It was a cold, miserable day at Kiryuin Manor. Spring was supposed to be slowly transitioning to Summer, but for some odd reason there was almost a foot of snow on the ground. Fortunately the Kiryuin Manor has a state-of-the-art central heating system that regulates temperature to a tenth of a degree. Unfortunately, it was also broken. Mitsuzo and his nephew Shiro were attempting to do what they could to fix it but with the former being a butler and the latter being a tailor, progress wasn't being made.

The rest of the residents were curled up either in their beds under mountains of blankets, bundled up and in the living room with the fireplace burning away, or seeking refuge in the bathhouse and sauna. Speaking of the fireplace, Ryuko, Satsuki, and Mako were huddled up close together in front of the wonderful flames with a big blanket around them.

"What the hell's up with this house?" Ryuko shivered, "Don't rich folks have people that fix this kind of stuff when they break?"

"Kiryuin Manor used to have a maintenance team on standby," Satsuki answered, "But I think Bob murdered them and forgot to revive them,"

"What happened to springtime," Mako shivered, "There's supposed to be flowers, and ladybugs, and we could have gone to the beach soon. Where did the sun go?"

"Climate change?" Senketsu suggested.

"With it snowing in the summer?" Satsuki said, "I doubt it,"

"I wouldn't be surprised if that asshole Bob had something to do with it," Ryuko ranted. Her blood began to boil just thinking about him. So much so that the other two girls could feel this heat radiate from her.

"I don't like to see you mad Ryuko," Mako stated. She went in to hug onto her friend from the right side, "But could you please keep thinking about things that make you mad. Your so warm!"

"I'm not a heater," Ryuko muttered.

Satsuki, who was to Ryuko's left went to hug her closer too. "But your doing well at it little sister,"

"Not you too," Ryuko sighed.

On the arm chairs behind them, the Elite Four were bundled up in all the blankets that they could find. Inumuta, who had a lot of reality shattering truths revealed to him over the past few weeks, was drinking to momentarily forget such things and was giggling at the silly display playing out in front of him.

"You seem like the happy drunk," Nonon commented from the recliner beside him.

"It's better than thinking about living in a fanfic of an anime," Inumuta slurred. He took another swig from the bottle after realizing he remembered, "Plus I feel so warm,"

"You of all people should know that that's just blood vessels expanding closer to the skin, making you more likely to suffer hypothermia," Uzu stated.

"I ca-calculated that," Inumuta mumbled, "That's why I got six blankets,"

"Wait," Nonon interrupted, "You have six!"

"Stop hogging all the blankets Sanageyama!" Gamagori yelled, "I only have two and I need more to cover myself!"

"What are you gonna do?" Inumuta teased, "Leave your blankets and be cold to get them,"

Gamagori stood up from his chair. "If that's what it takes to get warmer, I have no problem with freezing for a small time,"

"Oh crud," Inumuta mumbled. He got out his phone and typed something in real fast. Soon after, Gamagori's phone rang. He reached into his pajama pants for it, held it to his ear to answer it, then the phone went did a Galaxy Note 7 and burst into flames. Gamagori, quickly threw the buring phone over the three girls heads and into the fireplace.

"Your gonna get it now Inumuta," Gamagori threatened, "I'm going to make you pay for a new one you belligerent drunk!"

"Hold up guys," Bob interrupted as he walked into the room, wearing clothes that did not suit the climate at all, "Just...chill,"

The entire room went silent and even though it is too cold for most insects to still be alive, the chirping of a lone cricket could be heard nearby.

"Can you honestly say your proud at that attempt at comedy?" Satsuki groused.

"Um… Ryuko, I know you've helped your sister over the last year with it, but could you finish pulling that stick out of her ass for me?" Bob asked, "You'd be doing the world a huge service. Anyway, we got dares and no, Ryuko, there aren't just two submissions this time,"

The occupants of the room groaned. Gamagori swiped two blankets from Inumuta before sitting back down and covering himself up again. As he finished, Mitsuzo and Shiro come walking in covered in dust and grime.

"I apologize m'lady," Mitsuzo bowed, "Our skills aren't up to the task for this repair,"

"Wait, couldn't you just magically fix the heating system," Shiro asked Bob.

