Don't disappoint me Joker …

"Uhh , the mundane activities that you always do on your week-ends . Don't you hate them ? I do ." Reina said , staring at her reflection in the mirror . She woke up this morning already prepared to receive another mind teaser from The Riddler . She had to admit , his bed was way too comfortable for any human being and that being said , the female wasted another hour lying on the soft sheets , relaxing and dozing off from time to time . After that she slipped out of the bed , went in the bathroom , took a shower and now here she was , speaking to herself like a mad person . Well , she had to admit , she was never normal to begin with .

Now here she stood , playing with her hair in a mirror , humming a dark tune .

"Arkham pray ! If I ever become an inmate I'll show you what true insanity is !" the girl said , realizing the extent of the damage she could do . Speaking of Arkham , she couldn't wait to see what would happen on Monday . Even thought she despised that place , she found herself tied to it , needing , no , craving to be there . It was sick , she knew that well . But she always welcomed what others tried to run away from . That's how she survived all this time .

Still humming one of her favorite rock songs , she dressed with yesterdays clothing . A baggy brown T-shirt , some skinny jeans , a pair of military boots and a black belt placed to show her waist through the baggy clothing .

"Ahh , this just won't do ! " She said , already annoyed . Oh , but she saw a stack of rather valuable money last night . 'Surely he wouldn't mind if I burrow , right ? To hell with it , I don't even care . He can't hurt me' she thought

Reina went shopping that day . When she arrived back home , she decided to hack into Nigma's computers . Ha , they weren't even worthy of the word 'hack' . She found the answers to approximately 15 riddles in a matter of minutes . "Dude , you really need to upgrade your system .This is way too easy. " she said , talking to no one in particular but having the urge to voice her opinion .

An hour passed and Reina solved all the riddles . Unsurprisingly all of them were related to technology and inventions .Of course she found nothing of big importance in his computer other than plans to kill Batman and riddles , but it was nice to know she was just as good as Nigma . On closer inspection , she discovered a few folders which had some personal notes in them .She decided to investigate them later . Happy with her accomplishments for the day Reina went to sleep .

Sunday came and went . Reina did nothing that day , just wasted her time . Amongst the stuff she bought yesterday , she took a bunch of video games . She decided to play Halo on hard until she will fall asleep .

Meanwhile , at the asylum , Riddler was trying to plan his session with Miss Faux , knowing that in the end , she will adore him , idolatrize his person . It was simple , he knew . But how wrong he was . Edward wasn't there when Reina had the little chat with Joker , and now he felt jealous . Even the Mad Hatter was there , Two-face , Scarecrow , Bane , Ivy , Penguin and even Freeze were witnesses to what happened . He had been left out , like always .

Well this time , things are going to be different and he was going to make sure that would happen.

"Not ever our tights-wearing vigilante will rescue you , my naïve detective .You're mine , all mine ." were the last thoughts Nigma had regarding the she-devil .

Finally , Monday arrived . Reina jumped out of bed , did her morning routine , which included some exercises as well , and started to dress . She was never a vanities girl , wearing only what was necessary . This time she opted for a black shirt with a green vest , some black skinny jeans , a pair of dark green high converse shoes and a pair of fingerless gloves . Seeing it was only 6 AM , Reina decided to watch the news for the first time since she arrived in Gotham . She went in Riddler spacious living room and opened the TV , Gotham News already popping on the screen . The latest news was about Bruce Wayne's generous donation to help rebuild the broken asylum . She was amazed when the reporter said that the constructions are already half done . Well , she will see it with her own eyes very soon .

Closing the TV , finding no interest in listening to another economist voicing his opinion about Gotham's lack of good strategies and politicians , she entered the kitchen . Feeling tired already , Reina decided to abuse her powers a little more . Pans started to fly around , food was slicing itself , jumping afterwards in the frying pan , eggs were cracking , oil was boiling . The female just watched all of those almost chaotic movements with an expression that resembled pure serenity . She was used to this . In a matter of minutes , her breakfast was on the counter , hot and steamy just like she wanted it , the dishes washing themselves in the sink . Reina ate in silence . After she was done , she left the apartment , making the locks close themselves .

