HEART dot BATCH

Summary: Programs do not understand love. If they try to process it, they start to break down and eventually delete themselves from overloading. For Roll, a new program is both a blessing and a curse in her way of loving Megaman.

Story contains Expansion, sexiness, nudity, cursing, and fanservice. Lots and lots of fanservice.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Megaman Series. It is owned by CAPCOM. NOW MAKE MEGAMAN LEGENDS 3 ALREADY, YOU ASSES! OR MEGAMAN STARFORCE 4! *calms down* I own Skye Sakurai, the HEART dot Batch program, Gaia dot EXE, and Aphrodite dot EXE. ScrewAttack owns 'Death Battle!' while FILSS is owned by RoosterTeeth.

Special Chapter: Christmas

A/N: These events are non-canon for this story until I decide them to be so.


Rush mewled as she ran around the small area of the park she and her owner were in. She jumped and landed on a pile of snow, making it scatter. Roll giggled as she watched Rush play around. The Metastable NetNavi was wearing an interesting attire for the December weather. She wore a pair of heavy black pants that still hugged her firm behind with a heart on the knees. Over her upper body was a pink sweater with the upper part of her cleavage exposed. Over that was a heavy pink and black jacket with yellow faux wool trimming the bottom, collar, and the ends of the sleeves. Over her dainty feet were a pair of pink and yellow winter boots while a snow hat covered the top of her head.

"I love the winter," Roll noted to herself as she looked up at the sky, the digital snow falling, before she stood up, "Rush-chan, come here, please~!"

"Vee!" Rush called as she poked out of another mound of snow beside the bench before she scurried up her arm and nestled into her cleavage.

Roll let out a small giggle before she walked off. So much had been going on that Roll hadn't even noticed that they were already in December until the previous day. She had a lot of shopping to do. Skye and Maylu were taking everyone to the Sakurai Winter Cottage on Mt. Fuji for Christmas. She giggled in delight and excitement. Her first real emotions at Christmas…oh, she was loving her blessing from Aphrodite more than ever this month!

"Roll-chan!" Roll stopped walking and turned to see Megaman running over.

"Hi, Mega-kun~!" Roll waved, "Are you excited for tomorrow?"

"Y-Yeah," Megaman nodded, doing his best to focus on Roll's eyes.

"Oh, you're going to like it!" Roll beamed, "Skye-san's been working on something great for it that no one else has tried to do!"

"What do you mean?" Megaman asked.

Roll giggled before pecking his cheek, making Megaman stiffen and turn bright red, before whispering, "It's a surprise~" she stood up once more, "Rush-chan and I need to head out now. I still need to get everything on my shopping list before tomorrow. Especially something special for someone."

"R-Ri-R-R-Ri-Right…!" Megaman stammered.

"Vee~!" Rush waved from Roll's cleavage before her owner turned and walked off.

It took five minutes before Megaman managed to slam a fist into his leg. Oh, why did he have to act so weird around tall girls. He used to be able to talk to Roll just fine, but with that new update she had, he just couldn't think straight anymore. With Roll, she couldn't help but giggle. She didn't really understand it, but she just found Megaman acting like that so adorable but she also hoped he'd eventually start acting normal around her. She pulled out Rush from her sweater and turned her around.

"Do you think Mega-kun will ever go back to normal?" Roll asked, "It's fun to tease him like I do, but I really want him to act like he used to with me."

"Ee…" Rush tilted her head, her ears drooping, before she licked Roll's nose.

"Arigatou, Rush-chan," Roll thanked before gently pecking her friend's forehead with a kiss, "Come on. We need to finish shopping."


"Again, glad you could come with us, Haruka-sama," Skye noted to his shotgun passenger.

"Well, Yuchiro had to be sent out overseas for a conference this month," Haruka noted, not noticing the twitch Skye gave when she said her husband's name, "But still, thank you for inviting my son and I along."

"Of course!" Skye grinned, "You're family, even if we aren't related."

"So what's this place like?" Lan pondered to Maylu.

"I'm not exactly sure," Maylu replied, "This is the first time I've been to the cabin in ten years. Onii-san was here a few months ago, working on something for this month."

"Whoa…"

"Ah! Here we are!" Skye grinned.

