I DON"T OWN NARUTO!!! MUST I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS!!??

Recap:

"Make him shut up………..and I'll put you down" said Gaara

"Ok, go get some ramen, some bourbon chicken, some—"Shakran announced a long list of food as Gaara stared at him amazed and Daisuke continued to swear.

"Is that it?……please tell me that is it…." Said Gaara.

"Yup."

"Ok" Gaara left and returned 3 minutes later with a ton of food levitating on some sand

"Now, put it in front of him, and makes sure he sees it. Slowly……step….away…" ordered Shakran. Gaara did as he said, and watched as Daisuke gave him a menacing look as he came closer, then a gleam shone in his eye as he saw the food.

"Now what?" asked Gaara

"Let us go" said Shakran. The sand slowly retreated and Hane slammed into the ground

"OW!!" he said. Then the sand released Shakran, who landed on his hands and pushed himself up.

"Thank you….."

"No problem…." Replied Gaara. Then, slowly, carefully, the sand receded around Daisuke, who, as soon as he hit the ground, rushed to the food and ripped it apart so crazily it made Gaara cringe

"You'll get used to it….." said Hane. It was about then that Hane and Shakran realized that they were ACTUALLY in the world of Naruto, they had just fallen roughly 700 meters, and that they were talking to Gaara of the Sand. They fainted.

NOW:

When Shakran woke up, Hane was still on the floor, and Daisuke was still eating, and Gaara was standing there with his arms crossed.

"How long was I out?" asked Shakran

"Ambmam mhmgmrm sngmmehfrr" said Daisuke

"What?" asked a puzzled Shakran

"About 30 seconds………" said Gaara.

"Oh good….." said Shakran "Not very long…" suddenly, they heard a noise. Shakran listened closer

"Why, you little-"said a voice, followed by two loud thuds

"Uh oh…..that sounds like Kankuro…..that moron…" said Gaara. He turned to Shakran and said "I'm sorry, but I have to go kick the tar out of my miserable brother…………."

"Please do…thanks for your help." Said Shakran

"Don't mention it." Replied Gaara "Just don't go falling from the sky again anytime soon, I may not be around" Gaara turned and began walking away

"Hey wait, Gaara, can you point me in the direction of the Hokage's House?" asked Shakran. Gaara threw him a piece of paper.

"That is the map of this village. Have fun……." Said Gaara, and he disappeared in a swirl of sand. Shakran looked at the map and got his bearings. Then began walking.

"Hey Daisuke, I'm going to look for someone. Stay here and make sure Hane doesn't do anything stupid when he wakes up for me, ok?"

"rmrmm" Daisuke nodded, then resumed his buffet as Shakran began walking to a certain place…..

5 minutes later…..

"KATON: HOUSENKA NO JUTSU!!"

"FUTAGOZA NO JUTSU!!"

Shakran was turned from his path and started running to where he heard the noises from, then was blasted backwards by a surge of fire and electricity.

"Ouch…." He said, rubbing his sides. He got up and began walking to the now burning clearing, and saw two burned bodies. "Nice….if you're going to fight, you shouldn't waste yourself while doing it… (Sigh)… I am in the world of Naruto, yet I could easily be annihilated by even the weakest person here…." He turned to leave, and one of the Ninja groaned.

"Unnnhhhhhh…." Shakran turned around, and saw one of the Ninja stir.

"Uh oh……" He said. He looked at the Ninja and thought 'I should probably help the guy, but I don't know if he'll kill me or thank me……' after pondering this for a moment, he walked over and slowly hoisted the injured Ninja onto his shoulders.

"Oomph……What the Hell is in these jackets anyway!!? Bricks??" He looked into the jacket of the Ninja, and two black things fell on his feet "DAMMIT!! OWOWOWOWOW!!! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING RETARD NINJA CARRIES WEIGHTS IN HIS VEST!?!?!?OOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" He screamed. He set the Ninja down and removed the weights off his feet.

"Uuunnnnnhhhh…….." moaned the ninja

"Good job you RETARD!! Now you AND I need a medic nin. Smmmoooooottthhh… Well, I guess there isn't much left for me to do but wait for you to wake up……."

Shakran dragged himself over to the body of the other Ninja and began looking through his stuff, and found an odd scroll that he began to read

To Lord Raikage…

We are almost prepared to attack. Just give the Order. Also, the "artifact" has been located. We are currently in the process of acquiring the "artifact"………

"What is this?……" Shakran whispered.

Back At Daisuke and Hane

Hane woke up about the same time that Shakran found the two ninja. He looked around him and suddenly jumped up

"WOOTNESSSPICYSEXYAWESEOMENESS! I'M IN NARUTO!! YES!!!" He continued to dance around as Daisuke continued to eat, thinking

'Man, he really IS like Naruto……'

Unknown to both of them, someone was watching from behind the trees, someone who really, really wanted to kick the asses of both of these wackos….

HAHAHA!! S'RIGHT BITCHES!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WAIT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! (Don't get pissed off and piss your pants, I'll update very soon.) TILL THEN, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! (MAKE SURE YOU READ & REVIEW!!! )