A/N: Thank you so much for all the reviews and favs c: I read all your feedback, I hope to make the story better! I know you're all asking: WHEN DO THEY GET TO HOGWARTS OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS EVEN A CROSSOVER IF THEY ARE NOT THERE- I promise it'll start next chapter, just making them get used to the "island". I haven't read Harry Potter for a while so details may be incorrect, please tell me if they are, I'm too lazy to read the whole series again so Wiki, be my guide!
(I'm sorry that I don't respond to reviews much, because I end up working on replying a whole lot more than the actual story DX Once again, a big thanks to everyone who reviewed/faved/followed!)
(Also the van last time was huge so I understand if you thought it was a truck, my friend's parents have that exact van so I used it in this)
Italics: Law's thoughts.
It had taken barely an hour for Zoro to lift the vehicle out of the ditch, the others standing outside. Franky looked embarrassed and kept scratching at his neck. Chopper shook his head. "You'll start bleeding."
"So you got the thing from there, right?" Usopp pointed at the place that Luffy had borrowed forever/stolen the vehicle. Luffy nodded happily, not the slightest bit ashamed of himself. The crew ran to the spot, save Zoro and Sanji, who volunteered to carry the thing back to where it came from. Even if they were pirates, they weren't that kind of pirates, more like adventurers. They didn't steal unless it was absolutely necessary, and that just turned out to be a complete waste of time.
A man in a suit and a girl wearing an extravagant, short-cut red dress walked by. "Hi!" Luffy greeted cheerfully, bouncing up and down. The couple looked down at him with distaste. They remind me of the Celestial Dragons, just not so ugly.
"Honey, where's the car?" The woman asked her date, her voice overly sweet. The man in the fancy suit shrugged. Then she turned to the crew - minus Zoro and Sanji for the time being - and frowned.
"Have you kids seen a gray van? Fits about twelve. I remember we parked right over here, because the parking lot at the club was full." She gestured to the lot, which apparently the crew had missed somehow. Luffy's eyes sparkled. "THERE'S MORE?!" He screamed in joy. Law quickly slapped a hand over his mouth to prevent him from giving them away. He winced as Luffy started drooling onto his hand.
The woman's face remained frowning. "So you have seen it?"
Law shook his head. "No, ma'am. I'm afraid we haven't."
"Could this thing get any more heavy and useless?" Sanji's voice echoed through the trees behind them.
"Spiral-brow, are you really that weak? This thing is like a feather compared to what I normally lift."
"Shut up! It's my legs that are strong, not my arms!"
"Ah, so you admit it."
Law winced and tried to shut out their arguing. Not now! Now was not the time. They had obviously taken this couple's "car" or whatever it was called, and he didn't want to get in trouble already.
However, luck was completely against Law that day.
Sanji and Zoro staggered into the clearing, carrying the car on top of them. The woman screamed bloody murder and the man's eyes nearly popped out. "You fucking punks! You did it! You took the car! I will sue y-" The woman screamed. The man was trying to calm her down, but failed. Sanji and Zoro dropped the van on the ground. Hard.
Everything seemed to slow down a little bit and Law removed his hand from Luffy's face, wiped off the spit, and buried his face in his hands.
The car slowly hit the ground, lay there for a few seconds, and promptly exploded in a haze of fire and gasoline.
Caesar shrieked and hid behind Law, accidentally grabbing his butt in the process. Infuriated, Law swiftly kicked him in the balls. Caesar's howl of pain could be heard from miles around. The hat finally slipped off his head, revealing his horns.
Shit! Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit- we've been discovered! We should have just dumped him in the ocean! Law finally realized his mistake, and tried to keep quiet about it. The woman screamed louder, if that was even possible. "HE HAS HORNS! FREAK! DISGUSTING!" The woman flailed around. It would actually be funny if it weren't for the crew's current situation.
Momonosuke whimpered behind Kin'emon, who pushed him back to the front. "MAN UP!" Kin'emon barked.
Nami whipped out her clima-tact and cast rain above the car, and successfully put the fire out. Many parts were still smoking however, and the inside was completely wrecked. The couple blinked at how fast that was put out, and quickly whipped out a flat device from their pockets. They pressed a few buttons and someone on the other end picked up. So it's like a den-den mushi! Fascinating! Well, it's not the time for that right now.
"Hello? Police?! We've got an emergency here! There are punks who stole our car, threw it on the ground, and it exploded! There's also this weirdo guy with horns and I'm pretty sure his coat is made out of gas - What do you mean, it isn't possible?!" The woman screamed into the thing. The person on the other end hung up. "Damn phone!" She cursed and threw it to the ground. So it's called a... "fone?"
