Nana had been an unforeseen drain on his life that quite frankly, he doubted he could ever be ready for. It wasn't just that she was just suddenly there, it was the fact that she was basically always just randomly going to be there. If this morning was any indication there was a chance the teleportation thing was just going to kind of happen.
With a sigh, Izuku lathered his hair once more. He wasn't even in the shower to actually wash, he was just in here to think. And trying really hard not to think about what Nana was telling his classmates. She probably wasn't lying, but she tended to say really weird and blunt stuff.
Was she telling them about One for All?
Hopefully not. She was smart, it just depended on what exactly All Might and Gran Torino told her last night. He really shouldn't be worrying about that, chances are Nana was eating some food and saying something embarrassing like-
"Hey, nice penis."
Like that.
"Thanks." He muttered opening his eyes to see Nana standing there in his shower. She was getting splashed on by his shower while wearing the shirt and shorts she had borrowed from him early that morning. The white fabric quickly became translucent on her right side, exposing just the slightest bit of the pink from her nipple.
"What's it look like hard?" Nana asked not really bothering to explain why she was there, or even to look at anything other than his penis. She took a loud crunchy bite of her apple. And smiled at him. "Can I touch it."
His hands went down to cover himself as reality set in. "What are you doing here?"
"Admiring the view." Another loud crunch and the apple was finished, she turned saw a trash can that was for paper towels and lobbed the apple core into it. "And since I'm here I might as well take a shower, wanna wash my boobs?"
"What? No! I mean. Fuck. Why are you here?" Crap, he was getting hard, why was it that one of them was naked whenever Nana was around? And why was he complaining? Didn't he get over his fear of incredibly forward women?
"Oh, well, I was talking to the girls, and explaining to them that I just kind of appeared, and I mentioned that I could summon you and the pink haired one."
"Mina?"
"Yea that one said that I should try to summon you while you were showering because she wanted to see you naked. The others agreed and I thought it would be funny, and I wanted to see you naked too, so I figured why not." she shrugged, pulling up his shirt and tossing it to the side, setting her large handfuls free. "Looks like I got summoned instead, really need to work on the whole teleporting thing, especially if we're going to be using it in a fight or something."
He stared at her well-defined figure and bust for far longer than he would have cared to admit before he shook his head trying to clear his thoughts. It lasted for all of about two seconds before his body reminded him that he was still a teenager and that there was a drop dead gorgeous naked girl in the stall with him.
"Are you normally this forward?" He managed to ask. "I mean, you keep flirting with me, and I don't think I'm really your type or anything like that. So, why are you doing this?"
Nana smiled, and then frowned. "Not my type? I don't even know what my type was, or even is. I had a kid, not even Sora knows who that kid's father is, but I'm also not really that Nana. There's a lot missing, but I'm still me and stuff."
She blinked, finally tearing her eyes off his crotch and looking him in the face. "That sounds really weird, but I've been thinking about who exactly I am really hard. And I'm fairly certain that I'd think you were cute and totally my type even if we didn't have this whole quirk soup thing going on."
"You would?" He blinked, now more cold than nervous as Nana took the hot water stream directly from him.
"Yep! Besides, if I'm going to be just randomly appearing in your bed and you're going to be groping me when we sleep, we might as well just see if something happens." She ran her hair through the shower and pulled off his shorts with relative ease leaving her completely naked. The sheer casualness of her nudity combined with the fact that she was a relentless flirt was starting to put him at ease.
That or he was just becoming numb to the whole thing.
"What if it doesn't work out?" Wait. Was he really considering this. His penis said yes. Brain was still trying to figure out how exactly she came back from the dead. Heart. Heart was saying why not.
Nana hummed tapping her lip and frowned at for a second. "Well, are you an asshole?"
"I don't think so."
"Then we should be good. If it doesn't work out we can talk about it until it does work. At least until we find a way for us to spend more than two hours apart from each other before we just kind of appear next to the other person." She snorted smiling at him, then her eyes went south. "Ohhh, so that's what it looks like hard. Nice."
He looked down. Yep, fully erect, and completely uncovered.
"So, uhh, what now?" His voice cracked as he forced his hands to the side. "I mean, I've never really had a girlfriend or anything even remotely serious like that. So, I wouldn't even know where to start."
"Well, we can either do things the slow way, where we just kind of start getting a feel for each other with dates and stuff. The slightly faster way where we kiss right now and see if there's something there, or we can do things the really fast way and you can put your penis inside of me." She flashed her smile and laughed at him. "Sorry, I think I have dick on the brain. Specifically yours but you know. I'll let you decide."
"What, why do I have to choose?"
"If we're going to be in a relationship you're going to have to learn to deal with me being indecisive and then not liking when you choose." She turned to him smiling and all but posing in the nude. "Well, what choice?"
Penis said C.
He bit his lip and considered things. "The slow route really hasn't worked out for me. And while I do think you're really attractive, I don't think having sex in a public shower is a good idea."
"Ooooh, good point." Nana smiled and took a step closer to him. "A kiss it is."
Despite seeing it coming, the kiss nearly knocked him out.
It felt like One for All was coursing between them, sending sparks of raw energy to dance along his fingers. It was a simple lip to lip kiss, it was far too pure to ever be considered making out and it was overall to sudden.
"Well then," Nana all but purred as she pulled away smiling, one hand on his chest while the other was barely hiding her smile. "I think you made the right choice."
"Yea," he blinked sighing. Maybe he really should just stop resisting and let things happen. "I umm, I'll go get you some clothes, then we can uh, figure out more about this quirk thing."
"Sounds good." she pressed a finger to his nose. "Boop."
XXXX
There were several unique aspects about her currently being alive.
The first being that she basically had a leash. Sure, it was one that she could easily pull on and just end up dragging Izuku along with her if she went somewhere, but by default, he was the base. Which was weird because she always thought that she would be the dom.
And by always she meant ever since this morning.
And now Izuku's penis was on her mind again.
Dammit, now was not the time.
"Sloppy!" Sora sneered at her as he dodged her attack before popping her on the nose with his gloved fist. "Have you forgotten all your fighting skills?"
"Yes! I don't even know how to do algebra!" She held up both her arms and tried to smash him to the ground. But he was too quick. It was like a small, very annoying fly that had gotten supercharged by concentrated coffee. Naturally, she missed. "I do remember how annoying you are."
"And I'd forgotten how stupid you are!" Why was the ancient old man acting like he was a kid with her?
She had an excuse. She was immature.
She pulled off her shoe and threw it at him. Even if he hadn't dodged it would have missed anyways.
"Why aren't you using One for All? I thought you said you could use it!"
"I can, but it's like using a power tool. I don't know how to use it properly so I'm a danger to myself and others!"
"That's why we're fighting so you can figure it out again! Only this time we'll do it better so you don't die again!"
"So that's why you're trying to kill me?"
"Yes!"
She growled and looked over to Izuku who was talking with that blonde haired guy that swore a lot. Toshinori was standing off to the side looking at all of them with a smile on his face a small rodent in a suit stood next to him. Nezu or something. He was cute. Like a stuffed animal.
"Can, I at least ask someone else for advice first?"
"A good idea." Toshinori stuck out his chest as he walked forward. A pleasant smile on his face. "I might be able to give you some-"
"Actually All Might," Izuku said, jogging over to her, his face flushed when their eyes met but it lasted for a few seconds. "Why don't you let me help Nana, she's more like me than you."
"Oh, well. You may have a point there Young Midoriya." She could all but see the disappointment in the man's voice. She should ask him for some life advice later. Old people liked that stuff right?
AN: Nice Penis.
