Chapter 04 An announcement

Announcement: Sorry the apparent announcement has been changed now. We both are still alive, just a lot is going on. But it fits this chapter. Please review.


After the second day in incarceration, Heinz was asked to give to the OWCA a speech about his imprisonment and how Phineas and Ferb were holding up. Heinz was very worried over it, the two children were not strong enough to stand before an audience, he was sure Monobrow was just doing it to humiliate him.

To add to the embarrassment every member of the LOVEMUFFIN was invited over for this speech as well. And the OWCA meaning of 'invited' is that every OWCA nemesis has captured and imprisoned their nemesis to see the evilest LOVEMUFFIN member ever. Heinz just wanted to sink into himself together out of embarrassment.

He got dressed in his clothes and with Peter, he walked to the OWCA stage room. He set up a camera on Phineas and Ferb showing them in their critical state. And then one by one ever LOVEMUFFIN member walked in. They all were wearing their traditional lab coats, but different T-shirts, trousers and shoes, and they were seated in front of the stage, and all their nemesis were seated next to them as well. Peter nodded to him as he walked down from the stage and sat next to his nemesis Mr Mystery.

Heinz also had his old lab coat packed up. He just couldn't cope with being so evil any more, he wanted to just fall apart and die, he felt so ashamed of himself. He didn't want to try anything that evil ever again.

As the last LOVEMUFFIN member was seated next to their nemesis, and everybody had something to eat or drink, Perry stood at the side of the stage and nodded to Heinz that it was time.

Heinz placed his box with his LOVEMUFFIN lab coat, his key to his lab and his LOVEMUFFIN ID on the side of him as he faced his 'ex-co-workers' and his other co-workers.

Perry took the gravel and banged it loud against a judge podium silencing the LOVEMUFFIN and OWCA nemesis down.

After the chatter seized down everybody looked towards the stage, Perry nodded to Heinz and left the stage.

"Hey, isn't that Heinz?" Rodney asked as he recognised him.

All the other LOVEMUFFIN members nodded in agreement.

They stood up and made their LOVEMUFFIN salute to him, "League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness, may evil fail over good all the time."

Peter chuckled a bit, "Do they know that their name is shortened to LOVEMUFFIN?"

The other OWCA members nodded their heads as well. The LOVEMUFFIN members all nodded their heads.

"We know what our acronym is short for, at least it sounds better than OWCA Organisation without a cool acronym," Rodney said.

The OWCA members rolled their eyes. This wasn't about how both enemy organisations are named, this was about Heinz.

Heinz took the gravel and banged it again to calm the audience back down.

"Guys, please calm down. This is important for the LOVEMUFFIN and OWCA future. Please stop trying to insult one another," Heinz called out.

He instantly wished to take those words back as everyone stopped their chatter and stared confused at Heinz.

Dr Bloodpudding got up, "What do you mean we should stop? The OWCA is our biggest enemy outside the government. They are constantly beating every one of us up just because we want to turn the town into our POV."

"I mean stop trying to hurt them now, the same with you OWCA. This is important," Heinz explained.

Perry got up next to him, "LOVEMUFFIN, you must have noticed Heinz didn't deliver a single evil plan to you guys for 2 days, correct?"

"Indeed, what is going on Heinz Doofenshmirtz? Even Norm your robot man was turned of still sitting in his cupboard for 3 days straight. Why haven't you turned him on for days on end?" Rodney asked him.

Heinz just wanted to run from the stage, the entire LOVEMUFFINS were looking at him with confusion. The OWCA was glaring at him with icy stares and Perry was trying to calm him down. Heinz just couldn't bring a word out, so Perry pulled him back and took the reins from there on, he has the speech that Heinz wrote out before him.

"Well 'League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness' the reason Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz has to call all of you here is that one of his plans has gone horribly wrong," Perry began.

Dr Bloodpudding raised his hand, "Is that the plan with his 'Cold-Flue-Pass-Out-Inator?"

"The what?" Rodney asked confused.

"According to Heinz plans his 'CFPOI' was supposed to hit you Dr Rodney Doofenshmirtz. He was furious that you constantly got the spotlight and the time you were out of work for 3 days with your cold he thought it would be fun to have you out for a bit longer. But instead of hitting you, it struck two close friends of mine. He is now under the OWCA law under arrest for bodily harming two minors," Perry explained.

The LOVEMUFFINS and OWCA agents nodded their heads.

"That explains why he disappeared, but what has LOVEMUFFIN go to do with it?" Dr Goatfish asked confused.