Luffy ran up to the terrified couple. "What's a police? Is it food?!" He questioned idiotically.
"They catch crooks like you!" The man yelled. Luffy grinned.
"Ah, so it's like marines! Only I bet they're weak-" Nami whacked him before he could give anything else away. Another car had pulled up beside them. It was yellow and blue plaid, a rather odd design. A siren was going off rapidly, and three other cars arrived, all the same design. In large, bold white letters on the side of the cars, "Police".
Luffy grinned. "Time to test their strength! Stay out of this guys, I wanna do it myself!" The woman smirked.
Multiple men scrambled out of each police car, surrounding the little group. "Freeze! Hands up!" They shouted at the Straw Hats, Law, and the odd three-who-weren't-actually-part-or-allies-with-the-crew, aiming pistols at them. "I said hands up!" A policeman shouted at Luffy, who was busy asking an annoyed Sanji where the food was.
Luffy finally noticed that the police were in a rather threatening stance around them, and began to fight. He kicked back a foot, preparing to attack. "Gomu gomu no... Mu-OW!" Nami has punched him again, for what was probably the millionth time that day.
"Shut up!" She hissed. "Don't use your devil fruit powers! From what I've seen so far we can conclude that there are no devil fruits here because of the lack of strength of everyone here!"
The police looked confused. "Devil fruit? What are they rambling about?"
The police then returned to their threatening positions. "Who are you? State your positions!"
"I'm Monkey D. Luffy and I'm going to be the pirate king!" Luffy announced proudly, earning several glares from around him. "That's my ally Tra-guy who doesn't like bread and has a bad stomach, since he needs to go poop a lot," He pointed at Law, who groaned. "Those are my nakama," he pointed at the rest of the crew. Nami looked like she was about to explode. Zoro was actually somehow asleep. "He's Kin'emon and he's Momo! They're samurai from the Wano kingdom!" Kin'emon drew his katana slightly, extremely annoyed but not surprised that Luffy had given them away so quickly.
"Hey! What about me?" Caesar pouted. The police stared. "The hell are you looking at, losers?"
"They weren't lying about the horns!" One of the policemen whipped out a camera and started taking multiple photos of Caesar's head. Caesar noticed, of course, and got the wrong idea. He struck a 'sexy' pose and the man immediately stopped taking photos. Caesar frowned.
"Is that a tanuki?" A policeman questioned, pointing at the 'plush' (Chopper). Chopper resisted the urge to scream otherwise. "It's just a plushie," Robin lied.
"Was it you guys who stole and exploded Mrs. and Mr. Ren's car?" The police moved closer with their pistols.
Zoro yawned and woke up. "Wha-?"
The policeman in front of him jerked back in shock and pointed a gun at him.
He instantly whipped out his swords, to the horror of Law, Robin, and Nami - the only sane people in their little disorganized group. The man right in front of him had no choice but to fire in self defense.
Zoro cut straight through the bullet. Then in the blink of an eye, he cut down half of the people surrounding them. "Sorry, Luffy." He mumbled and promptly fell to the ground, snoring.
The police panicked and quickly whipped out "fones" and called for backup. The woman screamed again and by now the man with her kind of gave up trying to calm her down. Using this moment, the group sneaked past them, into the weird island.
About two hours later, Luffy came across something interesting. It was like a video den-den mushi, although it was projected in a box. It was playing music and showing a picture. The sign above it read "Television", and the group stared in awe at the screen. "I want one!" Luffy declared.
"Me too!" Chopper and Usopp sang simultaneously.
Then the words "Wanted" in bold letters fluttered across the screen, accompanied by multiple pictures of Caesar and a picture of Zoro. "Breaking News!" A female and male reporter stood on the screen. The woman turned to the other reporter. "Who are these people and how should they be dealt with?"
"These criminals are extremely dangerous and should be avoided at all times. If seen, please call the emergency hotlines immediately." The news reporter replied in a monotone voice. "It has been concluded that they are operating as a group - some of them have unhumanly powers and
Luffy got beat up pretty badly for that one. Nami and Sanji threw in a great deal of punches. "I'm sowby. I won' do ib agaim." Luffy muttered through a swollen face.
They passed a pub called "The Leaky Cauldron", and kept walking for several more minutes.
Chopper trotted behind the rest of the group. "I'm tired..." he mumbled, and staggered on a few steps. Usopp picked him up and put him back in Robin's backpack.
