Disclaimer: Do not own Degrassi

Your hair is red

The sky is blue

My boyfriend cheated on me

And yours will too (but not me, you)

Sean and Ellie sat quietly at their dinner table, pushing the burnt macaroni and cheese around their plates.

"Sean, you really shouldn't critise my cooking, mac and cheese is a lot easier to make then spaghetti and pasta sauce," Ellie joked. Sean shurgged and dumped the rest of the pot in the garbage.

"How about we order pizza?"

"Two nights in a row? Sean, we'll get fat!" she replied, tossing the yellow gunk into the garbage.

"I don't care if I get fat as long as I have you," he said kissing her.

"You are such a flirt. First thing tomorrow, we are buying a cook book," she said before picking up the phone. She ordered the pizza and sat on the couch with Sean again.

"So what do you want to talk about?" she said, turning on the tv with the remote.

"Your friend Faye,"

"Why her?"

"She basically threatened me earlier today saying that if I hurt you, she'll 'get me'," he said using quotation marks.

"Okay, I'll have to talk to her-"

"El, if you think I'm not getting...commited because I'm cheating on you, you're wrong,"

"Definetly not! Faye's really emotional right now because she got dumped again. She's having a phase where she thinks all guys are douche bags." Sean looked at her incredulously.

"Seriously! She said that Sean!"

"That makes sense,

"Really?"

"No, but I'm trusting you"

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"What are we doing here Faye?" Ellie asked as Faye lugged her around the parking lot of the garage.

"We are going to catch Sean in the act of cheating on you," she muttered as she ducked.

"You are really going psycho, and Sean would never-"

"Quiet, we'll get caught!"

"Faye, I hate to remind you we're in a public parking lot. Anyone can see us!"

"Shh!" she whisper-hissed. "Well if you talk like THAT."

"Faye, seriously, I have a job interview tomorrow and I need to get ready,"

"You can go after."

"Fine," Ellie let herself be hauled all around the garage until they stopped in front of a dumpster.

"I am not going in there,"

"Don't be obsurd Eleanor, the window to your future with Sean is above the dumpster. All we have to do is get on the dumpster." Ellie nodded until she actually got a look at it.

Faye was pretty tall and could have jumped onto it, but Ellie wasn't. She was about an inch shorter than the dumpster, and had to be dragged...er...pulled over it to get to the window.

"See, that wasn't that hard!"

"Eww, I just sat in bird poo," Ellie complained, wiping the contents off her behind.

"Focus!" Faye pulled out two pairs of old binoculars out of her tote and handed one to Ellie. Next, she took out some baby wipes and scrubbed the window until they could barely see through. Finally, she took out a pink wig and handed it to Ellie.

"What am I supposed to do with this?"

"Put it on. Your red hair is a dead giveaway." Ellie did what she was told and put the binoculars to her eyes.

After a few minutes of looking around, they found Sean, or a sandy headed blob that resembled Sean, at a table, having lunch.

"Something just bit me!"

"Ellie, concentrate! Let's figure out who he's sitting with,"

After another few minutes, they found a few co-workers that Ellie knew and a bunch of girls in short skirts and tube tops.

"I told you! There are a ton of girls looking for a sugar daddy here!" Faye announced proudly.

"That doesn't mean Sean wants them..." she shot back. After 30 seconds, her heart jumped.

There, right at the table, she saw a blonde with big boobs giving him a lap dance.

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