Chapter 4

A/N: Hey everyone, I know its been a long time, so I won't take up any of your time, so with that, here is the new chapter of Mahora's Maelstrom.

Disclaimer: I do not Naruto or Mahou Sensei Negima.

As Naruto and the Headmaster walked down one of the many roads found on the grounds of Mahora Academy, Naruto couldn't help but be in awe of the massive size of the place. But who could blame him? He couldn't even compare it to villages in the Elemental Nations. It was more along the size of one of the actual nations, give or take a couple hundred miles.

'What is this place? Its huge, almost as big as Hi no Kuni!' thought Naruto, whose head was swiveling from left to right at speeds that had the Headmaster wondering when his neck would give out and let his head fall from his shoulders. In the Headmaster's opinion, it was quite a sight to behold; seeing a teenager, with the power to best most of his staff(all at once), acting like a 10 year old. Take away the whisker like marks on his cheeks, change his hair and eye color, and you have another Nagi.

"Uzumaki-san, would yo-" was as far as the Dean got.

"Just Naruto." interrupted the young blonde. "I'm not big on formalities." He didn't want to be rude to the old man by interrupting him, but he had to make this clear before they went any further.

"Ho ho! Very well, that's fine by me...Naruto-san?" replied the headmaster to the young man's request.

"Just Naruto; but if you must add a suffix, '-kun' is fine by me." The Headmaster raised an eyebrow at this. "Ho ho ho! As you wish Naruto-kun. I must admit though, I find it strange for you to allow someone of the same sex to call you by such an endearing term. I hope you don't bat for the other team. I know of at least one young lady that would be displeased to hear that."

Back at the World Tree, Mana sneezed.

"What! NO! Why would you even-! Ugh, never mind." yelled Naruto while raising his arms in an exasperated manner. "Its just that I'm used to it by now. Back home, a few friends, and some that weren't," said Naruto thinking of Orochimaru and Kabuto while shivering, "called me as such, so I honestly have no problem with it." finished Naruto while shrugging his shoulders while having his eyes closed.

"I see." said the headmaster suppressing a small chuckle at the teenagers earlier outburst. "I was just wondering. Now, as I was saying, would you like some clothes? Its pretty chilly out tonight."

It was now that it finally dawned on Naruto that the only thing keeping him from being completely naked were a pair of boxers that had seen better days. 'Damn, that girl really came close to hitting me with those?...whatever they were.'

"Sure old man, I'd like some clothes. Anything with some orange if it all possible." answered Naruto.

"Sorry Naruto-kun, all I have is suits, none of which are orange. I have black or white, which would you like?"

Naruto pouted at not getting his desired color before answering. "Black."

The Dean nodded before casting a small incantation that made a suit appear out of thin air.

'Woah! That was awesome! I've never seen any jutsu like that before.' thought Naruto, completely forgetting that Kami told him this world used magic and not chakra. Hey, just cause he gained the Saindaime's wisdom doesn't mean it will change Naruto from being an airhead over night. He quickly took the suit and put it on, finding that it fit him perfectly. Putting his kunai(which he had been holding on to this whole time), in one of his pockets, he turned to the Headmaster.

"Thanks old man, I really appreciate it. So how much further?"

"Not much." said the Headmaster while chuckling at Naruto's lack of respect. It sure was a change of pace. One that he found enjoyable.

'Ho ho! I can tell having him around is going to be quite entertaining!' thought the Dean with a small smile on his face. 'Maybe I can even set him up with Konoka? It would surely set my mind at ease, knowing someone like him is protecting her.' thought the elder Konoe, half joking. For indeed, it would be a load off of his mind, knowing his beloved granddaughter was in the hands of a young man that was capable of protecting her from harm. But those were thoughts best saved for another time, because right now, he was not completely sure he could trust this young man.

Yes, he had not killed any of his staff. Yes, he seemed trustworthy. But it could all also be a ploy for them to drop their guard; because just like how he seemed trustworthy and hadn't killed anybody, the fact that they didn't know anything about him, or his intentions, also held true. 'He could be trying to get information on something. Or someone?'

As the Headmaster was having these thoughts, Naruto was aware that there was a slight tension building between them. He also noticed something else.

"You don't trust me, do you old man?" asked Naruto without turning to face the Headmaster. Konoemon was caught off guard by the sudden question, but answered none the less. "Is it that obvious?"