"I mean, I could, but what would be the point of making it snow?" Bob answered.

Ryuko turned around. "I fucking knew it!"

Mako and Satsuki stayed huddled to Ryuko. "Stay just this angry," Mako pleaded, "It's perfect,"

Bob clapped his hands and the rest of the cast was teleported over, along with plenty of spare blankets so he didn't have to hear their constant complaining.

"Hello again," Bob greeted, "It is time for our third Truth or Dare session. I know it is cold, but if we get through this, I will fix the heating system and we can all be nice and cosy. So just do as your told and you will all be rewarded. Well, with the exception of those that die, but who cares about them? The first dares will be from NuclearCracker and he wants Inumuta to scan everyone's intelligence levels,"

"Ha, all that's needed to know is that I'm super smart and Mako is super dumb," Inumuta rambled, "Most of you are just about average,"

"Anyone could tell Mako's an idiot!" Bob protested, "You're just too drunk and lazy to do the scan!"

"Bingo"

"Whatever, I don't need you all to spend the next thirty minutes comparing intellects. Next is for Senketsu to tell us the taste of all the blood he has had and declare the one he liked best.

"Well you see Bob," Senketsu started, "Blood from just one person can come in a multitude of varieties and flavors. Obviously I've had more than my fair share of Ryuko's blood and it's the blood I've grown accustomed to, Mako's and Satsuki's blood was alright for the small time I had theirs,"

"Care to go into further detail you blood snob?" Bob asked.

"Why of course! The taste of blood can change with diet, emotions, medication, climate, and a multitude of other factors. It's like trying to flavor a fine wine, if you will. You never get the same combination of flavor. Although I will say, when Ryuko get really pissed off, the blood gets spicy and just before we transformed into that monstrosity that one time, it could taste it getting sour. Mako's blood had a bit of a sweet and salty kick to it, while Satsuki's had a hint of bitterness to it, like a cup of coffee. That carton of diabetic blood I had was extremely sweet, so sweet that it was a little nauseating. Anything else? I could go on for just about all day,"

"That's fine," Bob stated, "You answer was more than enough. Now moving on to Uzu, who will turn into some naked, green jelly mold man with chocolate cream hair. I don't get it but whatevs," Bob snapped his fingers and Uzu became just that. He was disappointed at first, but quickly learned that jelly people can't feel extreme coldness and soon changed his outlook on the transformation.

"Ryuko, besides yourself, who is the most physically beautiful girl here?" Bob asked.

"Well, I'd honestly have to give that to Mako," Ryuko answered, "I can't put my finger on it, but she was the first name that came to mind,"

"Aw, thank you Ryuko," Mako bubbled, then she gets up and turns her attention to Inumuta, "Who needs brains when you got this rockin' body?" She makes a pose before a cold breeze sends shivers down her spine and then she subsequently retreated into the warmth of the blanket.

"Oh, also," Bob continued, "Who do you love more? Satsuki, Mako, or Senketsu? And who are you more afraid to lose?"

Ryuko paused for a moment to think. "Damn… that has to be the toughest question I've ever been asked. Mako's been my best friend since I first arrived at Honnoji Academy. I fought a lot with Satsuki at first, but I'm glad to call her my sister now. Senketsu and I share a unique bond that can only be had with a girl and a sentient set of clothes. I've already lost Senketsu once, but I couldn't stand to lose any of them," Ryuko sighed at the memory of Senketsu burning up as they fell back to Earth. At the same time though, she didn't want to get too soft in front of everyone like this, "Can I skip this one?"

"Skip a dare?" Bob asked, "What the fuck do you think this is? You know I have to send you to Super Hell, right?"

"At least it's warm now there," Ryuko remarked.

"You were just outside the torture pits," Bob corrected, "I could have sent you straight to the demon lords and they could of done as they pleased,"

Just then, Ted walked in wearing a thick coat with his hands in the coat pockets. He pulls out his phone and shows it to Bob. He takes a moment to read the screen before he sighs and takes a deep breath.

"Nevermind Ryuko," Bob said, "NuclearCracker gave you a pass for that one. Now for Gamagori and Mako,"

"What?" Gamagori jumped.

