Dan: Im back! And overdue with a good night sleep too

Suigetsu: you should think about that before you go partying until 3 a.m.

Dan: I can't help myself (T-T) I love parties

Suigetsu: no, you love dirty-dancing

Dan: oh well that too

Suigetsu: *sighs* you stink too

Dan: not my fault that people smoke or throw alcohol everywhere, heh not that I complain

Suigetsu: (.)

Dan: what? I don't smoke, I know I would literally die if I did, and I don't drink…that much

Suigetsu: ya mean just not enough to be full-ass drunk

Dan: exactly

Suigetsu: are you gonna tell me why you have alcohol in your hair then?

Dan: hehe, two words…. Champagne Showers!

Disclaimer: I think we should throw a party to celebrate that I suck and Do Not Own Naruto


Chapter 4

A shiver went down Gaara's spine making him squirm. He could feel wet kisses on his neck but his mind was too slurry of sleep to actually realize what was happening.

'w-wha…?'

The kisses trailed down to his bare chest and Gaara felt heat rise up to his cheeks, forcing his head up sea green eyes caught milky ones and Gaara's breath was caught in his throat.

'w-what's Neji doing here?, in my house?, on my bed?'

Gaara started panicking but another kiss brought him back, glaring at the brunet Gaara tried to sit up and push him off only to find himself pinned down by Neji's body over his.

Neji started to suck on one of Gaara's nipple, and the red-head couldn't hold back the moan that escaped his lips.

Gaara could feel cold smooth hands holding his waist down keeping him in place while Neji kept sucking on his nipple; Gaara felt tremors run down his body but felt too good to stop Neji's ministrations.

Pulling away from Gaara's nipple Neji went down to lick and kiss Gaara's tummy, and by putting his tongue inside Gaara's belly button the red-head emitted a gasp and then a moaning sound.

Gaara was starting to feel aroused by Neji's acts and hope that Neji hadn't noticed the budge that was forming on his boxers, but then a hand traced over his whole boxer-covered length making him moan and arch his hips up, craving for that touch once more.

'oh god'

He could see Neji's smirking face and then a hand that slowly traced from his tummy to finally slide inside his boxers.

Neji started to stroke Gaara up and down making the red-head pant and moan.

'ahh more'

Neji nodded not uttering a word at all, which Gaara found slightly unnerving but the thing that Neji did next erased any coherent thoughts from Gaara's mind.

Yanking Gaara's boxers down Neji bent lower and licked Gaara's whole length from the bottom to the tip. Gaara clutched his bed sheets forcefully trying to hold back a moan and the extreme blush that adorned his face.

He could feel Neji's tongue circling the tip of his cock making his body go numb and his breath hitch.

Neji started to suck on the tip only to keep going further and further down until he was deep-throating Gaara. Bobbing his head up and down Neji kept sucking on Gaara's dick while Gaara arched his back and just let himself be carried away by the pleasure; he could hear his own moans and pants.

He knew he would climax soon and he wanted to stop Neji before he came inside his mouth.

'N-Neji… hah Neji stop…'

Of course his will in stopping the brunet boy was wavering if it was actually there at all.

Soon after that Gaara was at his limit and while arching his back he came inside Neji's mouth while moaning out his name.

Gaara lifted his head up and found that Neji had swallowed his cum and had that annoying smirk on his face again; for some reason that smirk pissed Gaara off but he didn't bother on talking right now, his pants were the only thing audible in his room.

Gaara closed his eyes, tired; when he opened them again he was greeted by darkness.

Sitting up on his bed and looking around at the darkness of his room he found himself alone, covered in sweat and slightly out of breath .

'Neji?' he whispered.

'was it all a dream?'

Lifting his covers slightly he found out his answer.

'oh great… this is so fan-fucking-tastic' Gaara groaned, he looked over at the clock he had on his bed-side table only to see it was 5:45 in the morning.

Glaring at nothing in particular Gaara got up and strolled over to the bathroom he shared with his siblings, oh he was pissed but he was going to take a shower first and then resume being pissed-off the rest of the day.

'Fuck the world into hell' he thought as he closed the bathroom door behind himself.


Temari was sitting on the kitchen counter, she had woke up when Gaara started the water in the shower, she was wearing a light green t-shirt and a pair of gray sweat pants that she used for sleeping. The three of them were going to go over to Naruto's later, supposedly to plan the next prank, against Shikamaru.