"Not really. But to someone like me, its easy to pick up on such things." replied Naruto in a somber tone and a far away look. A complete one-eighty from his exuberant attitude not a minute ago. "What do you mean someone like you?" asked the Dean, intrigued by his sudden change in emotion. "That doesn't matter. Now please, answer the question."

The Headmaster took a moment to collect his thoughts. Taking a deep breath, he answered, "No Naruto, I don't trust you." said the Headmaster, dropping the suffix from Naruto's name. "Not completely anyways, but can you blame me? You showed up out of nowhere and defeated three-fourths of my staff. Albeit, you didn't kill any of them, but that was just one step forward after having taken five steps back. I'm sorry if this offends-"

"Eh, ehehe, ahaHAHA!" Naruto's laughter interrupted the old man. "Don't worry, I'm not offended. As a matter of fact, you just earned my respect, for whatever that's worth." said Naruto with a grin that stretched from ear to ear.

Now, the Dean was not a dumb person by any definition of the word; far from it actually. He was a dean for Kami's sake! He's meant to be an intelligent person, but what Naruto just said completely dumbfounded him. " Not that I'm complaining or anything Naruto, but why are you not offended?" And he meant that, he was really, REALLY happy he hadn't offended someone as strong as Naruto; the last thing he wanted was a fight to break out. He wasn't sure he could defeat Naruto without suffering some sort of serious(possibly fatal) injury, if he could even defeat him at all.

However, he was not expecting the reply given to him.

"Because I'd be disappointed if you actually did trust me." answered Naruto, the smile never leaving his face.

"Elaborate please." the Dean responded immediately.

"sigh Its because, and correct me if I'm mistaken, you're the leader of this place, right?" At this, the Headmaster nodded, wondering where the blonde powerhouse was going with this. "And as such, it is your duty to protect your subordinates. Therefore, it is also your job to be weary of anyone who enters your territory. In my case especially, considering how I got here."

The Headmaster could not help but nod, seeing no fault in his logic so far(although he did wonder about Naruto's choice in words). He did however, have to fight down the urge to question the blonde on how he had arrived. Figuring he'd get around to asking him later, he let Naruto continue.

"Any good leader would be suspicious about someone they didn't know in their territory, regardless of how the person seems. I've known people who look like they couldn't possibly pose any sort of threat, only to discover they were incredible people capable of many great things, or in some cases, evil things." said Naruto, finding himself once again thinking of Orochimaru's apprentice, as well as Rock Lee. "So if you did trust me right away, it would be a failure on your part as leader. Don't get me wrong, I'm not insinuating I'm here to do some damage or that you shouldn't trust me. I'm just stating that as a leader, you made the right call. As for gaining my respect: from what I can tell, all of your subordinates seem to respect you, which is no small feat. Add on to that the fact that it was my dream to be leader of my village, and well...I'll let you do the math."

The Dean was left speechless. He, Konoe Konoemon, chief of the Kanto Magic Association, Headmaster of Mahora Academy!...was left speechless. Yes, he was relieved that Naruto was sensible enough to not take offense to his earlier statement. But he was in no way prepared to have this teenager give such a wise and well thought out answer to such a simple question.

'Uzumaki Naruto. You become more intriguing by the minute.' thought the Dean before snapping back to the real world. "Ho! Good answer Naruto. And I hope it pleases you to know that, even if just a little, you have gained some of my trust. But you have gaine-no, you have EARNED my respect." said the Headmaster with a smile.

"Thanks old man, I'm happy to hear it!" replied Naruto.

"Ho ho! Your welcome Naruto-kun." said the Headmaster, accepting Naruto's thanks. "Now come on, we're almost there. Let's get inside and I can explain to you what magic is while we wait for the others to arrive." As the Dean lead Naruto into the building, he didn't notice when Naruto threw and lodged his kunai in the side of the building.

'Can't be too careful, I may be walking into an ambush.' were Naruto's last thoughts before heading after the Headmaster.

-Mahora's Maelstrom-

At the World Tree

While Naruto and the Headmaster were having their conversation; Mana, Takahata, and Toko were having one of their own.

"I can't believe he was that strong." spoke the currently smoking Takahata, more to himself than anybody else, although he was still heard. He and his two female companions had managed to wake up all the teachers and students that were knocked unconscious and sent them on their way. Those that needed medical attention were escorted to Shizuna's office by Akashi. They were currently heading towards the Dean's office to try and find out more about this mysterious, and powerful, intruder.

