Chapter Four: Can't Identify it, Dont Try It
Note: The hilarity ensues with a twist in chapter four! Remember you guys can help me by giving me ideas. Please send me some ideas via review am running out of material. I own none of these characters except for Emilie.
The small group was sitting in the kitchen chatting amiably with each other. Shadow had gone to buy some groceries, partly being threatened into it by a very cranky very hungry human girl. Knuckles had set a bowl of cheese in front of the girl to help her pass the time. She had devoured the cheese in a minute leaving the echidna bewildered.
They all looked at her as she laid her head on the table.
"So who's cooking today?" She asked them. It was silent for a while.
"Shadow is." Sonic and Knuckles answered at the same time. She froze.
"Why is Shadow the one who's going to cook for us?" Emilie asked alarmed.
"Because he threatened us." Tails answered. Emilie couldn't even identify half the time what Shadow was eating when he made food for himself and this worried her. She continued to devour anything that Knuckles set in front of her multiple times leaving the echidna bewilder at her. It took three hours for Shadow to come home from the store. When the black and red hedgehog stepped into the kitchen, he found the small group playing a match of wrestling for the last piece of cheese. This caused him to raise an eyebrow.
"What is going on here?" He asked. All eyes turned to him.
"What the hell took you so long to go buy some groceries Shadow?" Knuckles asked.
"Long line." The other responded ignoring the echidna and he set to work on cooking. Everyone sat back down on their respective chairs eyeing the black and red hedgehog going about on the stove with pots and pans and several ingredients. Emilie felt like she wanted to throw up but he kept her silence. After two hours the kitchen started to smell a little funky also signaling that Shadow was done with what he called lunch. He set down the plates in front of his friends and his girlfriend. They all looked at the plate in front of them. Emilie felt queasy just looking at her plate. Shadow claimed it to be spaghetti and meat balls but to her and to the others, the pasta resembled something like scalded mush, the tomato sauce didn't look like tomato sauce hence it was all brown and the meatballs definitely didn't look like meatballs they where way too burnt to identify them. Emilie carefully poked one of the 'meatballs' and it exploded to ashes right onto her face.
"Am scared." She whispered to herself. Sonic chuckles slightly.
"Well eat up! Am going to take a bath." Shadow said walking out of the kitchen. The group looked at each other.
"Well Emilie…you have to eat it first." Sonic said.
"Me? But…why?" She stammered looking fearfully at Sonic.
"Well Shadow won't hurt you if you're honest with him about this…what ever it is." Knuckles said. She eyed her best friend with the same fearful expression.
"If this kills me am going to haunt you for the rest of your lives." She threatened them icily. She took her fork again and dug in. She forced the substance down her throat. It indeed tasted as bad as it looked. The other watched her carefully.
"Eat and he won't hurt you." She whispered trying to not throw up. The other followed her example also having trouble keeping the substance down.
Shadow arrived not moments after from his bath. He saw all the plates where empty. But the group had their hands to their mouth. They where all looking a little green.
"Is everything okay here?" Shadow asked worriedly. Emilie shook her head slight. Suddenly all four beings sitting on the table got up and ran in separate directions to throw up whatever it is they had eaten since it was hard to identify what Shadow had thought he had made.
End of chapter four! Ha-ha! What did you think of that XD!!
