AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY Ebony… Enoby. I don't really think they care. nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting deferent Draco is definitely on some sort of demented Love Potion. Where are Fred and George. Did you sell that potion to Ebony and let her poison Draco? Professor Slughorn is behind this… dey nu eechodder b4 ok! You could have mentioned that, but I'm sure you would have found a way to destroy their meeting too.

"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. . I walk out of flying cars all the time.

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Ebony?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. When I think of kissing Draco Malfoy passionately, I think of him cornering me in the shadows, pushing me hard against the stone wall, and snogging me much against my will. Possibly ending up with some sort of bruising that I would later tell my friends happened when I fell down the stairs… on my face… Because Draco told me to. (Oh dear god, she is rubbing off on me… kill me now. AVADA KEDAVRA!) Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top . and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie Penis, Cock, Schlong. Just say it. into my you-know-what No, I don't know. What? and we did it for the first time. "Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. Oh, God, Draco… Oh god yes. XD I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. One lovely second of sex, and she climaxed. And then…. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was….Dumbledore! Dumbledore now says Mother fuckers. He also appears out of nowhere in the Forbidden Forest. Like MAGIC -tch tch bong!-