Seo Hyun here! I must be a really bored person to update every day and to do my other fan fiction in the same night. . . Oh well! Moving on then… So, Alice-chan is gonna be taking a bath at the mansion… It sounds a bit perverted… Don't worry, it won't be too perverted XD hahaha! Please enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Heart no Kuni no Alice!
Chapter 4: Bath Time and 5 Things 5 yr. olds shouldn't know: The First Thing
When the twins heard that Alice-chan wanted to take a bath, an evil plot started to form in their heads. To keep to simple, they were going to bathe with Alice-chan while Blood and Elliot were in there.
"Hey Alice-chan, let's play a game!" said the twins. The girl smiled and responded, "What kind of game onii-chans?"
"First one to jump in the bath when everyone is there is the winner!" said Dum. "And the prize is a book!" said Dee. Alice was still Alice and she loved books (whatever age she may be). "I wanna play! I wanna play!" The twins smiled and nodded their heads. They peeked around the corner and saw Blood and Elliot enter the bath house with towels wrapped around their waists. The twins undressed Alice (they have no shame haha) and gave her a cute towel that was a wrap around with strawberry patterns on it. She smiled and giggled.
Alice waited for them to undress and put towels on as well. The twins told Alice-chan to be very quiet. The Dee followed after Dum as they went into the bath waters.
"What are you guys doing here?" said Elliot, who was obviously annoyed by their presence.
"Stupid sissy hare! We need to bathe too ya know?" said the twins. "Why-why you—" Blood cut Elliot off. "Elliot, please. It's just a bathe let them do what they want."
After he said this Dee and Dum shouted at the same time. "ALICE-CHAN!" The little girl came giggling and jumped into the bath, making a big splash.
"ONII-CHANS!" Her little head popped out of the water as she yelled for them happily.
"Wah? Alice-chan? What are you doing, get out!" The hare was flushed pink on his cheeks as she started to move away from Alice. The little girl still had her towel on, but the hare was still embarrassed looking at Alice since he had no clothes on (of course he had his towel!)
"Dee , Dum," Blood growled. "What is Alice-chan doing here?" He was not happy. He didn't expect to meet her in a bath house with only his towel to cover his "precious part".
"But boss! We thought you would be happy if we brought Alice-chan!" said Dee. "Plus she needs to take a bath!" said Dum with tease.
"Did I Win Dee and dum onii-chan?" The girl smiled at them. They nodded their heads and said "Uh huh! You did Alice-chan! Good job! Now you can take a bath!"
The mafia boss stared at the girl. She only has a towel on. . . No. . . she's only five years old. . . The mafia boss smiled and picked up the girl, putting him on his lap.
"Boss?" Elliot looked at him in disbelief as Blood started to wash Alice's hair with shampoo.
Blood stared at the hare. "Is there a problem Elliot?" The hare backed off, detecting the small violence in his voice. "No-nothing boss! I think I'm finished, I'll be taking leave then." Elliot tried to step out of the bath, but his towel slipped off of him, exposing his. . . "precious part". Alice-chan grew wide eye as she stared at the naked hare. The twins laughed uncontrollably as Elliot tried to bend down to look for his towel in the waters.
Alice-chan pointed at his "precious part" and asked Blood a question. " Blood onii-chan. . . what is that?"
The mafia boss snickered and told the girl, "It's just his 'precious part' Alice-chan." He didn't want to describe it any further. By this time, Elliot found his towel and ran away, completely embarrassed that a five year old had seen "it".
"But-but-but, how is it 'precious'?" the little girl was confused at the way Blood used the term. "It was between his legs!" The girl said this with a pout.
The twins laughed even harder at the girl, who was beginning to get mad at why Blood wouldn't give her an explanation. The mafia boss sighed trying his best to keep it "innocent".
"Well, Alice-chan, you see. . . " he didn't know how explain it. He just stroked her hair. "ONI-CHAN! I WANNA KNOW!" The girl was about to burst into tears. The twins were close to tears as well, tears of laughter. Blood couldn't take the noise anymore and just shouted in anger the answer.
"Alice-chan! His 'precious part' is his d***! It's where he p****** and has s** and washes away fluids from woman's v******!" Blood ranted a little bit more (you guys know already hahaha) and after that Blood huffed looking at the girl sternly. Alice was in shock. She didn't say anything. The twins were in shock as well. They didn't expect their boss to tell Alice about "it". She started to move away from Blood and towards the twins.
The little girl knew that his answer was not "friendly" and that it was not "appropriate" as well. She started to cry by the time she sat next to the twins, who gave him a smirk. Blood's eyes seethed with anger at them. "Why you dirty little b*******!" said Blood.
Alice-chan started to cry even more and shouted, "BLOOD ONII-CHAN USED A BAD WORD!" She cried holding her ears. The twins stopped laughing and started to comfort the little girl who was crying uncontrollably. They knew that her innocence had been scarred a bit because of him. Blood started to feel a pit grow in his stomach and moved to the girl to give her a small hug. When he did, she howled and pushed him away and went over to the twins who continued to smile evilly at their boss.
"I DON'T WANNA TAKE A BATH ANYMORE!" The girl cried. The twins called a maid over, who picked up the crying girl and took her away to change her.
"Well boss, that must have scarred her for life," said the twins. The mafia boss growled, "Dee Dum, your pay, wait. . . no, your weapons have been confiscated for today." The twins groaned as Blood stepped out of the bath and went to his room. The twins were the last ones in the bath. They had the whole bath house to themselves. They sat for a while, thinking about their actions and what they could do to improve it.
"Say brother," said Dee. "Yeah?" answered Dum.
"How about we bake a cake with Alice-chan today?"
"Sounds good. How about we make it for the stupid hare?"
A smile crept upon Dee's face. "Sounds like a plan brother!"
They got out of the bath and went to look for Alice-chan. They found her in their room (which was now empty since Blood confiscated their weapons). She was fully clothed in a cute dress that was baby blue. Her hair was tied up into a ponytail with a ribbon sitting on it. She swung her legs cheerfully on their bed, waiting patiently. (She recovered, memories there, but she recovered haha!)
"Hey Alice-chan, do you like eating cakes?" asked the twins.
The little girl's eyes widened with happiness. "I love cakes! I want some!"
"Then why don't we bake our own?"
"Okay! Is it just for us?"
The twins smiled. "How about we make some for the stu—I mean Elliot onii-chan! He must have been hurt by Blood's words!"
The five year old remembered what happened and nodded her head. "yes! We should make some for Elliot onii-chan! But I don't want to make any for Blood-onii-chan. . ." She mumbled this part.
The twins understood and nodded. "Don't worry! Blood-onii-chan doesn't like cakes. This will just be us and Elliot, 'kay?" The little girl giggled and smiled. "Okay! Can we invite Gray and Julius and Nightmare onii-chan?" The twins thought. "Sure! We can after we're done!" The five year old smiled even more.
OMG! What did I just write? I scarred Alice's innocence! ahhh! XD This chapter kept on making me smile! pwahahaha! Well, Alice already learned the first thing that five year olds shouldn't learn about: Private Parts hahahaha! Well, next chapter: an assault!
Thanks for reading! please review! ;D
