AN: So yeah we are really sorry we haven't posted in a while but we… well had problems with computers and school and a lot of stuff we had this chapter done months ago but it has a lot of misspellings so yeah we are sorry for that too and we already have the next chapters ;) and well ummm we hope you like it please review please don't kill us in our sleep and well we will be posting more since we are in vacations :D

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EPOV

Do I really answer him?

"uhhhhhh emmm uhhhhh I" he raised an eyebrow and GOD BLESS JASPER HALE!

"Hey guys, Em what the fuck? They are moving fast, we have to get moving" he said. Finally someone who reasons!

"Edward I inform you that I'm going to your house tonight to plan..." After that I tuned him out. Oh no he looked decided about something and when Jasper is decided about something, he gets stressed and when he gets stressed he gets evil and evil means

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA we are going to take them down!" he said with a devious smirk. Oh sweet Lord what did I get myself into?

"Ok Jazz, may we now go to class?" Gulp, so now its when I fear for my life he turns to me with that, yeah that smirk and does that granny voice kind of like the one of the little guy of "The Lord of the Rings", the one with the ring that said 'my precious, my precious'.

"Yeah. Why not? That's a good idea Cullen, smart Cullen" ok Edward don't run he is your friend and hopefully he will return to normal in a while.

"Aha" Was all I managed to say.

BOPV

"Bella wake up! There is someone waiting for you." WT? who comes to your house at 6:00 am in the morning? WAIT A MOMENT, THERE WAS SOMEONE WAITING FOR ME?

"Coming!" hmmmm ok Bella, wake up, wake up, there is someone waiting. Damn. I ran with my messy hair, glasses, and pjs downstairs to murder whomever woke me up.

"So you are really her friend? Like friend, friend? Like the ones that talk about boys and that stuff?" said Charlie, who is he talking to?

"Yes sir, and tonight Bella and I are going to have a sleepover on my house, oh sorry do you agree?" I know that voice. Alice. Hey did she say something about a sleepover?

"YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, TAKE HER ITS OK. OH, IM SO PROUD OF MY LITTLE BELLA" and finally I got downstairs.

"Dad are you crying? Good morning Alice." I said

"No I just got something in my eyes; I'm going to the kitchen to practice not to burn the water"

"Okay?"

"Good morning Bella" she said and went upstairs passing me like she was in here own house and went to my room. Okay… so I don't think that Alice in my room, alone, is the best idea ever. Just think about it… my messy room in front of my new BFF and all my stuff and cloth and everything. So I went running as fast as I could to my room but it was too late. She was there standing. Just standing in front of the open doors of my closet with a shock expression on her face and then I decided to change whatever idea had formed in her mind because that expression was starting to get me worried and I really want to have a friend and that entered on the terms to keeping her from vegetating.

"Alice? Are you ok?" I asked. Please answer, please answer, please answer or at least give a sign that you are still alive.

"How do you live like this?" She said still staring at my closet, which was probably the cleanest part of all my room. What was wrong with it?

"Well you know I just breath, its easy, do it with me inhale, exhaled-" But she interrupted me.

"NOOOOO I mean how do you live with 'this'?" Alice said with a terrified look pointing to my cloth without touching it like if it carried a deathly disease.

"I don't see anything wrong her"

"WRONG!"She looked at me as if I was insane, and she was the one entering my house… something finally clicked in my brain.

"Alice how did you found out where I lived, and how did you got here?" She looked kind of like a deer in headlights. BUSTED!. But she composed herself rather quickly.

"That something for me to know, and you to never figure out. Ok, I'm going to pick up your outfit I can't let you go with that 'thing' with what I found you yesterday, oh and I'm picking up some cloth because we are going to have a sleepover at my house to plan some things."

"uhu…moment a plan? For what? I'm going to your house?" uh-oh-uh ok to much information. What was going on, on here? She just rolled her eyes and answer me

"of course we need a plan if we are going to mur…beat my brothers ass up and stragedies can only be discussed in a safe place and involve a lot of junk food, chick flicks, ice cream and evil pure evil." And she gave a me a smile that really scared the hell out of me.

"but we would be in front of the enemy commander that wouldn't make us more vulnerable?" I asked

"for last time Isabella Marie swan don't question your superior plan master ok?"

"Yes sensei?" moment how did she called me? "Alice how the hell do you know my whole name?"

Alice said" belle, dear sweet Bella someday you'll accept the fact that me Alice Cullen know absolutely everything, come on lets go to dress you up"

"Alice I can dress myself up I'm a young almost independent women!" I said

"Bella bella bella there's is no case in discussing this we both know I will win and I need to go to school and we are not leaving until I see you on decent cloths that wont torment the eyes of the poor and innocent students of forks high."

"so what am I now forks Barbie?" I questioned her

" silly Bella, obviously not. You are Barbie Bella new edition with stylist included now lets play dress up." She looked at me as she was going to murder me if I didn't fallow instructions but I stood there firm as a rock until BOOM I felt a mini avalanche knock me off my feet into my bathroom and locked the door. Wow that tiny evil elf had force!

"YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT UNTIL YOU SHOWER YOUNG LADY! And I'm gonna be here waiting for you" I heard from the other side of the door so I gave in for now and took a long repairing shower since I was woken by an evil pixie from hell.

