I disown BLEACH in every way, what-so-ever. Enjoy!
Chapter 4
Time For Fun... Again!
"Hello!",I shouted with my guest. Everyone turned to me.
"Who's she now?",asked Renji, pointing the girl next to me.
"This... is Rin Abarai.",I answered and Rin sat down."Ready to read the papers?"
"Yep!",Rin said and grabbed one."First is from AceTrainer9642."
DAYUM. HE ACTUALLY LAUGHED.
Well, I just have one this time...
SHINJI ADMIT IT. YOU LOVE HIYORI.
"I do not!",yelled Shinji, blushing."Fine I do."
"Knew it!",all of us yelled.
"Next is from Coldman9!",I said.
Wow, this is great. I have some dares and questions.
1. I dare Toshiro to get the tattoo's off, and not cry about it.
2. Ichigo: Do you think you wouldn't scowl so much if you got laid?
3. Ichigo: Pick a girl, dress her up how you want, and take her into the
closet for an hour. You should know what to do.
4. Kenpachi: are you blood-thirst cause your dad was too 'friendly' with you?
5. I dare everyone to go into a all out brawl, I wanna see a winner.
6. I dare all the girls to to totally topless for one whole chapter.
"YAY! COLDMAN9 GETS TREATIES!",I yelled with Rin and gave him them and he walked out.
"Toushirou...",I said with an evil glare."Its time."
"Oh shit.",Toushirou swore and Renji and Hisagi dragged him away.
-THREE HOURS LATER-
"It took three hours to get those off?",Rin asked. Toushirou was rubbing his arm.
"He wouldn't sit still.",Renji said.
"BUUUURN!",I yelled. Ichigo's face went red."Well, whats the answer Ichi?"
"No. I'd still scowl!",Ichigo said."I pick... er... Rukia."
-THEY GO INTO A ROOM-
"Rukia, come out.",I said. Rukia came out and she was in a litle kids sailor outfit that showed her panties and belly."Sexy. Now into the closet! We'll check on you later!"
"What is that supposed to mean?",asked Kenpachi. I shrugged."The answer is no."
"Time for a brawl!",Rin yelled.
-5 HOURS LATER-
"Winner is Toushirou.",I said, wide-eye'd."All girls go topless! Someone also cover Toushirou's eye's!"
"I will!",Ukitake said and did. All girls took off their tops. Ukitake had no reaction to it.
"Next is... Ishihime.",Rin said.
I dare Uryu to confess his feelings for Orihime
"I love you Orihime.",Uryuu said, face red. Then they made out.
"Rukia not there!"
"Then where else am I supposed to put it?"
"On this!"
"Ha! I win!"
"You did not!"
"Did too!"
"What the fuck?!",Rin swore and opened the door. Rukia and Ichigo were playing chess."Okay..."
"Do you really think we were having sex?",asked Ichigo, standing up."And why are all the girls topless and why is Inoue and Ishida making out?"
"Rukia! Top off!",Rangiku said, taking off Rukia's top."Wow, your boobs are small."
"Shut up!",yelled Rukia.
"Next is...",I started."YOSH!"
sorry hichigo i dare you to kick ichigo to XD
YAY i got new ukitake plush still waiting for the other bleach plushie XD
That all bye!
"HELL YA!",yelled Hichigo and kicked Ichigo.
"Yosh really loves me.",Ukitake said."Cool, I have fans."
"Toushirou's more popular than anyone though.",I noted."And yosh... best of wishes."
"Why?",asked Momo. I showed her the paper."Oh... I'm sorry..."
"Ya, we all are yosh. We send you our pity.",I said and we bow."Okay sadness aside, and don't ask about yosh, its not my business telling you guys other people problems. Seriously, even if its in a review, I don't put it if its way to personal."
"ANYWAY!",Rin yelled."Next is Morita Ayumi232."
Well this has been interesting...
Aizen, why did you pick Superman's hairstyle when you left Soul Society?
Tousen, how can you tell what is going on on the monitors in Los Noches?
I dare the Arrancar and Vizard to do an epic musical number (which can wait
until Ulquiorra returns)
Gin, I dare you to be completely honest for the duration of a chapter.
"Because I am superman!",Aizen said and ran away, flying out the window.
"Secretly, I can see. But not that well. The glasses help me.",Tousen said.
"Not a secret anymore!",I said.
"Fine. And me and Rangiku hit it in Shirou-chans office last week, and then Kira showed up and had sex with her in the ass!",Gin said. Rangiku and Kira blushed.
"I did NOT need to hear that!",Toushirou yelled, his eye's still covered. I then got Ukitake's hands off of Toushirou's face.