"What could we possibly be doing?" Mako asked, "This isn't a kissing dare is it? Not that I'd want one just that…,"

"Shut up," Bob yawned, "Just give Gamagori a bear hug while Gamagori holds you on his shoulders,"

"So, she's just hugging my head?" Gamagori asked.

"Sounds like it,"

Mako jumped on top of Gamagori and situated herself so that she sat on his shoulders behind his head and without much warning, wrapped her arms around his forehead and squeezed. She squeezed so hard that that Gamagori developed a headache.

"I'm going to go get some Advil," Gamagori said.

"Can I join you?" Mako asked.

"Your already on board, I don't see why not," The giant walked over to the nearest medicine cabinet with the airhead in tow.

"For NuclearCracker's final truth," Bob continued, "What did everyone think of Satsuki and Ryuko kissing?"

Practically everyone with the exception of Nui was weirded out by that dare and do not wish to see it again.

"Well, now it's time for CrazyMetamorph9573's dares. Ryuko, Satsuki, drink these vials.

Bob hands the two girls vials of a strange, pink liquid. They glance at each other with unease, but with no other options, they drink the fluid. It tasted like sugar, spice and everything nice and didn't seem to have any effect. That was until they looked down at their breasts and noticed that the large racks they used to sport were merely shadows of what they once were. Once they were alarmed by that, they then noticed that their clothes were loose and that they had shrunk by about a foot.

"What's this?" Satsuki exclaimed, while examining her smaller body.

"I think we've been given a Jakuzure potion," Ryuko laughed, "But seriously, this is bad,"

"You laugh," Nonon retorted, "But this is how I am everyday around you both. Look who's got the bigger boobs now,"

"Me?" Mako interjected.

"W-well... besides you," Nonon stuttered.

"Me?" Sukuyo added.

"None of the Mankanshoku's,"

"I got bigger boobs than you, too," Nui added.

"Oh, and Nonon," Bob continued, "You gotta wear this diaper and kindergarten outfit for the rest of the session. If you want something to drink, here is this sippy cup,"

Nonon's tiny bit of joy simply died and her insecurities intensified.

"Never fucking mind," She huffed as she took the outfit and stomped to the nearest changing room.

"And by the way," Bob yelled as she stormed off, "We're calling you Music Baby!"

"Fuck off!"


Suddenly, The back part of the living room was turned into a low budget talk show set, with a cheap desk, and a couple of second hand sofa chairs. The background was simply a black curtain hanging from the ceiling. Off to the side, a small jazz band, led by the music baby, Nonon, was ready to perform.

"Now presenting," started a disembodied announcer voice, "The Bob InsaneGuy Show,"

Just as the jazz band started playing the intro, Bob jumped from behind the black curtain, tearing it down in the process. He lands right behind the desk and from there grabs an axe. He brandishes the axe and manically Naruto runs over to the band where he begins to hack all the band members, with the exception of Music Baby, to pieces. Once he's done, he is covered in blood and gives Nonon a pat on the head.

"Good song," he compliments.

Once Bob makes it back to the desk, Ted is already sitting on the chair furthest away from the desk, eagerly awaiting the show. Bob takes his seat, sorts through some note cards, and tosses them aside.

"Today's guest, Nui Harime,"

Nui gleefully walked through the prop door and onto the chair between Bob and Ted.

"Hello Nui," Bob greeted, "We got a couple of questions for you,"

"I'm always glad to answer any questions," Nui beamed, "What do you want to know about me?"

"Are you jealous of Mako in anyway?" Bob asked.

"Jealous of that airhead? No way, why would you ask that?"

"You seem to hate her quite a bit, even though she didn't cut your arms off," Ted stated, "Just doesn't seem like the hate fits the crime,"

"I hate her because she's an idiot and the fact that she hasn't died of her own stupidity is nothing short of a miracle,"

"Well, the reason why we ask is…," Bob paused to collect his thoughts, "Well, Mako wasn't created as some type of super seamstress slash weapon,"

"Plus possible sex doll," Ted added. Nui glared at Ted for a moment before turning back to Bob.

"She has people who love her for who she is and she, like, earns the respect of people without resorting to sewing Kamuis onto people, and brainwashing them into banging you. Any response?"