The Ford Explorer began to approach a sight that made Lan and Haruka blink a few times. The vehicle was stopping before a large mansion that was themed after a log cabin. Skye grinned as he looked up at it.

"Uh…Skye? Are you sure that we're in the right place?" Haruka asked.

"Yep! I thought I told you already, Haruka-sama, that my projects for SciLab are quite lucrative," Skye grinned, "And right now, one of my projects is in it and currently active."

"Is…Isn't this a bit overdoing it?" Lan asked, blinking owlishly.

"I made my own bank account so I wouldn't be reminded of things like this," Maylu sighed, facepalming.

"This explains so much about some of the objects in your home, Skye-san," Megaman noted.

"Yep!" Skye beamed, "Now come on, someone's already here."

"What do you mean?" Maylu asked as Skye got out first.

"My guest of honor, of course," Skye grinned before running to the back and got a few of the suitcases.


The interior of the 'winter home' was stunning, yet also showed the signs of Skye's fondness for randomness. Instead of elegant portraits and paintings, there were posters and fan-art of various characters of different series. Skye ran up the stairs, still carrying his suitcases.

"This is…really interesting," Lan noted as he looked around.

"A lot of the guys in red and black, though…" Megaman noted, "And why do I feel like he'd beat a guy with one eye with a sword of some sorts?"

"Skye certainly has…interesting…tastes," Haruka noted, looking at a portrait of Zelda.

"He actually designed Roll-chan after studying various video game girls," Maylu noted as she looked up at one of Princess Peach.

"Fantastic!" everyone looked up at the stairs to see Skye running towards them, "Everyone, I would like for you all to meet…" Skye motioned to where he had run in from…before Aphrodite walked into the area, startling Maylu and Roll, "…My bride, Aphrodite Amore."

"It's a pleasure to meet you all," the maiden greeted, hugging Skye from behind, "My beloved Sora-kun has told me so much about you all and I'm glad that my sister-to-be has such wonderful friends to rely upon."

"It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Dite-chan," Maylu curtsied before Aphrodite pulled her into a hug.

"I always wanted to do this," Aphrodite whispered softly to Maylu as the red-head returned the hug.

"How…How is this even possible?" Maylu softly asked.

Aphrodite giggled as she stood up, "Sora-kun and I have worked together on a special project for this home and the five block radius of it as a special gift for everyone this holiday."

"It's taken us five years to work on it," Skye added, "All you need to do is send your NetNavis into that device near the entryway you all passed."

"Really?" Lan blinked.

"It's in the star," Aphrodite pointed at a star on the back of the door.

"Dite-chan, will…" Maylu whispered.

"She'll be seven feet tall," Aphrodite quietly replied.

Maylu nodded. Lan and Maylu aimed their PeTs at the star and let their NetNavis enter it. Skye ran up the stairs and went to his left once more. Zipping down the hallway, he stopped before a door labeled 'Enter/Exit for NetNavis' and opened it. He grinned as he saw the two come through a tunnel-shaped device. Minutes later, Skye walked into the dining hall where the others were, still looking around.

"Yeah…I still need to decorate for the holidays," Skye chuckled.

"Good thing you told me in advance about this place, dear," Aphrodite noted, "I had to make sure the deliverymen knew about this place to get all the needed decorations when you told me you didn't have any up here."

"What are you talking about? We've got pine trees out here," Skye noted, "More than enough decorations."

Maylu facepalmed with a sigh, "Baka no Onii-san…"

"What? What did I say?" Skye frowned.

"Dear, there's more to decorations for Christmas than just a pine tree," Aphrodite noted before giving a giggle, "Truth of the matter is, I was hoping to make a string of popcorn like I've seen on some old Christmas specials."

Skye sighed, "Okay, okay, you win. Oh, that reminds me," he turned to the door he came through, "Come in, you two!"

The door opened and a pair of figures entered. Maylu and Skye rubbed their eyes and blinked a few times. Aside from the blue shirt, blue jeans, blue jacket, and cobalt hair, Megaman looked exactly like Lan. Standing beside the blushing Megaman was a seven-foot-tall Roll, wearing a simple black and pink shirt and tight-fitting jeans.

"Oh my…" Haruka gawked.

"H-Hi," Megaman greeted.

"Hello!" Roll giggled.