"Vizards and shinigami have to do their war. Since I forgot about it last chapter.",I said."But before that... RosettaWuzHere has dares and truths!"
LOL. Byakuya's "gangsta" talk cracked me up. I guess...I dare Ishida to
confess his love for Orihime by breaking out into song. I dare Byakuya to come
up with a rap using his new vocabulary. And I dare Toshirou to tell us all
what his favourite movie is (be creative). Oh yeah! Please make Ukitake change
clothing with Kyouraku to prove he looks better as a girl (I like him, but
it's true).
"I confessed my love, why in song?",asked Uryuu.
"Because the person told you too stupid.",Rin said. I smirked.
"Fine...",Uryuu said and grabbed a guitar.
Ori-hime, hime, hime...
She's a princess.
I'm a prince.
Its like a cinderella story.
You are the one I need
To live in life.
You are the one I need.
To make me happy.
When your not around
My heart goes aching.
When you are around.
Its almost beating out of my chest.
Orihime, I need you forever.
I need you till death parts us.
I need you to be mine.
BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FINE!
"Sorry, thats all I-",Uryuu started but he got kissed."Wow."
"A song?",asked Byakuya.
"HE NEEDS A BEAT!",I yelled with rin. Renji and Ichigo put it on.
I waz only 14
When I waz a teen
I was only having a good time
WITH MY HOMIEZ
We're brothers.
Yourichi is my brother
From 'nother mother
IN A DIFFERENT COLOR!
Oh ya...
Those chicks with jugs
They call me and say...
'GIVE IT TO ME!'
How do like my c---?
How do you like my body?
I like your jugs baby.
I like your hip swivles baby.
Hell naw dawg
You no know me well
You iz my homez
But neva again...
RIDING IN MY LOW-RIDA
With my music blastin'
My homez and I singin'
Searching for any other chicks to have fun!
"Damn! Who knew Byakuya could rap!",Rin and I said together.
"Favorite movie?",asked Toushirou, raising an eyebrow. I nodded and he blushed."Not saying."
"Come on... next dares are bad Toushirou...",Rin said, crossing her arms. Toushirou's face went red.
"Fine... it was the Titanic.",Toushirou answered.
"CAPTAIN HITSUGAYA LIKES CHICK FLICKS!?",laughed Ikkaku and Renji. Toushirou's face went a dark red.
"SHUT UP! MATSUMOTO AND AYASEGWA MADE ME WATCH IT!",Toushirou yelled.
-THIS PART IS CENSORED-
"Oh my I do look girly.",Shunsei said, looking at Ukitake. Ukitake looked at himself in the mirror. "You look cool with the hat on."
"Very funny.",Ukitake said and they changed back into their uniforms.
"Next is 0XxPartingCloudsxX0.",Rin said.
Nice fanfiction! This gave me 10 minutes of amusement! :D
I dare Toshiro to become one of those children who hang out with Barney and
sing lovely little children's songs with him! xD
"Toushirou...",I said with a smirk. He looked at me and ran."AFTER HIM!"
-3 HOURS LATER-
"Guys! Barney's on and the end of its starting!",Rin said, turning on the televison. We all gathered around and saw Toushirou. Barney was also there."There he is!"
"The 'I Love You' Song should come on now."
'"I love you, you love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?",sang Barney."Everybody!"
"I love you! You love me! We're best friends as we can be! With a great big hug and kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?",sang everyone with a smile except Toushirou. And Barney dissappeared.'
"Never again!",we all heard Toushirou yell. He walked over to the couch and sat down on the couch."Stupid dinosaur."
"Hey, nobody likes him.",I said."Next is -doy. doy-"
LOL Byakuya! He's my favourite character, so this was all quite strange. xD Hmm... dares... ~I dare Byakuya to dress up as Barney (the dinosaur) and sing the Barney theme ~I dare Orihime to speak/act all tough (kinda like Grimmjow) for an entire ~I dare Ishida to give Ichigo a bear hug and squeal "I LOVE SHINIGAMIS!" ~I dare Zaraki to slap Yachiru and tell her that he always hated her and their ~I dare Ulquiorra to dress up in a cute bear suit and happily hand out cotton
song with Toushirou
chapter
first meeting meant nothing to him (and watch Yachiru's reaction)
candy to everyone while smiling
"ANYTHING BUT THAT!",yelled Byakuya and Toushirou. I pulled out a box."Whatever."
"After the chapter.",Rin said, stopping me from taking out a video.
"Fine. Orihime?",I said.
"What bitch?",asked Orihime. I jumped."What the fuck do you want?!"
"Woah.",I said."Nothing."
"Thats what I thought. I thought I needed to smack a ho.",Orihime said.
"I LOVE SHINIGAMI'S!",squealled Uryuu. Giving Ichigo a bear hug.
