You… you all are so sweet. TT^TT You continue to read this story, even with my slow-ass updates? I love you. ;u;


"Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much," Zim began reading. Honestly, these lines made him want to puke. He'd rather claw his face off than read these lines of the disgusting hyuu-man love play. "Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, and palm to palm is the holy palmer's ki—"

Zim was interrupted by the throwing of chalk at him. It was Mr. Yaoi. "More emotion!" he demanded, his gauze falling from his nose and blood gushing from it. 'This damn hyuu-man and his 'emotion'…' Zim thought.

"Have not saints' lips and holy palmers too?" Dib read next. To others, it could have looked like he didn't care whatsoever. His voice, however, suggested otherwise.

"Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer," Zim read, trying this idea of putting more emotion into his voice.

"O, then dear saint, let lips do what hands do; they pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair," the Dib-filth read next. His 'not caring' look was now gone.

"Saints do not move, though grant for prayer's sake."
"Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged."

Zim took the idea that this is where the hyuu-man characters of Romeo and Juliet kissed. He cringed somewhat before starting off reading, "Then have my lips the sin that they have took."

"Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again," Dib read. Zim wondered just how this hyuu-man filth was putting up with this.

"You kiss by the book," Zim read next. He was unaware that his face became a darker green.

As Zita began reading her line, Zim saw the anserine hyuu-man Dib looking at him… yet again! Was this more of the cursed mind control?

"… lay hold of her, shall have the chinks," Zim heard Zita reading. He decided to follow along with the terrible book.

"Is she a Capulet?" Dib read. "O dear account! My life is my foe's debt!"

Before the next hyuu-man could read, everyone seemed to be staring at Mr. Yaoi, his eyes wide and sparkly and a puddle of blood around him. This guy needed some sort of nose surgery to fix his blood problem or something…

"That… was… beautiful!" the purple trash exclaimed. "I wish we could keep reading, but we must work on the scenery that was planned for today…" His voice became insipid as he finished that sentence, sounding disappointed.

Zim was actually relieved to hear that they would stop reading. Of course, he felt a mixture of emotions. One was obviously hatred and anger. He despised this play, this teacher, the Dib, this entire thing! Another was some… weird feeling. It just made Zim feel weird. He didn't like it at all.

After a few minutes, the kids were now working on some of the scenery. Some of the hyuu-mans were so happy (which Zim made a note of to destroy them after Dib when he conquered Earth), and other kids groaned and complained.

Zim was sitting alone at first. He acted to be creating something, but he wasn't working on anything. He was just messing with some papers. Unfortunately for the Irken, his 'alone-ness' was ruined when the Dib-filth was now beside him.

"What are you doing?" Zim demanded to know.

"That purple thing of a teacher forced me here," Dib answered.

"Well go away!" Zim snapped. "I don't wish to be accompanied, especially by you!"

"You don't really have much of an option," the Dib-filth said next. "I just said I was forced here!"

Zim normally rebounded with some statement to get him away, but this time, he just continued to mess with the paper. He thought something was wrong with him.

"Listen, I know you hate this, and I hate it too," Dib started. "We have to get through this. The more you talk about hating it, the slower it goes by."

Zim was acting if he was not paying attention the Dib-filth's mindless drabble. He actually was, but there was no way he could actually be right… right?

Dib looked at the alien. "Is there something wrong with your face?" he asked. He was referring to the dark green around Zim's cheeks.

"Huh? Are you suggesting there is something wrong with my superior face?" Zim snapped.

"No," Dib simply said. He then decided to respond, "But it was never superior."

"My face is amazing!" Zim nearly yelled at the hyuu-man.

"Yeah, especially with the avocado-colored cheeks," the Dib-pig joked.

Zim stared at him for a moment. Avocado-colored cheeks? What was he talking about?

"Anything wrong with my face s your pathetic fault, Dib-smell!" Zim spat.

Dib stared at the Irken with a mixture of a confused, near horrified, and some other hyuu-man emotion look. Then, the two were silent.

The silence only amounted to the already agonizingly slow time, making it seem even slower. It made a minute seem like an hour. To make it worse, class was an hour away from being over. It was like 60 hours. Dib would occasionally look at Zim, and Zim would do the same for Dib. Twice they made eye contact, and oddly enough, they didn't attack each other.

At the end of that hour, the bell rang, and Zim was rushing home. Once he was home, he removed his disguise and sat on the couch. At that time, GIR popped up from behind the couch. "Someone sure needs a hug!" the robot shouted.

"No! No arms hugging bodies!" Zim shouted. At that time, the arms GIR had outstretched towards his master were now withdrawn.

"So, have you picked out the dress yet?" GIR said.

Zim had no idea what the robot was talking about. "What are you talking about?" he asked.

"Well, since you're going to be a pretty girl in the play, I thought you were wearing a dress~" GIR answered, his smile wide like it always was.

Zim stared at the robot for a moment. Could it get any worse?


I hope this chapter didn't fail your expectations. ._. If it did… -tear-

Anyways, I require some help from you fans of this story. I'm having trouble with the names of the kids in the class. I know some of them, like Zita, Melvin, the Letter 'M', and of course Old Kid, but I do need help… so, if one of you could help me with that, don't hesitate to message me! OuO;;

Anyways, bye humans~

-Tsuki-chan