"Probably because humanity does wish for destruction. We all thrive off each other's pain and only feel stupidity and anger. Besides, killing them off would just be doing a favor for the universe."

Zim grinned, "Your different from the Dib-stink."

"I know. And yet I still have to live in embarrassment from being related to such a loser."

"At least your not the embarrassment." Zim couldn't stop himself, he needed to let out all the pain he felt. "I know-It's shocking, but, even someone as amazing as Zim could be misjudged. The Tallest frown upon me, either because I'm too advanced or too short. I dunno."

"They judge on height?" She laughed, "Well you are pretty short. ..Although you do seem to gave gotten a little bit taller."

The alien smiled, and slowly took off his contacts and wigs, rubbing his eyes.

Gaz adjusted her own in curiosity, noticing how his eyes seemed to glow. To test her newly developed theory, she turned off the movie.

"Can you see in the dark?"

"Yes, we Irkens have skills much better than those of humans."

The human girl sighed, "Honestly, I wish I was an Irken. They have so much more to their names, not just the stupidity that I'm forced to live with."

"That must smell.." Zim agreed.


Dib climbed up the stairs, full of rage and caution. He dodged Gaz's security stuffed animals, and swung open the door at the same time he turned on the light.

Gaz panicked, I thought he would be stalled longer! Without a second thought she grabbed Zim's collar and softly pressed their lips together. She forced herself to moan slightly, and soon broke apart with a look of anger.

"Do you mind?" She growled.

Dib was too shocked to respond correctly; "Wha? But-You-He.. Gahh!" He closed the door and ran out.

Zim looked up at Gaz, his face now a lighter shade of blush. His lips sizzled slightly, but the pain felt.. Sweet. His squeedily-spooch leap a little, making him feel a strange mix of happiness, confusion, and warmth.

Gaz looked at Zim, and realized what she had just done. Her face flushed, and her heart skipped a beat. "I-I'm sorry.." She stuttered.

"No, that's what couples do." He grinned and licked her cheek.

Smiling softly, Gaz stood up and gave the alien a soft hug before pausing. "I... Need to show you something."

Gaz backed up, "Remember when Dib placed a terrible pig-spell on me?"

He nodded.

"..Well I still have a side effect.."

Gaz pulled off her shirt, and underneath hid several hideous, baseball sized pig faces all over her body.

Zim backed away in a mix of fear, shock, and disgust.

Suddenly, the faces started squealing and snorting loudly. Gaz's face went pale. Oh no.. Oh no, oh no, oh no! I forgot to feed them.. No...

A tear streamed down the girl's cheek. "They're hungry.." The pigs started to control her body, forcing her to cling onto Zim.

"I'm so sorry.." She whispered, as the pigs started to eat Zim alive.


The rest was a blank.

Gaz woke up the next morning and smelt a terrible stench of blood. She moaned and looked over to see a half-eaten carcass of the alien she had grown to love.

"No!" She wailed.

Her life was meaningless knowing that she'd never love again, so Gaz walked to her window. "Zim.. I'll help you destroy humanity. One at a time." She jumped, but made sure she landed head first in order to end her short, sad life.

END