Nope, don't own anything. No relation to the author—JK Rowling owns all these characters. Hope this is better than the last one. Tell me if they suck and I should stop writing :) Review, they keep me going! Much love.

P.S. The bottom is funnier. Well Fred and George are funny, anyway.

Harry: We can't say anything, you know.

Ron: Yeah, I know, mate. It sucks.

Hermione: It does not suck, Ron. It's very fortunate we realized it ahead of time, if you think about it.

George has entered the conversation but is appearing offline.

Fred has entered the conversation but is appearing offline.

Ron: What's to think about? Malfoy ruined everything. Wouldn't be the first time. Bloody 'ell, if I were gonna play Quidditch this year and we were...you know...he would be going home early with a Bludger injury. Or something of the sort. I'd make Ginny hit him right in the gut.

Hermione: Ron, must you be so dramatic?

Ron: Coming from the girl who cried at the Yule Ball in our fourth year...

Hermione: That's exactly what I'm talking about, Ronald! That was a long time ago, and we both know that if you had—

Harry: Cut it out, you guys.

Luna has entered the conversation.

Ginny has entered the conversation.

Neville has entered the conversation.

Luna: Hello everyone!

Ron: Who invited all these people?

Hermione: Don't be so rude, Ron. Hi Luna.

Ron: I didn't single Loon—Luna out, Hermione. I was asking a question out of curiosity, but if you're going to lose your head over it—

Hermione: Ronald, if you would use your head a little more, I wouldn't be yelling at you for being impolite.

Ron: Who said anything about being impolite? Out of curiosity I asked a question. The harm of that I have yet to see.

Luna: Let's not fight, girls.

Ron: Excuse me, Luna, but I believe that—

Hermione: Nice one, Luna.

Neville: Hello Potter.

Harry: ...Um, hi Neville.

Neville: Nice to see you, Potter. How are things going?

Luna: Neville, are you all right? You seem different somehow...

Neville: Just swell, Loony Lovegood, just swell.

Hermione: Neville! I didn't think, out of all the people, you would...

Ron: Maybe we told the wrong person.

Harry: Told him what?

Hermione: Ron, what are you talking about?

Ron: What? You're serious you don't know?

Hermione: You can be such an oblivious idiot sometimes, Ronald.

Neville: I second that, Mud—Hermione.

Ron: Neville, were you just about to call her a...dirty blooded?

Harry has left the conversation and has entered a new conversation with Ron and Hermione only.

Harry: It's not Neville.

Hermione: He was quite rude in there!

Ron: What'dya mean, it's not Neville?

Hermione: Harry? Are you sure you want to say this...online?

Harry: It's Malfoy. I just know it.

Ron: Harry, how, and why, would Malfoy go on Neville's account? For his own amusement?

Hermione: Wait, wait a minute, Ron. Harry might have a point. Malfoy might have thought we would talk about something to Neville in private, and he would receive the information instead.

Luna has entered the room with Ginny sitting by her 'Virtual 5000'. They are on Luna's account.

Luna: Where'd you guys go? Neville is acting very strange. He called me a Loony Snot—

Harry: It's not Neville.

Luna: What? Luna said it said Neville.

Ron: Why are you speaking in third person?

Luna: This isn't Luna. It's Ginny, beside her on the 5000.

Ron: Oh, please do not start this again. I am begging you, Ginny, do not start this.

Luna: Ronald is just being stubborn, Ginny. It's okay to voice your opinion. Like me, for example. Daddy clearly invented the Virtual 5000 and is planning to—

Ron has left the conversation.

Harry: Hah! Good one, Luna. Hi Ginny.

Luna: Hi Harry. Nice to see you.

George: That Neville guy is really getting on my nerves. He keeps calling me a filthy Weasley, as if it's some kind of disease.

Fred: Funny little kid, ain't he? He seemed good-natured on the train last year...

Luna: It's apparently not Neville. And how in the world did you get here? I thought Mum told you to go help Dad outside!

Fred: In case you didn't notice, we don't live at your house, Luna.

George: I see the reason they call her a wee bit Loony...

Hermione: Fred! George! That's so rude. And obviously it is Ginny, if you both had any common sense in that peanut-sized brain. I would've thought you'd realized that in your eavesdropping.

George: We weren't eavesdropping.

Fred: It's called casually listening to someone else's conversation.

George: Exactly what I was going to say.

Fred: It's like you're my twin or something.

Hermione: Fools.

Luna: I agree. Unfortunately, those fools and I are blood-related.

Harry: Haha. That is unfortunate.

George: And I thought we liked you, Harry.

Fred: So sad when you think you know a guy.

George: Well, bottoms up, mates.

Fred: See you later, Ginny.

Luna: Ugh.

Hermione: I'm sure you're looking forward to it.

Harry: Too bad Ron wasn't here for this.

George: What? Ron's here.

Hermione: What?

Fred: As here as the rest of us. I can see him from the window. He's reading everything and pretending he's not on.

George: Good try, but he should know better than to position himself right in front of the window.

Ron: Fred, George, I'm gonna pummel you guys. I was doing so well!

Hermione: Ronald!

Luna: What a pity you have to go home to them, Ginny. You can stay with me, if you'd like.

Luna: Okay. That sounds great.

Fred: Well, gotta run. Cheerio.

George: Run into you later, Ginny. You know you can't escape us.

Luna: Oh goody.

Harry: I have to go too. Bye.

Luna: Farewell! Ginny says bye to Hermione and Harry.

Neville has left the conversation.

Harry: Good thing he left.

Hermione: He might not have. It said Ron left too but he hadn't.

Luna: That's right. Oh well.

George has left the conversation.

Fred has left the conversation.

Luna has left the conversation.

Hermione: Bye Harry.

Hermione has left the conversation.

Harry: Malfoy, I know you're here.

Neville: Think you know everything, don't you, Potter.

Harry: My friends are my friends, and you need to get out of here. Stop trying to fish for information by pretending to be Neville.

Neville: Who said I'm pretending?

Harry: Don't try to fool me, Malfoy.

Neville: Where's Ginny?

Harry: Don't you dare try to insult her.

Neville: Still like her, like you always did, Potter? Hope the Dark Lord doesn't hear about it, huh? I'm sure he would love to get his hands on a pretty girl like that. After all, she did open the Chamber, did she not?

Harry has left the conversation.

Neville: Better hope not, Potter. Better hope not. Even if you have other's sacrifice themselves for you, she'd be a big waste.

Neville has left the conversation.

Should I continue? If I don't get more reviews, I'll probably stop. Sorry! Much love. Review if you want it to continue.