Nui's head made a slight but noticeable tick. "I think someone's trying to get a rise out of me,"

"Uh, it's him," Ted said as he pointed to Bob, "Stupid,"

"Final question, if we stripped you of your life-fibers, would you just be a human? If so, think you could take on No-Star Mako?" Bob asked.

"Well, I don't think that would work," Nui started, "But if I were just a plain old human, I could definitely teach that little airhead a lesson,"

Bob snapped his fingers and once that happened, Nui vomited out a bunch of life-fibers. Nui was appalled by this sight and disgusted with herself for being what felt to be human.

"Your a human now," Bob stated, "Fight to the death, Go!"

Nui immediately spotted Mako in the audience, who was still sitting on Gamagori's shoulders. Mako made a quick run to find a weapon and Nui ran off set and chased after her. Bob and Ted just sat in their chairs for a few seconds before Ted turned to Nonon, who was still with the band.

"Play us off, Music Baby," Ted grinned.

Pissed off at the nickname and the kindergarten outfit she was forced to wear. Nonon grabbed a flute and spear chucked it at Ted. The flute somehow embedded itself into Ted's chest causing him to collapse onto the ground and bleed out.

"Ted! No!" Bob cried. Bob went rushed over to Ted's aid.

"I'm d-dying Bob," Ted gasped.

"No, you'll be okay. You'll be okay,"

"Listen Bob, I'm sorry. I should have been better to you,"

"I should have been better to you. It's okay if your a stupid weeb. If we make it through this, you can watch as many crazy ass anime shows as you want,"

"I ain't that big of a weeb you dick," Ted coughed up blood, "But I think I'm seeing the light,"

"Don't walk into the light Ted!"

"But hell is much warmer than this cold... ass... house," Ted's body fell limp. Bob placed his hands over his eyelids and shut them.

"Goodnight sweet prince," Bob wepted. He paused for a moment before looking at both sides. He then lowered his way to Ted's face and started to kiss him before Ted woke up.

"Dude what the fu-," Ted started. But time momentarily paused and the message "We'll be right back" appeared along with a little four second jingle.


Ryuko and Satsuki look at each other, confused as all hell at the spectacle they had just witnessed.

"What the fuck was that?" Ryuko said, in a slightly higher pitched voice, probably due to the shrinkage of her body. Satsuki merely shrugged.


Nui had caught up with Mako in the hallway and grabbed her by her collar. She threw her down to the floor and tried to stomp her face in with her heels, but Mako kept rolling out of the way. Eventually Mako was able to make her way under her dress where she was able to punch Nui in the vulva. Nui, took a moment to writhe in the extreme pain that mortality had subjected her to and in that time Mako was able to get up and knee Nui in the face and throw a couple of punches for good measure.

Despite Mako's attacks, Nui was able to recover and gave her a quick jab to eye. While Mako was stunned, Nui grabbed her and slammed her head against a nearby glass hallway table. The glass and everything else on the table shattered immediately, cutting Mako all over her face. Before Nui could go for the second slam on the table's steel frame, Mako reached back and pulled both of her large pigtails. As she was forced down, Mako flung her head up into Nui's jaw. She then takes advantage of the situation by grabbing Nui and repeatedly banging her head against a mirror.

As this was happening, Nui noticed a decorative knife hanging nearby. She grabs at it and stabs her assailant in the thigh. This was enough to get Mako to throw her off to the side and make a mad dash to the kitchen. Nui picked herself up and came chasing after her.

"Get back here you little bitch!" Nui screamed, "Make it easy for yourself!"

Mako makes it to the kitchen and grabs ahold of a knife holding block. As Nui runs in after her, a blade flies over and embeds itself into her right shoulder. Nui continued to run after her, dodging the knife throws with grace. She makes it over to her and gives her an uppercut to the chin. She then grabs Mako and throws her at the wall and she lands on the countertop. Nui jumps onto the countertop and spotted that Mako's kneecap was directly over the sink. While Mako was dazed, Nuit took the opportunity to stomp down onto her knee, breaking it and contorting her leg painful angle.

Mako cried out in pain. Nui got on top of her, placed her hands around her neck and began to squeeze.

