Warnings: language, yaoi.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I make no money of this writing.

Pairings: Hidan/Neji... yes, hints of HidaIta.

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...Chemistry of two...

Sure enough the next day Neji was already on the roof when Hidan got there grinning like a maniac walking straight for the beauty and sitting down comfortably, Neji already had his lunch balanced on the lap and Hidan took example of that.

"Hey princess..."

"Do you have to call me like that?"

"Yep... it just means I think you're beautiful..." he said too much! He was about to make some idiotic remark but Neji snorted sipping from the little juice pack neatly.

"It's just funny Hidan... males are not beautiful! They're handsome!"

"Whatever... those are just technicalities... gorgeous! That's it... fits for both sexes!"

Neji shook his head smiling rather cutely in Hidan's opinion.

"So...when's the dinner?"

Neji fidgeted biting into a rice ball, chewing and swallowing before Hidan was graced with a squeaky answer. "Next Friday..."

"Well, aren't I a happy bastard, one and a half week to order you around..."

"And what exactly have you planned?"

Hidan was grinning just because Neji didn't look at him while asking that so important question.

"First of all...hah no, I'm not saying...after school I'll be waiting for you at my car..." he had a plan, oh yes he did.

Neji shook the head with the chocolaty brown locks swaying. "Can't do...I and Sasuke are going to study tonight."

"Great...I'll help you with that, I'm sure the Uchiha will understand..."

Neji then looked at him incredulously and Hidan really was expecting at least one swear word coming his way, no such luck.

"You can't expect me to tell him I'm going with you...somewhere..."

Hidan laughed. "Am I really that bad that you're embarrassed? And I don't give a fuck what you tell him just be ready to come for my place."

"I'm not embarrassed..." Neji was groaning and talking with rice in his mouth, sounded muffled and looked...well, cute, nothing new with that. "I just won't hear the end of it...but I guess that's unavoidable."

"Aw poor little Neji..."

Hidan chuckled but just in case he was on guard for a while the brunette looked ready to pierce his eyes out with the chopsticks, when it passed Neji smirked.

"No, you don't get it Hidan... I'm not talking just about Sasuke and his brother... it's everyone... they'll probably maim me or something, you're Hidan for fucks sake... the whole school thinks you're some kind of...prize."

"Huh?" confused he raised his eyebrows turning to look at the arrogant beauty, Neji though was looking at the food and blushing.

"You got the looks, the money and the reputation of a fucking sex god... stupid people!"

"Since when do you care what people say in this school?"

"Since your friend Deidara blabbed to fucking everyone that they can...forget about you because of me... I get glared at and I get bullied and it's not done like you do it either..." to prove his words Neji extended a pale wrist right under his nose, a pale wrist with a rather ugly purple bruise.

Hidan pushed his food away, he was seething...livid.

"You should announce it or something that we're not...together and you're still for the taking!"

"Ah...have to love school! Who did it anyway?" He motioned for the bruised limb, noticing Neji's blush fade away slowly.

Neji waved the hand in dismissal. "Don't even know his name...big guy...doesn't matter... I'm just saying...it's not fun!"

"Damn...well, I'm hurt... well, Gorgeous is seems I have to be around more since you can't fend for yourself."

For that he received exactly what he was waiting for, Neji hissing in his face. "Shut up! I can fend for myself perfectly, you didn't see the guy he was like a damn...building."

"Of course!"

"I'm serious!"

"Yes... I know Gorgeous...so what happened? Sasuke saved your little pretty ass?" he could see Neji's hand jerking and he could see the rage and embarrassment and he could also see he hit the nail head on.

"Amazing because Sasuke isn't that big either you know..."

Neji was pointing at him with the chopsticks. "Sasuke has a black belt in nearly all martial arts there are, you idiot I should ask him to kick your ass!"

Grinning widely Hidan grabbed a squeaking Neji by the upper arm, the chopsticks clattered on the roof forgotten as he pulled the brunette in his lap to straddle him, Neji's lavender eyes went wide and delicate hands fisted his shirt on his shoulders, the delicate body stiff above him.

