Hello folks! We know, we know, send the cannibals after us for not updating sooner. Sorry, but we had serious writer's block. Like, a steel wall was in front of a brick wall covered in barbed wire covered in lemon (it didn't help that we live in different universes) and it was keeping us from writing these terrifically morbid parodies. But we shall make up for it by bestowing upon you the longest Rocky Horror song there is- that's right, everyone! We have officially finished the Science Fiction Double Feature parody! Huzzah! Now, before you read, it is necessary to understand that the first verse is a sort of story of how the group's first attempt at homicide goes. Also, the word "rabble" means general populous, and the word "macabre" is pronounced ma-cob and means creepy or eerie. The rest is for you to make your own assumptions (because the authoress, GyspyGirl5, was too lazy to come up with a story for her bit). Furthermore, we don't own Rocky Horror, but we would like to thank Richard O' Brien for needing to pay his rent. If he hadn't, then Rocky Horror wouldn't exist and neither would this parody. Life would be less fun. Anyway, enjoy the parody! Whether you like it or not… *ominous music comes from nowhere*
Michael Raney was ill, when we went in for the kill, once we told us, where he stands.
And Flash Gordon was there, but he was unprepared- he forgot to bring his knife and the brand.
Of course something went wrong; a gun went off like a song- we didn't know where the bullet would land.
Then at a deadly pace, it hit Mike in the face, we all freaked out and then we just ran.
Macabre and morbid, double murder,
Doctor X built an- evil creature.
See psychopaths fighting, Brad and Janet,
And Francis hides his, forbidden plans.
Wha- ah- ah- ah –ah- ah- oh,
At the late night, double murder, true crime show.
I broke Leo G. Carol, over a barrel when the rabble became very shrill.
And I nearly got shot, when I saw Janet Scott, fight a hit man that used poison to kill.
Daner Andrew said goons, gave him the runes, and stabbing them took lots of skill.
But when guns collide, said George Pal to his bride, it's gonna give us, some terrible thrills.
Macabre and morbid, double murder,
Doctor X built an- evil creature.
See psychopaths fighting, Brad and Janet,
And Francis hides his, forbidden plans.
Wha- ah- ah- ah –ah- ah- oh,
At the late night, double murder, true crime show.
By a real foe, wha- ah-ah-ah-ah-oh
At the late night, double murder, true crime show
I have to-go… * points in general direction of the exit and scrambles toward it* wha- ah-ah-ah-oh,
To the late night, double murder, true crime show
Gone to death row, wha-ah-ah-ah-oh,
at the late night, double murder, true-crime-show…
(Reprise)
Macabre and morbid, double murder,
Frank has mauled and killed the victims (OR an alternate line) Riff has stabbed and, killed Frank's creature,
Homicide has conquered, Brad and Janet,
The henchman gone to, a distant lair
Wha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh, at the late double murder, true crime show.
By a real foe, wha- ah-ah-ah-ah-oh
At the late night, double murder, true crime show
I have to-go… * points in general direction of the exit and scrambles toward it* wha- ah-ah-ah-oh,
To the late night, double murder, true crime show
Gone to death row, wha-ah-ah-ah-oh,
at the late night, double murder, true-crime-show…
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