The Divine Caverns of the Crack Vault

Chapter 3: Baby Momma

Category: Inuyasha x Family Guy

Pairing: Kagome Higurashi x Glenn Quagmire

Rated: K+

"Out of all the places, Sesshomaru could have made me come to it had to be America." Kagome spoke quietly as she leaned against her red car, watching as the movers lifted boxes, entering and exiting the small Quahog home.

"Alright miss, that's the last of it." said the young boy from across the street.

"Thanks Chris." she said quietly taking out her purse to pay the teenager for his troubles.

"It's the least I can do. Miss Highgrassi. My dad has always pretty much found a way to demolish this house even before Mr. Brown moved away. I suggest you don't shower here."

Kagome raised a brow at the strange response Chris gave her. Though since meeting his father earlier in the day she should have expected something as such. Peter Griffin was for lack of a better word a complete idiot.

"I'll take that to heart Chris."

"Oh and my mom wanted me to invite you over for dinner. Something about being the proper neighborly thing to do."

"Hey lard ass mom wants you back home to clean your room."

"Don't tell me what to do you pimple-caked anus ranger! Bye Miss Weed Lady!"

Kagome shook her head at the rude manner the boy spoke in, but none the less replied, "Later, Chris thanks for your help!"

Kagome sighed, as she made her way into the empty house fully intent on waking up in a few hours to face the new neighbors.

"Damnit!" yelled Kagome as she threw her phone onto her newly delivered couch.

Kiara mewed quietly as she watched the young woman wobble around between the living room and her room, attempting to place on her shoes and grab her purse at the same time. Shouting to the little neko as she ran out of her home, "Watch the house for me!"

Kagome heard the demon cat purr quietly before the door closed behind her and she ran across the street to the Griffins and let out a brilliant smile as Louis answered the door and lead her to the table where not only the Griffins but a few of the other neighbors were sitting as well.

"Thank you so much for inviting me over I'm so sorry I was late I had- YOU!" Kagome's smiling face was short lived as she gazed at the man who was heatedly arguing with the small white dog, yet at her yell the arguing face of Quagmire became one of a love-struck man.

"Kagome, what are you doing here?"

"I think the better question Glenn is why are you here by yourself?"

"What are you talk-"

"Our daughter the one you helped make since you refused to use a condom, jerk"

Images of a younger Quagmire along with Peter and Joe entered his mind of them crouched over in this nice couple's yard as they held a baby Anna Lee and he couldn't go through with it.

"You're the one that dropped off Anna Lee?" Quagmire asked harshly.

"Oh don't even try to act like you didn't know, I put my name on the back of that letter." Kagome saw Glenn tense and rolled her eyes as she continued, "Oh come on! You didn't even read all of it?"

"You just dropped off a baby on my doorstep and expected to just know what the fuck to do!"

Dead silence entered the dining area of the Griffins home Kagome and Glenn breathing harshly while everyone else looked on with wide eyes at the two.

"Maybe we should go talk outside." Kagome whispered quietly, and Glenn nodded solemnly before following her outside to the back yard. The other members in the dining room looked around at each other quickly and waited a few seconds before crowding around the door to the kitchen to eavesdrop on their conversation.

"Why did you leave me Anna Lee?" asked Glenn immediately rounding on her.

"I was working I couldn't spend any time with her I wasn't ready to be a mother."

"Cause me as a freaking pilot would have been the perfect parental material."

"Better than me." Kagome spoke bitterly, "Anna Lee is a pretty name."

"She was a pretty little girl. Her parents, adoptive parents seem like good people." As Glenn spoke his words became softer noticing in the light that the woman before him had tears in her eyes.

"Do they? You've met them?"

He sighed this time hearing a crack and stutter in her voice, and he walked up to her wrapping her into a hug.

"I saw them at the adoption agency when I went to bring her in. As soon as I left her there I realized it was a mistake and tried to get her back but she looked happy with them."

"That's all that matters right?" asked Kagome not lifting her head from the man's chest.

Glenn placed his chin atop of her head and mumbled quietly, "Yeah. Maybe you would want to come over later this week and talk some more?"

Kagome stepped away from Quagmire as she dried her eyes and really looked at him before a small smile broke out on her face, "I'd like that."

As Kagome stepped back inside she noticed everyone piled on the floor next to the door, she politely thanked Louis for the lovely time but she would need to reschedule as something had come up. Louis shooed her off before her and everyone else rounded on Quagmire asking questions about the mysterious new neighbor and what was said between the two but between the questions and accusations Quagmire's smile never left his face as he continued to refuse them answers.

AN: I know I promised that this chapter would be Inuyasha x Monsters Inc. but I'm having a little bit of writer's block on that plot and instead of making you all wait forever for a new chapter decided to just move on to the next drabble. Like the first chapter, this drabble will probably be continued in later chapters as well.

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