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Christmas & New Year
Patrick Jane: Merry Christmas to all my friends at the CBI. Is everyone looking forward to the CBI Christmas party tonight? :D
December 18th, 4.03pm.
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Teresa Lisbon: Oh yeah, CBI party, can't wait, DYING with excitement.
Patrick Jane: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Grace Van Pelt: I kinda like the CBI Christmas parties…
Wayne Rigsby: Yeah, they can be quite a laugh.
Kimball Cho: You only like it because you sneak off and make out in an abandoned office. I'm with Lisbon, CBI parties suck.
Patrick Jane: Maybe if I convince Lisbon to sneak into an abandoned office with me she'll enjoy it more ;)
Kimball Cho: No, she'll shoot you.
Teresa Lisbon: Note to self; remember and put gun in thigh holster underneath dress…
Patrick Jane: You wound me Lisbon.
Teresa Lisbon: Its official, I HATE the annual CBI Christmas party.
December 19th, 10.34am.
Patrick Jane and Kimball Cho like this.
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Kimball Cho: You looked like you were enjoying it when you were dancing with Jane.
Teresa Lisbon: I danced with him ONCE to get him to leave me alone.
Patrick Jane: Oh Lisbon you know we're officially known throughout the CBI as 'Jisbon.' You can openly admit your love for me on facebook now.
Madeline Hightower: Watch your step. I can still fire you.
Patrick Jane: But I'm a consultant Madeline so it isn't against the rules =]
Madeline Hightower: You two are still walking a thin line.
Grace Van Pelt: That awkward moment when Teresa Lisbon and Patrick Jane accidentally admit they are in fact in a relationship in front of uber boss Bertram…
December 19th, 10.02am.
Wayne Rigsby, Kimball Cho, Tommy Lisbon, Sean Lisbon and David Lisbon like this.
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Teresa Lisbon: Remind me to never let Jane drink shots again.
Wayne Rigsby: So I'm guessing you're still pissed at Jane?
Patrick Jane: She made me sleep on the sofa and she didn't let me have pancakes for breakfast. :'(
Grace Van Pelt: To be fair you SHOULDN'T have said what you did. And you're lucky she only threw you out of the bedroom!
Wayne Rigsby: Yeah if I'd said what you said Grace would have kicked me out of the apartment and made me sleep in my car.
Teresa Lisbon: There would be no point attempting to do that with Jane because he would just pick the lock and get back into the apartment.
Patrick Jane: She knows me so well. Hey Teresa, you speaking to me yet?
Teresa Lisbon: No.
Patrick Jane: Does this mean I have to walk to work tomorrow?
Teresa Lisbon: Yep.
Patrick Jane: is watching 'A Muppets Christmas Carol' with Teresa Lisbon! Apparently I'm over-excited…
December 23rd, 7.56pm.
Grace Van Pelt likes this.
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Grace Van Pelt: I'm watching it too!
Patrick Jane: I like the music =]
Grace Van Pelt: Me too!
Red 'Rockstar' John: Oh yeah, good music and Kermit the Frog, love him!
Grace Van Pelt: …
Teresa Lisbon: Putting up the Christmas tree with Patrick Jane is dangerous. I have too many scratches from pine needles to count! And then he proceeded to shake every single present under the tree…this could be a stressful Christmas.
December 24th, 8.34am.
Grace Van Pelt, Patrick Jane and Wayne Rigsby like this.
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Grace Van Pelt: You didn't put the tree up until Christmas Eve? :o
Patrick Jane: Scrooge didn't want a tree at all! But I finally managed to convince her, even if it is slightly late…
Wayne Rigsby: We put the tree up 2 weeks ago :o
Teresa Lisbon: Separately of course since you are clearly NOT living together.
Grace Van Pelt: Of course =]
Kimball Cho: Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you all have a good day.
December 25th, 10.53am.
Teresa Lisbon, Patrick Jane, Grace Van Pelt and Wayne Rigsby like this.
Patrick Jane: You too Cho =].
Grace Van Pelt: Yeah, you and Elise have a good day!
Wayne Rigsby: You too mate!
Teresa 'Jane' Lisbon: You and Elise have a great Christmas Cho!
Patrick Jane: Christmas 2010 will be one to remember because…the wonderful, beautiful, amazing Teresa Lisbon has agreed to be my wife!
December 25th, 11.03am.
Grace Van Pelt, Wayne Rigsby, Kimball Cho, Teresa Lisbon, Virgil Minnelli, Madeline Hightower, Mandy Bosco, Tommy Lisbon, Sean Lisbon, David Lisbon, Sophie Miller, Red 'Rockstar' John, Kristina Frye and Walter Mashburn like this.
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Grace Van Pelt: CONGRATS!
Wayne Rigsby: Nice one Jane, congrats!
Kimball Cho: I'm not surprised you proposed, but I'm surprised she said yes. You must have brainwashed her. Congratulations.
Teresa 'Jane' Lisbon: I think he finally charmed me Cho, it only took 4 years
Patrick Jane: I knew you'd come around eventually! ;)
Virgil Minnelli: Congratulations Teresa, if he hurts you tell me and I'll shoot him.
Madeline Hightower: Congratulations, we'll talk about this when you come back from Christmas break.
Mandy Bosco: That's great, congrats!
Tommy Lisbon: Break my sisters heart and I'll break your neck. Dude you're stuck with her now, but thanks, we thought no one would ever take her!
Teresa 'Jane' Lisbon: Ha! Thanks for that Tommy!
