Hi people!

Moon here!

It's torture time

Me: yay! More!

Latios: more what?

Me: more reviews!

Lugia: I think I can't make it... ( pass out )

CS: yay! More reviews!

Angie: the first one is from Sora532.

Me: hey! Don't steal my line!

Jirachi: Make out with Mew.

Mewtwo: light someone's head on fire.

Mew: Slash Shaymin with a sword.

Angie: okay, Jirachi and mew, come here.

Me: what does it say?

Angie: * whisper *

me: * throw up and pass out *

Angie: while Moon is in dreamland, I will take over.

Jirachi: what do we have to do?

Angie: make out!

Entei: * drink some coffee and spit it all over Raikou *

Raikou: * start beating up Entei *

Mew: hey guys! Look at what I found!

Mewtwo: what is it?

Mew: isn't he cute?

Mewtwo: * look at the ugly worm that Mew said was cute * * eye twitch *

Worm: * start attacking Mewtwo *

Mewtwo: aaaah!

Mew: isn't he cute?

Angie: make out!

Jirachi: no! I'm not making out with him!

Angie: would you prefer the punishment?

Jirachi: eek! No! * drags Mew to her room *

Mew: isn't he cute?

CS: since I'm Moon's sister, I get to read the next dare!

CS: the next said Mewtwo has to light someone's head on fire!

Mewtwo: really?

CS: Yup!

Mewtwo: * laugh evilly * it's pay back time!

TSS: I thought you were killed by that worm.

Mewtwo: yes! I, Mewtwo has came back from the dead! Which really isn't a good thing.

Mewtwo: * light Moon's head on fire *

In dreamland...

me: la la la!

me: huh? * sees candycanes burning up *

me: * screams *

me: * wakes up * what? * sees my head on fire *

me: aaaaaaaaah! * run around in circles *

Articuno: * chuckle *

me: * trips and fall on Articuno *

Articuno: aaaaah! * runs away *

me: okay, I don't know what happened, but I am not happy!

CS: it was in a dare!

TSS: let me do the next one!

Me: hey! I'm awake!

Arceus: and no body cares.

TSS: next Mew has to slash Shaymin with a sword!

Shaymin: aaaaaaaah!

TSS: * gives Mew a sword *

Mew: yay! It's pay back time!

Shaymin: aaaaaaah! What did I do!

Mew: you stole my chocolate cake!

Mewtwo: * eye twitch *

Shaymin: so! It's just a chocolate cake!

Mew: that chocolate cake was life itself! To me! * slash Shaymin with a sword *

CS: * heals Shaymin *

me: and that ends Sora532's review!

Me: next is from Yue the snow queen again!

Yue: yay!

Yeah..good story..

Jirachi: Cook a few cookies and make everyone jealous when you eat it!

Darkrai: Get chased by a bunch of ghost Pokemon

Everyone: start kissing each other *opposite kiss his/her opposite*

Mew: A mountain of cookies,Chocolate,candy,and cake fall in your head!

Raikou: Eat cheese!

Mew: Try to steal it.

Dialga: Get send to the dinosaur edge with palkia

Palkia: Scream when you get chased by Tyrannosaurus

Hetran: Turned to a frog by a fairy from nowhere

me: Jirachi! You need to cook some cookies and make everyone jealous when you eat it!

Mew: cookies...

Jirachi:okay

Shaymin:do you need me to help you bake some cookies?

Jirachi: eek! No! * grabs a flamethrower * you are a terrible cook! * burns Shaymin with flamethrower

Shaymin: ... * goes into the kitchen and comes out with smelly purple cookies * dig in...

Jirachi: ahhhh! those cookies smell like socks that have been left in a locker for a year and sprayed with gloom perfume! Ahhhh!

Mew: cookies! * jumps on the cookies and start eating like a cave man *

Mew: * looks at Jirachi and thinks She's a cookie * cookie...

