Girls

So Emmett, lets see the new present! : ) A bottle of chocolate sauce? Hmmm. ; )

Disclaimer : I shall own the world some day, regretfully, that day is now today.

Emmett's POV

Oh this is going to be great! I beat dear ole' Edward while sparring. I am the man! Woot! Woot! Woah—who's the blonde girl sitting next to that stupid girl? Goodness I hate that Bella Swan. Oh it's time for the girls to fight! My dream come true!! Where's the whipped cream?

"Okay girls, I need two volunteers to go first. You'll have 2 minutes to make your partner immobile. So who wants to start us out?" No one was really making a move to volunteer until I see Edward lean forwards and whisper something into Lauren's ear. What he said apparently worked because Lauren shot straight into the air.

"Oh I'll go Coach Lake! Put me in! I HAVE TO WIN!" Oh my fucking god! What did Edward say to that girl? I bet it as something to do with that action that can cause a person to reproduce if they are not careful. Little Edwards running around is a very scary idea.

"Okay? Who is brave enough to take on this Lauren? How bout you Bella?" Oh this should be great! Lauren would kill when it comes to sex with Edward, Swan is so dead. This is going to be amazing I'm so happy that I'm here to watch her death. Truth be told I have no idea what it is that made me hate her some much, I think it was one of those things that just snowballed from no reason. Whatever, she's a bitch. Spineless. Lauren is going to whoop her.

"Okay loser. Lets see what you've got let me tell you that I took Karate WACHA!"

"Right Lauren. Okay lets go I just want to get this over with."

The girls started in their fighting positions. I swear this is going to get quite deadly!!