"Oh-kay...",I said."Kenny!"
SMACK!
"I ALWAYS HATED YOU YACHIRU! OUR FIRST MEETING MET NOTHING TO ME!",yelled Kenpachi.
"WAAAAAHHHHHH KURO-CHAN! KENNY IS BEING MEAN!",Yachiru cried, runnung to me. "Make him stooooopppppp!"
"Ulquiorra, here's the bear outfit!",Rin said, handing it to him. Ulquiorra groaned and walked to the bathroom to change. Once he came out, he also had the cotton candy."Yachiru..."
"Hello little girl! Would you like some cotton candy?",asked Ulquiorra with a smile. Yachiru smiled, drying her tears, and nodded. Ulquiorra handed her a cone and Yachiru started to eat it."Is it good?"
"Uh huh.",Yachiru said. Ulquiorra then started to pass out cones of cotton candy. WHILE SMILING!
"WOAH!",yelled Rin, nomming hers."I can't believe he's actually doing that!"
"BITCH I DON'T WANT ANY!",yelled Orihime and Grimmjow, bitch slapping Ulquiorra. I burst out with laughter really loud."WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING YOU WHORE?!"
"Yes I am a whore. I'm proud of it. ARE YOU JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET SOME?!",I yelled.
"Wanna repeat that bitch?!",asked Orihime and Grimmjow.
"Yea. I said 'Yes I am a whore. I'm proud of it. Are you jealous because you can't get some?!'"
"THATS IT WE'RE TAKIN' THIS OUTSIDE!",yelled both of them."STOP COPYING ME!"
"Anyway... Byakuya... Toushirou...",Rin started, pulling out the tape. Everyone gathered around except the two. Rin pushed the tape in. It showed Byakuya and Toushirou. Both had just came out of the shower, with a towel wrapped around their waists.
"How'd you get that?!",asked Toushirou, face red. I glanced over.
"I have my ways.",I said with a smirk."Okay... Um..."
"ANOTHER REVIEWER!!!",Rin shouted."Its from StormGoddess101!"
Time to do the dance. Sincerely,
1.I dare Rangiku, Orihime, and Haineko to sing and the "Hey
Mickey" song in sexy chearleader outfits.
2. I dare Byakuya to throw a metal folding chair at the back of Yammamotos
head when he's not looking.
3.I dare Hichigo to make out with Orihime.
4. I dare Yumichika to dress up like a woman and prostitute hiself.
5. I dare everyone to eat Orihime's cooking.
6.I dare Toshiro to shoot himself out of a cannon.
7. I dare Ikkaku to let Kuro-chan tatoo something on his head.
8.I dare Hanataro to pledge his undying love to Orihime.
9. I dare Kenpachi to put Yammamoto in an Old peoples home.
Stormy-chan, my zanpakto Nanamai, and my caffine addicted cat Suicide.
Ps: I'm a lone shinigami who left the Soul Society awhile ago and I've gone
through a lot of ya'lls stuff. PPS: I didn't know you had heart printed undies
Ikkaku!
"Wow! Stormy-chan!",I yelled."Awesome review!"
"URYUU MAKE THE OUTFITS!",Rin yelled.
-2 HOURS LATER-
"Oh wow!",Haineko and Rangiku squeals."THESE ARE SO ADORABLE!"
"No kidding Uryuu.",I said, examining. It was a light blue top with sparkles and the skirt had a thin dark blue lining at the bottom."Time for music!"
Oh Mickey Oh Mickey Oh Mickey Oh Mickey Hey, Mickey! Cuz when you say you will Oh Mickey, what a pity Hey Mickey! So c'mon and give it to me anyway you can Oh Mickey, what a pity Oh Mickey Oh Mickey Oh Mickey Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey!
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey!
You've been around all night
And that's a little long
You think you've got it right
And I think you got it wrong
But can't you say goodnight
So you can take me home Mickey
It always means you won't
You're giving me the chills
Baby, please baby, don't
Everynight you still leave me all alone Mickey
You don't understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty
Can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart Mickey!
Now when you take me by the
Who's ever gonna know
Everytime you move I let
A little more show
It's something we can use
So don't say no Mickey
Anyway you wanna do it
I'll treat you like a man
But please baby please, don't leave me in the damned Mickey
You don't understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty
Can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart Mickey!
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey!
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey!
"Surprisingly that was epic.",Rin said, wide-eye'd. I nodded."Moving on... Byakuya..."
"Hey Yamamoto?",I asked. Yamamoto looked at me while Byakuya got ready."How much does the Soul Society care about others?"
"We care about a lot of people.",Yamamoto said. Byakuya held up the chair AND WHACKED HIM! Yamamoto got knocked out.