"I love and admire Lady Ragyo," Nui yelled. Blood came dripping out of her mouth as she spoke, "You're too fucking stupid to understand that! You're too stupid to understand anything! I'm going to enjoy watching you die,"

Mako choked and gasped for air that simply couldn't be breathed. Her vision began to fade. She raised her arms up and meekly grabbed at Nui's shoulders. Nui was in such a voracious state of bloodlust that she had forgotten the knife was still stuck in her shoulder. Mako felt the knife sticking out as it was out of her quickly fading field of view. With the last of her energy, she pulled the knife from her shoulder. Nui winced at this and momentarily let up on choking out Mako, which gave her enough time to thrust the blade into Nui's only other eye. Nui cried in pain and despair as the world for her went black. Blood came dripping down the knife handle and onto Mako's chest.

She threw the blind girl down to the floor and rolled off after her. She reached for another nearby knife and brutally stabbed the girl in the chest about ten times, until Nui's screams stopped and her life appeared to escape her body. Mako collapsed on top of the deceased Nui, trying to catch her breath after the long, bloody battle.

"Will you be alright Mankanshoku?" a deep voice asked. Mako looked up and saw Gamagori towering over her, "Can you walk?"

"No," Mako winced, "She broke my knee. Can you carry me Gamagori?"

"Of course,"


Bob and Ted cleared away the set and continued on with the session.

"With that out of the way," Bob began, "Our next dares come from Gabe2000 and he Senketsu to become the most ridiculous outfit I can think of and I have just the thing,"

Senketsu and Ryuko suddenly become enveloped in a ball of smoke. After a few seconds, the smoke dissipated and Senketsu felt himself to be more meaty. Ryuko looked down and screamed in disgust. Senketsu had somehow been morphed into a meaty monstrosity of a dress.

"Made with real one hundred percent beef," Bob started, "The meat dress, enjoy!"

"Isn't that so 2010?" Ted asked as he pulled out the flute from his chest.

"Shut up Ted. Now the women must lose their hair and the men must wear speedos,"

Everyone groaned, especially the men, who had it the worst considering the weather outside. Bob snapped his fingers and the hair of every woman fell of as if they were going through chemotherapy and everything the men wore was stripped away, leaving tight, uncomfortable, and brightly colored speedos in their place. The men who were not under covers ran to the nearest blanket as they cold air enveloped around them.

"Now for Ryuko and Satsuki," Bob continued, "Did you enjoy your make out session last time,"

"No," They said in unison.

"Not even a little,"

"No,"

"Fair enough, moving on. Speaking of making out, it's the moment you've all been waiting for. Mako and Gamagori gotta kiss,"

"A kiss!?" exclaimed the bald, battered Mako from Gamagori's arms, "I'm not ready for a kiss, I'm all bloody, broken, and bald. This isn't like the fairy tales at all. I-,"

"And I didn't expect to be wearing a speedo," Gamagori commented, "You can't simply wait for the perfect moment Mankanshoku," He leaned forward and the two had a short kiss and while they were all messed up and as much as Gamagori would hate to talk about it outloud, it was a wonderful moment.

"Beautiful," Bob commented, "Now for the final batch of dares from Ac, but before we do that," Bob paused to pulled a spiked titanium bowling ball out of his pocket. He takes aim at goo man Uzu and he chucks the ball as hard as he can. The ball lands at the pelvic region of this body, but since he is goo, instead of horrible agonizing pain, the ball goes through his pelvic region entirely. The goo from that area is splattered onto the ball and is removed. His torso falls face first to the ground while his gooey legs lose their form.

"That's one dare out of the way. Music Baby, drink this," Bob tosses the girl a bottle filled with yellow liquid. She inspects the bottle for a moment before coming to her conclusion.

"This is piss isn't it?" Nonon questioned.

"Whatever do you mean?" Bob lied.

Nonon sighed as she took a swig from the bottle. The warm, nasty, salty liquid hit her tongue and her gag reflexes kicked in.

"No," Nonon coughed, "This is definitely piss!"

"Alright you got me, it's everyone's collective urine from inside this house," Bob admitted. Everyone gave Bob the kind of look that makes him seem like a creep. Bob could read the room and retorted, "It's what the dare called for, and don't be so weirded out that I harvested all of your urine. I'm a goddamn wizard, no scratch that, I'm practically a god. If anything, Truth or Dare is a waste of such immense power. Now Mako did you cut Nui's other eye out in that fight to the death? That was supposed to be a dare for her."

