Chapter 4:

I hope your ready for some more sexy and hilarious action involving Ash and a bunch of girls who want nothing more than to get into his pants for the first time. Who would of thought that the perfect guy's fantasy come true would turn into such a disaster? Except me since I wrote it. But here's the exciting continuation from chapter 3: enjoy! And review!(or not, what ever. How else am I supposed to know how I'm doin?)


Ash stood in front of a cowering Brock with his arms spread and eyes shut tight, bracing the violence to come from the horny and ferocious weapon wielding women. Pikachu and Mr. Mime also shut their eyes…instead of using their powers to stop the action since no one was ordering them to.

BUT THEN!

The telephone started to ring and it stopped the women in their tracks. And they all started looking around, to the side, at the floor, above them to the ceiling.

Ash rolled his eyes and ran to the counter to pick up the phone. "Helllloo?" he answered.

"Hi Ash, honey!" Delia Ketchum replied.

Ash took a sigh of relief "Hi, mom."

"Are you having fun?" she asked him.

"Yeah the funnest!" he exclaimed with joy, and then looked back at the girls who stood in front of Brock with their sharp weapons. "Oh but can Brock stay over for awhile?" he asked.

"Yes of course, dear. Tell him I say hi and behave your self okay? And don't get into trouble"

"Um…okay. Sure. I'll get into other stuff instead. I love you." Ash lied…about the behaving him self part.

"I love you too, sweetie. Byyeee." she hung up.

"Phew!" Ash looked at the girls "My mom said Brock can stay. So there."

"Awwweee" the girl's groaned and sighed and put the weapons away. Then they walked into the kitchen and began digging into the cupboards and drawers and the refrigerator looking for food.

"These bitches are crazy." Brock whispered to his friend.

"They sure are. But they're too hot to kick out. Besides. They want to have sex with me. ME." Ash happily pointed to his face.

"Quit bragging." Brock shoved Ash's finger into his face out of anger and jealousy.

"Ow!" Ash rubbed his eye "my eye.."

"What do we do now? They're all stuffing them selves." Brock said, watching the 7 beauties sit at the table eating various different foods, ranging from cookie crumbs to steak. Mr. Mime was cooking up a storm. "Hmm…maybe if I cooked them a really good lunch, they'd want to sleep with me." he pondered.

"Haven't you learned anything, Brock?" Ash asked with a dull expression.

"I guess not…" Brock sadly said.

"I don't know what to do." Ash looked on.

"Let's go to your room and think of a plan." Brock suggested.

"Cant. All their crap is in there." Ash revealed.

"Say what?"

"They brought a bunch of bags over. Like they moved in or something." Ash explained.

"Wow. And you don't even get to fuck them? It's like your married to all seven of them." Brock joked.

Ash glared at his friend "Let's go to my mom's room." the two ventured off to his mom's room while the women ate and the poke'mon watched in amazement.

Mr. Mime nudged Pikachu in the shoulder with his elbow "Mime mime mime mime. Mime mime?" Mr. Mime asked

(Translation: hey Pikachu, who do you think will be Ash's first fuck?)

Pikachu thought about it. He examined the female humans. He watched Misty eat a hot dog, May eat a burger, Dawn eat a steak, Macy eat cookie crumbs, Lisa eat a salad, Gisele eat bread, and Duplica eat a bowl of low fat ice cream.

"Pi pika pi pikachu pi pikachu pi."

(Translation: I think he's gonna fuck Misty first.)

"Pff. Mime mime mime. Mime mime mime mime. Mr. mime mime mime. Mime." Mr. Mime disagreed.

(Translation: Pff you're way off. He's gonna fuck Gisele first. Look at the mammaries on her.)

"Pikachu?"

(Translation: Mammaries?)

"Mimes."

(Translation: Tits.)

"Pi."

(Translation: Oh.)

Meanwhile in Mrs. Ketchum's bedroom, Ash and Brock sat on her bed having a discussion. "And then I licked all the maple syrup off her boobs." Ash finished with a large grin.

"Oh man. I'd give anything to lick something off of boobs." Brock said, jealous.

