Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does. The only ones I own is the girl that Kisame sees. Enjoy!

Chapter 3 Crazy Feelings!

By ten at night – the laundry – the entire thing was done, to Naruto's relief. Which was after two more threats of another collapse clothes, these ones were clean though. If they did fall, Itachi wasn't around to save him.

With him only struggling, he didn't notice his clones done, even dinner cooked and on the table. So he had to summon more to help with delivering clean clothes to each room. Every room was done, except Hidan's because all of them were a little chicken of the Jashin worshiper. So he cancelled the jutsu, leaving him alone.

Walking to the room that was unknown to him, he tried to peek pass the stack of clothes that was in front of his sight. He found it, only to push the door open with his foot.

Looking beside the stack, he saw fresh blood on the walls and moral of the symbol for Jashin. Dark crimson blood that was dried covered the walls as he looked around for a place that wasn't bloody for the clothes.

"What the hell do you want you fucking gender-confused brat?" Hidan's voice filled the air as Naruto jumped, only seeing the purple eyes shining through the darkness.

"Just clean clothes Hidan-sama." He said, his teeth clattering from the fear of death from the monk. Avoiding eye contact with the sadistic man, he set the clothes down on the bed, only to feel a hand calloused push him.

"Something appeals to me. Its . . . your blood . . . it smells delicious." A sadistic came onto the monk's lips as Naruto's eyes widened. "Now the only question is, where the fuck to pull some from?"

"Hidan its best for you to let him go." A voice called out, a warning in advance.

Both heads turned to see Kisame standing in the doorway with narrowed eyes.

"Both you and I know that Leader-sama won't be happy if you do that to the help." Kisame threatened as he glared at the younger man.

"Fuck him, fuck everyone." Hidan hissed as he rose from Naruto, eyes glaring at the blue-skinned man. "The only reason he's around is to keep brats like Tobi in check, that's it to me."

While the two argued like a married couple, Naruto took the time, escaping behind Kisame as they got into a glaring contest. With a shake of his head, he could only listen to the bickering from the two through the walls as it got louder.

He stopped in his place, a thought that was crazy running through his mind. The man that wanted to cut his legs off saved him but why?

Why did I blush in front of Itachi anyway, Naruto asked himself as he continued on his way to his bedroom.

When he got there, he could only sit there on his bed, trying to get things straight. Something he wasn't good at, at the first place.

Why is this happening, all of it, he thought, asking himself as the thoughts continued to rant through his mind.

Sighing, he felt feathers suddenly land on his body, forcing him to look around for the source. He found sitting on his knee, its red eye looking at him. It was just a crow.

What the fuck? Why is there a crow in my room, especially when there's no window, he ranted in his mind. Like he could answer his own questions when he could barely do a lot of things without getting in trouble.

Shaking his head, eyes holding confusion as he still noticed the crow's presence. "What do you want anyway birdie?"

It let a caw out, flapping its wings until it was floating in the air, looking at him.

Pushing off the bed, he stood there, only to follow the bird to the door as it pecked at the wooden object that stood in its way. With his hand gripping the knob, he pulled it open only to see the opaque bird disappear from his sight until he left the room he was given.

Following the bird was easy until he realized he was outside the house and the darkness of the night surrounded him, ready to swallow him whole.

His eyes came onto the full moon that sat in the sky, giving a bright glow to the night, trying to light the night which failed. It was trying to protect animals and people from danger but it won't help. Stars sparkled in the sky like diamonds sitting in the sunlight. Everywhere he looked, shadows were around him, ready to take his heart.

The only thing that made the crow not dissipate into the night were its crimson eyes that shined in the darkness.

"Where the hell are you taking me bird?" Naruto whispered as he felt a young tree limb hit the back of his head.

The bird stopped finally after the roar of a waterfall entered his ears from the distance, if not closer. Water sparkling in the moonlight was the only thing Naruto could make out besides the crow landing on a silhouette of someone that was dangling in the water. A caw escaped the crow, causing the figure to move until the bicolor eyes that the Uchiha had.

"Why did that crow lead me out here?" Naruto asked, with confusion laced in his face, as he glared at the crow as it peered at him with the crimson eyes.

"I need to tell you something in private. That's all, and my pet helped me out." Itachi explained as he got up from his sitting position, dragging his feet out from the water. He stood in the moon's gaze, letting it turn his hair silvery as he let his eyes take in Naruto's confused look.

"Tell me something?" Naruto asked in a hushed voice, trying to figure it out himself.

They were alone, something that told them the other members were asleep for the night. The only things that were moving were the creatures of the night.

Itachi blinked as he lowered his gaze a bit only to look back at Naruto's face. A breath escaped his invisible parted lips. "Something that may come as a shock."

Confusion suddenly came into the sapphire eyes as silence took the area over again. His eyes stayed on the eldest Uchiha as he ambled his way to the blond, surprising him a bit.

When the eldest Uchiha came to the blond, he pushed him down with one swift move of his hand. Hearing the thud that was a bit pleasing to him, he saw the blond looking at him like he couldn't believe what just happened. The young shinobi tried to get up, only to be pushed down until he was laying as Itachi sat on him, legs on each side of the blond.

Placing his hands on each side of Naruto's head, his face close to his.

Naruto saw something unfamiliar burning in the man's eyes, something he couldn't recognize. Without any warning, the burning in the Uchiha's eyes came to sense when a kiss was placed on Naruto's lips. Without any warning also, a blush consumed his face like he was a school girl.

"Anata ga suki." (It means I love you, only in Japanese)


Its shorter then chapter 2 but I couldn't help it when I finished the chapter. When I posted this I was watched Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood listening to my cousin snoring in the process. It was the night of part one of the party we had. Won a game of volleyball - even if our court is going downhill. Then I had to watch my cousin's daughter who wore me out. I'm about ready to fall asleep when i did this.

Also, I've been forgetting to say this, Hisho was made for Miyuki-Ice-Fox, she asked for it so I made it for her. She adores this pairing and others. So all the chapters, including prologue will belong to her soon - once its done. Well sis, I hope you enjoy every bit of this fanfic with ItaNaru in it because it was a lot of work to put the comedy in. At least I think its comedy.

Sayanara until the next update my readers!