Title
: Weakest Link: Live from SmallvilleAuthor: Sgccyberwolf
Rating
: This story will mainly be PG but could slip to PG-13 and R based on players responses to getting kicked off the show by their friends.Summary
: I was just playing Weakest Link on my PC and I thought how hard would be to write the Smallville Cast into the show. I am sure this has been done on many other TV shows, so I thought one more couldn't hurt. Enjoy :-)Disclaimer
: I don't own Smallville or The Weakest Link.Chapter 4: Round Three
[The announcer has just told the audience who statistically were the weakest links. The players are now writing down who they think was the weakest player]
[End of voting music cues]
Anne
: Voting over. It is now time to reveal who you think was the weakest link[as the votes are about to be revealed the classic four note melody is played]
Clark
: AmyLana
: AmyChloe
: AmyPete
: AmyLex
: AmyAmy
: ChloeTina
: LanaAnne
: Tina, why Lana?Lana
: Well she's Miss Perfect. She can have anything she wants, but she won't get the money.Anne
: Chloe, what did Amy do wrong?Chloe
: I think she only answered a single question right that round. She also takes too long to answer.Anne
: [The camera pans from Chloe to Anne and then over to Amy] Well Amy, they say parting is sweet sorrow but in this game we say, "with five votes you are the weakest link… Goodbye!"[Walk of shame music plays as Amy steps from behind her podium and walks off stage.]
Amy
: [from backstage the final thought window appears showing Whitney] I don't fault the team for voting me off. I was to distracted by Lex to effectively play the game and the team suffered for my poor performance. If I had to guess I would say Tina or Lex will go next.[The camera comes back to Anne. As some of the ominous music plays]
Anne
: Round 3 team. You have banked so far $24,000. Only six of your remain. Another 10 seconds is coming off the clock. The strongest link from the last round was Pete. Lets play, the Weakest Link.[Beginning of round music plays]
Anne
: Start the clock. [2:10] Pete, In Karats, what is the number that represents pure gold?Chloe
: 24. [2:05]Anne
: Correct ($1000). Lex, Semper Fi is a motto used by what branch of the US Armed Forces?Lex
: The Army. [1:58]Anne
: The Marines. Tina, Forbes Magazine names what "L" as toy of the century?Tina
: Lego. [1:50]Anne
: Correct ($1000). Clark, What pasta shape is quite literally named after the Italian word for Butterfly?Clark
: Farfalle. [1:42]Anne
: Correct ($2500).Lana
: BANK! $2500Anne
: Lana, the Preakness Stakes is held at what Baltimore race track?Lana
: Pimlico. [1:35]Anne
: Correct ($1000). Chloe, Michael Flatley foes by what nickname for his dance shows?Chloe
: The Lord of the Dance. [1:27]Anne
: Correct ($2500).Pete
: BANK! $5000Anne
: Pete, Teflon cooking material was trademarked by what company?Pete
: Dow Corning. [1:21]Anne
: Dupont. Lex, Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa in what century?Lex
: Sixteenth. [1:15]Anne
: Correct ($1000). Tina, Before becoming President of Russia, what part of the government did Vladimir Putin work for?Tina
: The Kremlin. [1:00]Anne
: KGB. Clark, Scamp's adventure was the sequel to what Disney classic film?Clark
: Lady and the Tramp. [0:53]Anne
: Correct ($1000). Lana, The Hippocratic Oath is taken by members of what profession?Lana
: Medicine. [0:48]Anne
: Judges… Correct ($2500), well accept Medicine or Doctors. Chloe…Chloe
: BANK! $7500Anne
: Chloe, The Tony Awards celebrate performers in what realm of acting?Chloe
: The Theater [0:39]Anne
: Correct ($1000). Pete, What rock star has been on the cover of Rolling Stone more than 20 times?Pete
: Michael Jackson [0:30]Anne
: Mick Jagger. Lex, What is the marketing slogan of Bounty paper towel?Lex
: The quicker picker upper. [0:24]Anne
: Correct ($1000). Tina, what "a" is a short-knotted scarf seen worn around the neck of Fred on Scooby Doo?Tina
: Ascot [0:18]Anne
: Correct ($1000). Clark, the Rorschach Test exposes patients to what?Clark
: Ink Blots [0:05]Lana
: BANK! $10000Anne
: Lana, [before Anne starts the question the music plays signaling the end of round 3]…Anne
: [the camera moves from the stage to Anne] Times Up! In that round team you managed to bank another smallish $10,000. That money will go through to the next round but one of you will certainly not.If I offer you a penny for your thoughts… will I get change back? Who could fill up and encyclopedia with what they don't know? I urge you now to vote off the weakest link.
[Pre-vote music plays]
Announcer
: In this round Clark is the strongest link. He answered all his questions correctly. In a stunning reversal, Pete is now the weakest link, but did bank money for the team. Lana banked the most for the team. Who game is over now?To Be Continued