Ash sighed. "I'm in a house full of horny girls that want to have sex with me. I should be the happiest man alive." he put his face in his hands.

Brock put a hand on his distraught friend's shoulder "It's not your fault, champ. These things happen. Not to me. But apparently they happen."

"Sometimes it's like a wonderful dream. And other times it's like a horrible nightmare." Ash sniffled.

"Just like life." Brock shook his head, disgusted.

"If there was just some way to immobilize some of them so I could go in for the kill." Ash thought.

"I've got it!" Brock exclaimed.

"What is it?"

"We'll go out to a restaurant and order the girls some booze. Then we'll get em nice and drunk. Some might pass out, other's might give up fighting, and they'll be completely our's for the fucking." Brock explained.

"Then we both win." Ash realized.

"So it's a plan?" Brock asked with his hand in the air ready to high five.

"Yes. But stay away from Misty, May, and Dawn okay?" Ash pleaded.

"I'm not making any promises." Brock replied.

"I guess that's good enough." Ash high fived his friend and the two prepared to put their plan into action. First they got dressed in a nicer display of clothing. They wore black slacks, dress shoes, and dress shirts.

The two walked down the hall and into the living room where they found the girls sitting on the couch and chairs, watching 'The real housewives of Viridian City'

"Hey, ladies!" Brock greeted them with a point and shoot of his finger, and a wink of his eye.

"We were wondering where you two were." Lisa said "You were starting to make us think you guys were having gay sex."

"What are you two dressed up for?" Misty asked.

Pikachu and Mr. Mime sat at the table taking their turn eating. They gave each other puzzled glances after seeing Ash and Brock all dressed up.

"I'm gonna take everybody out for dinner." Ash announced.

"But we just ate…" May said holding her stomach.

"That was hours ago. Let's go. Get dressed." Ash said.

"Okay okay." Macy said, and all the girls slowly got out of their seats and walked down the hall to Ash's room to change.

Ash and Brock gave a thumbs up to them selves, and then at Pikachu and Mr. Mime, to which they just shrugged their shoulders and resumed eating.

The guys made them selves comfortable on the couch and quickly changed the crap on the television to Spike, the network for men.

A couple hours later the girls finally made their way back into the living room, all looking even sexier than before, displaying make-up…and cleavage.

Ash and Brock stared at their entourage with drooling tongues and piercing eyes. "Why are women so hot?" Brock asked out loud while looking back and fourth between the women's cleavage.

Dawn dropped her purse and bent over to pick it up. Ash and Brock could see the thong she wore beneath her skirt. The two of them got instant boners as they stared at her nice round juicy ass.

"Are we gonna go or not?" Macy asked, getting impatient.

"YES! Let's go chicas! We've got drinking to do!" Brock ran out the door, followed by everybody else.

"We'll be back, Pikachu. Take care. And do the dishes, Mr. Mime. Mom said so. Byeee." Ash closed the door and Mr. Mime rolled his eyes.


Later at the restaurant, the group sat at a circular table in this order: going clock wise: Ash, Misty, Duplica, Lisa, Brock, Macy, Giselle, Dawn, and May.

Their waitress came by with the menus and handed them out "Good evening everyone." she smiled and noticed the poke'mon master, Ash Ketchum surrounded by a bunch of women in sexy dresses and tight clothing. "Oh my. The poke'mon master is here."

"That's me!" Ash proudly stated.

"Drinks are on the house tonight." she proclaimed.

"Fuck yeah!" Brock yelled. a little too loudly. "Um…bring us all a bunch of your finest wine, please."

"Okay.." the waitress walked off to fetch them their drinks.

"I feel like I'm sitting next to Justin Bieber. Everybody knows you." May said, putting her arms around one of Ash's.

"I knew him first." Misty wrapped her arms around Ash's other arm.

Ash smiled confidentially towards Brock, making him more jealous by the second.

"Where's that waitress?" Brock asked.

Ash's pocket started vibrating "Just a second, girls." Ash reached into his pocket to grab his cell phone. He opened it up to read the text message. It said "meet me in the restroom- Macy"

Ash looked across to Macy who was biting her lip, and ran her fingers down her sternum, and across her breasts. "I'll be right back." Macy said, getting out of her seat and walking away.