Sean Lisbon: Finally! It took long enough for her to find someone good enough to stay with!
David Lisbon: At last! Little Tessie is getting married!
Teresa 'Jane' Lisbon: I'm older than you all David and thanks for showing your happiness Sean, ha!
Tommy Lisbon: Hey you know we're joking Tess, we're really happy for you.
Sophie Miller: Congratulations Patrick!
Red 'Rockstar' John: Woop woop! Another wife for me to kill, can't wait to paint her toenails with her blood! Now I have something to look forward too, yay!
Patrick Jane: I swear to God I will KILL you!
Red 'Rockstar' John has had his account removed for issuing death threats.
Kristina Frye: Patrick, I sense a stressful marriage with no love or happiness that will end in tears and pain.
Teresa 'Jane' Lisbon: Kristina, I sense a jealous b***h who wants my fiancée for her own.
Patrick Jane: And this is why I love you Teresa.
Walter Mashburn: Congratulations to you both, it had to happen eventually!
Teresa 'Jane' Lisbon: Happy New Year everyone! All the best for 2011! Xx
January 1st, 12.05am.
Grace Van Pelt, Wayne Rigsby, Patrick Jane, Kimball Cho and Virgil Minnelli like this.
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Grace Van Pelt: Happy New Year!
Wayne Rigsby: And a happy new year to you too!
Kimball Cho: It's just another year, nothing exciting…
Virgil Minnelli: All the best for 2011, I'll see you at the wedding I presume?
Patrick Jane: Well…if Teresa gets her way then you will definitely be at the wedding…
Teresa Lisbon: Yeah, I actually wondered if you'd walk me down the aisle.
Virgil Minnelli: Really? Well of course, I'd be honoured too.
Red 'As a Rose' John: This is so sweet. I'll be at the wedding too. You just won't know I'm there. Mwahahaa.
Teresa Lisbon: Stop commenting on my statuses you creep.
Patrick Jane: I don't think he's the REAL Red John.
Teresa Lisbon: Yeah, he wouldn't be stupid enough to use facebook because he would know it was traceable.
Red 'As a Rose' John has deleted his account.
Patrick Jane: Team Jisbon wins another victory.
Teresa Lisbon: PLEASE stop calling us Team Jisbon.
Grace Van Pelt: I like it.
Wayne Rigsby: It has a ring to it.
Kimball Cho: You are all weird.
Wayne Rigsby: Just had a great 'New Years' meal with the SCU team at the Jisbon household. Teresa Lisbon your cooking is amazing and Patrick Jane I kicked your butt at Monopoly.
January 1st, 6.46pm.
Teresa Lisbon, Patrick Jane, Grace Van Pelt and Kimball Cho like this.
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Teresa 'Jane' Lisbon: Thank you Wayne! It was a good day!
Patrick Jane: You only beat me because I had a mild concussion.
Teresa 'Jane' Lisbon: Stop being such a drama queen, you had a tiny bump on your head!
Grace Van Pelt: Yeah guys, thanks for such a lovely day and meal! And Jane, just admit that you suck at monopoly.
Kimball Cho: You do suck at monopoly Jane, you're not meant to buy EVERY house in the game, that's how you go bankrupt.
Walter Mashburn: Patrick and I like to indulge ourselves. We go for the most expensive things, the hardest things to get. That's why our taste in women is so similar, right Patrick?
Patrick Jane: Right, about that Walter. Please stop spamming my fiancées inbox with emails saying you want to take her to Paris, Rome, London, etc in your private jet. She's not interested.
Walter Mashburn: I'd like to hear that from her.
Teresa 'Jane' Lisbon: I'm not interested.
Walter Mashburn: Oh…right then, I guess I'll stop with the emails…
Teresa 'Jane' Lisbon: That awkward moment when Patrick Jane doesn't realise the glass patio door is closed and walks into it.
January 1st, 7.42pm.
Grace Van Pelt, Wayne Rigsby and Kimball Cho like this.
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Grace Van Pelt: I felt a little bad for him…but it was funny!
Kimball Cho: lol.
Wayne Rigsby: The entertainment of the day! I haven't laughed that much in ages!
Patrick Jane: You are all so mean. SLEEP ON THE COUCH TERESA.
Teresa 'Jane' Lisbon: Uh…this is my apartment.
Patrick Jane: Oops.
Teresa 'Jane' Lisbon: I LOVE PATRICK JANE SO MUCH! I CAN'T WAIT TO MARRY HIM CAUSE HE'S MY PRINCE CHARMING AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A FAIRYTALE WEDDING WITH A PUMPKIN COACH AND A BIG PINK WEDDING DRESS LIKE KATIE PRICE. PATRICK IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE LOVES HIM CAUSE HE'S SO AWESOME!
January 2nd, 1.04am.
Grace Van Pelt, Patrick Jane, Wayne Rigsby, Kimball Cho and Tommy Lisbon like this.
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Patrick Jane: Aw Babe! I can't wait for our wedding either :P
Wayne Rigsby: I believe Lisbon has been fraped.
Tommy Lisbon: I would have to agree with you.
Teresa Lisbon: PATRICK JANE YOU ARE SO DEAD!
Patrick Jane: I love you too?
Teresa Lisbon: Grrrrr!
The end of part 4 ;D
The next part, will be based on the holidays…January 25th, Robert Burns day in Scotland where I am from!, Shrove Tuesday aka PANCAKE DAY! Which is also big here, in the states I'm not sure? I know they have it in Canada…And also, the big one…VALENTINES DAY!
See ya then ;D
Holly xxx