'Revenge will be sweet'

Jumping off the counter she decided she was going to be nice to her brothers, just this time and make them breakfast.


Gaara was toweling himself dry when a strange smell attacked his nose.

'Weird… this smells like… something's burning… a fire!'

When realization hit him Gaara ran out of the bathroom with only a towel around his waist, he looked around and the apartment was starting to fill with black smoke that was coming from… the kitchen.

'Shit!' Gaara cursed.

Running and opening the kitchen door he found Temari trying to put out the flames that were engulfing the stove.

'Temari!, you tried to cook again!' he shouted, his day just couldn't get worse now.

'Im sorry!, I thought I'd do something nice for you guys!'

Gaara almost felt guilty for shouting at her, almost.

'Aw shit! Let's get out of here, it's useless you try to put it down now!'

Temari nodded and they were both about to run out of the apartment just as the fire alarms went off and the water sprays of the ceiling started to put out the flames.

Gaara looked over at Temari with a glare that clearly said –I-will-kill-you-now-.

First his stupid dream and now this!, he just had a shower and now he was soaked wet again!.

Temari just chuckled nervously.

Gaara was about to snap when the fire-fighters sirens started to sound in the distance, meaning they were already there and would surely appear from one second to the another.

Gaara mentally groaned, and just then the firefighters decided to make their godly appearance… by knocking the door down.

Temari gave a slight yelp and Gaara just glared more heatedly at the fire-fighters.

'Come with us kids, the building is being evacuated as a preventive method' one of the fire-fighters said.

Dragging Temari and Gaara outside, the fire-fighters started to clean out the 'fire-scene', while both siblings were escorted outside and given a sheet to share and keep them warm.

Gaara refused to stay next to Temari by the moment so he let her have the whole sheet for herself.

Both were sitting in an uncomfortable silence, while people of the building were told the danger was over and that they could back inside and outsiders that came to watch what was happening were told to leave.

Temari couldn't help feel that she was forgetting something, and just then it hit her.

'Kankuro!' she shouted.

A fire-fighter nearby that heard her outburst approached her and asked her what was wrong.

'My other brother, he was inside during the whole fire and he still is!'

The fire-fighter looked a bit taken aback, wondering how could a girl forget about her own brother. Gaara just had on a sadistic smirk, he had known this whole time that Kankuro was still inside, he just wanted to see when Temari would remember.

'Well miss, fire-fighters are now registering your whole place so im sure they'll find him in due time' said the fire-fighter.

And as he said this, a pair of fire-fighters was escorting a sleepy looking Kankuro outside. Temari rushed to his side to see if he was ok, while Gaara stayed behind leaning against the fire-truck.

'We thought he was dead, but then we just realized he was just sleeping when he snored' said one of the fire-fighters.

Temari glared at him but then turned back to Kankuro.

'Are you okay Kankuro?'

'Yeah… Temari did you tried to cook again?'


Gaara was watching this whole exchange from the fire-truck he was leaning in.

'Been playing with fire, huh?'

A shiver ran down Gaara's spine at the sound of that voice, he knew who that voice belonged to, and he knew too what he would see when he turned around.

Crossing his arms over his chest he turned to look at the person with a glare; who was wearing a pair of black jeans and a gray t-shirt, while his hair was tied in a loose pony-tail.

'What do you want Hyuuga?' he said this while putting as much venom as he could to his voice when saying Hyuuga.

'Oh nothing' he had that really annoying smirk on his face again. 'Just came to check that no one was hurt, it would look bad in the papers if a person was hurt in one of the buildings my family owns.'

Gaara glared more heatedly.

Neji maintained the smirk over his face and took a step closer to Gaara, almost closing the space between them. Gaara's breath hitched, just slightly, but he continued to glare at the boy in front of him.

'Im glad no one was' Neji whispered a bit huskily.

Gaara now had trouble to swallow down a lump that had formed in his throat.

'Hey Gaara!' it was Temari who was calling him.

With one last glare to Neji Gaara turned and started to walk away.

'so Gaara is his name'

'Hey Gaara' Neji said.

Gaara shivered again when Neji called his name. Neji on the other hand was musing a bit that he liked how the name sounded, when he said it.