Ash impatiently waited for a good opportunity to excuse him self. Almost thirty seconds passed before he stood up "I'm gonna go the bathroom." he speed walked towards the restroom.

When he got there, he opened the door to the ladies, room and walked in. "Macy?" he called, but she wasn't there. Several other women however were.

"What are you doing in here you sick little perv?" a woman angrily asked.

"I'm looking for my friend." Ash nervously replied.

"Get the hell out of here. I don't care how many poke'mon master degrees you have. I'm gonna turn you into ASH the next time you do this." she threatened.

"Okay okay sorry!" Ash ran out the door, his heart thumping. Then he received another text message. He opened his phone to read it: "the men's restroom!"

"Crap!" Ash put his phone away and walked into the men's restroom, and looked around. "Macy?" he called.

"I'm in the stall." she said.

Ash opened the stall to see her standing there. "I feel like Ben Rothlesburger."

She immediately pulled him towards her and shut the door. She kissed his face all over. Ash pressed her against the wall, digging his swollen crotch into her body. Her leg came up around him, Ash used his hand to support her thigh.

"I'm all your's now, Ash." she licked his neck.

"I wanna fuck you so badly." he softly said.

"Fuck me, Ash. Make me your first." Macy unbuttoned his shirt as they made out intensely, feeling each other's bodies with their roaming curious hands.

Ash moaned, he slid his hand up Macy's thigh, and under her red mini-dress. Macy gently bit his lip as his hands wandered up her legs. He moved them around her butt, and squeezed it with both of his hands.

Macy moaned "Oh Ash. I've wanted you for the longest time." she said while finishing the last button on Ash's shirt.

Ash moved his mouth down to her breasts and kissed, licked, and sucked on her cleavage. As he did this, he pulled Macy's panties down her legs. She stepped out of them and kicked them aside.

"I'm so wet…" she whispered into his ear.

Meanwhile back at the table with Brock and the girls. "Sooo…what's new?" Brock asked, trying to break the uncomfortable silence.

"I got a manicure last week for the first time in my life." Duplica said.

"Does anyone have something interesting to say?" Brock asked, but got nothing but silence. Then he took a drink of his wine.

Ash kissed Macy and put his hands on her waist, pressing her tighter and tighter against the wall of the stall. As they kissed, Macy un-did Ash's belt and pulled it out of his pants. Then she unbuttoned and unzipped them. Ash quickly pulled them down below his knees.

Macy could see a giant bulge in the front of Ash's pikachu boxers. She cupped him with her hand and kissed him. "I'm gonna turn you into a man." she said with a smile.

Ash sweat from every duct he had, and then turned Macy around facing the wall, he bent her over just enough, and then pulled his boxers down, revealing his hard throbbing cock.

"So long, virginity." he said excitedly and was about to lift Macy's dress up when the door flung open.

"What the fuck do you kids think you're doing?" a large man asked.

"What does it look like?" Ash asked angrily.

"I'm the restaurant manager!" the man angrily responded.

"Oh." Ash's expression turned serious, and his penis became smaller and smaller.

"What is taking Ash so long?" Misty asked impatiently.

Then the manager walked through the restaurant, holding Ash in one arm and Macy in another by their collars. "Don't you ever come back to this place again!" he yelled and tossed them out on to the street.

Brock and the girls ran from the table to go check on their friends. "What happened?" May asked.

"Um, I don't know. I think he was racist or something." Ash lied.

"He looked like he was the same race as you to me." Duplica noted.

"Looks can be deceiving. Remember Michael Jackson?" Ash reminded her.

"He threw us out for attempting to have sex in the men's bathroom stall." Macy explained.

"Macy! No!" Ash yelled.

"What?" all the girls asked in unison.

"Look over there! It's Ash!" Ash pointed and then ran off in that direction.

"Ashton Ketchum get back here!" Misty yelled. She and the other's ran after him.

"Girls, your drinks!" Brock shouted, cradling all the alcohol in his arms like a baby. He too chased after them.

To be continued...

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The sexy hilarious adventures arent over yet. Theres still plenty more to come in chapter 5. Let me know what you think!