"Shit.",Rin said, eye's wide. Hichigo smirks evilly at Orihime."NOOOOOO!"
SMOOCH!
"Ewwww! Ishida-kun!",Orihime whined and kissed Uryuu."DISGUSTING!!!!"
"A woman!?",Yumichika yelped. The SWA looked at him and dragged him away.
-5 CENSORED HOURS LATER-
"THAT WAS DISGUSTING!",Rin, Yumichika, and I yelled.
"Uh...",Rin said."Orihime, make something for everyone!"
"Okay! I'll make my 3 course meals!",Orihime said. Then she got straight to work. Then she came out with oatmeal tat was GREEN, peanut butter sandwhiches with ham and soy sauce, and sloppy joes with soy sauce, whipped cream and basil."ENJOY!"
-3 HOURS LATER OF IN THE BATHROOM-
"Did everyone enjoy it?",asked Orihime. Everyone nodded.
"Shoot myself out of a cannon!?",yelled Toushirou. Renji and Hisagi wheeled in a cannon and Ikkaku dragged Toushirou to the bathroom to dress him in something more appropriate. He then came out in all white clothes yet blue triangular stripes and white stars. He got placed in the cannon. And I LIT IT!
"5, 4, 3, 2....",I started."BANG!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC-",we all heard Toushirou yell.
-2 HOURS LATER-
"I wonder where-",I started but then the door slammed open and we all saw Toushirou, scraped, hurt, and bloody."Fuck, what happened to you Toushirou?"
"Flew into a tree, fell out of it, landed on the ground, yet onto a porcupine. I ran and almost got ran over.",Toushirou started explaining. Rin and Momo ran over to sit him down and bandage him up. "I want to kill the person who dared me to do that!"
"You can later so Ikkaku... what do you want on your head?",I asked, taking out the tattoo machine. Ikkaku stepped back and I looked at the paper again."YOU HAVE HEART PRINTED UNDIES?!"
"Sh-shut up!",stammered Ikkaku."Fine! Draw anything! I don't give a shit!!!!"
"PREPARE TO SCREAM!",I yelled and started.
-3 HOURS OF YELLING-
"WOW! Nice Kuro-chan!",said Rin, looking at Ikkaku's not so bald head anymore. It was fake hair in tattoo form and a little bow in it too.
"B-but I d-don't l-love I-Inoue-san...",Hanataro said. I raised an eyebrow."F-fine. O-ORIHIME-SAN! I-I L-LOVE Y-YOU W-WITH A-ALL M-MY H-HEART!"
"Uhhhh....",everyone said in unison.
"Question!",said Yachiru. I cocked my head to the side."Whats a retirement home?"
"It where old people go when they aren't useful anymore.",Rin said, crossing her arms.
"I am not old.",Yamamoto said and Kenpachi helped him pack.
"Uh-huh and Toushirou's not a kid.",I said, rolling my eye's. Kenpachi and Yamamoto got in gigai's and they went off.
"I am not a kid.",Toushirou said, as Rin still helped him as he was still injured.
"I AM AT 11 PAGES!!!!",I shouted. Everyone looked at me."Nevermind..."
"No, wait... what the hell did you say?",asked Renji.
"You can be so clueless sometimes.",Rin said, rolling her eye's. Renji's face went red.
"Your my sister! How can you say that to me?!",yelled Renji. I gasped and laughed my ass off.
"Whatever...",Rin said and turned to me."Answer."
"Oh ya!",I yelled."THIS ENDS THIS CHAPTER OF BLEACH TRUTH OR DARE EXTREME! REMEMBER TO SEND IN YOUR DARES AND TRUTHS!"(CAPS LOCK FTW!)
KuroEqualsBitch: Well that ends this chapter.
Kuro: It was pretty long.
Rin: Ya 11 pages.
KuroEqualsBitch: STFU. You two barely helped. I had to make two songs!
Rin: And An Outfit.
Kuro: That too... but I had to put up with morons.
KuroEqualsBitch: Sorry. VIZARDS AND SOUL SOCIETY ARE HAVING THEIR BATTLE, I'LL TELL YOU WHO WINS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE NEXT CHAPTER! I WROTE THE TWO SONGS MYSELF, AND REVIEW WITH DARES AND TRUTHS!
Kuro: AAAANNNNND DON'T FORGET TO SEND IN OC'S OR REQUEST SOMEONE TO BE HERE!
Rin: BECAUSE I'M LEAVING AND PROBABLY ONE OF YOUR OC'S OR SOMEONE ELSE OR KUROEQUALSBITCH'S OC'S WILL BE IN IT.
All: THANKS FOR READING!