"Oh, look at you, Roll-chan," Aphrodite giggled, "I knew presetting the outfit you were put into when you came out of the device would be perfect!" She grabbed Roll's wrist and Maylu's wrist before ushering Haruka along, "Now you boys go get a tree. I have a special surprise for you three when you get back~"

"Wh-What? Wait, Aphrodite, what are you doing?" Haruka asked as she was ushered out.


"Now we just need to find the right tree," Skye informed, wearing a heavy gold-yellow winter jacket, as Lan and Megaman, wearing matching orange and blue winter jackets, followed.

"Is…Is this permanent?" Megaman asked.

"Huh? Oh. No. You'll be able to stay here in the real world so long as you're in a five block radius of the house," Skye informed, "Of course, 'five blocks' to me means from our house to the mall."

"That's roughly ten kilometers," Megaman pointed out.

"It is? Okay then," Skye shrugged before stopping, "Here it is!"

"…Skye, it's big," Megaman noted as he and Lan looked up at the thirty-foot tall pine tree.

"Not that!" Skye pointed at the ten foot tall one beside it, "That one!"

"Oh…" Lan nodded, "So what do we do now?"

"You've never chopped down a pine tree before?" Skye asked.

"No. Dad normally sent a fake one to the house every year," Lan replied, making Skye frown.

"Well that's not right. Not going out to get a real Christmas tree at least once in your life," Skye muttered to himself before grinning at Lan, "Well, don't worry! This year, your big bro Skye is gonna teach you both how to do a Christmas tree right!" he put down the axe on the snow, the handle sticking up, "Now then…" he rubbed his hands together under his gloves, "…the first thing you do once you find your tree…" he picked it up, "…is chop it down with an axe or a saw. Now you two…" he pointed to nearby, "…stand over there so it doesn't fall on you two."

Lan and Megaman shared glances with each other before going over to where Skye had pointed. Once he was sure they were where he needed them to be, Skye rubbed his hands together once more, hefted the axe, and began to chop the base of the tree. After three strikes, five angry robins began to attack him, coming right out of the tree.

"Gah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!" Skye screamed as he ran around with the birds attacking him until he hit the taller tree, "Gah!" the snow on the branches above him then fell onto him, "Mmf!"


"Okay! This time I…" Skye began as he was about to chop another tree, "BEES!"


"BEARS?!" Skye screamed as the trio fled from an angry bear.


"And…" Skye prepared for the final chop when he was frozen from the neck down in a block of ice.

"Oh, there you are, Rush," Lan noted, looking down at the Glaceon who sniffled a bit.

"Seems she has a cold," Megaman noted.

"S-s-s-s-s-s-same h-h-h-h-h-he-here…!" Skye stammered.


"How did this happen?" Lan gawked as he watched Skye try to get his tongue off the side of the axe's blade.

"I have no idea. We just looked away for a second," Megaman sweatdropped.

"Gla…" Rush tilted her head on Megaman's shoulder.


"Finally!" Skye panted as the pine tree fell, "Now nothing's around here, right? No one's out to kill us or eat us or sting us or peck us or croak at us or anything?"

"Seems like it," Megaman shrugged.

"I think I liked it when you got attacked by those birds with the slingshot," Lan snickered.

"How that black one blew up I will never understand!" Skye complained, throwing his arms up into the air.

"I just want to figure out where they got the materials for that slingshot," Megaman noted.

"Whatever! Now, the next step is to bring this to the house!" Skye ordered, "Lift with your knees, not your back. Trust me, when I was in military school, my Sargent told me otherwise and I threw my back out. Then when I was in the medical wing recovering, he actually visited to give me a presentation on 'the Blues' and how to kill 'em. …I wonder what happened to good ol' Sarge anyway?"

Lan and Megaman sweatdropped.


"Okay, now that we got it into the house, we just need to stand it up," Skye informed before ten minutes passed, "Hmm…" he tapped his chin, "I don't know. The tree still doesn't look straight to me. What do you two think?"

"It all depends on how you look at it," Megaman replied as he and Lan tilted their heads to look at the tilted tree.


"Okay…how did this happen?" Lan questioned.

"I have no idea," Skye replied.

"Eon…"

"Ugh…" Megaman groaned, both himself and Rush upside down while all four were tied up in the tree's lights and decorations.