Heinz rubbed nervously threw his head, "If this CFPOI is just the tip of the evil iceberg for me... then I don't want to know what I expect at the bottom, it was just too much too soon, plus with being now under arrest I would rather leave LOVEMUFFIN then work in constant fear that more people could be harmed through my evil ways."

Dr Diminuative was still confused, "But with that evil plan it just proves that you have the ability to go all the way, Heinz."

"Yes I am aware of that, but I don't want too. It scares me to think how many people would be affected by us, so I would rather have no part in it any more. Plus after the two children are cured I will be in jail for over 50 or longer years, there is no way out. And I will die in jail one way or the other," Heinz explained.

All the LOVEMUFFIN members looked towards the ground. They fully understood Heinz motives and motivations behind it.

But one LOVEMUFFIN member, Rodney Doofenshmirtz grinned, he knew there was a deeper reason behind it.

Rodney got up and grinned evil at him, "There is more behind this Heinz, you wouldn't just run away from an organisation you have been a part of for over 8 years... maybe it has something to do with a young man? Teal coloured hair... strong muscles... hot body?"

All the LOVEMUFFINS chuckled, Heinz started to tear up, he quickly bowed down to them and just left the stage, his face glowed bright red.

Perry nodded to the other OWCA members that Heinz speech was finished and went of to follow him.

All the LOVEMUFFIN members signed an agreement that Heinz was now out of the organisation after that was sorted out they left back home.


With Heinz

Heinz ran straight back to the hospital ward and looked at Phineas and Ferb. Both boys were still up, despite it being 10 PM at the moment.

Heinz measured their temperatures again, it was a little high still, but they weren't sweating any more. Heinz looked at their skin and saw it has some sort of weird green dots growing all over them, the skin colour turned from peach to a pale white colour and now was a light green sort of colour.

"Phineas, Ferb. Are you both feeling better?" Heinz asked worried.

Phineas nodded his head, "Yes, no headaches, no temperature, our stomach's are feeling fine. Are we cured?"

Heinz shook his head, "no both of your bodies have grown a weird green colour and dark green spots. Please don't try and leave."

Heinz photographed their weird skin and then handed Phineas and Ferb a board game of chess. Both boys were getting a bit bored after sleeping once more threw out the morning, so they played against each other the chess game.

Heinz shook his head and left back to his lab, his mouse must have reached the same stage as well.

After Heinz reached his lab he looked at his infected mouse, indeed after shaving of the fur of the helpless creature, Heinz saw that the mouse has developed the same type of light green skin with dark green spots, but the dark green spots on the mouse were just about the size of a pin needle.

The mouse was screaming at him and then raced to a running wheel within the cage. Heinz took as well from the mouse a bit of blood and started mixing some medications together and trying it out with the infected mouse.

The medication was eaten away like acid, in fact, the red blood suddenly turned to green and the mouse screamed at him once more.

Heinz's face grew pale, he was pleased he hasn't tried this medication out on the two children... it seemed to make his bug stronger or faster and that way killing the victim.

"Oh dear... what have I done? What have I invented? An exterminator," Heinz sighed.

After forcing the mouse to sleep and releasing him of his pain Heinz sat broken on a desk chair at his computer. Nothing was working, every turn he takes against this virus was just fastening the death sentence on the two poor children... and on Perrys breaking heart.

Sure Heinz hasn't talked to Perry since his speech 3 hours ago, but he still could see the deep disappointment and anger burning inside of Perry.

Heinz was getting a bit bored with nobody checking in on him, so he put the radio on, one of Vanessa's favourite songs was just starting to play, called: Teardrops on my guitar by Taylor Swift. Heinz smiled a bit and sang along with it, but changing a few lyrics around.

Tear-drops on my guitar re-written to Tear-drops On My screwdriver.

(Just listen to the song: Teardrops on my guitar by Taylor Swift and change the guitar with My screwdriver. And the boy's name with Perry, due to the copyright law I am not allowed to write the song out.)

After quietly finishing the sad song Heinz sighed. He should have seen it long ago that every flirt, date and loving attempt he took to win Perry over was shot down coldly. And now Perry's heart was most likely cold as ice towards him.

Heinz gripped his brown hair hard as he quietly cried before himself. As suddenly a knock was heard at the door of his lab.

Heinz quickly got up and looked ahead, he whipped his tears away.

"C... come in," Heinz called.

He pretended to be looking through his microscope at something as Peter walked through the door. The Agent looked at Heinz worried.

"You ok, Heinz?" Peter asked him.

Heinz blinked as he looked up, "Y... yes, why shouldn't I be fine?"

Peter gave him a look as to say, 'You-are-not-getting-out-of-this-easy.'