To be honest, Law was a little tired too. He stifled a yawn. "Actually, I think your doctor is right. It is kind of late, and we should get some sleep." Walking around for multiple hours in an unknown location didn't seem to help his tiredness. They turned a corner and looked for a place to stay. Then another corner, and another, and another until-
"It's a brick wall." Law deadpanned. Chopper was already asleep in Robin's backpack. Luffy lifted his arm and pushed a few spots on the brick wall.
"Moooooooooooooove." Luffy mumbled tiredly as he pushed against the wall half heartedly. Then he jerked back, as if shocked. Law frowned.
"What's wrong?"
"The wall's moving! SUGOI!"
The crew watched with interest and horror in Usopp's case, as the wall slid open like one of those rare sliding doors they had back in their world. If Chopper had been awake, he would have been amazed.
Luffy didn't even wait until the wall was fully open when he ran into the alley screaming about adventure. Zoro, being the kind and wonderful first mate he was, decided to run out and follow Luffy before it was too late. He went the opposite direction, both men attracting stares from many bystanders around them. Sanji ran after them, practically foaming from the mouth onto his fake beard.
Law took a glance inside the alleyway and blinked at how similar it was to the alleys on their home islands. There were shops and pubs, even...
"Olivanders wand shop?" Law wondered out loud. "Eeylops owl emporium? What the hell?"
He glanced back at the others but they were all gone, running after the stupid straw hat captain and the lost swordsman. Even the three who weren't part of the crew had gone.
The surgeon of death made sure nobody was paying attention, cautiously stepped inside the alley, and ran to the nearest dark, secluded place. A piece of paper flew into his face. After a few seconds of spluttering, he pulled the paper off his face and read the contents.
Fifth year students will require:
-The Standard Book of Spells by Miranda Goshawk
-Defensive Magical Theory by Wilbert Slinkhard
A skinny boy with messy, jet-black hair and broken glasses ran up to him. "Excuse me, mister? That sheet of paper is mine. I need it for school shopping." The little thirteen year old smiled. Law finished reading and scanned it once more before returning it.
"Here you go." He handed the kid his sheet. "What's your name?" The little boy looked a little uncomfortable at the letters D-E-A-T-H written on his fingers.
"Harry. Harry Potter."
"Law. Trafalgar Law." Law replied in a monotone. "May I ask what this sheet is for?"
Harry brightened. "For my wizarding school, Hogwarts! I have to get these supplies every year." Suddenly realization dawned on the boy. "You've never heard of wizarding? Are you a muggle?"
"What's a muggle?" Law wasn't sure whether it was an insult or not.
"A person who isn't a wizard." Harry explained. I swear if these idiots and their crew landed us on a creepy voodoo island I am going to murder them all. Slowly. Maybe I should start with their tongues and cut them out-
"Excuse me, sir?"
Law shook his head. "Apologies. Please explain in detail what 'wizarding' is. I am not sure... of what you mean."
A boy with bright orange hair and a brunette, curly-haired girl ran up to Harry. "Harry! Where were you? We were looking for you!" Law's inner self began to scream 'too many people', but he ignored it and listened intently.
The orange haired boy noticed the intimidating doctor and stopped. "Harry, who's this?"
"Ron, Hermione, this guy," Harry pointed at the doctor, "Does not know what wizarding is." The other two kids gaped in shock. "He also didn't react at all when he heard my name. I've finally found a sane person."
Law beamed for a few seconds, and reverted back to his deadpan expression. "Law. Trafalgar Law. Have you kids seen a group of idiots, specifically one led by the idiot with a straw hat, or the one with green hair?"
Hermione nodded. "I saw a weird man with green hair, a fake beard, and three swords running around, and also a weird emo blonde guy with a beard that's probably fake too and the blonde was probably chasing after him and called him all sorts of colorful insults, like "marimo" and "little lost swordsie", and also there was this weirdo straw guy who kept yelling for meat and a violent orange haired girl and a creepy black-haired woman who kept making morbid jokes, and a guy with huge shoulders and a guy with horns!" She finished with a huff. Law stared. Was that all one sentence? How do people do that?
"Bye, kids!" He waved at them before setting off to find the idiots who got him into this mess. "I'm going to slice them up!" He almost cackled, then decided not to as he didn't want the police finding him again. As weak as they were, they were troublesome, and he couldn't afford to waste any more time.
Somewhere in the New World, Eustass "Captain" Kid woke up knowing he was going to have a very shitty day, as there was a huge, impassable rainbow misty whatever thing in front of their ship.
