Hi people!
Moon here!
It's torture time
Me: yay! More!
Latios: more what?
Me: more reviews!
Lugia: I think I can't make it... ( pass out )
CS: yay! More reviews!
Angie: the first one is from Sora532.
Me: hey! Don't steal my line!
Jirachi: Make out with Mew.
Mewtwo: light someone's head on fire.
Mew: Slash Shaymin with a sword.
Angie: okay, Jirachi and mew, come here.
Me: what does it say?
Angie: * whisper *
me: * throw up and pass out *
Angie: while Moon is in dreamland, I will take over.
Jirachi: what do we have to do?
Angie: make out!
Entei: * drink some coffee and spit it all over Raikou *
Raikou: * start beating up Entei *
Mew: hey guys! Look at what I found!
Mewtwo: what is it?
Mew: isn't he cute?
Mewtwo: * look at the ugly worm that Mew said was cute * * eye twitch *
Worm: * start attacking Mewtwo *
Mewtwo: aaaah!
Mew: isn't he cute?
Angie: make out!
Jirachi: no! I'm not making out with him!
Angie: would you prefer the punishment?
Jirachi: eek! No! * drags Mew to her room *
Mew: isn't he cute?
CS: since I'm Moon's sister, I get to read the next dare!
CS: the next said Mewtwo has to light someone's head on fire!
Mewtwo: really?
CS: Yup!
Mewtwo: * laugh evilly * it's pay back time!
TSS: I thought you were killed by that worm.
Mewtwo: yes! I, Mewtwo has came back from the dead! Which really isn't a good thing.
Mewtwo: * light Moon's head on fire *
In dreamland...
me: la la la!
me: huh? * sees candycanes burning up *
me: * screams *
me: * wakes up * what? * sees my head on fire *
me: aaaaaaaaah! * run around in circles *
Articuno: * chuckle *
me: * trips and fall on Articuno *
Articuno: aaaaah! * runs away *
me: okay, I don't know what happened, but I am not happy!
CS: it was in a dare!
TSS: let me do the next one!
Me: hey! I'm awake!
Arceus: and no body cares.
TSS: next Mew has to slash Shaymin with a sword!
Shaymin: aaaaaaaah!
TSS: * gives Mew a sword *
Mew: yay! It's pay back time!
Shaymin: aaaaaaah! What did I do!
Mew: you stole my chocolate cake!
Mewtwo: * eye twitch *
Shaymin: so! It's just a chocolate cake!
Mew: that chocolate cake was life itself! To me! * slash Shaymin with a sword *
CS: * heals Shaymin *
me: and that ends Sora532's review!
Me: next is from Yue the snow queen again!
Yue: yay!
Yeah..good story.. Jirachi: Cook a few cookies and make everyone jealous when you eat it! Darkrai: Get chased by a bunch of ghost Pokemon Everyone: start kissing each other *opposite kiss his/her opposite* Mew: A mountain of cookies,Chocolate,candy,and cake fall in your head! Raikou: Eat cheese! Mew: Try to steal it. Dialga: Get send to the dinosaur edge with palkia Palkia: Scream when you get chased by Tyrannosaurus Hetran: Turned to a frog by a fairy from nowhere
me: Jirachi! You need to cook some cookies and make everyone jealous when you eat it!
Mew: cookies...
Jirachi:okay
Shaymin:do you need me to help you bake some cookies?
Jirachi: eek! No! * grabs a flamethrower * you are a terrible cook! * burns Shaymin with flamethrower
Shaymin: ... * goes into the kitchen and comes out with smelly purple cookies * dig in...
Jirachi: ahhhh! those cookies smell like socks that have been left in a locker for a year and sprayed with gloom perfume! Ahhhh!
Mew: cookies! * jumps on the cookies and start eating like a cave man *
Mew: * looks at Jirachi and thinks She's a cookie * cookie...
