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(This is not mine it is J.K.'s)

E.T.P.

(Except the Plot)

This idea is from Celebrytie Foraire.

Thanks so much C.!!!!!!


Ginny Potter

Dishwasher Stakeout

Day 4

3:00 PM

Last night, Harry and I had a serous talk about the Dishwasher. We made a deal. He promised to get rid of the Dishwasher if I thought it was still evil after doing two "simple (not) things".

First of all, I have to give "Vicky" a chance, and I have to use her.

Second, I have to see a muggle "psychologist," (um…what is a psychologist?)

We're going to go see the "psychologist" tomorrow so I'm going to work on the other part of the agreement… I'm going to USE Veronica. Gulp.

Ginny Potter's Last Will and Testament

To Everyone Who is Related to Me:

Take whatever you want.

Oh, and Hermione? You may have the unused solid-steel guitar. Use it well.

(Famous Last Words!)

Witnesses:

James Potter: Age 2

Albus Potter: Age 13 months

Just kidding… or am I? Anyway, I'm slowly stepping up to the Dishwasher. My wand and a pair of tongs are lying on the kitchen counter; I grab them and hold them up for protection. As I approach the Dishwasher, a brilliant idea sprouts in my head.

"Engorgio."

I brandish the mega-sized tongs as I stand in front of "Vicky," she seems to growl in response. Using the tongs, I slowly open the Dishwasher. Billows of hot air rush out of the Dishwasher, an ominous omen. (Ha ha, that's funny!)

The door of the Dishwasher inches onto the ground. The racks roll out. This doesn't look good.

I pick up a plate using the tongs. Ugh, it has food still flaked on it. What use is a Dishwasher if it's evil and doesn't wash things? I maneuver the tongs to place the dish in the sink.

The plate slips out of the tongs' grip and shatters in the sink. Oops. He he he.

I pick up another dish, and without even trying to make it fall, it slips and crashes onto the floor. This is fun!


Two hours later.

"What are you DOING?!"

Harry's home! He stares at me as I stand in the middle of the kitchen, the floor littered with pieces of plates And cups. And bowls. I guess I got a little carried away. Oh well, I guess I had better say something….

"It's all her fault!" I point at "Veronica".

Harry doesn't look happy.


I know that it is a little short, but I think I want the visit to the psychologist to be a whole chapter.

If anyone has an idea for the visit to the psychologist's, PM me or tell me about it in your review. (And yes, I expect EVERYONE to review!)

Thanks!

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