"I sure did!" Mako proudly stated.

"Good, good… Okay, now Gamagori, you have the option of breaking one of Mako's arms or publicly humiliating her,"

"If I have no choice, then I guess humiliation," Gamagori stated, he looked down at Mako, "But what do I do?"

"I dunno, like, spank her or something," Bob remarked, "While you decide, I need Satsuki to be bathed in this washtub by Mataro right along side you two. The boy's eyes lit up in anticipation.

"That's creepy," Satsuki complained, "Plus it'll be extremely cold,"

"At least you'll have hot water," Bob added, "Unlike Ryuko, who's got to take off the Senketsu Meat Regalia and jump into this tank full of freezing water,"

"Are you crazy! I'll freeze to death!"

"Yes and too bad,"

Ryuko took off Senketsu and climbed into the tank of ice water. The cold shook her down to her very core as she stood in the tank. As she was standing there freezing to death, Mataro was washing an unamused Satsuki. He made sure to get every spot, but once he got a bit too low for her liking, she got defensive and socked him in the face. While that was happening, Gamagori was awkwardly spanking Mako and while it was to be a punishment, the look on Mako's face told a different story.

"Are we done?" Bob asked.

Satsuki stood up from the washtub, dried off and went to the big blanket by the fire to bundle herself up. She looked over at Mataro, who was stopping a bloody nose and she looked over at Gamagori who had just stopped give Mako spankings, but wasn't moving Mako of of his lap for some reason.

"We seem to be fine,"

"Alright then," Bob stated he snapped his fingers and the young woman that had just been bent over on his lap receiving a spanking while hiding a boner disappeared and a plate of tofu took her place. Gamagori quickly positioned himself.

"Mankanshoku?" Gamagori called.

"I'm right here Gamagori," Mako's voice called out. He looked down to notice that the block of tofu just spoke to him.

"Are you...tofu?"

"Yep!" The tofu block exclaimed while wiggling around as much as it could.

"This is weird," Ryuko remarked.

"It's about to get a whole lot weirder," Bob commented. He rubbed his hands together before clapping once and spreading his arms apart. Everyone who was conscious went limp. Blue spirits in the shape of their own heads flew out of their bodies and randomly bounced around the room. The spirits made their way into random bodies in the room. Once every spirit claimed a body, everyone woke up.

The body of Tsumugu woke up and looked around. "That was trippy, I could of sworn I had out of body," He stopped, as if the sound of his own voice was off. He looked down at his hot pink speedo and freaked out, "What the shit, I'm a guy! Who the fuck has my body?"

Ryuko's body jumped up from the water tank. "Is that you Ryuko," Ryuko's body said, "It's me, Mako. Kinda wish I was tofu again, I don't think I can feel my, I mean, your feet,"

The body of Music Baby woke up and was oddly amused. Feeling her own small, but still existent breasts. Her body took a peak at the front of her diaper to confirm the host spirit's conclusion.

"Holy crap I'm a chick!"

"Who was my body?" The voice of Nonon yelled.

"How come Jakuzure has her voice?" Asked the body of Satsuki.

"Because I'm a piece of fucking tofu!" Nonon cried as she helplessly wiggled around on her plate.

The body of Gamagori, who had been holding the tofu plate set the plate down on the chairside table.

"It'll be alright, Jakuzure," Gamagori said in a soft, motherly tone, "It'll probably be just for the day, then you'll be back to normal,"

"Oh about that," Bob interrupted, "Your right...uh… I assume Sukuyo. Anyway, I was going to give this potion to Music Baby if she behaved herself, but I'm not because she tried to kill Ted. But since she is tofu, I think it'll be more than enough punishment to give what I assume to be Mataro the potion,"

"Don't tell me…," The tofu worried.

"I'm Mataro," Music baby's body exclaimed.

The tofu jumped up and down in frustration and worry as her body took the potion. A cloud of smoke enveloped the body from under the smoke, appeared a taller Nonon; wearing normal clothes and with a chest comparable to Satsuki or Ryuko at their normal selves. Mataro took the opportunity to squeeze his new boobs yet again and grinned a devilish grin. If tofu could cry, it would be flooding the room by now.