"Okay, we're ready~!" Aphrodite called.

The trio of boys and one Eevee all looked up from their game of cards-the Eevee winning-, the tree all set up nearby, and Lan, Megaman, and Skye developed red faces and discreetly slammed their fists into their left legs in the case of Skye and Megaman. All the girls were wearing Santa dresses of different designs. A blushing Haruka had her stomach exposed and a skirt that barely reached her knees. The shirt didn't have any sleeves and let her red gloves that reach to her shoulders be fully shown. Aphrodite wore a red skirt that went to her knees, her own toned stomach exposed with a bit of her cleavage exposed, and her own gloves. Maylu, blushing just as hard as Haruka, was wearing a more dress-like version of their clothing. While her stomach wasn't exposed, her own developing cleavage was being exposed at the top from a snowflake cutout in it while her back was exposed. Her own skirt went halfway down her lower legs with red and green stockings under it. She had cuffs made of fluff around her wrists that went into red fingerless gloves.

Megaman didn't pay attention to any of them. His eyes were solely on a blushing Roll. Her outfit was much like Haruka and Aphrodite's clothes, but also different. Her shapely, slender legs were covered by snug white stockings with gold designs resembling a winter wonderland on them. The stockings went up into her near-knee-length white skirt with the white fluff gold. Her stomach was exposed with her sleeveless top being stretched to near-limit by her large bosom, the upper half of them almost completely exposed. Her left breasts had her emblem stitched into it. Her long, slender, toned arms were covered by white fingerless gloves, reaching all the way up to her shoulders. Her own Santa hat was white and tilted to the side on her head.

"B-Beautiful…" Skye beamed.

"M-Mom?!" Lan gawked.

"Aphrodite talked me into it," Haruka informed quickly.

"I couldn't help it," Aphrodite giggled, "Your mother has the perfect figure for a model."

"Oh dear Kami-sama…" Lan groaned, hitting his head on the table.

"Roll-chan, I don't think Megaman can keep his eyes off you right now," Maylu whispered.

Roll giggled. While she had a smile on her face, she had a look of annoyance and a small bit of hurt on the inside.

"You promised you'd wear that for at least an hour every night until Christmas Eve, Haruka-chan," Aphrodite winked at the blushing Haruka.

"I should've read that contract…" Haruka muttered.


The next few days went by somewhat quickly. There were a few…issues…with the decorating. No one is sure how Skye made those inflatable snowmen and Santa sentient and try to stuff him into a Santa suit, though. Eventually, Haruka had taken Lan and Maylu down to the city to do a little bit of last-minute shopping, leaving everyone else back at the mountain home/mansion. Megaman sniffed at the cookie he had before eating a bit of it. He still couldn't understand how Skye was able to create something so advanced. Then again, who could understand the guy who was able to hide the fact his sister and himself were richer than almost anyone else he knows.

"Hey," a gentle voice greeted.

"R-Roll?" Megaman squeaked.

"Everything okay in here?" Roll asked.

"I…uh…er…um…well, that is…I use…Me no…" Megaman stammered, his face blushing as Roll was in her Santa outfit.

"Megaman," Megaman stiffened, "Am…Am I still your friend?"

"Wh-Wh-What?! Of…Of course you are!"

"Then why have you been acting like you have? Ever since I got my update and got taller than you, you've been acting weird around me," Roll frowned, "You stammer, mess up what you want to say, and even start shivering. Do…Do you not like how I look now?"

"N-No! It…It's not that!" Megaman assured, "Roll, you're beautiful. Even before you got your upgrade, you were beautiful."

"I…You really think that?" Roll asked.

"Y-Yeah…" Megaman nodded.

"…" Roll knelt down and gently kissed his cheek, "Thank you."

Megaman gulped, "Y-You're welcome."

Roll cupped the cheek she didn't kiss as she looked him in the eyes, "Mega-kun, don't be nervous. Some new emotion programs were added in my last update, some that Skye-san has spent months, even years on. So don't think that I'm different just because I'm taller now. I'm still Roll and you're still the one NetNavi that I will never leave."

"R…Roll-chan…"

Roll glanced up and smiled a little, "Mega-kun, look up."