"Yes he is, stronger than me at least. But I'm sure that if weren't for the fact that you had to hold back your power or risk hurting those that were unconscious, you could have beaten him. Right sensei?" asked Mana, giving a sideways glance to Takahata. She hated to admit it, but that blonde had shown her a level of power she thought was only attainable by the likes of Nagi Springfield or Jack Rakan, back when they were first making a name for themselves. She never would have guessed there was a boy around her age that could reach that level. 'But how! How did he get so strong? Or is that I am just really that weak?'

"Don't fool yourself Tatsumiya-san," said Toko, pulling Mana from her thoughts. "Takahata-san was giving it his all." she continued, shocking the young mercenary. Mana whipped around to look at her former homeroom teacher, not believing what she was hearing. Takahata could only nod, a defeated look on his face. "No way..." whispered Mana.

"I hate to admit it, but if that fight would have gone on any longer; if Toko-san and Kataragi-san hadn't interrupted, it would have been only a matter of seconds before he overpowered me. sigh He truly is a frightening individual."

Mana was speechless. Her sensei, the man she acknowledged as one of the most powerful men on this earth, had just confirmed that a mere teenager had soundly beaten him.

"But sensei, I thought you were as strong as Nagi-san? You said so yourself!" yelled Mana, trying to comprehend how all this was possible.

"If you remember correctly Mana-kun, you'll remember that I said I am currently as strong as Nagi was during the war. That young man was at least as strong, if not stronger than Nagi was after the war ended. Also, I feel like he was holding something back; almost as if though he had more power. That, is what really concerns me!" said Takamichi. It was said with such conviction that it left no doubt in the others minds that what he was saying was true.

Mana was silent for a moment, clenching her hands as they walked towards the Headmaster's office. It was after several seconds that Toko decided to add her own observations. "He was also toying with us. It was clear to me that he has some experience in battle. He could have easily taken a hostage but didn't. Also, the tactics he displayed were brilliant, although very foolish as well."

"What do you mean Toko-sensei?" asked Mana.

Even though it didn't seem like it, Takahata was also paying attention. He knew he was stronger than Toko, even if he didn't brag about it. But he also knew that she was a better tactician than he was; which was one of the reasons he always found it difficult beating her in their spars.

"Think about when he was facing you and Gandolfini." Replied Toko, deciding to use the girls own experience with the blonde as an example. "As you were both firing at him, he ran up the World Tree's trunk then jumped off to get a clear shot at you both while also evading your bullets. This shows he has the capability to come up with good tactics as well as the ability to think in the heat of battle. How many people do you know that could be put into that situation and stay calm enough to come up with a good counter to their predicament."

This made both Mana and Takahata think. She made valid reasons; anyone else, including Mana herself, would have been too busy dodging the bullets of not one, but two gunmen to try and come up any ideas.

"Plus there was his scar as well." continued Toko.

At this Mana looked surprised. However, Takahata spoke before she could voice her question.

"So you saw it as well?"

"Of course. It was hard to see it from a distance, especially in the dark, but once you're up close its pretty difficult to miss." answered Toko. "A scar like that is not something one would find on an ordinary person. He has to have at least seen some battle to get that scar. What concerns me the most, is the fact that it looked old, too old for someone of his age to have. At most, that boy looked to be 18 years old; meaning he got that scar when he was at least 11, maybe 12. That fact alone-"

At this point, Mana was tired of being left in the dark. "What scar?" she asked, a little bit of the annoyance she felt from being ignored bleeding into her voice.

The two teachers were perplexed by the sudden tone of her voice but answered all the same. "The one on his chest right next to his heart. It was the size of a fist." answered Takamichi. He started rubbing his chin, as if recalling something. "And if I'm not mistaken, he had a matching one on his back. I'm pretty sure I don't have to tell you what that means." he said finished in a serious tone.

Mana was both shocked and appalled. 'That means that whatever caused it went clean through. And they said it was right next to his heart. How is he still alive?'

"Precisely," said Toko. "I have no doubt that had he wanted to, he would have, and could have, killed us all." said Toko. As she finished her statement, the three withdrew into their own thoughts, each one thinking the same thing, 'He's a monster.'

They had no idea how right, and wrong, they were.