"You just called me an idiot, gorgeous..." he breathed on the plump lips not waiting for Neji's consent this time he took the lead and pressed his own parted lips on Neji's. His large hand went into chocolate hair pulling the deliciousness closer, he kept the kiss shallow and sort of gentle even though he had to try hard and had to try even harder to keep his other hand on Neji's lower back, it so wanted to sneak lower and...squeeze...grab.

The brunette made a noise of surprise and squirmed but he held Neji in a steel grip massaging the soft lips with his own till he couldn't resist any longer, his tongue poked out and nudged against the cushioned folds gently, another surprised sound came from Neji and he pushed his tongue into the hot mouth groaning a little.

He felt the body straddling his shiver as he slid his tongue around and slowly Neji's frigidness went away, the petite form relaxed against him and Neji's tongue shyly slid against his.

Well into the kiss he caught Neji's lower lip between his teeth growling lightly when Neji most probably unconsciously slid the hands on the nape of his neck grabbing on and quite nicely he felt Neji melt into him. Well, the arrogant bastard sure seemed to be pleasantly sensitive.

He nipped the lower lip for goodbye and pulled back smiling, the pretty face were red and Neji gasping for air looked quite dazed for little while looking at his lips and then Neji seemingly snapped out of it murmuring something too fast and too quiet for him to understand, the brunette squirmed looking to the side looking so damn embarrassed that Hidan almost started to feel sorry.

As for himself there was no helping, Neji was sitting on his lap looking all gorgeous and flustered, of course he felt his libido awake.

"When I think about it Neji, you haven't thanked me properly for saving this little bum of yours..." his hands grabbed two round ass cheeks and squeezed, Hidan hardly repressed the moan, first of all Neji's ass felt real nice and second the brunette squirmed on his hips just the right way to grind his awakening arousal.

"L-let go... the deals off, if...if you're about to...s-sexually harass me like this."

He didn't let go he just smirked when the beauty couldn't look into his eyes, his hands massaged and his breathing got heavier when the lean body on his shivered never stopping the wriggling as if to get off. Neji's hands grabbed his wrists therefore Neji leaned back slightly with the head turned to the side, it was just too good of an opportunity to waste it, he leaned forward attaching his hungry mouth on the pale swan-like neck sucking to taste and mark.

Neji squeaked letting his wrists go and took fistfuls of his platinum hair forgetting to pull on them when he scrapped his teeth on the soft skin and then lapped at the hurt patch with his tongue gently.

"S-stop..." Hidan liked the breathy quality of Neji's voice it made him rock the petite hips unto his, his lips stretched into a lecherous grin, Neji was aroused just like him, that didn't mean though that the brunette stopped squirming, oh no.

"You can cancel the deal Neji... it's your choice..." he murmured leading one of his hands to Neji's back and the other into the waterfall of gorgeous chocolate coloured hair pulling Neji's head back as he kissed the now reddened skin on the perfect neck.

"No... just stop... Hidan, stop I'm not a whore damn it!"

He stopped, pulling back and calming himself watching the flushed Hyuuga on his lap.

"I thought you hated my guts..." Neji panted out finally looking into Hidan's violet eyes. "..You made it so clear Friday night... the hell, you were about to throw me out on the street!"

"So?" it was like a switch to Hidan and Neji had just pressed it... the self defence that is. "You're an arrogant prick... and you know it too..."

And it seemed that he with his words had triggered some sort of switch into Neji, the pale eyes narrowed and Neji seemingly forgot the shyness and leaned close to his face hissing. "Then don't kiss this arrogant prick... you want to humiliate me but I seriously didn't think you're so low to...to... do it...sexually."

Hidan leaned his back against the fence scowling now, god what got into him... Neji was Neji... his hand let go of the brunette completely and he was glaring now wondering to himself why Neji remained sitting on his lap when given the chance to just get off.

"You're such a stupid fucker."

"How am I a stupid fucker? I'm not forcing someone into...this kind of thing just because I can?"

"Whatever, get off me!"

