Clerks

A/N: Alright so far no new reviews god what is wrong with you people alright here's chapter 4 and please this time review it

Smoke Some Weed

After Cyborg's little stunt Robin couldn't help but feel sorry for the guy I mean the police did promise to go easy on him but still the law was law so Robin had to quickly find a replacement for him.

Meanwhile Gizmo and Kid Wykkyd found themselves with their first customer; he was a 16 year old kid who looked like Ashton Kutcher anyone could tell that this guy was a stoner just by looking at him he wore a green jacket and blue jeans he's hair was dark brown he also looked like a very stupid person and Gizmo and Kid Wykkyd knew it.

"Excuse me are you holding?" He whispered because he didn't want to be hared buying drugs

"Yeah we got everything except your dick" Gizmo said with a smirk and a laugh the kid didn't look too imprested by this comment

"Look you got the fucking drugs or not" the teen stoner said in an angry tone of voice

"Yo just chill dude you tell me what you want and I'll see what I can do" Gizmo said as he tried to clam him down.

"Alright you got any weed?" he asked with a deep and stoned look on his face

"Yeah we got that but it's not cheep"

"How much are we exactly talking about here?"

"Fifty bucks"

The kid didn't look very happy about what he just heard, but he had no choice.

He dug deep in his pocket and got out the money, he then handed it to Gizmo.

Gizmo then gave half the money to Kid Wykkyd, they both couldn't help but feel sorry for that kid because you see the drugs that they give him was fake.

"Sucker" Gizmo said with a smile on his face as he counted the money with Kid Wykkyd, he couldn't help but smile evilly at the thought of others misfortunes.

"So what now?" Gizmo asked as he shoved his half of the money in his back pocket, Kid Wykkyd just gave him the lets-do-something-evil-to-Robin look which Gizmo always found fun.

"Yeah I got a great idea to really piss that fucker off" Gizmo said as he took out a big bag of fresh marijuana from his back pack.

Kid Wykkyd gave the biggest smile he's given all day.

A few minutes later the duo walked over to the store, Robin was still sitting around in the front counter still looking very bored he was sitting there drinking soda, he also didn't look very happy at the site of Gizmo and Kid Wykkyd.

"Oh God, what do you guys want now" Robin said not looking very amused by the sight of the two.

"Hey we just came here to give you something, cos you know you always win and stuff" Gizmo said in stupid and retarded way.

"Okay" Robin said sounding very freaked out about the whole thing "So what you got for me?" he asked knowing they were up to no good

"Oh, a bag of weed" Gizmo said as he pulled it out of his back pack and placed it on the table.

"WHAT!" Robin screamed at the top of his lungs "You can't bring in this stuff it's fucking illegal" he continued

"Hey just chill man okay we won't tell anyone if you don't tell anyone you fucking understand me?" Gizmo said as he tried to clam Robin down.

"Anyway how do you know it's a bad thing if you never tried it?" he went on "I mean me and Kid Wykkyd always try this shit out and I got to tell you it solves all of our fucking problems".

"Really" Robin asked looking very interested

"Oh yeah I mean shit happens and when it does we look for our answers in the drugs face it they solve all of our problems" Gizmo said as he started rolling it up.

"Oh what the hell give some of that" Robin said as he grabbed him a piece of weed.

20 Minutes Of Stoning Later…

The boys sat behind the counter completely stoned, smoke was all around the store and they could not stop laughing

"So tell me Robin what do you think of president Bush and the American government?" Gizmo asked while trying to laugh as much

"Man those guys are fucking assholes I mean Bush needs to learn that if your going to go to war with Iraq you don't have to lie to country by saying that they have Weapons Of Mass Destruction" Robin said in a loud and annoying voice.

"I bet you that sometimes Bush sucks his own dick" Gizmo said with a loud laugh

"And don't get me stared on Ronald Reagan I mean he was the worlds biggest racist he fucking hated black people I mean he failed to act when they had problems with AIDS and lets not forget he gave the weapons to Saddam in the first place" Robin said before he pasted out

Gizmo and Kid Wykkyd then got out stole them some cash and barley walked out.

A/N: Okay sorry for the really long update but I'll try to update more often from now on.