After a few more minutes of walking, the trio finally came upon the building that led to the Headmaster's office. "Alright, lets head inside and see if Konoe-sama has been able to get any answers out of him." The two females nodded and followed their male companion inside, neither noticing the familiar looking kunai embedded right above them.

-Mahora's Maelstrom-

In The Dean's Office

"Wait. So your telling me that this stuff called magic, or as some call it, mana, is what is primarily used for fighting around here?" asked a somewhat confused Naruto. During his conversation with the Headmaster, he had explained the principles of chakra in exchange for finding out about the world he was currently in. And he's gotta say, he had never been so thankful to his beloved Jiji in his life. Why? Simple. If it weren't for the Sandaime giving him his wisdom, i.e. giving him the ability to understand and comprehend things better, the Dean would have lost Naruto from the get go. Especially when started going into things like school and technology. Naruto could not understand why people could be so barbaric as to force children to go to school for not only six days a week; but they have to do it for at least twelve years. IT WAS INHUMANE!

Now they had finally gotten to the secret world of magic.

"That's right Naruto-kun. Although its not the only thing used; some people of this world use something called ki." replied the Dean, further adding to Naruto's growing headache. "Ki is a power derived from ones physical energy. While mana is a power derived from ones spiritual energy. In a way its similar to your chakra."

"Yea, I guess you're right. But if you guys can do all these things, why not just mix the two together? It would make things so much easier, and more powerful. Hell, why don't you guys just reveal all this to the world for that matter!" questioned Naruto.

"sighNaruto-kun, things aren't that simple."

"Why not? Imagine all the good you could do if you didn't have to hide your magic from everyone." questioned Naruto.

"Let me put it in a way you could understand. From my understanding of what you've told me, your world's people lived with this...chakra, ever since they could remember, correct?" Naruto nodded his head, signaling the Dean to continue. "Not to mention your worlds population was smaller than ours." Again, Naruto just nodded.

"Now, imagine if the people from my world found out about magic; something they believed was pure fantasy since the days of their childhood. What do you think their reaction would be?"

"Mass panic, chaos, anger. Hatred." answered Naruto, once again with that sad far away look. The Dean was surprised with his intuition. However, he was also surprised by the teens sudden mood change.

'He has that look again. Something happened to him, but what?' pondered the Dean.

"Precisely. So I'm sure you can understand why it is very important that no one finds out about the magical world."

Naruto, for what seemed like the hundredth time, nodded his head.

"I know what you mean old man. Its like someone once told me, humans as individuals are capable of great things; but people, in a crowd, as a group, are blind to reason." The Headmaster couldn't help agree with the blonde. But that look in his eyes was still there, disturbing the elder for reasons unknown.

Yet, before the conversation could continue any further, there was a knock on the door.

"Enter." called out the Headmaster.

Soon after the door swung open revealing Mana, Toko, and Takahata.

"Good evening Headmaster, I hope we're not intruding." said Takahata as he and his companions entered the office.

"Ho ho, not at all Takamichi, as a matter of fact, I was waiting for you. Though I wasn't expecting Mana-san and Toko-san to come along." said the Headmaster with his ever present smile.

"Forgive us Headmaster, we were just curious is all. We will leave at once." Toko said immediately.

"Ho ho ho, its quite alright Toko-san, I was just surprised. There's no need for either of you to leave."

Toko simply bowed, showing her appreciation. The Dean accepted the thanks before turning to face Naruto once again.

"Naruto-kun," said the Dean, causing those in the room to raise their eyebrows at the suffix used, "these two are my employees. The man in the white suit is-"

"I know who they are." interrupted Naruto, surprising everyone in the room with the fact that he knew the two teachers.

"How do you know them Naruto-kun?" questioned the Headmaster, all mirth lost from his voice. 'Maybe he really is a spy. Takamichi I can understand him knowing, he is quite famous. But Toko is-'

"Of course I know who they are, I fought them earlier. He's Glasses, and she's the scary onee-chan with the sword, right?" answered Naruto.

Everyone in the office sweat dropped at his nicknames for them.

"Ho ho ho, is that what you call them Naruto-kun?" asked the Dean, with some of the playfulness he is known for returning to his voice. "Well, as amusing as those nicknames are, those aren't their actual names. He is Takahata Takamichi, and she is Kuzunoha Toko." corrected the Headmaster.

