How to be named 'Beilschmidt' and still survive Highschool

:] Still grounded from computer~ Yay! (Not.)

Really tired right now ): As soon as I get a headache from my sleep meds, I'm stopping and going to sleep, 'kay?

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3) Ist es Belastigung, wennich heimlich etwas fur sie?

("Is it harassment if I secretly like it?")

Aloisa POV/1st Person

P.S. Anyone else notice that in the first two chapters for the POV, I spelt her name Alosia? XD Sorry, just now noticed that typo...

Just as I sat down in the library, my texbooks sitting on my right side (perfectly stacked so they wouldn't topple over without warning) and my small stack of books to read on my left (towered in the same manner), I was ready to spend one lonesome (but peaceful) hour at the school library.

As I was about to start rereading Romeo and Juliet for the fourth time of my life (I felt it necessary to read it at least once a year because I keep hoping that one day the confusing concept of romance will make sense to me), I was immediately hugged from behind-my "attacker" smelling of Bruder's cologne.

"Schwester! You have your free time this hour?" Gilbert asked happily, pawing around in my bookbag for my class schedule.

I sighed and set down my book, then tilted my head back so I could look at Bruder-upside down, but I could watch him nonetheless.

"Yes, I have free time this hour. I believe I stated that I was going to the library for my free hour during lunch, actually," I said accusingly. He had fully well heard me, and quite possibly only came here-to a library, which I bet he didn't even know how to spell-to bother me.

Gilbert grinned. "Am the awesome me-" I will not even go on to say how ignorant that sounded, "-not allowed to go where meine Scwester does?"

"...Not really, no."

He stuck his tongue out at me then turned to the entrance, where I looked and saw that Antonio and Francis had tagged along as well.

I blinked at my brother. "Both of them have this hour as their free hour as well?"

He scoffed. "Of course not. It's rare for two of us to even be in the same class together. Probably because the classrooms can't stand to have the Awesomeness Occupancy Limit exceeded. They just ditch Science and Language to hang with the awesome me."

I sighed. "I bet their teachers don't even know what those two look like..."

Just then, I realized that more than just Antonio, Francis, and Bruder had stalked me. Hanging off of Antonio's arm was Imedla, and right behind her was her brother.

I quickly sat up properly and began clipping back my hair.

Bruder looked at me, obviously confused. "Luddy-" I didn't even glare at him, like I usually do when he calls me by the pet name, "-why are you suddenly...Oh, nevermind."

At that moment was when Antonio smiled happily and hugged me (Bruder glared but did nothing, not even when Antonio began purring in Spanish about how adorable I was). Imelda began glaring at me like normal, and Francis stared at me curiously, wondering why I had suddenly made my hair look abnormally good.

Antonio pulled away and looked at Imelda, telling her it's not polite to glare at people. She proceeded to take two sharp pencils and aim them at him like darts.

Feliciano smiled at me happily. "Ve~ Hello, Aloisa~ You look really pretty, ve~" He then turned his attention to Gilbert, who had somehow gotten a chick to sit ontop his head.

I blushed immediately at the compliment and looked anywhere but at Feliciano. Which got me to notice Imelda glaring at me with a fiery passion, and Francis smirking as if he just discovered a very juicy secret.

I blushed even worse as I realized that both of them knew I liked Feliciano.

...Wow, did I really just say that? Verdammt. Bruder would be stupid if he overheard me say that, and would probably say something like "admitting you have a problem is the first step of closure."

Imelda seemed to be against me. And I would say that Francis was on my side, but it would fit better to say that he was on the side of "l'amour."

Imelda, breaking so many library rules, set a water bottle (opened) right next to my elbow, where I was sure to knock it all over myself when I turned from talking to Francis. (Who was busy explaining to me why Romeo and Juliet was the best book ever written, and how it would've been better if a French playwright had wrote it.) As soon as he saw her set it down, he snatched it up and moved it next to her.

Which is how she ended up with a lapful of water.

Then, she resorted to clipping the suspenders from my dress onto my chair. (How she managed that, I'll never know.)

When Gilbert appeared to be in a good enough mood to not murder Francis if he attempted it, Francis plopped himself down on my lap and moved to kiss my neck. He whispered "Stay still, ma cheri." He then quickly undid my suspenders from my chair (which were actually knotted impossibly, he later told me.) He gave me a look that said "start making it look like I did something." I burned bright red (I was actually, truly blushing, because I imagined what would have happened if I tried to stand up while tied to the chair.) and screamed shrilly.

Gilbert, being my loving Bruder, was the only one who paid attention to me.

Bruder stared at me, shocked. "What'd Francis do this time?"

Francis gave me a warning look, and I quickly spouted lies off the top of my head.

"He...he tried to feel up my shirt by unbuttoning my suspenders?"

Gilbert rolled his eyes, Francis sighed in relief, and Imelda glared daggers at me.

I quickly rebuttoned my suspenders, feeling guilty because I rarely lied so efficiently.

After Imelda finally got caught by Antonio for her antics (she had been about to throw a dictionary at my head), I snuck off to sit by myself and finish my book.

As I finally sat down in a hidden corner of the (rather impressively huge) library, I realized that I only had five minutes left before class.

I sighed and closed my eyes in anger.

When I opened them, golden-brown irises were staring back at me.

I yelped, obviously surprised.

Feliciano smiled at me. (I should really remember that he's not smiling at me, just smiling in general.) "Ve~ Why are you sitting here all by yourself, Aloisa~?"

I shrugged. "Everywhere else, your schwester is trying to kill me and everyone is so loud."

He looked at me, confused. "You're not used to loud places?"

I was perplexed as to why he didn't seem to notice that his sister is trying to kill me.

I sighed and said, "Yes. And if you could be quiet, that would be even better."

He pouted and began to get all teary again. "Veee~ Doitsu doesn't love me~!"

I was immediately shocked. How does someone so oblivious pick up on things like that.

"O-O-Of course I d-do, Feliciano...!"

He instantly brightened up and clinged onto my arm. "Yay~ Doitsu loves me~!"

I blinked back my confusion.

People like Feliciano are here in the world. And sometimes, you just have to let them do what they want because they are too adorable to deny.

:) That was really fun to write. I'll have to learn more German, though, other then "Fuck" "Sister" "Brother" and "my" XD (Really, I know how to speak German, I just don't use anything other than those here in this story.)

:P I'm really tired, so I'm gonna stop here for the night.

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