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Emmett: I am a man who knows when to get the fuck out

"What are you doing here?" was the greeting I got from my wife.

"Nice to see you too Rose," I smiled.

Rosalie sighed and some of the tension drained from her shoulders. "I'm sorry I just had an appointment with a patient and it left me on edge." My heart clenched as I looked through the glass door separating us form the waiting room. I could see Jacob Cullen's back leaving the office.

"Jacob Cullen was your patient? Holy shit, I just assumed he was here on some politic shit for Edward." Was Jacob pregnant? Did he want an abortion? Was Edward making him get an abortion? A million other questions ran through my head. I was about to start asking some of them when I noticed Rose looked a little sick.

"Fuck me," she whispered. "I don't know why I didn't recognize him."

I frowned. Rose had never met Jacob, and why was she having a mini panic attack? "You've never seen him before babe, unless you suddenly started reading the news. Why are you acting like this?"

Rose looked anxious and lost in her own thoughts. "Nothing, I'm fine. And I can't tell you anything about him anyway, he's a patient with privacy rights."

She was purposely hiding something. "If he's here he's obviously pregnant or trying to get pregnant. I wonder why Edward didn't come with him? He was probably too busy kissing someone's ass." I snorted.

"This is none of your business Emmett!" Rose hissed at me.

"Whoa, what the hell is your problem?"

Rose pinched her nose. "Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just under some stress right now. Look, I'm going to wrap up some things and I'll meet you at home okay."

"I can wait for you."

"No, I have some people to call and paperwork to do. I'll see you at home okay? I'll make sure to pick up some of that Chinese food you like." Rose gave me a strained smiled. I wanted to mention that I just drove over an hour to see her, but I let it go. Obviously something was bothering her about this Jacob situation and being around her would only result in agitating her more.

"Yeah, that's fine." I leaned down and gave her a kiss on the forehead. "See you at home." I turned to leave the office but Rose called out to me.

"And don't mention anything to Jasper. I know you two are close and I don't want him to go tell his brother that Jacob saw me today."

"Okay," I said and then walked out. Her request made me want to tell someone even more, but it wasn't Jasper I wanted to talk to. I got in my car and headed back toward Seattle. The interstate was surprisingly clear and I was back in the city within an hour and fifteen minutes. There was a chance Edward could be in his office at the state capitol building, but he was most likely at his office closer to home.

I pulled up to an office space that had been converted from an older house. Sure enough Edward's gay ass Volvo was parked outside. I had to roll my eyes. Edward would be working when his husband was finding out news that would forever change their lives, unless, Jacob hadn't wanted him to know.

I got out and walked up to the building. Edward never locked the front door, and today was no exception. His office was located in the back and he probably wouldn't hear me coming. Sure enough, Edward was sitting with his back to his office door that was partially open, and didn't notice I was standing in the doorway.

"What you up to sexy?" I called out. I couldn't help but laugh when he jumped in his seat.

"Jesus Christ Emmett, you fucking scared the shit out of me!" Edward said without turning around. I walked over behind his desk and started to message his shoulders.

"What the fuck are you doing here anyway?" he practically growled. It was cute when he tried to be intimidating.

"I thought it would be obvious. It's not like we do many things when we get together," I pointed out. The position we were in left me with perfect access to his ear. I lowered my mouth and gently rolled his ear lobebetween my teeth. I knew the sensation would have Edward moaning. Not surprisingly he pushed me off. The bastard always did like to initiate things.

"Look, I'm not in the mood okay? I just want to finish this up and get home to see my husband." I lifted an eyebrow at Edward's words. He never mentioned Jacob unless said man was in the room with him. And he never turned down sex, he might delay it for a few minutes, but he never turned it down.

"Damn, I never thought I would see the day Edward Cullen would give a shit about getting home to his husband," I teased.

Edward turned to face me and rolled his eyes. "Yeah well, I kind of need to be with him right now."

"That's actually pretty human of you Cullen. I knew you'd be excited to have someone to pass the name onto, but never expected you to give a shit."

"Of course I care about my husband!" Edward huffed out. He was starting to get annoyed with me, I smiled.

"The question is," I continued as if I hadn't heard him, "will you be able to keep caring for him for nine months, even when he starts to get all fat and begins to act like a-"

"What the fuck are you rambling about?" Edward cut me off.

"Jacob, when he gets all fat with your kid, are you still going to run home to him or are you going to come begging me for my sweet body?" I smirked and moved my hands up his thighs. Edward grabbed my hands and looked in my eyes. The look he gave me was slightly disturbing.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" He whispered. He was looking at me, but more like through me. I pulled my hands out of his grasp and sat back on his desk. It was just hitting me that maybe this was a bad idea.

"Now that Jacob's pregnant-" I started but Edward cut me off again.

"Jacob's pregnant?" he asked more to himself than me. I should have played it off and told him I was just fucking with him. After all, I wasn't supposed to know in the first place, but Edward looked so hopeful. In all my time with Edward I'd never seen him look so vulnerable.

"Yeah, I stopped by to see Rose and he was just leaving."

And then something happened that I never thought I'd see- Edward smiled. Not the usual smile he gives when he's trying to placate the citizens of Washington, but a genuine smile. I'd never seen him look so close to happy before. Edward looked over my shoulder to the picture of him and Jacob and his smile got brighter.

"I can't believe he's pregnant," he chuckled to himself. Suddenly his smile dropped. "Why wouldn't he tell me? Why would he go alone?"

We sat in silence for a few minutes before I realized his questions were directed at me. Part of me wanted to be a dick. Tell him that maybe Jacob didn't want to have a baby with a bastard that constantly cheated on him. But I didn't do that, not because I'm a nice person, but because I didn't want to be a part of the drama that was about to be Edward's life.

"I heard something about how it's bad luck to announce pregnancies before the second trimester," I said, bullshiting off the top of my head. "Plus he's a man, so his pregnancy is probably even more high risk."

Edward visibly relaxed. "You're right; Jacob knows how much I want a child. He probably doesn't want to get my hopes up in case something happens. He shouldn't be going through this alone though, and I don't want to miss a second of my child's life."

I laughed. "Dude, it's not even a child yet, it's a jumble of cells."

Edward glowered at me. "He or she is my child and I plan to be at all the doctor's visits from now on."

"You're going to be one of those overprotective dads whose kid ends up whoring out in college because he was never allowed to do anything."

"Your daddy smothered you?" he smirked. I laughed and hopped off of his desk. I turned my back when I felt a pair of arms wrap around my waist. "Thanks Emmett."

"I'm sorry, did you just say thank you? Who are you and what have you done with Edward Cullen," I joked despite the lump in my throat. Emotional Cullen was cute for a minute, but it was becoming too much, especially when my gut was telling me he wouldn't be wearing that smile for long.

Edward's laugh was light and friendly. "Who knew your big mouth would come in handy for something other than sucking my dick," he said playfully and turned to start gathering up his things. "But seriously, you have no idea how happy you just made me."

'Unfortunately I think I do.'

A/N: I had completely forgotten I hadn't finished this until recently, my apologies. Hope the readers enjoyed it though =)