What Time Is It?

Summary:The Doctor Takes the Tardis and Rory and Amy to the Land of Ooo to meet his friends Finn and Jake. Now guess how long it takes for a monster to attack, these two.

Disclaimer: I do not own Adventure Time it is a creation of Penn Ward and Cartoon Network and Doctor Who belongs to the BBC. I also don't own the song or lyrics I feel Pretty


Chapter Four: I Feel Pretty

After a few minutes of hoping that they would return Amy and Lady gave up deciding to head back to the castle. Amy was hoping since they didn't see the Doctor go out with the other men then maybe the Doctor was some how immune and could help set everything right. Lady lead Amy still holding Gunther to the Library.

Amy opened the doors "Hello Pond!" she was greeted by a smiling Doctor

Amy hugged him nearly squish the flightless bird.

"Be careful" The Doctor pulled away taking the small animal "you almost squished her. Looks like you've been treated. Looks good, must have been Rory." The Doctor placed Gunther on a nearby table to rest.

"About him-" Amy began

"I saw. Nix sang and every man in the area went walking away with her."

"How's that even possible?"

"It's complicated psychic sonic influence. She induces a low level psychic field to influence people, not really strong enough to take control by itself just get in your head. But then her voice is able to amplify the effect, it triggers parts of the brain specially male brains. It flood the brain with adrenaline, serotonin and endorphins. All these chemicals mixed up together tricks your mind to associate her voice with good feelings, you let yourself to believe that you want to what she tell you. You only associate good emotion with her."

"So he lo-" Amy couldn't finish the question

The Doctor looked her in the eyes "Amy, her voice controls his body, her psychic field takes his mind but his heart and soul that's yours. Rory gave them to you and there is nothing she can do to take them away from you. Deep down he's still there and were going to get him back." After reassuring Amy the Doctor went back to his explanation "It's a powerful effect it work cross species even. Her whistle was enough to influence Finn, he's young doesn't have a lot of experience with these things so he was easily affected. I'm old and experienced I was able to fight off the effects long enough to find a counter frequency and plug it into these." He showed off two ear pieces one in each ear.

"Can you duplicate those to snap Finn and the others out?" Bubblegum asked

"No, I need a stronger signal it's in rooted already. She's going to stay near them as much as possible and sing. It will intensify the effect on them, I need to reverse it but I have to get near her. I don't know where she is or really what she is."

Then a soulful voice said "She's one village away and she's a man eater."

They all turned to see Marceline standing on the balcony. She looked about 16 with pale bluish grey skin and long black hair. She was wearing a grey top with jeans and red cowboy boots. Two small round wounds were visible on her neck.

"Marceline?" Bubblegum asked

"Hello Bonnibel" Marceline greeted the Princess

"How do you even know-" The Princess was cut off by the Vampire

"I saw her coming I tried to warn Finn and Jake the sun came out and I had to hide."

"But how do you know where they are."

"I can hear the girl singing from here. Trust the vampire hearing."

"Wait what do you mean man eater?" The Doctor asked her "Like oh-oh, here she comes. She's a man-eater. Watch out boy she'll chew you up?"Amy stared at the Doctor "Sorry I've got music on the mind."

"Yeah, that's what she is. I saw her in a cave with a shimmering pool some old dude stumbled in and she walked out. I've only heard stories about man-eater. That they take control of men and then eat them for dinner."

The Doctor pondered this "So we really don't have much time to lose. You're Marceline the Vampire Queen then? Finn's told me about you."

Marceline sniffed the air around the Doctor "Yeah, I smell Finn on you." Examining the Doctor up and down she asked "What are? You don't smell human even though you look human."

"Well looks aren't everything."

"That's just it you look young but you have really old eyes."

"I read a lot."

"And the bow tie?

He straighten his bow tie "Bow ties are cool."

Marceline smirked "Ah huh." The she turned her attention to Amy "You smell human and like cheap perfume."

"It's not cheap!" Amy argued

"All right." Marceline smiled running her fingers through Amy's hair

"Yeah..." Amy tried to move away from the vampire

"Okay" The Doctor said pulling Marceline away "Marceline could you take us to where Nix the Man-eater is?"

"Sure but it's going to be dangerous." Marceline teased

"So you're scared. Oh well we will find our own way then."

"I'm not scared!"

"Oh so then you just don't care what happens to Finn and Jake?"

"No! I mean they're my friends I don't want to see them hurt or dead."

"So then you're going to help us?"

"Of course...wait." It took Marceline a second to see what the Doctor did "I have to get something out of this."

"Okay you can have Amy's hair."

"Deal."

"What?" Amy shouted "You can't give me up to a vampire!"

"She only drinks the color red." The Doctor explained

Marceline grabbed the red scarf around Amy's neck she flinched at this act. Marceline sunk her teeth into the the scarf and the red drain away into the mouth of the vampire.

"You can't give her my hair color! I like my hair color!"

"It's that or Rory." The Doctor put it bluntly

Amy relented "Fine"

"Okay so we have to get the them before they do something stupid." Then the Doctor ran towards the balcony and jumped off.

Everyone gasped seeing what he had done but then Marceline flew after him. A few seconds later Marceline is seen flying upwards holding the Doctor.

"THAT WAS-" Amy began

"Crazy!" Marceline finished "All right Mister Bow tie, this might just be fun."

"It's the Doctor." He told her "Okay Amy climb on Lady and follow us."

Amy climbed on Lady and was preparing to fly off.

But then the Princess said "I'm coming too."

"Are sure about," Marceline asked "there's going to be fighting I don't think a bookworm like you will like it."

"I DON'T CARE!" Bubblegum shouted before regaining some composure "Nix came here took my friends and half my citizen! I'm not going to sit back and do nothing! I'm going to get them back!"

