Author's Note: Hello you very handsome(or beautiful) people and welcome to the next chapter of... THE OLDEST MEMES! MEMEs, MEMes, MEmes, Memes, memes... Anyway, I have decided to write the next chapter, I also hid an Easter egg from an earlier chapter (it's pretty obvious). I'm sorry if it isn't has good because I was having trouble getting inspiration but I must do the next one. I can't believe that we've already reached 300 views (roughly 285 actually). I would like to thank hartolluver42 for being my first reviewer. He (or she) has requested I do the Me Gusta meme next so I will. Enjoy the chapter.

-BannaMan117

Famip (fam-ip) is a grunt minor who was put into a squad led by the famous sangheili ultra, Haree 'Vadmee. The fleet of Unquenching Thirst was currently on a victory streak, wrecking havoc to any human world's they came across. Aboard the flagship, Mountane Dewl, our (not so) brave protagonist prepares himself for battle but little did he know something that would change the early days of the interwebs forever would occur...

Location : In Orbit Over Unknown Planet

Time: April 30th 2531 (Human Time)

"Can you check my methane release valve?" Famip asked his fellow Unggoy comrade in his sneaky voice. "Sure!" The other grunt replied gleefully, motioning for him to turn around. He could feel his heavy gas tank slightly slide across his back has the Unggoy check his methane release valves. "You're all set! He heard a few minute later from his quirky friend and he replied with a thank you and I polite nod. He and the other Unggoy minors continued gearing up, arming themselves with plasma grenades, plasma pistols, and the occasional needler. The sound of multiple footsteps could be heard on the purple metal outside the door, he and his fellow comrades turned towards the door, only to be started by a whoosh sound and the door sliding open. At its entrance stood a massive, 7' 6" (roughly 2 and half meter) Sangheili suited in white Ultra armor with 2 guards on his right and left. After realization punched all the Unggoy In the gut, they all gave a proper Covenant salute. "At ease," boomed the buff leader has he slowly walked forward, preparing a speech for his troops, "If you are not familiar with who will be leading you into the field of battle, I am Haree 'Vadmee, An Ultra of the Covenant and close companion to Ship Master Ratts' Arsedee (Arse-dee). We will be dropping down into one of the largest groupings (closest Sangheilian equivalent for the words large city) of the filth known has humans, your greatest enemy. Though they may lack..." Has the great leader droned on, Famip lost interest and started wandering his thoughts. "Mmm...Humans, I've never met one, I wonder what they're like?" "...will you follow me into battle willing to sacrifice life and limb for your brothers, are you willing TO DIE FOR THE COVENANT AND OUR BELIEFS!" The Sangheili Ultra roared. "YEAH!" The Unggoy yelled raising their weapons high in the air. "Good...Be ready in 5 minutes and meet the rest of the squad at the Phantoms." All the Unggoy were pumped and ready for a fierce fight, but is our protagonist, Famip, be ready for what's to come?...

Location : Surface Of Unknown Planet

Time: April 30th 2531, Later That Day

The squad of Unggoy, Sangheili, and Ruutian (Jackals) had finally regrouped and were marching to the human city. The area surround it was hot, humid, and swarming with some kind of insect that would bite you. "How can humans live in such a horrible place." His Unggoy comrade complained as they marched. Famip replied "Maybe they can only grow a type of food here." "Yeah, but..." "Silence." The Unggoy was cut off by Haree with a stern whisper. Famip started to fidget, he didn't like this one bit, the Ultra had stopped the whole party of Covenant. Off in the distance, whispers could be heard, HUMAN whispers. The Ultra squatted, signaling everyone else to do so. "Are we there yet." A high pitched voice said, possibly a child. "No, we're almost to back to the farm, just wait." A older, masculine voice replied. "Fine..." The higher pitched voice said In turn. Famip didn't understand any of it but it was clear they meant no harm. After the humans passed, Haree stood up and continued their march to the waiting point.

Time: Later that day

Location: Waiting point

The squad had reached the rendezvous point and were waiting for the fleet to start the attack. Famip sat down, his methane tank was against a tree. A whoosh went through the trees, swaying them, has enormous covenant ships appeared. Sleek and purple, they can can be described as looking like human "sharks". "That's our cue." Haree said has he picked himself up and started forming his squad into position. Once we were in formation, the Ultra continued the march, the looming, human city getting ever closer.

Time: Morning the next day

Location: Human city

The human city was easily overtaken, but once the humans were aware of our presences, they had sent every available forces in nearby star system to the planet. By early morning a humongous human fleet was in orbit, battling the Covenant fleet. The few ships over the city were dealing with mobile ground MAC guns. Famip looked around, the entire residential area was covered in scorch marks, signs of of a recent battle. He was one of the lucky Unggoy to survive the encounter and was already shaking with fear. To top it all off, there were rumors spreading about inhuman monsters, clad In green armor, who easily killed hundreds of squads. Soldiers were calling them Demons. Haree got up and said "Okay, everyone get up, we have orders to move up on the city center and destroy remaining human resistance. " Famip grunted as he pulled himself up, grunting. He started the trek onwards to their set destination.

Later

Famip had his weapon at the ready, he had a bad feeling about this. The squad had met little military resistance and some civilians. Has he walked, his Unggoy friend started to speak "Why can't-" Has Famip looked his way, he was cut off by a bang and a splatter has a sniper round tore through his friend's skull, killing him. Before Famip could react, another round went off, killing one of the surviving Sangheili. Famip let out out a scream has a green figure jumped out with inhumanly speed and killed a Ruutian and 2 Unggoy. Famip, in an attempt to run, turned around and started to sprint but the green figure fired at him, hitting the back of his leg, and he collapsed. Famip acted dead so the figure didn't come to finish him off. Thankfully he was distracted by a Haree. The Ultra fired at the Demon's head landing a plasma round on the helmet. The figure tore off the burning helmet and Famip saw the "human's" face. His skin was very pale and he was bald. The human slowly rose again to face the Sangheili. His eyes were crossed, his mouth was a straight line, and he had wrinkles on his forehead. The Demon, in one move, ran forward and, pulled out the ultra's foot from under him, pulled out a knife, and dug it Into Haree's skull, breaking his shield with his momentum. Famip gasped, the great Ultra... had been killed. The human, no Demon, heard him and looked at him, his cold, hard, crossed eye, gaze stared at him. He took a step forward and pulled out his pistol, he pointed it at Famip's head and before he fired, sang the words, "Me Gusta!"... BANG!

How did you handsome/pretty people enjoy this chapter. Sorry I hadn't updated in a LONG time. I had school and test ect. But I forced myself to finish it. This chapter is much, MUCH longer and I apologize for any mistakes I missed. Enjoy this chapter and please fav, review and give give me your souls! See ya, your models. :)