"No but answer me!"

Being the nice and delicate person Hidan was he simply grabbed on Neji's hips and lift the petite creature off of his lap, Neji ruined the mood anyway. His cock though hated him now and loved the angry growl Neji let out while being moved.

"Yeah... you can't answer because you now I'm right and you're wrong!" Neji growled gathering the garbage from the food and putting the bag over one shoulder. Fuming Neji was kind of arousing.

"Stop acting like I fucking raped you or something, it was just a kiss."

"Well I didn't want you kissing me!"

Hidan's hands were in fists and he purposely avoided looking at Neji right now, funny how easy Neji could get him furious.

"Yeah fuck if I care what you want stupid slut... get the fuck away and keep away, tell your fucking uncle I'm not going because his nephew is a retarded crazed teenage bitch."

He guessed Neji liked pineapples...at least as he licked his lips after Neji had emptied the juice can over his head and then runoff, he tasted pineapple...

Sighing he got up, his foul mood visible to anyone crossing his path on the hallway before he got into the boys toilets to wash the sticky stuff off his face and hair... he was pissed yet he kind of...well, he wasn't angry at Neji, not really. If someone had insulted him like that he would have done worse, he realised it. The thing he couldn't realise was why he had done it in the first place, there was a reason he had kept away from Neji Hyuuga.

He was wiping his face with the paper towels when a smirking Itachi walked in, surprisingly without the blonde addition.

"What happened?"

"What the fuck you mean stupid weasel..."

In the mirror he could see Itachi's black and neat eyebrows rise at the insult...

"Well, someone's furious... it's been a while you insulted me on purpose..."

Hidan sighed throwing the damp tissues in the garbage. "Not on purpose... I know you're a fucking genius...forget it..."

Itachi's plump lips quirked in a smile a tiny one but a smile nonetheless. "So...what happened...?"

"Don't know what you're talking about."

"I'm talking about one certain Hyuuga rushing down the hall with teary eyes screaming at Sasuke for no reason... he left, you know... run straight out of school."

"Do I look like I care?" he even turned to look into Itachi's black eyes while he said it, Itachi's calm and knowing expression said that the weasel is not phased by his filthy mood. Itachi never was.

"Uh huh, yea you do...don't forget that I know you Hidan... the hell I went through a lot while we were... experimenting as you like to put it... I know you can be a real bastard, you are most of the times, you were a bastard with me and you know it, you treated me like shit when you were all grumpy and I said something you didn't like... and I'm not talking about your angry sex right now..."

He fought it but failed, a blush crept on his face, he and Itachi didn't mention their past very often mostly to not hurt Deidara's feelings but now when he was reminded about it he knew Itachi was right.

A hand laid on his shoulder, Hidan didn't look up he was very interested in the dirty floor.

"...I know through Sasuke that Neji is no sunshine and as Sasuke put it Neji is one difficult fucker but... remember he's younger than you, therefore he hurts more. So are you going to tell me what happened?"

Grudgingly he did tell... Itachi was the only one he could tell, he trusted the damn weasel.

He felt his deflated anger awaken when Itachi's lips twitched when he told about the damn pineapple juice.

"Well... you deserved it..."

"Shut up..."

"And what are you gonna do now?"

"Nothing... I'll forget anything ever happened and do what I should have done from the beginning...stay away from him."

"Really?" Itachi followed him as he walked out of the rest room and went for his next class. "So...let me sum something up for you..." when Itachi's voice went down to a whisper Hidan stopped he even let Itachi push him against the wall and lean against him. "...I was the first guy you had sex with... we were in a relationship for what...almost two years... then you had a fling with that Suigetsu guy for two months... then you broke up with the guy and started to fuck around like a whore...and then a year ago you just stopped! And you haven't had any interest in anyone since then... really, Hidan who are you trying to fool? I've noticed ages ago that you're crazy about Neji, you've been watching him, drooling and doing nothing and I can't get smart why."