Naruto smiled sheepishly and scratched the back of his head. "Oh, haha, I knew that."

"Ho ho, I'm sure you did Naruto-kun." responded the Headmaster. "And lastly, this is one of this Academy's many students, Tatsumiya Mana." Mana sent a glare Naruto's way while Naruto simply blushed.

'Ho ho ho, what's this? It seems something has already happened between these two.'

"Um, Tatsumiya-san, I'm sorry for what happened earlier. I never meant for that to happen." Naruto apologized, trying to save himself the beating that he was sure was coming.

However, he was surprised when Mana simply hmph'ed, and turned away from him. "Save your apologies. I don't gain anything from them."

Those in the office who knew Mana were shocked by her attitude. They had never seen her act so indifferent towards someone without good reason. Sure, she would act that way towards clients she didn't know; but that was only because she tried to not let any emotions cloud her judgment when on the job. Knowing all these things about her made them silently ask themselves:

'What the hell did he do to her?'

Naruto on the other hand was experiencing a multitude of different emotions. He was relieved because she didn't hit him; surprised at her indifference towards the whole situation; and slightly disappointed that he was unable to get her to forgive him.

"Listen Tatsumiya-san," started Naruto, trying to be as respectful as possible, "I know a simple apology won't be enough to make up for what I did; but I promise you, if there's anything, anything at all that I can do to have you forgive me, please don't be afraid to ask. Ok?"

"Fine, then pay me a thousand American dollars." quickly replied Mana. Again the adults in the room sweat dropped, this time at Mana's antics. However Naruto was simply looking at her in a confused manner.

"Pay you? In 'American' dollars? Is that some form of currency?"

"Yes you blonde idiot, now pay me. Or do you not have the money?" snapped Mana.

"I actually have no money. The only thing I have is this suit, and even this is borrowed, compliments of the old man." responded Naruto.

"Fine, in that case you'll owe me a favor, and you better not forget because I'll be sure to collect." said Mana.

"Hai hai, that I can do." Naruto said with a smile that made Mana blush slightly; almost causing her to collect on that favor that very night.

"Ho ho, great. Now that we have that out of the way, do you two mind explaining to the rest of us what it is that caused all of these...negotiations." inquired the Headmaster. And once again, both Naruto and Mana blushed.

"Don't worry about it old man. Can we just get on to what you wanted to ask me now that everyone's here." pleaded Naruto.

The Headmaster agreed, although hesitantly. He found it very amusing how easy it was to fluster one of the strongest people he'd ever met.

"Ho, very well then." Agreed the Headmaster. "Now, Naruto, what I, and I'm sure the rest, would like to know is, how did you get here? As well as what that powerful energy was that you used to get here." The other occupants in the room nodded, also wishing to know the answers to those questions.

Naruto's shoulders dropped a little, "sigh You wouldn't believe me if I told you."

"Humor us Naruto-kun." said the Headmaster.

"I came from the heavens, and that power was Kami-sama's spell that she, cast, on me to get me here." answered Naruto.

The room was silent. It was so silent, everyone could here the crickets outside. AND THEY WERE ON THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING!

"You can't be serious." said Toko, seeing as she was the first to get her senses back. "You honestly expect us to believe that KAMI sent you here? From the HEAVENS? That would mean you had to have...died." replied Toko, finishing in a whisper.

"Believe what you will, but I'm not lying. As for me dieing, well, yea, I kinda did."

"What do you mean, 'kinda' ?" asked Takahata.

"Ok, I Did die. But Kami told me she was willing to give me another chance at life, just not in my own world."

At this point, the staff and student of Mahora Academy had quite a few things to process.

'Kami is a she? And what does he mean he's from a different world? Is he from the old country? And just why did Kami see fit to grace him with another chance at life?'

"Hm, Naruto-kun, if you don't mind my asking, why did Kami give you a second chance?" asked the Headmaster.

"Oh! She said I was suppose to help some hero that was gonna have his hands full. Speaking of which, she never told me his name...or what he looked like." said Naruto, cupping his chin in one hand and holding his elbow with the other. "But I guess I'll find him eventually!" finished Naruto with a smile, his exuberance coming back full force.