After a moment of silence the Doctor finally said "Okay then Bubblegum you ride on Lady too."

Soon all of them were in the air and it didn't take them too long to get to the village that Marceline spoke of. They saw that all the men in town had been taken over the same way as those of the Candy Kingdom had been. It didn't take them a long time to find the guys, they were carrying Nix on a makeshift throne. They quickly landed near them.

"Hey!" Finn said friendly enough

"HEY!" Nix said to the Doctor "You were at the Candy Kingdom."

"Yes I was" he said proudly as Marceline put him on the ground

"No, I mean I can control all men why aren't you with everyone else."

"I don't like to follow the crowd." The Doctor joked

"No, it's" Rory explained "he's wearing earbuds he probably messed with them with his sonic screwdriver to keep him from feeling the effects of your voice."

The Doctor glared at Rory with a look that sad 'come on man' Amy on the other hand said "You know you're under a spell?"

Rory explained "She sang and I fell in love, it doesn't take a lot to figure it out."

"So why are still here?"

"I love her, it doesn't matter why?"

"I don't care why he's not affected we'll just take them by force. " Nix told Rory,Jake and Finn "Kill the women, take the ear things and bring him to me."

The guys without a second thought ran towards the girls. The girls braced themselves unsure of what to do except for Marceline who brought out her sharpen nails and fangs. But before she got to use them the guys stopped mid step.

"What?" Nix said confused

"Like I said before," The Doctor explained "You might control their bodies, you might warp their minds but you'll never have their hearts. Rory's heart is plenty strong kept him from going mad for two thousand year and it looks like Finn and Jake's are just as strong. They're never going to let you harm the people they love."

"Okay." Nix relented "Get him."

"Lik-" before the Doctor could finish they pounced on him knocking him to the ground. "What? What are you doing?"

"We don't want to hurt them?" Jake said wrapping his stretched out body around the timelord

"But we don't really have to do that with you." Finn explained "You're the Doctor."

Rory began "You single handily scared off an army composed of all your enemies, you restarted the universe-"

Finn continued "You're the elevenfold man,the oncoming storm, the champion of time, one of the protectors of reality-"

Um..." Jake continued "I was going to say really smart time traveler. But basically we don't really have a chance even going all out on you."

The Doctor smirked "You're not wrong."

While they were talking the Doctor managed to pull out his sonic screwdriver. Pushing it right next to one of Jakes stretched out nerves and with a small pulse from the screwdriver it, tickled Jake so much that he lost control and forcing him to un-stretch tossing back Finn and Rory. The Doctor got up to his feet and pointed the screwdriver at them.

Then the Doctor did what no one expected as he pressed the button on the screwdriver "I feel pretty, so pretty. And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight." Everyone just stared at him "It's alarming how charming I feel, that I hardly can believe I'm real"

Then Finn,Rory and Jake in unison "La,la, la, la,la."

The Doctor

See that pretty girl in that mirror there?

Finn/Rory/Jake

What mirror? Where?

The Doctor

Who can that attractive girl be?

Finn/Rory/Jake

Which one? Where?

All the girls looked on confused with a look that screamed 'WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?'

"STOP!" Nix yelled "Everyone tear them apart!"

Every male in that village under her command turn to them and walked forward.

Then in unison they sang:

Such a pretty face

Such a pretty dress

Such a pretty smile!

Such a pretty me!

As Nix looked on with her mouth wide open in confusion the Doctor smiled as he turned of his screwdriver.

The Doctor started to run and tell the girl "Okay I got what I need. Too bad the next verse is my favorite. Let's go she's regaining control."

"What? That was your plan?" Lady asked

"I never said I had a plan."

Then men started to charge towards them. Marceline picked up the Doctor and carried him off into the air. Amy grabbed the Princess and forced her onto Lady.

The three looked back as Finn,Rory and Jake raced towards them. Lady danced around the moonlight allowing her to raise into the air.

The Princess whispered "Finn..."

As soon as they were gone Nix looked to Rory and Finn and with a smile on her face said "Tell me about this Doctor."

They soon made their way back into the Library.

"Okay now get me every speaker and audio equipment you can find."

"Not until you tell me what your plan is!" Bubblegum told the Doctor

"Well..." The Doctor began "I when I was singing I was also tapping into the others minds. I already have a mind link to Finn so with me singing and the sonic to find the right frequency and tone, I was essentially hacking the psychic field that Nix set up with her own trick. I took over long enough to let us escape but it's her field Nix was taking back control. With the sonic I've got the right frequency and counter frequency, I can reproduce it in a large scale but I need the sound equipment and cancel her effect completely. All at once I can undo what she did and free the others."

"That's brilliant" the Princess admitted "You can turn her whole army against her in an instant."

"Okay that's pretty cool." Marceline admitted "I have a powerful amp at home I'll get it."

The Doctor nodded and she was off.

"I have some equipment in the lab that can help." The Princess suggested

"Amy, Lady help the Princess with the the equipment I'm going to start working on the screwdriver."

As the girls went to the lab the Doctor began opening up his screwdriver and added some wires from his pocket so connect it to equipment. When he was alone he heard something behind him but before he could tell what happened something struck him in the back, it felt cold.

Gunther who had been asleep woke up quacking. The Doctor was on the floor as ice encased his body all the way to his neck.

The Ice King stood over the Doctor. Gunther too weak to do anything just stared as the Ice King took into the sky with a frozen timelord.


Authors Notes: Sorry it's taking me so long to update I'm having a bit of a writers block. I might not be able to update for a bit I have an anime convention coming but first my birthday which is never as fun as you think it will be just crazy and something that scars me for life EVERY YEAR! So until I get back review.