Jirachi:uhhhh... * runs away *
Mew: * roars * cookie! * chase after Jirachi *
me: yeah... Next Darkrai will be chased by ghost pokemon
Darkrai: so what, it's just ghost pokemon * sees a bunch of red eyes * ahhhhh!
* runs away *
Ghost pokemon: * gets ready to use curse *
Darkrai: no! I hate curse!
Me: now the opposites will kiss each other
Kyogre: * punches Groundon in the face * does that count?
Me: no
Kyogre: awwww... * punches Groundon again *
Groundon: * fainted *
Kyogre: now does it count?
Me: nope
Darkrai: * crawling on the floor all beaten up * finally... * big shadow appear above him *
Cressalia: hey Darkrai, it's kissy kissy time...
Darkrai: ... mommy... Ahhh!
Dialga: I am not kissing her.
Palkia: neither am I!
Me: too bad, you have to.
Palkia: I wouldn't have hated you this much if you never stole my vanilla pudding!
Dialga: I didn't steal your vanilla pudding!
Palkia: yes you did!
Dialga: no I didn't!
Palkia and Dialga: * starts fighting *
me: wait, is this vanilla pudding thing that started this hate?
Palkia and Dialga: yes!
Me: okay... if Dialga didn't steal it, who did?
Giratina: * burps *
Giratina: I'm lucky that I don't have a opposite
Yue: * points at Arceus *
Giratina: oh no...
Arceus: * does a come-near-me-and-die glare *
Giratina: oh god... * goes near Arceus *
1 second later...
* explodes *
Lugia: * gets up *
me: Lugia, you're suppose to kiss Ho-oh
Lugia: I don't think I can... * faints *
Ho-oh: does it mean that I don't need to kiss him?
Me: no, it means that you get to kiss him until he wakes up.
Ho-oh: noooo!
Latias: me and Latios are brother and sisters so does it mean we don't need to kiss?
Me: what's better than family kiss?
Latios: * burps * * farts *
Latias: what has my brother become! * cries *
me: oh god, anyone here knows psychic?
Mewtwo: I do... * smiles evilly * * uses psychic to make all opposite legendaries kiss *
Opposite legendaries: * starts throwing up *
me: I'm not cleaning that
me: next a mountain of sweets fall on mew's head
Mew: * gets squashed by the mountain * candy! Chocolate! Sweets! Starts eating
Jirachi: * tired from all the escaping * thank you Yue! I love you!
1 second later...
the mountain: * all gone *
Jirachi: Arceus... what have I done to get this punishment!
Arceus: well, you stole my soda
Jirachi: * runs away *
Mew: cookie!
Me: now Raikou eat cheese
Raikou: okay... * grabs a cheese *
me: now Mew try to steal it.
Mew: cheese... * looks at Raikou *
Raikou: oh my god... MY CHEESE! * runs away *
Mew: * roars * cheese! * chases after Raikou *
me: now Dialga and Palkia gets sent to the dinosaur age.
Palkia: we have a dinosaur age?
Dialga and Palkia: * gets zapped to the dinosaur age *
Cave man: * pokes them * $?%?%&9
Palkia: we have a cave man in the dinosaur age?
Palkia: * sees a big dinosaur coming their way * what is that?
Dialga: that's a... that's all... Tyrannosaurus!
Palkia: what? RUN!
Dialga and Palkia: ahhhh! * runs away *
Palkia: * gets stepped on *
Dialga: ahahaha! * pancake *
me: next heatran gets turned into a frog by some fairy from no where.
Random Fairy: hello there, I'm here to turn some heatran into a frog.
Me: right there * points at heatran *
heatran: oh... * gets turned into a frog *
Random fairy: don't worry, the spell would be gone next chapter, be good
heatran: * now a frog * ...
me: wasn't he already a frog to began with? Oh well, that's the end of Yue's there and also this chapter. Good bye.
Sorry for the super late update...