Gaara turned slightly and was looking at him sideways. 'What?' he wondered why the guy had called his name.

Neji if possible just smirked wider, which made Gaara frown.

'Nice clothes' he chuckled.

Then Gaara remembered he was just wearing a towel around his waist, from coming out of a shower just as the fire started.

Gaara blushed madly and turned to glare at the brunet, who had a very annoying smirk plastered over his face.

Neji then turned and started walked away while lifting a hand up as a sign of goodbye leaving a glaring and blushing Gaara behind. How could anyone manage that was a mystery to Neji.

'Gaara!' Temari called again.

Gaara mentally groaned and while suppressing his blush he turned and started to walk towards his yelling sister.

'Fuck the world?... Fuck the whole universe into hell'


Neji walked over to the building where he lived and where Sasuke was waiting for him.

'You're the one who shouldn't play with fire Neji' apparently he had seen the whole interaction between Neji and Gaara.

'I could say the same to you, I've seen how you look at the blonde.'

Sasuke smirked arrogantly

'Hn'

'Before summer ends I'll make Gaara fall for me' Neji decided he really liked how the red-head's name sounded when he said it.

'Then I'll make the dobe do the same for me'

Neji snorted. 'Sasuke you've been secretly crushing on him for over two months'

'Then it's time to take some action don't ya think?'

Neji chuckled. 'Got something in mind?'


Currently they were all sitting on Naruto's living room, why?. When Naruto heard of the fire he insisted that they should spend some time together while all the fire-fighters left and things calmed down. Naruto's apartment was nothing luxurious, two bed-rooms, a small living-room, one bath room and a small kitchen.

After the three Sabaku siblings were settled in the small living room he called his other friends to come over.

There was this girl with pink bubble-gum colored hair called Sakura, who Gaara disliked.

A shaggy brunet with a dog called Kiba, the dog's name was Akamaru, and Gaara disliked them both.

And then there was the long haired blond, Deidara, Naruto's brother, who Gaara…. well Gaara dislikes anyone new he meets.

Naruto smiled brightly, 'So Gaara hav ya made up your mind?'

Everyone was looking at him expectedly.

'Hn, im in'

'Yay!, un' said Naruto's brother.

'An annoying and idiotic blonde too, most run in the family' though Gaara.

If possible Naruto's smile got even brighter.

'Alright then, people we have another prank to commit too' he said with that fox-like smirk over his face.

'Hell yeah!' Kiba shouted, apparently he love pranks as much as Naruto did. 'Who's our next target?'

Temari then stepped up and while frowning she said. 'Shikamaru'

They passed the rest of the afternoon just chatting about what they were going to do, they watched some t.v. and ordered pizza later on. They actually had a good time after the morning's incident, even Gaara.

When they finished eating, Sakura and Kiba left for the day, Temari and Kankuro left to go back to their apartment and Deidara left for his own room, Naruto spoke up.

'So Gaara what do you think about or plan?, I think it'll work out just fine and you?'

Gaara just nodded, he was in a much lighter mood than in the morning; though he hadn't uttered a word all day until now, that Naruto asked him.

'Hn, I just have one thing I want to say'

Naruto actually sat up from where he'd been laying down on the couch, and looked over at Gaara urging him silently to continue.

Gaara glared slightly at no one in particular.

'After we're done with Shikamaru, we're going after Neji.'


Dan: heh noticed I didn't said any warning at the beginning of the chap. to say 'bout the lemon-ish (I think) dream?

Suigetsu: hn, caught me off guard

Dan: yeah, about that I don't do warnings okay? I found it not my shitty problem, the fic is already rated –M- and its yaoi so people who read it should already know this sort of things are gonna come up

Suigetsu: you took too long to write the second part tho.

Dan: yeah, I just couldn't find enough time to…

Suigetsu: liar

Dan: alright laziness got the best of me, but I made it longer!, …when I felt like writing…

Suigetsu: lazy

Dan: im not as lazy as I am arrogant, im reading Dante's Inferno heh, my punishment would be for being arrogant and for not being baptized.

Suigetsu: well till next chapter then

Dan: *huggles Suigetsu* yep till next chapter (:3)

Suigetsu: (᷇⌐ ⌐)

R&R