After my relaxing shower there was no Alice at the door as I have been expecting so I went to my room with a big smile on my face I felt like I had won a war with napoleon I would dress however I wanted. Then I saw it, my clothes selected by Alice on my bed Alice was nowhere to be seen so I went to my underwear drawers and found nothing I felt my blood drain and there was when I started to panic and turned to my closet. Nothing. It was completely empty. I was in shock how can someone so little so this? There was a note on top of my clothes. It said:

"Barbie Bella

I already got in charged of the monsters from your closet and I already got your clothes for the sleepover/plan party. See you downstairs at your car

P.D: muahahahahahha remember this is for your own good and the good of the humanity

Love you

Bff: Alice"

Ughhh I'm gonna kill her but first I'm gonna dress because I wont think that the most appropriate thing would be going out naked or at least with a towel around my body. I cant believe I have this clothes, I cant remember this cloth it must have been from the unopened gifts from my last birthday, I hadn't open them yet though for the fact that I hated my birthday because it made me one year older and something bad happened to me always and last year I almost made it without a scratch but I ended all covered in cake thanks to the guys from the reservation who apparently managed to sneak my gifts into my bedroom. I have to make sometime to see them again maybe someday afterschool. Anyways I dressed up and went to seek my victim to my car but first I said my dad goodbye who hugged me like there was no tomorrow and was still cryi…had something on his eye and told me to beware bares, wolfs and boys. Then I turned to my victim there wont be any witnesses its 7:30 in the morning and my daddy wouldn't let his little girl go to jail right?

But when I turned to my car Alice was already in the driver seat with my started ready to leave

I knocked the window, nobody drives my truck without my permission. Alice rolled down the window

"Yes do you need something?" she said with a big smile while I glared her

"What are you doing on MY truck?"

"Bella it's pretty obvious that I'm driving just get up." I just let it go for today I had worse things to think about like were to hide her body which brought me to the next question after I got to the passenger seat

"Mary Alice Cullen where is all my cloth?" she just smiled

"In Neverland darling were the lost kids can use them to do tents and scare pirates"

"Alice seriously where is it?"

Then she looked worried "haven't you ever seen peter pan? Well I'm gonna tell you just don't tell the pirates, it's the second star to the right ok?" I just let a loud groan and told myself it would probably be easier kill her tonight while she was sleeping. Then we stepped out of the house and well maybe just maybe Alice drives like a maniac so in our way I wondered if the reason she didn't had a car on here was that her license was suspended. We arrived to school in less than 15 minutes. Alice looked like she had been drugged that little energizer bunny from hell ugghhh.

She said "new record!" and after we 'safely parked at the school lot' which was COMPLETELY EMPTY! I got out of the car as soon as possible and threw myself to the ground to the unmoving ground and thanked God I was still alive after hurricane Alice after that I hugged my poor truck and whispered

"I won't let that maniac do that to you never again I promise"

"Bella stop being such a drama queen. Are you were really talking to your truck?" she said

"Annabeth is not just a truck Alice, Annabeth is THE truck and you are not touching her again. Capicci?" I said trying to look dangerous

"Fine it didn't happen anything to 'Annabeth' can I call her Beth?"

"Ok, Alice what are we doing here? The classes won't start for another hour"

My stomach started groaning, and I remembered that I was brutally forced out of my house with no food.

"Someone is hungry" Alice said and giggle and well I glared at her for millionth time this morning

"I AM hungry because someone came to my house at 6:00 am and took my out of my house on hour before school."

"Relax Bella everything is going to be fine we can go have breakfast in the cafeteria" she was right we entered the cafeteria and well there was no one to be seen just the lunch lady and all the food I could see.

"As a gift after being so 'rude to you' you can take whatever you want Bella" normally I wouldn't take this from her but I was hungry and she was the reason, but before I could take anything to eat Alice had already grabbed a bunch of things from granola bars to muffins etc. and had already paid for it and when I was ready to argue she stuffed a red apple into my mouth and said

"Go seat, this is the most important meal of the day" and then 'they' entered. Jasper looked like he was going insane and Edward had a panic look on his face that's when they saw us and started whispering after them Emmett and Rosalie entered. Emmett ran to us.

"Hey Ally, hey ducky" Emmett said. Did he just called me ducky? After that Alice went to talk to Rosalie, God knows about what. So it was time to ask my new friend?

"Sooo Emmett" I said with a smile

"Yes ducky?" he said

"Umm its swan anyways do you know what's going on there?" I said looking at Rosalie and Alice who glanced at us.

"It's the same, both are birds! And well yesterday I presented Rosie to Alice and Alice to Rosie and they just clicked."

"And do you have any idea of what are they are talking about right now?" I asked him but he was drooling over my muffin "Emmett you can have the muffin if you give me the information I want"

"Well I don't know ducky but being Rosie and Ally together it cant be good" he looked terrified before looking at me with puppy face as for asking 'Can I grab it? Can I grab it?'soo "Emmett grab the muffin" I said and sighed when we starred at them the turned to look at us or me and they both smirked.

"Ducky if I were you I would be really really scared" he said between bites

"Emmett it's swan!"

"So you want to be a fancy duck? It's ok ducky you can always fly" he said

"I'm not a fancy duck Emmett and no I can't fly, and for the last time my last name is swan" I said trying to make him understand

"Noo ducky don't say that all you need is faith, confidence and fairy dust! But you can always use your wings, we can rehearse afterschool if you want. Last summer I taught a couple of blue birds to fly they were near the house" then his voice turned a little quieter "but they didn't pass the last test so they didn't really approve the class" he looked a little disappointed.

I really had no idea of what to say, but all I had on my mind was Emmett with big blue paper wings attached to his arms teaching the poor little birds. "So what was the last test?" and my curiosity got the best from me.

"Ohh I threw them from the rooftop of our house so that they could try flying on their own" he was looking to space now as if remembering that day, but before I could answer the girls came back and the bell rang.

AN: So what do you think? Good? Bad? Crap? Please leave your opinios, doubts, or questions and review and review and review and yes we don't have a beta so if you know a really good one or if you are a really good one please contact us. Moment alice and bella have a sleep over and jasper and Edward too? What will happen? HAHAHA things lots of things a prank or two and lots of revenge ;)