The others in the room knew of only one person that fit the description of who he was looking for. And they would be the first to admit, he definitely needed help(especially with his class). But they also wondered, could they trust him(Naruto), with helping Negi. Sure, he seemed like an alright person, yet that didn't help the fact that at the moment, he sounded like a crazy person. I mean, come on! Did he really expect them to believe that he was sent by Kami herself to help them!

"Naruto-san," spoke Takahata, missing the twitch of Naruto's eye. "we know exactly who it is you're looking for."

Naruto was ecstatic, this meant he didn't have to go around looking for this mysterious person.

"But we can't simply allow you to interact with this person." continued Takahata, causing Naruto to immediately deflate. "Especially when we know nothing about you. Please understand, you may have good intentions, but you can't expect us to simply take you at your word."

Naruto, although disappointed, had to admit that they had a good point. "Yeah, I guess you're right; but its my mission to help this guy. Its the whole reason Kami sent me here! So tell me, what can I do to prove to you that I'm not some villain here to start trouble." pleaded Naruto.

Say what you will about Naruto, but no one could question his resolve when it came to completing a mission(especially when the mission came from Kami herself).

-Mahora's Maelstrom-

As time slowly passed by, Naruto grew more impatient with every tick of the clock's hand. His hosts' had been silently sitting in the room for the past fifteen minutes, thinking of ways for Naruto to, for lack of a better word, prove himself. Of course, Naruto being Naruto was slowly losing his already short patience. It was only a matter of time before he-

"DAMN IT! Isn't there some spell you guys can cast to speed things along! Like some magical fire that will burn me if I'm lying! Kami, all this waiting is starting to drive me nuts."

...exploded.

As Naruto continued to mumble to himself about mage's and their lack of spells and creativity, an idea suddenly struck the Headmaster.

"Naruto-kun, are you serious about doing anything to prove yourself." asked the Headmaster in a serious tone that surprised Naruto, although he hid it well.

"Sure, as long as it doesn't involve me dieing, why not." Naruto answered nonchalantly.

"Then, would you be willing to show us your past...all of it." inquired the Headmaster, causing a few eyebrows to be raised(by his subordinates), before they realized what he meant. All heads turned to Naruto; and immediately they knew something was wrong.

Although they had just met the blonde, they already had a basic idea about what kind of personality he had: childish, care free, fun loving. So when they saw his face, or more specifically, his eyes; they knew they had struck a nerve. The usual bright look he seemed to always have, was gone. It was replaced by a hard stare that looked unnatural on his face. Everyone was surprised by his sudden mood change. He didn't even look this serious while he was fighting.

"What do you mean? And what will knowing my past prove?" Naruto spoke with a coldness in his voice that sent shivers down their spines. What could he be hiding that would cause the normally goofy blonde to become unbelievably serious.

"Naruto-kun, there is a spell that will allow us to access your memories. It could help us understand what kind of man you are." retorted the Headmaster.

"Quite honestly, I feel uncomfortable talking about my past; much less showing it to someone." answered Naruto. His head was down with his hair covering his eyes. "Please, there has to be another way."

Everyone could hear the pleading in his voice. It was strange to hear such a strong individual sound so fragile; it made them want to know all the more about his past. However, none of them were willing to press the matter.

Except for one.

"Naruto-san, if you allow us to witness you memories, you can consider your debt to me cleared." spoke one Tatsumiya Mana.

The staff were surprised to see her cash in her favor where there was no monetary gain for her, but they would not voice their thoughts. This may be the only way to have the blonde open up to them.

"Fine. Do whatever you want." said Naruto without raising his head. The hollowness in his voice caused them all to feel guilty. So guilty in fact, that they almost didn't want to do it; but in the end, their curiosity won out.

"Ok Naruto-kun, here is what I need you to do."

xxX Chapter End Xxx

Hey everyone, hope you enjoyed the chapter. Now, I know what some of you are thinking: A) "Great, another cliffhanger!" or B) "That's it! That was so short! You made us wait 3 FUCKING MONTHS and this is all you gave us! You are such an asshole!"

Well, all I have to say is: A) "Its not really a cliffhanger. I'm not going to show Naruto's past...not yet anyways." and B) "FUCK YOU YOU BUNCH OF ASSHOLES, I UPDATED, ISN'T THAT ENOUGH!"

Now I know I took forever to update, but to be fair, I did warn you all that I would be like this so... yeah. Anyways, I promise you that should this ever happen again, I will be sure to make up a really good excuse! Scouts honor.

Until next time, Ja ne!