10 Ways to Annoy Alexander
I do not own Vampire Kisses or any other references I may make to books, movies, etc so please don't sue me!
Okay time for our little vampish friend to get some.
1. Ask him to go to the tanning salon with you.
2. Shave his luscious hair.
3. Offer him spaghetti with extra garlic.
4. Buy him Enzyme for his birthday.
5. Ask him if he's so tough why is he afraid of the light?
6. Wake him up at nine in the morning announcing that "I MADE WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST!"
7. Fill his coffin with itching powder.
8. Vandalize his portraits of Raven. (Only do this if you want to die!)
9. Replace his coffin with a pink frilly canopy bed.
10. Replace his blood with Kool Aid.