Megaman looked up and his face got brighter. Mistletoe was hanging above them. Looking back at Roll, he gulped nervously. Roll giggled a little nervously, a small blush on her face forming. Closing his eyes, Megaman took a quick, deep breath before looking Roll in the eyes again. Their faces inches closer before their lips met. Megaman wrapped his arms around her shoulders as her arms went around his waist.

'Sweet…like strawberries…' Megaman thought.

'I…I'm actually kissing him…' Roll thought.

Megaman's tongue lightly licked her lips before Roll's tongue took his own. Roll moaned a little as his tongue explored her mouth and vice-versa. She pulled him closer into her embrace, his upper body pressing against her ample bosom. As they continued their kissing, neither was aware of Skye and Aphrodite watching.

"Heh. Attagirl," Skye whispered, an arm around his girlfriend's waist.

"A NetNavi that's able to understand love because his body houses the soul of a boy long dead and a NetNavi given the ability to feel love to be with him," Aphrodite noted, "Even if it's because we spiked their drinks a little, I'm glad they're able to have a moment like this." She moved to pull Skye into an embrace, "Now then…I do believe we're also in need of a little connecting."

Skye nodded, giving his bride a kiss to her cheek before they walked off without being noticed. The two under the mistletoe ended their kiss, their faces still heavy with blushes while a tiny trail of saliva connected their mouths still. The two hugged one another close.

'Roll…I don't want you to be Rampant…' Megaman thought.

'Mega-kun, please never go Rampant…' Roll pondered.

'…because I love you too much to go on without you.'


"Okay, one last check," Skye informed as he held up a piece of paper, "Landing lights are on?" he turned on a radio, "Megs, are the landing lights on?"

=If you mean the lights on the roof with an arrow pointed to the chimney, then check=

"Okay! Stocking are hung?"

"Check," Maylu informed as she put the last one on the fireplace.

"Milk and cookies are out?"

"Just finished the last batch," Haruka informed.

"Okay. Lights are up, tree's decorated, and presents are under the tree," Skye muttered as he looked over his list, "What have I forgotten?" he snapped his fingers, "Oh, yeah!" he walked out and came back in with a pillow, which he put in the empty space of the fireplace, "There we go."

"You really think that's going to do anything?" Maylu asked.

"Of course! I rigged it to engage a trap that'll catch him!" Skye grinned.

"…" Maylu facepalmed, "You really have a grudge with him."

"He didn't get me that trike when I was five," Skye grumbled.


"Why?!" Skye groaned as he fell to his knees in defeat, seeing his trap had sprung, but no one was in there.

"Santa's tricky," Maylu noted with a giggle.

"Wow. Something actually triggered it last night," Megaman noted before blushing as Roll in her sweater with the upper half of her breasts exposed cuddled him.

"Merry Christmas, Mega-kun," Roll greeted.

"M-m-m-m-Merry Ch-Ch-Christmas…R-Roll-chan…" Megaman gulped.

"You're doing a bit better, so that's good," Roll beamed, giving him a small peck on the cheek before handing him a set of five BattleChips, "It took me a lot of time virus busting on my own to get enough money for those."

"Y…You got me BattleChips?" Megaman asked.

"Limited edition super strong ones," Roll replied.

"T-Thanks..." Megaman stammered a little before taking out a present for her, "F-For you..."

"Hm?" Roll opened it and gasped, "Oh, Mega-kun, thank you so much!" she slid on a pair of slender, pink, fingerless gloves.

"Th-They're f-f-f-for v-v-virus bust-busting," Megaman informed before stiffening from the sudden kiss she gave him.

"They're perfect."

"Here, Lan-kun," Maylu held out a present for Lan.

"Back at you," Lan held out one for her.

The two quickly opened them. Maylu beamed as she hugged her new stuffed Eevee doll, Rush mewling as she looked up from her new bed to see the doll. Lan grinned as he looked at the new BattleChips Maylu had made for him, thinking of how they'd work and how he could incorporate them into his Virus Busting style.

"This is lovely, you two," Haruka blushed as she looked at the elegant violet dress with green swirl designs on it.

"You deserve something nice to wear," Skye grinned, lightly rubbing his new engagement ring, Aphrodite doing so as well in her new maroon kimono she discreetly received from Roll.


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!