Ok, I figured I should probably get this chapter done before Raw tonight... since JoMo, Trish and Snooki beat Ziggler and LayCool at Wrestlemania 27! Also I didn't catch exactly what Vickie said before she introduced her "Best Friends" LayCool and her "Business Associate" Dolph Ziggler, so I just put what I thought she said -_-'

Me: Ziggler get your ass in here!
Ziggler muse: what?
Me: disclaimer... now!
Ziggler muse: fine... *reads disclaimer card* Anna owns nothing in this but the idea for Kessling, Brunette Mafia was started by Trish Stratus and Snooki and WWE is owned by Vincent Kennedy McMahon!
Me: Thank you, Ziggler! :)


Chapter 4: Wrestlemania 27

~ Kessling P.O.V ~

I sat on a crate backstage watching Undertaker vs. Triple H while preparing with Nicole and John for our match against Nick(Dolph) & LayCool.

"This is going to be an amazing match!" John exclaimed looking at the screen as Undertaker made his match.

"yeah," I said, "You know the entire WWE Universe is going to have an issue with picking who they want to win!"

I hopped off the crate and started to stretch, since I was starting the match off against Michelle and I was going to have to do some flexible moves to avoid her Faithbreaker finisher move.

~ Normal P.O.V ~

Kessling, Nicole and John stood in front of the TV in the hall while they finished up preparing for their match,

"Damn," Nicole said, "it's one thing to read a script of what's going to happen, but it's different you see it like this!"

"yeah, I know…" Kessling said, "that's what I was saying when you and John had the segment with Vickie and Nick, back when you guest host Raw! Cause that slap to Vickie was… as Mike would say "Awesome"!"

Nicole laughed, "Thanks Kess! I'm just glad that John here remembered to run from them!"

"Yeah," John said, "I don't think I could deal with hearing Vickie scream her lungs out, like Nick had to deal with…"

Nicole and Kessling both nodded in agreement with Hennigan, before the three of them focused back on the television as Triple H was yelling "Stay down!" to The Undertaker.

"Wow!" Kessling and Nicole both said, as Triple H tapped his hand on Undertaker's shoulder.

"Now that was one amazing match!" John exclaimed watching as the fireworks went off with 19-0 on the Titantron.

"I hope Undertaker's ok! Shouldn't he be like moving more?" Nicole said as Triple H made his way to get out of the ring, while Undertaker started to move with help from the ringside trainer.

~ Mixed Tag Match ~

Vickie came walking out on to the stage with a microphone in hand, "Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me! Please welcome the greatest combination of beauty, greatness and flawlessness: my best friends: LayCool and my business associate Dolph Ziggler!"

Now listen this ain't no make believe

"and their opponents from Las Angeles, California: John Morrison!" Justin Roberts announced as Morrison came out with his normal slow-mo entrance.

Don't try to explain your mind, I know what's happening here

"and his tag team partner from Saint Louis, Missouri: Kessling Orton!" Justin said as Kessling came out wearing a black one strapped tank top with the letters A.E.O on the front and on the back it read Brunette Mafia. However instead of her normal short bottoms, she comes out wearing a pair of black pants that ruffled at the bottom, since she decided to try and new look.

Get crazy! Get loud!

"and their tag team partner, from Jersey Shore, New Jersey: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi!" Justin said as Snooki came out with a V-neck t-shirt that had Brunette Mafia on the chest as well as skin tight shorts and white glittery headband on her forehead and wearing fingerless gloves.

Just as Kessling, Nicole and John got into the ring and were finishing their entrances Michelle McCool tackled Snooki as Layla went after Kessling. The Viper's little sister wasn't going to accept it and quickly brought Layla down to the mat, as Snooki was turning the tables on Michelle.

Morrison quickly grabbed Kessling's arms and after a couple attempts, he finally managed to pull her up as Layla stood smiling, while Dolph pulled Snooki off of Michelle. Morrison stayed in between Kessling and Layla, Dolph and Michelle.

Just than Dolph started yelling at Snooki "you don't belong here! You don't belong in a ring!" Ziggler got a little to close to the student of The Viper's sister, because next thing he knew Nicole slapped him across the cheek.

John got in between Nicole and Dolph, just before the referee got in between them to so the match could start.

Once the match finally started the first two legal people were Michelle and Kessling, where Michelle had the upper hand and went to try and end the match early when she got The Viper's Younger Sister set up for the Faithbreaker.

Kessling managed to swing her body up so she was sitting on Michelle's shoulders, after a couple punches to the blonde flawless Smackdown Diva, McCool managed to get Kessling off and away from her.

The taller female brunette managed to get Michelle out of the ring, Layla goes over in an attempt to help her Flawless Partner, only to have Kessling jump on to both of them ringside. Kessling got Michelle back into the ring and went for a pin, only Dolph got in and pulled her off the blonde diva. Morrison got in and sent Dolph out of the ring, before he got on the ring apron and preformed Starship Pain to Ziggler outside the ring.

Mean while in ring as Michelle was trying to get up with the help of the ropes, Kessling tagged Snooki in who did a cartwheel into a back flip, before slamming her back into Michelle's chest. Which sent McCool falling into the center of the ring, where Nicole cart wheeled over her before performing her own version of a splash and went for the pin…

1...2...3

As Snooki went for the pin, Morrison got into the ring and as the ref counted 3, Morrison held his right arm and Kessling stood back up and held up her arms.

"and here are your winners: John Morrison, Kessling Orton and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi!" Justin Roberts announced as Snooki's theme played throughout the Georgia Dome and Vickie was screaming "no" outside the ring, while John, Kessling and Nicole celebrated in ring.

Can anyone say that John Morrison, Kessling Orton and Nicole Polizzi are going to have a party tonight… Jersey Style?


I might make a second chapter either of JoMo, Kessling and Snooki partying Jersey Style after the celebration... or if JoMo, Trish and maybe Snooki have a segment with Ziggler, LayCool and Vickie on Raw, I'll turn it into JoMo, Kessling and Snooki with Ziggler, LayCool and Vickie!

However I am soooo happy that JoMo, Trish(Kessling) and Snooki won.. however, what was the point of the splash from Snooki to Michelle?

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