A/N I will not be updating everyday now, I need to get along with other stuff. Now on to chapter 4!
Disclamer: I don't own Naruto
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shirohebi: I hate her, will message you!
Naru and Sasuke have been on a team for quiet a while, Sakura's replacement was a really pale boy called Sai, he painted images on his paper and it came out of the paper, alive. Naru thought it was really cool and tried to get Sai to teach her, but he said no. The funniest thing about Sai was what he called Sasuke, he called him 'Dickless' and it drove Sasuke mad. But he also called Naru 'Flat Chested' once... It was not nice...
Naru, Sasuke and Sai were by the bridge, waiting for Kakashi. The three had decided that today they were going to put their foot down and argue so they could at least get a c-rank mission, the d-ranks shouldn't even be put through. Chores like painting the fence, babysitting (it was the worst one, every ninjas fear), catching the cat Tora (he's a demon from hell!)
Right now, team seven was in the missions room to get their next one.
"OK, we have fence painting, pulling weeds, catching Tora..."
"NO WAY OLD MAN!" Naru screamed, "THESE ARE CHORES, NOT MISSIONS! AT LEAST GIVE US A C-RANK!"
"Naru, be respectful to the hokage!" Iruka scolded, "He is the strongest ninja in this village."
"Its all right Iruka, Naru has always called me that, but if it was anyone else, they would have their butt handed to them," the hokage said casting a side-long glance at Sasuke.
"Kakashi, do you think that your students are ready for a c-rank?"
Naru sent her strongest ki at Kakashi, making him sweat, and she looked pointedly at the pouch that held 'icha icha'.
"Uhhh," Kakashi looked over towards Naru again, "Yeah... they're ready."
Naru stopped sending ki at Lakashi. making him sigh with relief.
"All right, Iruka go get the client."
Iruka disappeared behind a door for a brief second before coming back with an old man in tow.
"Guys, this is Tazuna, you'll be escorting him to the land of the waves." The Hokage said.
"These lil' runts are meant to protect me? I bet they couldn't even catch a cat,"
"Did you just... INSULT ME?" Naru fumed at him.
"Yeah I did little girl! How did you even pass the test?"
In a flash, Naru was holding a kunai near Tazunas neck, giving him shivers. "Let's see you use that little girl," Tazuna taunted with a shaky voice. Naru pushed the kunai harder to his neck, drawing blood. "OK, OK, I give!" Tazuna cried.
"Good," Naru said happily. "Kakashi-sensei, when will we be leaving?"
"Go pack your stuff and meet at the gate in half an hour."
When Naru got home she, seized all her weapons, a weeks worth of food, and some storage scrolls. She strapped a white katana on her back and noticed that the person who had so kindly made it for her, had drawn a tiny nine tailed fox picture on it's hilt in black. Putting her weapon pouches on with the scrolls in them, Naru went to sleep.
Two hours later Naru woke up again and while looking at the clock, she cursed. She had asked the Kyuubi to wake her up after an hour an a half, but Kyuubi also fell asleep, and Naru was now later than Kakashi...
~At the Gate
"Where's Naru?" Sasuke asked.
'She is later than me, I have a pupil!' Kakashi thought.
"Flat chest is coming, Dickless," Sai said (Who would have thought...)
"You bastard! Don't call me that!" Sasuke yelled in a 'Uchiha mad' manner.
This is what was happening when Naru walked upon the scene.
"Sorry I'm late, I slept longer than I meant to, thanks to a giant fur-ball."
Tazuna wondered what she was talking about, but just let it be. Sai's eyes went to her tails then ears before finally realizing what she meant. Sasuke rolled his eyes and Kakashi let out a perverted giggle with his book covering in his face.
"Would you please put that down sensei! I'm a girl you know!" Kakashi just ignored her, a bad mistake.
Naru then grabbed the book, threw it on the ground and (somehow) made fire shoot from her fingers, setting the book alight.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kakashi wailed, "My book! My one! My only! You..." Kakashi pointed at Naru, "You... YOU! That was the new edition! YOU are going to get it!"
Then they all started out to the land of the waves. Well, at least tried to.
They were stopped by a flaming pink ball of hair, that turned out to be Sakura.
"Sasuke-kun! Don't leave without me! I am taking the genin test early so we can be together again!" She screeched.
"Hn, go away, you're annoying," Sasuke said, suddenly becoming emo, and Naru thought she beat it out of him...
"But Sasuke-kun!" she whined.
"Go. Away. I. Don't. Like. YOU!" Sasuke said, while shouting at the end.
Sakura ran away, crying. But not before saying, "I'll see you when you get back, and you'll realize you love me!"
Once she was gone, then they set out, and Naru realized that she was the only girl.
~Two hours later
"Kakashi-sensei, I'm bored," Naru wailed.
As they were walking, they had passed a random book store where Kakashi had gotten a new book.
Just then, Naru had an idea. Sneaking up behind Kakashi, Naru slowly reached into his back pouch and managed to get a book.
'I wonder how many he has, what do you think Kyuu?'
'Too many' Kyuu was not the most chatty fox.
Opening up the book, Naru let out a perverted giggle, only five pages in. Spinning wildly, Kakashi realized that Naru got one of his books and cried out desperately "My baby! Don't kill him, please!"
Naru laughed and told him she just wanted to read, but then she just got a scolding that she is becoming too much like Kakashi and she was too young. And such the great chase for Naru and the book started, but it ended quickly as a white bunny crossed their path, and Kakashi shouted "GET DOWN!"