Passing through the Narrows , she remembered how her youth was . She lived in a neighborhood similar to the Narrows . The never ceasing screams during nightfall , the constant muggings , rapes and crimes . It was just like a battlefield , yet she had grown used to it . Furthermore , it was the place from which she started her career . Helping the police solve gruesome murders at the age of 13 gave her a reputation . On one side it was good , but the other was bad . Just like Two-face . Realizing her joke , she chuckled softly , attracting some frightened looks from a couple of homeless people . Yes she was scary , she admitted it .

She continued her walk and soon enough the female found herself at the asylums gates . There were 2 guards in front of the road . When they asked for an ID and a motive for her visit , Reina gave them a dirty look , pushed them away from her and continued her walk as if nothing happened . They made some vocal protests and almost decided to shoot her . Somehow , they stopped , perhaps realizing who they were truly messing with .

Reaching the facility , she entered the building .Although from the inside it seemed as if nothing was repaired or rebuild , on the inside things were completely different . Reina found herself starring at a new metal floor , so shiny that she could almost see her reflection in it . All the metal equipment she saw , which consisted of new WayneTech technology password typers , doors , cameras , TV screens and other things that she couldn't find a proper name sat that time , although she knew they were meant to enhance the security , were brand new . Reina found herself staring at the same asylum , just newer . Indeed , she was surprised . Deciding to see what her 'schedule' for that day was she made a turn towards her office but she couldn't shake the thought that everything was quiet , too quiet .

She didn't get the opportunity to even reach the metallic sliding doors when the TV screen in front of her was brought to life , Sharpie's voice and face being transmitted to her .

"Detective Faux , we need your help . Joker isolated himself with a couple of other dangerous inmates in the asylums maximum security outside zone . He is threatening Dr. Colby and other member of the staff and he is demeaning your presence there right now . The other thugs that are with him are blocking our entrance saying that they'll only let you in . The situation is dire and we really need your help .Their life's depend on you . Now why are you still watching me ? Go and rescue them ?" The warden practically yelled at Reina . She didn't like that , so she took the defensive strategy .

"You know it's a trap , right ? Why would I risk my life to save another meaningless doctor when , in the end , he is going to die . Maybe not by my hand , but surely by another's inmate or thug , rapist , the list is endless . What makes you think that I lost my sense of self-preservation ? Hmm ? Do answer , I truly am curious . " The girl spoke , giving the evil vibe to the warden , whose face got redder and redder as her speech went on .

"He said he wants to go even with you . He wants to give you equal chances . I think it's about your little talk with him the other day , which I think was purely retarded . Are you having suicidal thoughts ? Why would you speak to a psychotic inmate like that ?" Sharpie practically gritted his teeth

"Because , unlike you , I know what I'm dealing with . And I will go and see him ." Sharp's eyes dilated at what he heard "Don't flatter yourself , I'm not doing it for you , I'm just curious to see what he wants from me ." The girl ended , bringing the furious glare back on Quincy's face . She smiled . Oh , how she loved to infuriate those who were stupid .

Curiosity boiling inside her , Reina paid no attention to what the warden answered , her mind already being set on what the Joker was going to do . She knew that he had a quick temper , that's exactly why she got him angry . She wanted to see exactly what he was capable of .

The road to where The Prince Of Crimes was having a small riot was quick . There was nobody on sight , and the girl found herself thinking how easy it would be to break out at this moment . 'Wow , those years in Russia gave me a darker side . I like it ' she thought .

"Joker , don't disappoint me , I have some expectations from you …" those were Reina's last thoughts before entering the room from which she heard commotions , screams and noise .

Ohh yeah , another chapter ! And I think this is the longest so far . Hell Yeah , I rock !

*makes the happy dance*

Well , first , I'd like to thank my reviewers , I truly appreciate you guys . Next , I have a tiny little announcement to make . Since my native language isn't English you may find some grammar ,spelling or word choice mistakes . I apologize for them in advance . I'm trying to be my own beta reader but its hard to keep track of them all.

Either way , thank you for reading , and I can't wait to see your review . Bad or good , I appreciate all kinds of criticism :D