"Well this is why! Can't you see I fuck up everything and every time...what do you think for how long someone like Neji could be able to stand someone like me? He'll run off...you ran off too..." the last part he murmured and then hoped really hard that Itachi didn't hear it.

It wasn't even true...

But Itachi of course heard him and before he could oppose to it, Itachi hugged him, Itachi's lips brushed on his ear shortly. "Is that how you remember it now, because I remember you pushing me away telling me to go for Deidara... I remember crying myself to sleep for a month... people get crushes all the time Hidan, even married people...but crushes don't break your heart... I think you should try and mend this, I'll spy for you, I'll ask Sasuke to find out where Neji is and tell you...what you say?"

He couldn't say anything, he could only close his eyes when Itachi pulled away from him...Itachi...

Itachi was right...crushes didn't break your heart... and he couldn't even blame Itachi for breaking his because he had done it to himself...what a complete moron he was.

"No... I'll handle it on my own Itachi...seriously, I will."

Itachi smiled. "Okay... I have to go for History... I'll see you tomorrow or you can call me if anything..."

"Yeah..." he watched Itachi's back retreating. "...Itachi?"

His best friend turned raising the eyebrows in question.

"You...are happy with Deidara, right?"

"Yea...sure I am, Hidan..."

...

After his Chemistry class he succeeded to catch a grumpy Sasuke in the hallway.

"Hey dude, can I have a word?"

"Sure...hold on..." Sasuke then said something to a rather tired looking redhead and then walked to him and to the side as other students carried to their classes till they were alone.

"Uh listen... he probably told you what happened and how I'm a monster and that you shouldn't...but... give me Neji's cell number?"

The raven haired teen shook head. "He only told me that your name and everything that has anything to do with you or even your shadow is a taboo from now on and if I mention your name I would get a skull fracture... so, what the hell did you do..."

"What the hell do you think I did? I fucking insulted him."

"Oh... I was hoping it was something rather innocent like that..."

"What the fuck did you think I did? I'm not a fucking rapist."

"Oh don't get all pissy on me, it's enough with Neji letting his anger out on me, besides if you would be a rapist I'm sure you would have taken the chance when you had him in your apartment...so get the fuck out of my face if you still want that number."

Hidan stepped back, how nice he got his ass kicked first by the older brother and now by the seventeen years old younger one. When Sasuke pulled out a silver coloured mechanical wonder he pulled out his own from his jean pocket ready typing in the number when Sasuke showed it to him on the screen.

"Thanks dude, I owe you one..."

"Yeah sure...just don't fuck him up..."

To that he didn't answer, he couldn't blame Itachi's younger brother for not trusting him right now.

Rushing for his English period he felt a bit better waving to Deidara who also had the class he watched Itachi's boyfriend converse with some guy for a while then he sat at the back as usual, under the table he was typing a message while the teacher was blabbing on phrases he was sure he would never understand, English just didn't click to him.

It took him quite a while to figure out what to write... it wasn't simple in any way and his ego was hurting.

'Hey Neji... I didn't really mean those things I said... we could meet up... I promise not to touch. Hidan'

He hit send and scrunched up his face hoping Neji won't think of him as a sissy.

Doodling on his notes he waited for the answer holding his cell in his hand under the table and nearly dropped it when it vibrated letting him know he got a message. He clicked the buttons with haste his violet eyes reading the text.

'Whoever gave you my number will die and I won't meet up with you! Why would you want to meet up with a retarded crazed teenage bitch/slut, anyway?'

Growling he hit the 'reply'.

'I just said I didn't mean it... besides those are just pet names! C'mon don't be an emo... I'll treat you to dinner!'

God, he was actually being...nice, too nice even...great, he was a sissy.

'I'm going to ignore your messages now.'

Hidan growled at that too causing for a random guy to turn and look at him funnily.

'I just told you not to be an emo... c'mon Gorgeous...'

'The deal is off, I don't have to do what you say anymore.'

Hidan smiled about the fact that he wasn't being ignored after all but his smile was sad.

'Al right, princess At least I tried...'

He sent the message and then put his cell in his jean pocket trying to concentrate on the teacher's voice.

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