Chapter 4

We pulled up to my parent's cottage a short while later and by then I had Stanky Legg stuck in my head. I hoped that Jake remembered to sing You Look Better When I'm Drunk in his head.

That would irritate him to death.

Just like I do because I think It's really funny to irritate him. (But only when he's in a good mood. If he's not, it's not funny) I'll use words like: "Swagger", "Jacked up", and "that was dope". I think he knows I do that just to irritate him, though.

When we were walking up to the door, it opened immediately and my dad answered.

"Hey we need –" I started

"Nessie and I are getting married" Jake blurted out.

My dad froze.

I "told" him:

Again? I was gonna get him in a really good mood and then tell him.

"Sorry" he mouthed back

I just smiled back so he could know for sure I wasn't mad at him. I can't really even remember a time when I saw really mad at Jake and not just really frustrated with him.

We went inside and sat down on the couch. By that time my mom was downstairs acting happy but I knew she really wasn't. She was always worried about Jake loosing control of his anger and hurting me but I knew he would never ever do such a thing.

But, before I could hardly even blink, my dad had Jacob pinned up against the wall. I gasped but couldn't manage to get out more than just," DAD!"

He turned around quickly to look at me with a forgiving face. Once my dad let go of Jacob I ran over to him to see if he was okay.

Of course, he was.

Jacob was always okay.

"I'm sorry, Nessie," my dad said, "that I don't want you to marry Jacob but I can see that there is no stopping you so I guess I have to give you my blessing. I don't want you running off to Vegas and marrying him."

"Thanks so much. If I got married in Vegas, Alice would freak." I said, smiling.

"Congrats" my mom said hugging Jacob and me a little bit.

"Let me talk to you for a second, Jacob" my dad said

They went upstairs.

Jacob

"Yeah?" I said

"She's the only daughter I have and ever will have, you do realize that right?"

"Of course. But I would never hurt her."

"But if you do anything to her that will cause her pain I WILL turn you into a vampire, let you suffer, when you are turned into a vampire I will have you held back with human blood in front of you but not let you drink it and after a week, I'll rip all your fingers off one by one then all your toes off one by one then your arms then your legs then finally your head and I will burn you." Edward said harshly.

I know that's what he would do. That's what I would want him to do if I ever hurt Nessie. But I knew I never ever would.

Never.

Of course he shuffled through all my thoughts (thank god - so I should leave) and let me go. Finally.

Nessie

When Jake came downstairs we headed strait to La Push to tell every one else.

Just about all of them were pretty happy.

Except for Leah.

Leah isn't happy about much.

Poor Leah.