Jirachi:uhhhh... * runs away *

Mew: * roars * cookie! * chase after Jirachi *

me: yeah... Next Darkrai will be chased by ghost pokemon

Darkrai: so what, it's just ghost pokemon * sees a bunch of red eyes * ahhhhh!

* runs away *

Ghost pokemon: * gets ready to use curse *

Darkrai: no! I hate curse!

Me: now the opposites will kiss each other

Kyogre: * punches Groundon in the face * does that count?

Me: no

Kyogre: awwww... * punches Groundon again *

Groundon: * fainted *

Kyogre: now does it count?

Me: nope

Darkrai: * crawling on the floor all beaten up * finally... * big shadow appear above him *

Cressalia: hey Darkrai, it's kissy kissy time...

Darkrai: ... mommy... Ahhh!

Dialga: I am not kissing her.

Palkia: neither am I!

Me: too bad, you have to.

Palkia: I wouldn't have hated you this much if you never stole my vanilla pudding!

Dialga: I didn't steal your vanilla pudding!

Palkia: yes you did!

Dialga: no I didn't!

Palkia and Dialga: * starts fighting *

me: wait, is this vanilla pudding thing that started this hate?

Palkia and Dialga: yes!

Me: okay... if Dialga didn't steal it, who did?

Giratina: * burps *

Giratina: I'm lucky that I don't have a opposite

Yue: * points at Arceus *

Giratina: oh no...

Arceus: * does a come-near-me-and-die glare *

Giratina: oh god... * goes near Arceus *

1 second later...

* explodes *

Lugia: * gets up *

me: Lugia, you're suppose to kiss Ho-oh

Lugia: I don't think I can... * faints *

Ho-oh: does it mean that I don't need to kiss him?

Me: no, it means that you get to kiss him until he wakes up.

Ho-oh: noooo!

Latias: me and Latios are brother and sisters so does it mean we don't need to kiss?

Me: what's better than family kiss?

Latios: * burps * * farts *

Latias: what has my brother become! * cries *

me: oh god, anyone here knows psychic?

Mewtwo: I do... * smiles evilly * * uses psychic to make all opposite legendaries kiss *

Opposite legendaries: * starts throwing up *

me: I'm not cleaning that

me: next a mountain of sweets fall on mew's head

Mew: * gets squashed by the mountain * candy! Chocolate! Sweets! Starts eating

Jirachi: * tired from all the escaping * thank you Yue! I love you!

1 second later...

the mountain: * all gone *

Jirachi: Arceus... what have I done to get this punishment!

Arceus: well, you stole my soda

Jirachi: * runs away *

Mew: cookie!

Me: now Raikou eat cheese

Raikou: okay... * grabs a cheese *

me: now Mew try to steal it.

Mew: cheese... * looks at Raikou *

Raikou: oh my god... MY CHEESE! * runs away *

Mew: * roars * cheese! * chases after Raikou *

me: now Dialga and Palkia gets sent to the dinosaur age.

Palkia: we have a dinosaur age?

Dialga and Palkia: * gets zapped to the dinosaur age *

Cave man: * pokes them * $?%?%&9

Palkia: we have a cave man in the dinosaur age?

Palkia: * sees a big dinosaur coming their way * what is that?

Dialga: that's a... that's all... Tyrannosaurus!

Palkia: what? RUN!

Dialga and Palkia: ahhhh! * runs away *

Palkia: * gets stepped on *

Dialga: ahahaha! * pancake *

me: next heatran gets turned into a frog by some fairy from no where.

Random Fairy: hello there, I'm here to turn some heatran into a frog.

Me: right there * points at heatran *

heatran: oh... * gets turned into a frog *

Random fairy: don't worry, the spell would be gone next chapter, be good

heatran: * now a frog * ...

me: wasn't he already a frog to began with? Oh well, that's the end of Yue's there and also this chapter. Good bye.

Sorry for the super late update...