The body Sukuyo got up. "Are we finished?" She said in a stern, commanding tone.

"Is that you sis?" Tsumugu's body asked.

"Yes Ryuko, it's Satsuki," She replied, "I see that the hair color stayed the same,"

"Ha ha ha, funny girl," Tsumugu's body sarcastically laughed.

"Really though, are we done yet?" urged the body of Mikisugi.

"No," Bob answered, "The last dare is for your body to be whipped by the body of Gamagori until your dick and nipples stop glowing,"

"What?"

"I'm so sorry deary," Gamagori's body apologized, "For your sake I hope it doesn't take long,"

"I miss being goo," Mikisugi's body murmured before his day of reckoning.


The little, bald-headed bodies of Satsuki and Ryuko were huddled up by the fire in their pajamas with the big blanket wrapped around Ryuko's body; who was in desperate need of warming up after having been soaking in ice water for about ten minutes. Fortunately, Bob kept his promise immediately fixed the heating system so the manor was warm for once.

"This is nice Sat- I mean, Gamagori," Mako expressed from Ryuko's body, "I'm starting to feel Ryuko's toes again,"

"Hey, about that last dare," Gamagori started, "Sorry about that. I know you narrowly escaped death and the last thing you need was a spanking,"

"It's okay," Mako forgave, "If you had to apologize about anything though, I'd apologize about how excited you got while spanking me,"

"Wha-what ever do you mean?"

"You were jabbing me in the belly, silly,"

"Uh… well, what about you?"

"What about me?"

"When I flipped you back around after the spankings, your cheeks were red but not from embarrassment,"

"Your one to talk. So what if I liked it? We're boyfriend and girlfriend now so what's wrong with that?"

Gamagori jumped back from shock "Wait, we just had one kiss; and that was a dare. You can't say we're dating!"

"So we're not dating?" Mako glumly said.

"That's not what I meant," Gamagori blurted, "It's just that this is too fa-," Mako interrupted with Gamagori's hesitations with a kiss.

"Now the Scene is ruined," Said a soft, familiar voice. The two love birds, still locking lips, look behind them to discover the bodies of Tsumugu and Sukuyo sitting in the chair behind them, with the body of Mataro serving Sukuyo's body tea.

The love birds immediately stop what they are doing and panic out of embarrassment

"Ryuko! Satsuki! I didn't mean to just do that. Well I did, but not like that looking like you... ,"

"My deepest apologizes Lady Satsuki. I'm but a guest in your body and it was wrong of me to let emotions get the best…,"

The two in the chairs sighed. "Just don't go past first base," Ryuko requested.

"Save the Shackle Regalia for after we get our bodies back,"

"How much did you-," Gamagori stammered.

"We heard it all, Mr. Gamagori," Mataro's body said in a prim and proper manner unlike the boy at all. He turned to the real Satsuki, "M'lady, it's not everyday that an old man like myself is in the body of a child. May I run around a play fetch with the dog?"

"Yes, Mitsuzo," Satsuki answered, "I bet it was harder to make this tea being so small. You are relieved for the day,"

"Let's go Guts!" Mitsuzo cheered as the body of Barazo came running in on all fours barking in excitement. The two left to go play ball around the house.

"Hey, I wonder where the real Mataro is," Mako pondered.

"Do we really need to explain what he's trying to do right now?" Ryuko asked. Just the Gamagori's body was pulling Nonon's body by the ear while her body was only wearing a towel.

"C'mon Mom, You said yourself that I need to take more time washing myself!"

"I wonder why you have that change of heart all of a sudden,"

"Mom!"

The tofu on the chairside table next to Satsuki's tea kettle breathed a breath of relief, well… if tofu had lungs it would.

Hi, Ted here. Thanks for the dares folks, we really had a lot to work with this time. So much I think I may have cut a dare or two out by mistake so I apologize if I did. I figured the whole body swapping part would be a bit confusing so I held that off more toward the end but this was a good one to write. Hope you enjoyed. Oh, and to answer Ac's question, I'm fairly new to being a semi-regular anime watcher and I am already learning about the endless abyss that is the plan to watch list. I'll get around to watching Assassination Classroom. I promise you that.