase." TS explained, "He then confronts his uncle, who tries to talk his way out by blaming it on the hyenas. Unfortunately, Simba does NOT buy it. And the hyenas heard it all...trust me, it'll all come in at the end."

(Simba: Run, Scar. Run AWAY and never return.)

"Ooh! Irony!" TS said.

(Scar: Yes, as you wish...YOUR MAJESTY! *flings ashes into Simba's face*)

"After that comes probably one of the best scenes in the movie-Simba vs. Scar!" TS said, "While not a long, drawn-out fight, ya can still feel the drama every second of the way."

(Shows Scar pouncing at Simba, who just ducks and knocks him off)

DJ rubs his face again as he says "But when Scar got there...he got a horrific sight."

(Scar: Ah, my old friends.)

(Shenzi (laughing): Friends? I thought we were the enemies?)

(Shenzi and Banzai: Ed? (Ed laughed almost evilly as more Hyenas showed up, growling at Scar))

DJ then says "For those that have a weak stomach...I would close your ears and look away at this."

(Shows the shadows of the Hyenas eating Scar)

"But then it starts to rain, getting rid of the fire." DJ continued. "And after some encouragement from his friends..."

(Rafiki: It is time)

DJ then smiled and says "Yep." as he and TS saw the next scene.

(Simba looks to the sky, as Mufassa is heard; We are one...)

(Simba then got serious and roared to the top of his lungs, as the other big cats around him did the same)

TS roared along with them. DJ gave TS an odd look.

"Sorry. Couldn't help myself." TS apologized.

"Years pass and the Pride Lands are back to the way they were." TS said, "And..."

(Rafiki holding up a new cub)

"The end." TS concluded.

"THAT was The Lion King." TS said, "Granted, there were one or two moments that the movie could've lived without. But, all-in-all, this is my favorite Disney movie. On my usual scale, I'd give it..." TS cued with his finger.

Final Score: 9.5/10

"Also...about the cub..." said DJ. "I'm still confused about it." As he gets out two different pictures; one of young Kiara and one of a lion cub that looked a lot like Simba. "Which one is it? Kiara or the mysterious son of Simba, Kopa?"

He shrugs and says "We'll never know. I'm the Demon Critic, I do the reviews so you know what to look out for." He then looks at TS and says "See ya around dude." as he shook his hand.

"See ya." TS said before grabbing the back of DJ's head and slamming it into the table. He growled, "THAT'S for my katana."

He then walked off after saying, "I'm Tohokari-Steel. This WASN'T Outta the DVD, and I'm outta here."

DJ smirked and then made the katana back to normal and it began to chase TS, the blade pointed towards him. He chuckled as he left.

End of this Review.

Man...this was a heck of a long review, huh? Well then, I hoped you like this review and I would like to give thanks to TLSoulDude, or Tohokari-Steel in this case. Please Read, Review and Suggest away!