The Anime Spoof ^.^



Chapter 4-Untitled



In the middle of nowhere appears a dining hall. In the dining hall appear all my yummy bishounens.



*Poof*



Tooya, Chichiri, Tenchi, Tasuki, Yuuhi, Tamahome, Inu Yasha, Hotohori, Sesshoumaru, Miroku, and Ashitaka all magically come to exist around the table. They all stand dumbfounded.



Lenore: *ahem*



They all look in my direction.



Lenore: Please be seated... NOW!



They all cower and sit down in their rightful places around the round table.



Lenore: I welcome you all to the first order of 'Bishounens Distributed'.



Bishounens: Nani!!!



Lenore: Well you are all so kawaii that I decided all the fan-girls should have shifts with you.



Bishounens: *sweatdrop*



Lenore: Look at it this way. You have a choice. Either you cooperate with me or I kill you Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...



Ashitaka: I choose to die a honorable death.



Lenore: *panics* There is nothing honorable about it. You don't want to die. *starts sweating* I don't want to kill them they are all so cute. *mumbles to herself*



Inu Yasha: I heard that! So you're not planing to kill us. Keh, I knew you were too weak!



Lenore: Inu Yasha Oswari!!!



Inu Yasha falls to the floor with a big *thunk*.



Lenore: Now should anyone disobey me they shall pay, not with death but rather a slow continuos torture for all of time.



Bishounens: EEP!



Lenore: That's what I thought.



Sesshoumaru: Heh wait a minute. I thought only Kagome could make Inu Yasha sit.



Lenore: You fail to notice that I am your master now. I can make you do whatever I want.



Sesshoumaru: Ok makes sense. Umm can I kill someone for you miss Lenore?



Lenore: Cut the formalities. If your gonna kill someone you'll kill them with a spoon. And it won't be on my time.



Sesshoumaru: Ano...



Lenore: Anyway for today's session I only have one person on the 'I Want a Bishounen List', and that's Reana. She specifically said she wished to borrow Tasuki for this week. I have no problem with that seeing as how she's a close friend. Ok Tasuki say buh bye to all your friends, cause you are getting shipped to Reana.



Tasuki: *completely afraid* Ano, Bye.



Bishounens: Bye!



Lenore: Good luck and don't fail on this mission understand?



Tasuki: Huh... *magically poofs away*



Lenore: Seeing as how no one else's name is on the list I get prime pic of the leftovers. Heh heh heh.



Bishounens: Save us!!!



Lenore: Hmm, who to choose who to choose. I'll take Inu Yasha, Tooya, and Chichiri. Mine all mine! I would take you too Sesshoumaru but I wouldn't want to torture you by having both you and your brother at the same time. Seeing as how there are no other takers all the rest of you can go back from where you came.



All Bishounens Except Tooya, Inu Yasha, and Chichiri: *sigh of relief*



Lenore: Bye!



ABET,IY,aC: Bye! *they poof away*



Lenore: Now for you three you're mine for the whole week. Mmmm the possibilities.



Leftover Bishounens: *cowering in fear* eep...



Lenore: Well we'll have some interesting adventures this week.



LB: *poof beside me in front of my computer*



Lenore: Mmm Bishounens *drool*



Well now that they are all afraid of me they shall become my slaves for the week ^.~



***Any fan girls out there if you have any suggestions as to any bishounens you would like to add to this order tell me. Also if you'd like to sign up to the 'I Want a Bishounen List' tell me which one you want or if you just want any anonymous bishounen state that as well. I'll consider what you input but I warn you I am greedy and some of my favorites might not get distributed quite so easily. So basically I have first pic. Second pic goes to Reana, and the rest of you can fight over what remains. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! @.@***