Heinz sighed, Peter could always read every villain and emotion like a book, that is one trait in him that his boyfriend Pinky loves about him. Peter waited for Heinz to look at him again.

"Heinz... for as long as I have been working for the OWCA and had you as a nemesis I know you pretty well, you only ever cry if something is deeply hurting you from the inside. Or if you are cutting onions, so spill. What is up?" Peter asks.

He took two desk chairs and sat on one of them and Heinz on the other. Heinz sighed as he gripped his hair, after inhaling for 3 minutes he looked back to the other Secret Agent. Peter nodded towards him waiting for Heinz to explain his deep sadness.

Heinz shook once more before focusing on his ex-nemesis, "W... well. I still feel extremely guilty for almost killing Perry's two children, Phineas and Ferb. I... I don't think, even if both boys shall be cured of my disease, that Perry would ever forgive me for harming his family. I'm just so ashamed of myself at this moment for what I have done to him."

Peter blinked, "Was Perry the reason you quit the LOVEMUFFIN agency?"

Heinz nodded his head. Peter walked up to him and hugged the older man tight; Heinz continued to let his tears fall from his face.

"Whatever the problem is Heinz, you will make it threw and find the cure. You will beat this virus out of Phineas and Ferb. You will see, by the end, Perry might have forgiven you for hurting the two children." Peter said.

Heinz shook his head, "I... I'm not so sure."

Peter started to explain, "Heinz the worst thing you could do is turn your back on this virus and have it kill Phineas and Ferb. But if you do, then you are even more of a chicken then anyone has ever known of. But, I promise you. If you find the cure to your 'Cold-Flu-pass-out-inator', not only will you feel a lot better because you saved 2 innocent lives, but Perry and maybe the OWCA will forgive you. Just don't give up."

He let the scientist go, Heinz nodded, Peter has managed to talk some sense into Heinz.

"Thank you, Peter, that was exactly what I wanted to hear," Heinz said smiling at him.

Peter nodded his head and hugged Heinz again.

But what both the Doctor/scientist and the Agent didn't know was that Perry has just peeped his head in. As he saw the two smiles on Peter and Heinz's faces whiles hugging each other he clenched his fingers into his fists.

Perry whispered quietly to himself, "I knew it... Heinz never liked me. He is still attached to Peter."

Perry quickly turned round to track Pinky down. Those two traitors will regret ever having to cross him and Pinky.


Pinky was at the moment working over a status update on his nemesis Professor Poofenplotz. At his last battle with her, he had to stop her from turning a river in Danville to a smelling perfume stream, with success as always.

After Pinky finished his first document and was about to scan in the blueprints and type them out he heard a knock at his door.

"Wait a sec," Pinky called out as he made sure the scan looked like the blueprint, "Ok come in, the door is open Peter."

Perry actually walked in. He sat at the desk chair and looked sad to his still distracted friend.

Perry coughed, "I'm not Peter Pinky. It's me, Perry."

As soon as Pinky heard Perry's voice he saved his document of the blueprint quickly, then he looked up and saw it was Perry.

"Perry? Why are you in my OWCA office? Haven't you got enough of your own paperwork and worry over your brothers to keep you busy?" Pinky asked him confused.

"Yes, Pinky I have. That is not the reason I am visiting you... you won't believe who I spotted together, hugging one another," Perry said gritting his teeth out of anger.

Pinky got up and walked to the back part of his office, where he made 2 cups of strong tea and gave Perry one of them, he looked like he could need one.

"Ok so spill Perry, who?" Pinky asked as he drank from his hot drink.

"Peter has hugged Heinz," Perry explained.

Pinky spat the tea out onto the floor, he coughed and stared at Perry shocked.

Pinky gave him a cold glare, "Now Perry, we all know you are deeply hurt for having your brothers be so sick, but that is no reason for spreading such a downright lie threw out the OWCA."

Perry glared at him, "I have never lied-"

Pinky gave him a glare as if to say: 'Yeah right.'

"Ok, I have only lied to my family about my job, but at the OWCA work, I have never lied to anyone ever. This is the truth. Heinz and Peter have hugged each other and they both were happy. It's so obvious like 1+1=2 Pinky. Heinz and Peter still like each other; maybe now that they are working closer together even more than just frenemies," Perry said.

But Pinky shook his head, he got up, grabbed Perry by the hand and pulled him out of his office and headed out to track either Peter or Heinz down for an explanation.

"We will see Perry. We'll just ask one of the two to see if it is true or not," Pinky explained.

They were on their way to Peter. But little did they know he was just called out on his mission against Mr Mystery.

Pinky looked to every favourite spot of Peters, but he was nowhere.

