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"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!!" she screamed for the umpteenth time, Goku rolled his eyes uncharacteristically, must mean he was really annoyed, well he had told her it was a bad idea from the start, but she just didn't listen, she was just too stubborn...made him wonder even more about how she and the prince of all saiyans, the most stubborn people in the universe ever got together, with a sigh he fell back on the grass, awaiting the day she would STOP RANTING
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"m-m-m-MUUUM, I told you he isn't here" the young demi saiyans whined and his mother pushed him toward the front door
"DON'T YOU BACKTALK ME, he said he had gone out to Bulma's, so HE IS AT BULMA'S" she shrieked, making Gohan cringe, "He better be at Bulma's if he knows what's good for him" she said darkly , the demi saiyan sighed, why did his father have to always dig his own grave, he knew how mother reacted to this type of stuff, Gohan prayed to kami he wasn't around when they found Goku, he had barely escaped the flying objects the last time
He gulped at the reminder of the plate almost cutting his head off
In the blink of an eye, the front door was slammed open by the monstrous kick of Chi Chi, "GOKU!" she roared, in a voice that could only be described as demonic, "WHERE ARE YOU!"
Gohan grinned and rubbed the back of his head; desperate to get out before she started throwing things "I-uhhhhhhh will look for him upstairs" he rushed and ran upstairs
As soon as he was as far away from his mother as possible, he sighed in relief, he would live another day, he stared at the long halls, there was so many of them, he wondered how the briefs family ever found their way around, his curiosity started to get the best of him as he started to look around, Gohan had explored the forest by his home many times, but had never explored capsule corp. It was like a new adventure, there was bound to be something interesting here, it was the home of all the greatest inventions in the world
Slowly, his exploration became a little dull, "Kshhhh, breaker breaker, this is alpha calling in, I have infiltrated-uhhhhhhh, Freiza's base" he said into his imaginary walky talky, "I am almost at the control room" he whispered
"AAHAHAHAHA, you think you can defeat me!" came the girly voice of Freiza, "I am the strongest in the universe!"
Gohan whipped around, his red cape swirling behind him "HA, you will never take earth, as I am its protector!!", he stood with his hands on his hips and chin in the air, "Take your first shot, girly man" he taunted, Freiza growled
"GUARDS, KILL HIM" he roared, and from behind him, hoards and hoards of guard charged at the super hero, Gohan laughed and started fighting hand in hand with the guards, easily defeated 100- no 1000- NO 1 MILLION guards, without even breaking a sweat, Gohan somersaulted backwards and landed on his feet gracefully, facing a terrified Freiza, "H-how can that be! Those were my strongest guards" he squeaked
The super hero smirked and pointed dramatically at the tyrant, "You always have to remember Freiza, evil. Never. Wins "
The tyrant eyes darted all over the place, looking for an exit, "I-I'm sorry, I swear I will never do it again" he stuttered, Gohan walked up to the lizard like creature and grabbed him by the neck, throwing him out the window and into space forever, "GYAAAAAA"
"AND IF YOU EVER COME BACK, I wont be as nice" he yelled, roars of cheering and screams of joy filled the room
"Horaaaay for Gohan!" they yelled, "Protector of earth!"
Gohan laughed heroically, "Don't worry people of earth, I will always protect yo-GYAAAAAAAAAA", he tripped and fell on the hard tiled floor, Gohan groaned, his imaginary world completely disappearing and capsule corp. Coming back, "What the hell did I trip on" he grunted as he rubbed his lower back
"What the hell are you doing!!" an angry voice snapped, Gohan's head snapped up, he came face to face with a pissed off saiyan prince
The demi-saiyans eyes widened, Vegeta winced, the damn kako-brat had kicked him in the head, "V-Vegeta, I-I-I was jus- Hey, wait, were you lying on the floor?" he asked curiously
Vegeta grunted, "Yeah" he said grumpily
Gohan cocked his head to the side, "Why?"
"Because I walked into a wall" Vegeta's eyes snapped open, "What the hell..." he whispered harshly, the demi-saiyan sat with shock for a second, had Vegeta just admitted running into a wall? Suddenly something started bubbling up in his chest, Gohan tried to keep it at bay, but he couldn't
"AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHA", he went into hysterics, "Y-Y-YOU, AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH", he was rolling on the floor, clutching his stomach, it was just too much, not even his dad runs into walls....that he knows of, tears started welling in his eyes from laughter
Vegeta flushed a bright red, the brat was laughing at him, it was inexcusable! "W-why YOU" he hissed, "SHUT UP, OR I'LL BLAST YOU" he roared, the demi-saiyan stopped immediately and looked at the saiyan prince like a deer caught in a headlight, "Now you will NEVER tell anyone what I just told you, or ELSE" he said darkly, raising his fist to signify the ELSE, Gohan gulped and nodded, little fits of giggles still bubbling to the surface
The saiyan prince jumped up and stalked away to the kitchen, he was starving, he had fallen asleep on the floor, it was quite peaceful actually, before a foot collided with his head
Gohan watched as the prince walked away, the demi saiyan suddenly became aware that he had no idea where he was in the briefs mansion, "I better follow, I don't want to grow old in here" he squeaked, he rushed and quickly caught up to Vegeta's side, the saiyan prince tried to ignore his presence completely, which Gohan respected completely, he didn't want to disturb him and almost get blasted again
"GOHAN", the demi sighed, "GOHAN, WHERE ARE YOU!" his mother screamed again
"Now I wish I was lost" Gohan grumbled
"There you are" Chi chi said angrily, "Did you find your father?", does she even see Vegeta? Gohan briefly wondered, but the fact that the saiyan prince just ignored his mother, he wondered if they were both invisible to each other, maybe it was how they tolerated each other without murdering one another
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Okay I have done this half a chapter, my bro started bitching so I had to hop off, I will update either tomorrow of later today
