" Why. why. why. ." A teacher repeatedly slammed her face on her desk every time she asked "why" to no one in particular. She just HAD to heal (stupid body and it's healing functions!) and come out of the school nurse's office. Well, then again Reyna and Clarisse were in there as well, after….a disagreement to put it mildly. Whatever, 2 kids were better than the whole lump.

It was arts and crafts. She had to hide the pair of safety Garfield scissors from the Stolls, who managed to do impossible things with scissors. (Put the blade of the scissor to the door lock and break inside the teacher's lounge? Check. Practice a game of darts? Check. Somehow manage to…)

WHAMMMM!

Percy flew across the room from a roundhouse kick sent by Annabeth.

"The blue legos ARE MINE." She yelled, then turned around and hummed like nothing happened. Nico smiled and turned back to his paper cut outs of skeletons which was pretty creepy to be honest but he was better than the other kids.

Jason was being pelted by the plastic bricks (#BRASON), or as they were commonly known, Danish Land Mines. Frank was passed out on the floor with an imprint of a Lego on his foot.

Leo was just drawing a boat that looked really familiar…(definitely not the one that crashed into her a few days ago) and Hazel actually seemed really good with the pencil and paper.

"Listen to me!" yelled Octavian to no one in particular. He stomped his foot and started reaching for the stuffed animals that were decorations in a little kids classroom. Then he brought out some scissors (GAHH HOW DO THE KIDS ALWAYS FIND THOSE?). Clarisse looked at her paper, which had a large red blot of paint on it.

"What is that supposed to be?" asked Percy

"The blood of my enemies." Clarisse said cheerfully, "when I stab them and stab them until they die! Then, I let them bleed on the floor, where I can stab them some more! Now go away before you are my enemy." She wielded a pair of….scissors. Why would the teacher even be suprised anymore.

Anyway, Percy backed away slowly, rubbing injuries he got from Annabeth. Smart boy. Maybe Clarisse should be recommended to the school counseler who usually handles 8th graders and the occasional 7th grader.

Yup, she really should have an early retirement plan. Or a new job.

"Teacher, it's time for lunch." announced Frank who woke up from the Lego coma.

"Ugh fine. Go sit on the carpet."

"I don't want to!" whined Percy, "Clarisse dripped paint all over it."

"That? I was thinking of you when I made it!" Clarisse smiled and exclaimed that cheerfully.

Percy moved behind Annabeth.

"Um….just sit on the chairs then and grab your snack."

Percy revealed a bucket of blue candy and treats instantly. Frank grabbed sea salt brownies and orange marmalade ignoring the disgusted faces of all the girls. Leo stole some and had hot cheetos and Fonzies with them at the same time. "TWEM LWO!" he yelled with his mouth full. All the guys looked impressed. The girl's faces were more easily predicted. The teacher stopped herself from puking.

Piper ate a PB&J sandwhich covered in gold paper and a toothpick through it made of pure gold.

"RARGHHH" Jason attempted to eat a stapler from math class. The teacher grabbed it after Jason took a bite and screamed. He went to the school nurse and came back with a pina colada from one of the workers there. (Lol wonder who?)

Everyone else just had chips and gummies, except Nico. Nico nibbled on some seeds and had a bright red box. A McDonald's happy meal. After dumping the meal on the ground and muttering a few words in an unidentified language, he started drinking his "Sunny D" after throwing away his bottle of water. (HAHAHAHA…Get it?)

The teacher sighed happily. Everyone's mouth was to full to talk and she had a Guacamole Grande. Although some weird mist rose from the ground where the Happy Meal organic apple slices laid, it was probably just her being tired.

"LWUK! A DWUM BHURRITO!" muffled Percy, although everyone looked confused.

She decided to ignore this comment before her rolly chair (it's really cool and an easy and fun way to get around the classroom of maniac kids, so sue her) suddenly tightened. The chair suddenly fired out golden cords wrapping around her.

"Oh, thats where the throne trap went." giggled Leo

As a rod extended from her chair and spewed a sleepy fragrance, she struggled to stay awake as she closed her eyes to see the class having a dance/wrestling/yo momma joke party, she knew she was already exhausted.

"ugh" the teacher collapsed in her chair, realizing how much she wanted the rest.

Hey guys its Matt. Sorry about not posting for eons. I have so much HW and hard classes at the start of the semester. I promise you all I will try to post more frequently when I can and this time, to make it up for you all, I added more references than usual. Enjoy!