"Peter?" Pinky called out constantly, but he couldn't track him down.

Perry shook his head as he exits the 200 men's room at the OWCA. Still no Peter.

Perry shook his head, "Come Pinky, we'll just ask Heinz what is going on."

Pinky nodded, he and Perry organized an intervention with Heinz in one of the interviewing rooms. Heinz was handcuffed again as he is being led by Dennis to the interrogation room.

As Heinz sat down he was confused as to why Pinky and Perry were sitting in the two other chairs. Perry glared at him hurt and Pinky looked like he could kill him on the spot.

"What's wrong Perry? Phineas and Ferb are both holding on well. And I managed to get 20% of the virus out of my test mouse. I haven't left my cell since my speech was done, or did anything else bad," Heinz explained.

Perry looked like he could claw his eyes out of anger, "Don't pretend Heinz. What is it between you and Peter?"

"How long have you both been dating?" Pinky asked furiously.

Heinz blinked and shook his head, "What the hell are you both talking about? Me and Peter are only friends. Nothing more. I don't even like him in that way that you claim Pinky."

"Liar, I saw you and Peter hug each other," Perry exclaimed.

Heinz stayed in his chair and gave it some careful thought. Did he hug Peter? No, it was Peter who hugged him.

After he saw how hurt and furious Pinky was glaring at him and he remembered that Peter told him that he was dating the pink haired Agent; it dawned on Heinz what this was all about.

Heinz shook his head and chuckled, "Oh I see. Because Peter talks to me, and we hugged each other about an hour ago, you both think we are a couple?"

"Of course. You always liked Peter more than any other Agent handed to you," Pinky snapped.

"No, no, no. Not at all Pinky. I only see Peter as a friend. From everybody here, at the OWCA he was the only one not to scream, shout, beat me up and discriminate me. In fact, he builds me back up. You Pinky have beaten me up the first day as I got here and Perry has done nothing but shout at me or avoid me at every cost he can get. Peter on the other end offered me a bed on my first night here. He organised food and nutrition for me and he keeps me together when I am on the edge of a nervous breakdown," Heinz explained.

Perry nodded his head, "I see. Sorry that we overreacted Heinz."

But Pinky wasn't that impressed. He continued to glare at Heinz as if he has shot somebody else with his cursed ray... talking about the ray.

"Hey, Heinz... what happened to your Cold-Flue-Pass-out-inator?" Pinky asked.

"It was taken to the evidence office and locked up. We can't let that monster of a machine destroy anyone else, what-" Perry was about to explain.

But just as he revealed what happened to Heinz machine his eyes widened. His own face grew pale as he looked to Perry, then back to Pinky and then back to Perry for the third time.

Heinz screamed shocked: "IT IS WHERE? Perry get every Agent pronto to the doctor's ward. I will need every medical file of every Agent that touched my machine, pronto!"

"Wait what?" Perry asked.

Before another word was spoken, Heinz jumped up, grabbed Pinky and ran with him back to his cell, he quickly got his vaccinate injections and filled 5 needles with it.

As far as his testing went this vaccinate was the only thing stopping the flue from getting to the body in the first place.

Then a knock came to his door, Major Monogram, Carl, and Peter walked in and sat in the 3 chairs given to them.

"You 3 have touched m... m... my machine?" Heinz asked.

Carl nodded, "I was examining it to see if there was any way that the bug was still in it."

"I was the one who confiscated your machine, and brought it up here to the OWCA," Peter explained.

"And I took the blueprints and photographed your machine, not touching it at all," Major Monogram explained.

Heinz nodded, he took his anti-flue germ and filled it in 2 needles.

"Monogram, you didn't touch my machine. So you are clear to leave again. Carl, you examined the machine, that way most likely touching the tray attached to the machine and the tip of it, you will need a vacation shot against the flu virus. It has only been on your fingertips, so once you disinfected your hands and had the anti-flu jab you should be right as rain again, Peter you have moved the inator from my lab to here and into the safe room, you too will need an anti-flu jab," Heinz explained.

Peter looked a little worried, "Will the flue germ kill us?"

Heinz shook his head, "No, you have to be directly hit by the beam to actually get infected, just touching the machine should actually do nothing, but I'm not taking any chances with this nightmare."

Both Peter and Carl rolled their sleeves up and Heinz injected them with the Anti-virus. He gave them both a complete health and physical examination. As he had the final proof that neither had the flue germ he gave them the all clear.

"Thank you, Heinz," Carl said.

Peter just gave him a small nod and the two left back to their work.


Quanktumspirit: "Please review. I wonder what chapter 05 will bring."