"Fuck. I can't believe they got you twice!" Hidan remarked the next day, as he pulled an orange soda out of the fridge, "That's got to be a fucking pain-"

"In the ass, un?"

"Yeah."

Flipping the lid off, Hidan took a swig of the drink, and sat down, wincing slightly. Deidara gave a strained smirk, "But Kakazu got you as well, didn't he? What did he get you with?" The blonde asked.

Saying the word 'spank' out loud sounded embarrassing to the both of them, so they always referred to their punishments as 'getting it'. Both knew what 'it' was, so it wasn't a problem.

"Yeaaah...the old fuck got me good."

"How'd do it, yeah?"

Hidan sighed.

...

"When are we gonna get to base, Kakuzu? I'm fucking bored! That shitty extraction took three fucking days! I haven't done a ritual three fucking days! And for what? Fucking NOTHING! Dei and Sasori could've took the One Tails back to the fucking base! We would've gotten back by then, and we wouldn't have had to sit in the FUCKING SNOW for THREE DAYS! You know I hate the cold Kakuzu! And my only consolation was Deidara! And even HE got tired of talking for three days! We even messed with Itachi, and we were STILL BORED! And I couldn't even pray and I was fucking cold and i-"

He was cut off as a tentacle slipped over his mouth, silencing him. Green and red eyes glared at the albino from under a hood. He shoved the dark appendage off.

"'The fuck Kakuzu?!"

The larger male merely grunted in that annoying way of his, "You were being aggravating. I'm actually pretty pissed at you right now, so I suggest you shut up." He said.

Hidan gaped, "Like hell I was! I haven't done anything to get on your fucking nerves, Kakuzu!"

"How about the endless complaints that I've had to listen for the past four days?" Kakuzu asked.

"But I'm fucking cold!"

Kakuzu glared once agaim, "id be happy to warm your ass so long as you don't SHUT UP!" He snapped.

Hidan did just that, amd closed his mouth. Kukuzu tended to keep Hidan on a shorter leash than the others.

Sure, maybe Sasori demanded nothing but obedience (and usually got it) from Deidara, but Kakuzu rarely even gave warnings, and tended to be stricter with behaviour. Cursing was fine unless he was in trouble, And killing was OK as long as he didn't damage the body beyond recognition (So Kakuzu could trade it in for bounty). But talking when asked not to, BIG no no. Nagging, being rude to Kakuzu (that's not his normal slander), taking Kakuzu's money...there were a lot of rules.

Unfortunately, Hidan had a particularly hard time with the 'Shut up' rule, because he was a naturally talkative person.

"...when are we going to fucking get there?"

Kakuzu's eye twitched, "Hidan..."

"What?"

"I told you to be quiet!"

Hidan, in a moemt of tremendous stupidity, decided that pissing off the other man (more than he already was) was a good idea.

"Fuck, old man. Can't you get your head out of your ass for two fucking minutes?!" He sniped.

You could almost hear what was left of Kakuzu's rapidly fading patience snap and disappear. Thick black strings (his 'tentacles') wrapped their way up the Jashinist, who let out a cry of surpdise and worry, and pulled him towards Kakuzu, who was searching through an average sized black bag. As Hidan noticed the bag, his panic grew and struggling increased.

SMACK

Hidan yelped sharply as one of the strings whipped his rear sharply. Now, Hidan was definitely a masochist in most parts. That's what made him a great follower of Jashin, he could turn the pain into pleasure...so long as it broke the skin. If it drew blood, he was in a bliss, even burns and lightning worked. But slaps, they HURT! And hidan did NOT like them!

"Kakuzu, cmon, I'm sorry..." He tried.

"No, you aren't. You will be though" came the stern answer and the next thing he knew he had been thrown over his partners knees.

The albino heard Kakuzu rolling up his sleeves, then

SLAP

He gasped and bit his lip, "Kakuzu! Please?!" He pleaded, desperate to avoid what he knew was coming. Another smack.

"Fuckin sh-" he slapped a hand around his mouth and groaned. That came out before he even knew what he was saying!

Kakuzu stopped, "Hidan...what are the rules about punishment?"

"No cussing, and no insults..."

He suddenly found himself without pants.

"Kakuzu! I'm Sorry! I won't do it again, I promise! Just don't..."

He could hear the smirk in the misers voice, "Don't what?"

"..."

SMACK!

"A-AH! Don't spank me!"

SMACK!

"OW! WHAT THE HECK?! I SAID DONT!"

"I make the do's and dont's and you know it," Kakuzu's voice said into his ear, "And you've had this coming for a WHILE!"

SMACK!

"OWW!"

Kakuzu peppered Hidans pale bottom with stinging spanks, ignoring the protests and wails of the other.

Said other was feeling the burn, literally, as he tried his hardest to avoid the swats. Magenta eyes filled with tears, and as the minutes passed, they fell to the ground.

Okay so maybe he had been annoying. For four days. But that didn't give Kakuzu any excuse to do this!

Right?

It hurt it hurt it hurrrrrttt! He hated it so much! Tears dripped down his cheeks and he started to Sob softly as Kakuzu painted his bottom bright red. He hardly noticed the man had stopped,

Until, of course, he felt him raise his knee higher, tilting the albinos face closer to the ground, and his rear higher in the air.

"You have ten more, and you better count them. Properly. you hear me?"

"Y-yes."

"Yes what?"

"Yes s-sir!"

SMACK!

Hidan almost screamed, "O-ONE SIR!"

SMACK!

"OOWWW! TWO SIR!"

SMACK!

"THR-THREE S-SIR! OWWWW..."

SMACK!

"FOUUUUR SIR! PL-PLEASE!"

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

"FIVE, S-SIX, SEV-VEN SIIIIRRR!"

SMACK! SMACK!

"EIGHT, N-NINEEE SIR! IM S-SORRY!"

"...I know"

SMACK!

"T-TEN SIR!" Hidan slumped, sobbing for all he was worth. Kakuzu lifted him into his arms gently, an out of character side of him only Hidan ever saw.

"Sorrrrry Kuzu." Hidan wailed, clinging to the larger man.

"I know Hidan. I know."

"Mmmm. It hurts."

Kakuzu chuckled, "Well you're not cold anymore, are you?"

"Hmmph. Asshole."

...

"Pfffffft!"

"Stop laughing you fucktard!"

Deidara grinned, feeling a lot better about his own rear end. "Okay, okay. But he seriously got you in the land of snow, yeah?"

"What about it?"

"I'll go get the lotion, un."

Hidan smiled, sometimes, his friend could be an angel.

...

Hey Guys! Sorry its short, but I was writing it in the car. Its not a thirty minute piece, mind you, the car ride was eight hours, but still. I'm probably going to go over it once I finish and redo it all.

I was wondering if you guys wanted pairings or not. Review or PM me if you guys have any ideas!

Thx!

~MissM