The Jem'Hadar know as Rez'Nor walked towards the Dominion Army headquarters for his district. This was his week to have the honor of reporting his district's status to the governor of the region. It was an honor, because that particular governor was called on to visit the revered Founder quite often. If he lived on any other planet, rumors would persist that the Founder was choosing favorites; but undying loyalty was programmed into the Jem'Hadar as a matter of operation, so the rumors were only spread amongst the Vorta. Nobody liked them, either. Not even the Founder herself.
"I am coming to report the status of my district," he told the guard of the governor's office. The guard let him in as soon as he saw his ID card. The governor stood pondering the Founder's odd behavior, but he let his programming take over, and dismissed the thoughts for his undying loyalty when the inexperienced Jem'Hadar walked in.
"First, I come to report the status of my district"
"Report" he replied.
"There have been no crimes in the last week, and the un-employment rate is still the same, due to the fact that enrollment in the army is mandatorial programmed into us."
"Very good, Rez'Nor" the governor replied. "Although, the Founder has reported some problems with an invasion of spike-shelled green ants. We need to remedy this as quickly as possible."
"Loyalty to the Founder is life!" he quoted. "What do you want me to do?"
"Follow me," the First Governor replied. They walked out to where 5,000 Jem'Hadar soldiers stood waiting. The governor walked towards a podium.
"This planet faces an epidemic," he told the stoic, un-reacting men. Jem'Hadar weren't known for scaring easily. "It s a threat even more dangerous than the Goblin Wars last year." Again, even though goblins seem to have cunning, trickery and guile, the Jem'Hadar out do them in all three 100:1.
"Green ants," he continued "With spiky shells are attempting to break into the armory to feed on the dilithium crystals there. Why we keep dilithium in an armory, or even keep it at all, is beyond me."
The soldiers continued standing and listening, listening and standing, totally unfazed by the implications of the warning. The governor continued on, however.
"The ants usually march in two by two, (breaking into song) by two! The ants go marching two by two; by two; by two! "
The entire group - all 5,000 - saw the governor singing and took it as an unspoken order to sing as well (And the singions got to them too).
" The little one stops to drink some Kanar; and they all go marching down, in the ground! "
