The Taxi Ride


Larry knew there was a prostitute behind the side door in Lefty's bar, but he wanted protection before he would go and sell himself for sex, so he went outside and called for a cab. The driver asked him "Where to, buddy?" He said, "The convenience store, the Quick-E-Mart."

The driver gave him a ride to said store, during which Larry did his best to hold his breath in this stinking taxicab, which was filthy beyond recognition. It wasn't easy, for sure.

When they finally arrived, Larry paid the appropriate price for the ride and got out, grateful to get out of there with his sense of smell intact!