DISCLAIMER: Don't Own The Twilight Series! Stephanie Meyer Does! I just make them do Weird and Twisted things...

Edward's Problem

CHAPTER 3 - Emmett ate WHAT?!

Edward's POV - (Flashback in Italics)

(Start Flashback)

I walked slowly through the dark hallway bored out of my brain. That's when I decided I should try and explore the house more thoroughly. I actually managed to find a secret passageway that led to a secret room.

The room was large with creme walls and burgundy curtains, even thought there weren't any windows. There was no furniture in the secret room, except for a aged wooden table in the direct centre. What was sitting on top of the table, was what interested me the most though.

I walked forward and cautiously picked it up. I then had the strangest thought. 'I wonder what it tastes like. It looks tasty.' I am ashamed to say that I then acted on this thought. Needless to say, I regretted it almost instantly.

(End Flashback)

Oh Dear God, Rosalie's here now! KILL ME NOW!!

Rosalie's POV

Hmm, I wonder what he ate.

"Oh God! Can anyone think of ANYTHING that Edward might have eaten?" Carlisle asked exasperated.

"Hmm, do you think he did something that Emmett would do?" I inquired.

"Yes," Carlisle replied looking at me. "What exactly has Emmett eaten in the past?"

"Oh, heaps of things! He once at a blue squeaky dog toy! Ooh, and a rubber ducky, he also at a bunch of human food. Not to mention the more abnormal things." I replied, shuddering.

"Abnormal? Ha, what do you mean by that? Did he eat a condom or something?" Alice said laughing.

I however did not. Alice stopped laughing immediately.

"Oh My God! Did Emmett actually eat a condom?!" Alice asked horrified.

I nodded sadly. "He said he wanted to know what it tasted like. I guess it was one of his 'gay' moments."

Carlisle looked ill for a moment, before kneeling next to Edward. "Edward, did you eat a condom?"

Edward looked up at Carlisle horrified. "NO! Even I'M not that sick!"

Carlisle sighed. "I'm sorry Edward. I have to ask everything because you won't tell me what you ate even if it means you get better!"

"Edward just tell Carlisle what you ate! When Emmett gets home this will all get one thousand times worse! Just tell us what you ate! Don't be ashamed! It can't be worse than the thousands of things that Emmett has eaten." Alice pleaded.

She had a point there. Edward was nothing compared to Emmett.

None of us would get to Edward. There was only one person who could get Edward to tell us what he ate. Bella.

Bella's POV

I was having the most wonderful dream. Edward and I were in our meadow. Nothing could harm us or keep us apart. All was peaceful, until I was abruptly woken up by Rosalie.

I didn't even get to ask what was happening, before she snatched me up and before I knew it I was at the Cullen's house. As I steadied myself I noticed Edward writhing in pain on the floor.

"Oh My God! What Happened?" I asked horrified.

"Bella, we need you to make Edward tell us what he ate." Carlisle said quietly.

I nodded and kneeled next to Edward and tapped him on his shoulder, as he did not even know I was there. He slowly turned around and looked ashamed.

I bent down and whispered in his ear. "Edward, honey, what did you eat?"

Carlisle's POV

It worked. Edward actually told Bella what he ate! And she only had to ask once!

I saw Bella's mouth drop open in shock as Edward told her what he ate.

She looked up at me and said quietly. "Edward ate a..."

A/N: That's it for this chapter! Another Cliffy I know! Let me know what you think?! Review! xx LittleMissShy93